Chapter 1859 "The Lost Sheep" Impression of Split Little Japan

Damn... He Ming suddenly entered such an exciting moment, but he didn't know how to deal with it. It is indeed a "problem". The difficulty is: it is really difficult for him to slaughter someone, then raise his head and pout his mouth, and go back to repay his wife and mistress with the face that Baba tried hard to imitate.

This situation means that Lu Bu, who drives a Red Star tractor, cannot kill Liu Chan who drives a Lamborghini.

He Ming's brain is running fast: similar to Ti Nilu, he actually belongs to the information level of "indifference" to this kind of super devil who is rampant and wreaking havoc on the multiverse level, because his situation is completely different, and his personal time is extremely scarce. It won't be like the era of hanging silk on the earth to YY the super devil.

What's more, in the real world, you can't do this kind of yy, and you don't dare to yy, because it's just like the saying "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you." Death may not answer you a million times, but it only takes one to be without you.

So some carbon-based monkeys are still other low-level intelligent beings who have never been deeply obsessed with powerful demon-level evil forces in this universe, or super devils at the multiverse level.

Also, this kind of behavior is a serious crime common in the universe, which is equivalent to worshiping a cult on earth and then stabbing people with knives and trying to kill people to upgrade experience points.

What's more, in fact, all civilizations in the entire universe have one thing in common with the earth: they live under surveillance. Once you want to do something that can't be done unless you deliberately go on a desolate planet or in a basement with no signs of civilization, you can't hide. However, if there is a little bit of criminal behavior involved, the robot police, which people on the earth can understand, will come to you.

It can be said to be extremely free, but sometimes one's own life is not in one's own hands. If you want to commit suicide, you may have to obtain the general consent of your family and family, otherwise you will not die at all. You kill the body but how do you destroy the soul? There is also a travel fee to go to Linghai.

However, He Ming's "familiarity" with super devils like the Lost Sheep is all because of advertising bombardment, just like there may be some people on the earth who don't know about Brother Ab, if they really don't know about Brother Ab, then he and she can't do it at all. Avoid the ubiquitous influence of the abs consortium ruling the earth.

For example, after the era of Superman, the food enjoyed by a noble citizen of a hegemonic country is exactly the same as the rice enjoyed by an African cannibal tribe for the first time: the Abdominal Brother Food Company, grandly produced, serves your health!

And their footsteps. The magazines in his hands (the Asian version of Playboy includes black beauties), and the clothes on his body, all have various advertisements from the Brother Abs Foundation. Or a famous logo.

And the brand "Missed Sheep" belongs to "famous" in the real human world - it is famous in the human world,

It is equal to Pepsi and KFC, which are famous on the earth, not like Master Kong through Brother Abs. A cosmetic brand produced by "True Little Japan", which is popular all over the world.

Among them, the lost sheep is of course an ordinary lost sheep. And it is also an advertisement for the Japanese "Yayoi no Goat". Don't think that "Really Little Japan" can buy and sell cosmetics from the life of the supreme power. That is absolutely impossible, just like the old No matter how much melatonin you eat in the era, you will not be smarter.

He Ming learned in the past that Little Japan is so fond of the super devil, the ultimate monster of the Chinese translation "Missing Sheep", so in the real human world, Little Japan even has the alias of "Yang Tianzhao". He Ming once thought in a simple and rough way that the beautiful appearance of Little Japan Love Death, which fits his personality, dream, national character, etc., is a powerful super devil again.

go one step further. He Ming thinks this is the pretentious state that Little Japan dreams of.

In this regard, he was very unsuccessful, because his character was too lowly, and he did not meet the pretentious and tasteful pursuit of Little Japan, such as the beauty of grace, tranquility, and tranquility—vomit, this is what He Ming thinks is a real country bumpkin The style is definitely "old-fashioned".

But He Ming must admit that this brand of cosmetics is very famous, of course it is based on the real human world, and put other life in the universe who the hell uses your carbon-based monkey to develop and maintain monkey face and monkey butt cosmetics?

Of course, it was developed by "Really Little Japan". A more accurate description of "True? Little Japan" is Elite Little Japan, whose real name is "Elite Yamatoren".

Don't, absolutely can't talk about it with the little Japan in the real human world, because the two are not at the same level of turning heads, and they will never communicate with each other, even if they are at the level of father and son.

This is true eternal life.

This is a good show in the Japanese world. He Ming actually thought of this very funny show at this moment because of the association of the lost sheep, but his thoughts at this time were faster than the speed of light, just like It's a millionth of a second done with tons of self-entertaining bullshit-level thoughts.

To some extent, Little Japan has been divided in the real world, and it is very serious. This is exactly the same as many countries that engage in aggression but fail to successfully integrate civilizations.

Also have a look at the success index on the surface of the earth.

There are certain historical reasons for this, and He Ming believes that it is because of a very simple reason first: Little Japan is too stupid, too low-level and too incompetent.

That’s true, maybe the Hari people in the old days or in the present world can’t believe it at all, even if there is the first demon game to restore all the historical truth, such as Oda Nobunaga and Kinoshita Hideyoshi, they are completely two monkeys, but the former is a bit civilized So you know the smart monkey who loves sports and welcomes civilization. The latter is really a monkey. If you have time, you can go to the zoo to see the chimpanzee.

The appearance is not important, the important point is that Little Japan is generally very stupid, low-level and ignorant, and ugly as hell.

It looks like the emperor's family in the old days with a stupid face. You don't have to expect beautiful men at all. Besides, He Ming thinks that there is no good-looking man in Little Japan. It is not as masculine as the big pie face and small eyes of the traditional Korean people. Needless to say, women are desperate.

As for the small Japanese stars, they must be famous stars with relatively good appearance. He Ming once saw some famous male stars. It's like a human being with normal facial features. Even the king of heaven Kimura (Takuya Kimura) is at best a normal handsome guy. In China, let alone the country of Smecta who loves plastic surgery, give He Ming a prosperous big city and give him ten minutes or even one minute, and he will find him right away. More than a handsome man like Kimura - of course the standard of the old days!

Anyway, in short, both young Japanese men and women have an indescribably ugly feeling.

figure? Are you trying to find water on Mars and traces of America on the moon?

Well the former is still possible, the latter was filmed on Earth...so you won't find it at all.

Ok. The appearance is really not the key point, although the appearance shows enough low-level.

And He Ming used to read the history of Wikipedia, especially Lao Jiang's entries, and laughed heartily to watch the completely real and very detailed encyclopedia of the universe. From it, you can know without looking at other historical materials, the reason why the little Japan in the real world has turned its face in various ways. The basic reason is that some, that is, most of the little Japans are stupid as hell.

For example, ruining the hard-won achievements of the elite.

In the real world, at a juncture in history, the Japanese elites before the Sino-Japanese War cursed the Japanese elites who launched the Sino-Japanese War, because since the Sino-Japanese War. The Japanese seem to be on the rise. In fact, the loss in the real world is so great that it is simply indescribable.

Overnight, he changed from a loyal younger brother of the Chinese Empire to the number one rebellious boy. At the same time, he helped the rulers of the Qing Dynasty to escape, making Kangxi Xiaomazi laugh out loud. Because the Chinese nation has begun to accept the Manchu once again assimilated - and the Japanese pirates in the feudal era were just the individual actions of a few daimyos and some ronin, not the entire nation.

And Toyotomi Hideyoshi's attempt to conquer North Korea, China and the whole world is nothing more than a monkey going crazy.

None of them affected the folk feelings of the Chinese Empire towards Little Japan.

But the Sino-Japanese War destroyed these things. What's worse, the little Japan at that time had the same virtue as the cynical youth in modern countries: they knew what they wanted to do. But can't handle it at all.

So it turned into a small Japan and became the vanguard of the white world's invasion of the yellow race in Asia, and it is still complacent. He thinks he is extremely successful, but he doesn't know that in the real world, his ancestors can't wait to return to Earth!

One mistake that cannot be corrected is the beginning of countless mistakes and even greater mistakes. Little Japan is naturally good at making mistakes—no way, let’s go back to He Ming’s reason above: too stupid. To be stupid is to make mistakes.

But see what happens next. In World War I and World War II, Little Japan was finally cut off from the Chinese Empire. In the past, all kinds of losses have been completely over, because in the human world, the Chinese Empire is recognized as the first market, and it is also the first market for human beings. The world's first empire, hypermarket superpower. Immigrant countries like the United States can go to play football, it is not worth mentioning at all.

It really belongs to the past and the present, and it has always been the largest market that completely represents the human beings on the earth from the active ancient civilization to the modern civilization.

Money then and now can determine the fate of eternal life.

In terms of past economic strength, the Chinese market has become the first driving force that the human world must rely on.

Like the white world, stop joking, there is so much hatred in history, and there are so many different races, do you think those races can unite to create a white market? dream.

For example, the British invaded the world in history and suppressed the European white world, thinking that it was the same as Little Japan, which was extremely successful. They didn't look at the real world, it was simply "vomit!" and the middle finger.

And the most important thing is that Little Japan is too stupid to seize the opportunity at all. They will only make mistakes and keep making mistakes.

Obtaining Manchukuo, North Korea, Taiwan, and dominating the Pacific Ocean at that time was enough for Japan to become a big country and continue to affect the real human world. The United States, the only powerful world hegemon at that time, would never take the initiative to launch a war against Japan. At that time, the United States could not The most powerful industrial country that is actually struggling with isolationism can only be regarded as "nothing more", and the world hegemony is still Britain and Germany.

There is no overall victory in World War II; get the technological achievements of Germany; have the dominance of world trade, and finally establish dollar hegemony, etc. The United States should not dream at all.

As for the potential opponent of Little Japan, let alone the Soviet Union. Stalin of the Soviet Union died early and became the "great" democratic leader Yeltsin who came to power across time and space. In order to fight against a country with normal strength.

There is also an opponent, China, which is bound to revenge. Well, as far as the then supreme leader Chiang Kai-shek was concerned, giving him the Soviet Union would not be able to defeat Little Japan.

So as far as the historical environment is concerned, Little Japan has stood on the last, tightest, and safest glory. As a result, a group of seniors who have learned from the September 18th Incident launched a full-scale invasion of China—and the situation changed immediately. At least in this world, the chairman who used the guerrilla tactics of the People's War to activate the Northeast took the opportunity to rise up. No matter how the original chairman was cheated, it was impossible to single out the whole little Japan with the power of the Northeast.

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