Chapter 1880 The Biggest Shopping and Countless Sorrows and Joys.

He Ming got what he wanted most now: a light curtain opened in front of his eyes, soft blue light, in the shape of a half fan, with the taste of ancient times, that is, the old-fashioned taste of ancient country bumpkins who don't know how to make progress. For a monkey who cannot live without the Internet and was still running around no matter the wind or rain ten years ago It's unbearable!"

He Ming didn't care about Mr. Robot, and he immediately discovered that the light curtain could indeed access the Internet—otherwise they would give him a stand-alone game to play? He will definitely go crazy - I'm hungry!

The above content is very simple, and the vivid description is the earth campus network with only a few functions.

It is mainly divided into two categories, the limited function of surfing the Internet and the same limited function of equipment arrangement, both functions are only effective during the rest time. However, if He Ming can continue to play with the light curtain in a combat situation, it depends on whether he has "capability".

The text of the information display content is uniform, and it is incomprehensible, like a high-level alien text, none of which are familiar to He Ming. For He Ming today, books are equivalent to "knowledge of extraterrestrial civilizations".

The reason why the dialogue between super life forms does not need any translation is because the information in the dialogue seems to be directly translated into a "idea", that is, there is a message to be expressed in the entire voice, and the other party has received all the information accurately. , so there is no translation between languages ​​at all.

A more advanced understanding is that you send out a thought wave for other beings to receive. Of course, mortals do not have this function, and this is just a trivial function of super life forms.

Like the current situation, if He Ming is in his own universe or has a portable version of Hua Deliu, then he can immediately get all the input in Chinese on Earth, and all the pages and information in it will become Chinese on Earth, and belong to the real Earth Chinese in the world.

That is, a language is installed.

But now He Ming can use the translation assistant to operate. As long as it is an interstellar civilization, the relevant translation help can allow the illiterate to easily interpret difficult ancient classics, because those operations are fool-like picture operations that anyone can see . Also if you want to shop, a picture of shopping will appear, and if you want to surf the Internet, a picture of surfers that matches your thinking will appear.

Then you only need to click lightly, and everything will come naturally.

So the wisdom of He Ming can understand everything in an instant by operating on very simple pictures, and even carry out related language learning, at most ten minutes to get a common language here.

And there are few functions now,

Divide into two rows. It seems easier.

He Ming excitedly operated the row above and immediately cheered even louder. It is so handsome. There is a very large map, and a nebula on this map represents a universe.

Through the size of the nebula and the brilliance of the lights, it was immediately analyzed what kind of huge and prosperous universe it is, so for the first time, I saw a large number of prosperous and huge universes in the uppermost universe.

And on this map, although it looks like something from the ancient times. It’s like the human beings on the earth a million years later use Microsoft’s XP system, but compared to the content, it’s amazing. There are countless product introductions on this map, and He Ming can shop during the break time. It's just that first he needs to have money and then he needs to wait - because some universes are too far away, unless He Ming delivers with the ultimate lost sheep.

Among the next options, it can be understood as an option that is equivalent to most adventurers in adventure-themed monster-killing and upgrading stand-alone games returning to the city to deal with the loot. However, He Ming can only deal with less precious things here, and cannot transfer property, that is, he can only sell tattered things, and then cannot transfer things that do not belong to him completely.

After all, he has transferred all his property out. I believe that in the end, the devil must have countless super powers rushing to do it. After all, sacrificing himself alone is to prosper countless universes.

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"Ooh, that's great, I love you!"

Only ten minutes. He Ming lived a life in which countless audiences in the universe were dumbfounded. First of all, this country bumpkin threw away countless precious and indescribable super artifacts like garbage, and threw them directly on the ground. On the mind!

Instead, he put on the upstart style clothes of the country bumpkin. It is definitely not gorgeous but it is very stupid. It is the kind of idiot who has no dressing plan and just puts on whatever he likes.

Then the redneck gorges on the best food in the universe, the best drink. Simultaneously puffing on huge cigarettes and horrible top-notch narcotics, he ended up enjoying countless top-notch illicit substances, like some source of pleasure, super-stimulants. How about putting it on earth to be enjoyed by the drug lovers of the past? Unless he is a superman, he will be wiped out, because Tai Shuang's spirit will catch fire and die, and even his soul will be affected.

And he's so greedy, so desperate, it looks like an ant trying to eat all the earth's produce for a year.

With the purchasing power of these purchases and the cash wealth that can buy millions of standard universes in one minute, He Ming just sold some extremely rotten junk, which used the area of ​​more than ten containers at most.

Therefore, the map of the universe in the first row on the light curtain has turned upside down, because, as expected, this is a design countless, countless years ago, and the businessman among them is also understood by He Ming to be equivalent to the small Japanese Warring States period "Queen Merchant".

Almost all of the "queen merchants" here are logistics companies, and they were designed countless years ago, but there was no business until the brother of the abdominal muscles turned out-some of the original ones could not go bankrupt, even if they had already gone bankrupt, after all, there is no employee Hiring with capital, and family members are unwilling to provide free services. This is a lifetime of serving immortality without compensation.

So the previous time it was a commercial software that I did it myself, and it has been maintained like this.

After the order of Brother Abs appeared, those absolute leather bag companies immediately became crazy and popular. It can be understood that it is the only mouse company on the earth that uses hair to produce soy sauce, but because of the ubiquity of high technology, there is absolutely no market and it is running around. Suddenly, he turned into a colossus that everyone in the Abdominal Brothers consortium would despair of, no matter on the earth or in the real world!

What a miracle!

An absolute business miracle! A carbon-based monkey nouveau riche, prospering the economy of countless universes, instantly made the leather bag company into a super-large consortium of the central universe!

Now, He Ming asked for the most rest time. It was just an hour, and at the same time, his original plan of "building a super artifact for himself and continuing to deal with property" all became history and was thrown into the depths of his mind.

While enjoying it, he was busy placing orders madly, preparing to get countless top-level goods at that time. The best goods that have not been sold for millions of years and hundreds of trillions of years because they are "too expensive" will be gathered together and finally brought back Home—he didn't think about how to take it home. Because there is no such "wisdom" at this time.

Moreover, according to He Ming's "casual" shopping, all the items in the orders in the light curtain are grabbed with both hands and all the purchases are completed! It looks like that, but it actually means that hundreds of huge warehouses in the Milky Way are needed in the hillbilly universe, and I believe that any logistics company in the universe will never be able to transport to He Ming's rural universe.

Even if it's just a cartoon toy that transports a fat and fat loli!

It's not a question of money or not, it's a question of absolutely unnecessary, it's a question of absolute "that's stupid!"

Because such transportation can be done. This kind of logistics company has long been unimaginably developed-even in the multiverse, what do you need to do first if you want to be rich? Build roads! Improve traffic!

The rise and fall of all dynasties and great powers on the earth are all related to transportation, which determines the destiny of a country.

If Yang Guang had a highway connecting the capital to the grain-producing areas, then his empire would never be over.

Because Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty attacked the Xiongnu, the Western Han Dynasty went bankrupt, and Yang Guang threw himself into the street on the ancient peninsula stick, all because of a transportation problem. Because of their local defense, you have to bring thousands of miles of logistics to kill them, but there are still corrupt officials who enjoy it layer by layer. It is difficult to catch it anyway, because the means of transportation also need to eat, that is, a soldier almost Dozens of transport workers are needed to feed, and dozens of transport workers need at least hundreds of farmers to feed—there was absolutely no hybrid rice and modifiers in ancient times.

In the Hillbilly universe, He Ming doesn't have this problem. Because no matter what, he's always on the center of civilization—Earth? Hey, you don't have a very fast bus to the zoo? Or just fly over there?

Of course not the so-called teleportation. The teleportation of some street stall literature science fiction is ridiculous. First, the matter is decomposed and then reassembled at the teleportation point, including human beings. You are so fucking talented, you have the ability to directly become an absolute creator, so what can't you do? What exactly can't you do?

But unfortunately. There are many, many commodities that He Ming cannot enjoy here, such as luxurious and huge equipment, and private space. The absolute most advanced goods in countless universes that can store property and provide various maze spaces, super passwords, etc. protection, are also the most expensive!

Even ordinary space boxes cannot be provided. It seems that considering the allure of He Ming's property, after all, it is definitely easier to rob a gold mountain than a gold box in the hands of Brother Abdominal.

"Haha! Cool!"

He Ming can't play games or read novels. Anyway, since he has learned it, he is naturally proficient in the world (Earth) and he thinks the most difficult and most beautiful language in the multiverse. Language, Chinese. Then he will definitely not learn other languages.

But he still has too much entertainment, such as movies, some movies that don't need words, like silent comedy movies, but also for a carbon-based monkey to enjoy, it's just... I almost laughed my big teeth off, Chaplin gave Someone who shines shoes is definitely not qualified.

At the same time, of course enjoy it to the fullest. From this moment on, He Ming is almost "unforgettable" - of course he knows very well that he must go back, and he will go back soon, otherwise he will have sex and longing for Fa Zheng Tai Fa Fat Lolita It will drive him crazy, at least he will... make a big fuss in the alien universe, and in the alien universe, he will definitely not pretend.

How could a brain of his current level not understand? He is already a part of his life in the past, and he must not be separated from that part, otherwise, he will not be him, this kind of "detachment" is equivalent to Diao Si not being able to get the girl he really loves to death! Painful eternal life!

And for He Ming, let alone this kind of pain, whoever troubles him will immediately eliminate... troubles!

Then He Ming inadvertently saw the comments in a single function, like the original version of qq. That is to say, on the universe map network message board where he shops, there are a large number of admirers who flatter him. Because the optical network function provided by the Fortress of Life is too bad, so a large number of worshipers managed to leave a message successfully, which means that you spent your milk power and finally sent a letter from the earth to a black hole and the center of the sun, success!

But when there were too many comments, He Ming took a few glances at these comments. In fact, it is the worshipers on the earth, that is, fans. No matter if it is a fake fan or a die-hard fan, it is difficult for He Ming to respond for just a minute, because it is unbearable if there are "just" a few billion fans, let alone infinite trillions and trillions.

And the fans here, no matter how stupid He Ming is, he knows it, it's too scary. There are too many, and they are different from the fans on the earth, completely different, because the high-quality life worshiping super power in the cosmic civilization will not be false, and it cannot be false.

For example, a well-known public figure on the earth who obviously only has a few hundred fans dares to claim tens of millions of fans, which is enough to subvert a country!

Do you consider yourself a Victoria's Secret supermodel in the age of Superman? Don't even look at your own toad-faced virtue!

"Well, let's reward some." He Ming glanced at the property in the account. He just manipulated it and rewarded "some money" directly - because he already knew that he could buy all the goods he wanted with a hair of one billionth, and then what? The money is useless, he will never stay here!

It means that if you want to return to Superman China to enjoy eternal life, then you will not care about the currency issued by ants in an ant hole in sunny and hospitable California, Italy.

Even if the quantity can buy a lot of ant hole branches (cosmic groups).

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"? No way? Is this an illusion? You suddenly became a rich man!"

"Fuck, I'm super rich, because I used to be a die-hard fan of Abs, and now a cosmic smart program that automatically divides money transfers countless numbers to my account! Local cash! Wow, it's paid off in an instant The petty debts of one's own relatives and friends. I'm rich!"

"Oh my God, Brother Abs is really sending money! To his real fans. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. "

"Prosperous, rich, unbelievable! It turns out that under this nouveau riche style is the first low-level race, how noble, generous, benevolent, generous and inconceivably kind!"

"Wow wow wow!"

"I can't believe it! I'm also a fan of Brother Abs! Brother Abs, I adore you so much! I love you so much that I'm crazy! I love how noble and pure every hair of yours gives you!"

"Oh my god!!!!"

"Please turn back time. I want to worship, kneel and lick, and serve Brother Abdomo!"

A large number of universes are really shocked at this moment. Although He Ming's treasure consumers are indifferent to countless powerful gods and demons, they don't care whether ordinary life is rich or not, but ordinary life is really shocked. First of all, there are very few people among the die-hard fans of Abdominal Muscle who originally bet and then increased their wealth, because they are rational first and then... have no capital.

The poor cannot be angry with others.

On the earth or in the multiverse, all are exactly the same, the difference is that the poor on the earth do not understand what the original sin of poverty is, and would rather be fooled by the public knowledge that takes dollars. In the universe, ordinary people and the poor class all understand the importance of wealth How important it is, and what kind of terrible magic power it will use to change one's life, one's eternal life.

Now, I just worship Brother Abs, a devil who was born as a super good man, and thus became a super rich and a standard rich man.

It's a pity that it was "before" who worshiped Brother Abs, and - He Ming also has his own bad taste in dividing money, that is, dividing money in lottery, that is, a few people will always become the huge rich and the majority will become rich .

Of course, this behavior can only be limited to He Ming's true fans before he divided the money, otherwise he would be a fool and give money to the enemy.

And he completely trusts the intelligent business program in this universe, and will never deceive him, because it is equivalent to the TV set on the earth that will definitely broadcast the program and will not "get emotional" and stop the program.

A tool is a tool, and a program is a program.

This is the simplest smart program that cannot perform any private operations after activation. Once it is set and activated, no one can stop it. Even if the universe is destroyed, this kind of program will still run in places where civilization remains. .

Otherwise, interstellar civilization will not be able to develop, because there is a lack of real trust between intelligent life, and intelligent life will never be "old-fashioned", "stubborn" and "one way to the end" of the program.

That is to say, once an action is made, it will be executed immediately, no matter how much you regret and how much you threaten.

In this regard, a large number of universes have been completely shocked this time. Countless civilizations and societies have turned upside down. They never expected it, absolutely never expected it—then you also have a chance, right? Hurry up and become a die-hard fan of abs, especially for some bankrupts and some gamblers, brother abs is really good, he is an incomparable saint, a great good man!

Love him to death.

But He Ming closed the "door of service", don't dream, you don't love me, you love my renminbi, but my "renminbi" is only given to monkeys and "noble" ladies and gentlemen who really love me. Now you can't fool a brain like mine.

So, continue to be poor and weak, this is the cruel reality of not accepting brother abs. Do you need me to sing the bel canto "Later" from the earth for you? "Oh, once you miss it, you won't be there!" The crying young man and the young woman, the sad weak.

Because my abs brother is from the earth, but he always wants to conquer every universe he goes to the multiverse. Means: Sprinkle money.

ps: the first update. To be continued.

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