Chapter 1728 Having a Girlfriend but No Purse (Part 1)

The best and last gift is a strip of colorful wood in a solid gold box in the style of the ancient Persian Empire.

Many boys hold it in front of their eyes and see that it is harder than steel and very heavy. However, a long paperweight the size of a paperweight already has a heavy feeling of more than ten kilograms. The point is that the color is extremely magnificent, and it can be said that it is the most beautiful color that many people have seen in their lives.

At the same time, the beauty of stripes cannot be described in words, with natural or extraordinary aesthetics.

Finally, there is a very wonderful fragrance, and after smelling it, you can't stop breathing like a hungry dog ​​on the sweetest piece of redneck chicken leg. Immediately, it seemed that the entire lungs were opened because of this fragrance. You must know that usually a person, especially a Hama Gong master, can only use a fraction of the lung function.

You don't use much of your lungs in your daily life, so removing part of your lungs isn't fatal.

While the lungs of ordinary people are fully opened according to their functions, the lungs of Hama Gong masters are even more astonishing. According to their functions, they can be sliced ​​to fill a basketball court.

This is the biggest evidence that exercise increases physical fitness, and this shows the magical effect of Hama Gong.

Since ancient times, the key point of the practice of breathing has been to use all the functions of the lungs and strive to obtain the most oxygen supply. And long-term persistence can make the body healthy.

And this kind of breathing, as well as the peak function of the lungs, is still around three or four in the morning. From this point of view, it is impossible for an incompetent person to perform a superficial operation of cultivating immortals, because getting up at three or four o'clock? hey-hey. Might as well kill them.

Not only that, after getting close to this colorful wood, not only can I get all the lung function breathing naturally, but also I can get some greedy, hungry, excited and restless physiological needs, it seems that the functions of the whole body and mind are gradually awakened, or used A drug that can quickly increase the body's energy, such as narcotics or cocaine extracted from coca leaves in the old days, some kind of wonderful "ice".

But obviously, this is a more advanced and completely harmless "energy boost".

"Wow, it's actually a seven-color soul-suppressing wood. If all the tens of millions of guests have a gift like this, this wedding will be amazing. No, it's just an engagement, and there will be a grander wedding!"

"Not only that, imagine how many students from the great family (Abs family) have in our college, especially every girlfriend of the boys is engaged and married...God, we are really going to develop!"

"Damn it. Seven-color soul-suppressing wood, the best pillows on the planet, as well as the best products such as incense, perfume, refreshing agent, etc. Such a seven-color soul-suppressing wood can easily be sold for 10 billion yuan!"

"Fuck,

Come on! "

The boys yelled, and the girls were about to faint, especially the European and American transfer students who love wealth, and other transfer students, especially the Bhutanese transfer students who pursued nature so much that they could not build factories, would not understand the essence of the European and American world: money is king .

The class teacher and other teachers were also very rude. So I ignored the foul language of the boys. ——I just taught in the Abdominal Academy, but I didn't expect to become a billionaire so quickly!

This marriage... oh, the engagement is so amazing, this one gift is already worth fifty million ten billion.

Fifty million ten billion yuan!

Although the colorful soul-suppressing wood is a new secret treasure that just appeared on the earth, it has already conquered the whole world. It is almost omnipotent, and what is even more wonderful. If it is made into a pillow, there will be a very, very beautiful dream, and for mystics and spiritual practitioners, this is a must for the top five and has entered the number one for many times.

That's right, this is the best product for spiritual practice. Many new spiritual practice experts who have just appeared and are thinking about it have begun to test that human beings will surely walk out of a higher level path. The soul is the best path for human beings to pursue a more advanced life form. Superman The reason for being respected is admirable. The spiritual power that is completely higher than that of ordinary humans is the source of the greatest charm.

Would Hitler still be in power if he didn't have his great charisma? It is absolutely impossible, but any great leader in history is like a withered tree facing a vibrant tree in front of people who have undergone dozens of spiritual practices.

Because a spiritual practice is actually equivalent to completing a life, of course, the premise is that it must be completed and there is something to gain.

If you use colorful wood as incense, the harvest will be millions of times. Compared with the next soul dungeon for ordinary people, after experiencing a long life full of infinite emotions and infinite difficulties, only one hair will be harvested, or (at most time) one hair will not be harvested.

And no gains. A young man suddenly has the heavy charm of the vicissitudes of life, but his essence is exactly the same as that of the vicissitudes of the old man. Because he does not have that harvest, he does not have a more advanced spiritual charm. For ordinary humans, although it is impossible to see it in detail like an expert He doesn't come out, but you can tell it directly from his appearance, or you can know "everything" about this guy after getting along with him.

Of course, on top of appearance, in this era, who will bird your heart? Who doesn't fucking flow upstream in grief?

And after using the colorful wood, one spiritual practice will definitely gain something, and it is equivalent to millions of times the ordinary people's practice.

Therefore, it is conceivable that the mysterious people would give everything in order to get the colorful wood!

Mysterious people, practicing practitioners, experts in related new industries, etc., a goal beyond superhuman strength is to use colorful wood to build a practice secret room.

After all, to be honest, superhuman strength is not as "thrilling" as human practice, and the mind of superhuman strength is too strong, so it is a piece of cake to venture into low-level areas such as falling into the tenth floor of nightmares, but the harvest is even more "a piece of cake". Adventures in high-level areas, such as dropping a hundred layers of nightmares, are really asking for a dead end.

What's more, in reality, superhuman strength is of little use to these people, so what can they do? Make big money like you used to? Dream it, risk your life now to make big money.

Open up a world of adventure? The same virtue as the gold diggers in the development of the western United States in history, etc., is completely offering free coolies and death, unless you find gold mountains, and how many lucky people are there in American history? Why do you think that you will definitely stand out because of Superman Kobe's pretentious nonsense: "Someone has to win why not me?"

Why should it be you? Because you're Kobe Bryant? But you are not!

Witnessing today's grand occasion, at this moment, the mysterious person is still a lover of spiritual practice, an expert, etc., and so on, I am really jealous. Many TV sets, especially remote controls, etc., have honorably dedicated their lives to mankind without complaint or regret.

Many students in Chen Wu's class grasped the colorful wood with one hand and put it on the tip of their nose to inhale, while quickly operating the mobile phones and tablets placed on the table with the other hand. Immediately screamed, because the price of colorful wood soared by 3%, 5%, 10% in a short period of time... And this is just the beginning, check the websites of a large number of merchants around the Abdominal Academy; and the reality has already made friends Naturally, the democratic government of the transfer students is indispensable... They all offered various prices like crazy, and sent the most sincere and sweet greetings.

Fortunately, the government will not be "barbaric and rude", and still give the transfer students a piece of colorful wood with a price of 10 billion...the super charming unified purchase price of the national currency!

The foreign students from European and American countries are fine, but the little Japanese students have already gritted their teeth, if any Japanese officials are in front of them. They happened to have a samurai sword in their hands, oh, the bloody tragedy happened like this.

In Japanese society, money is not king, but money is the emperor's emperor's emperor... the ultimate emperor of all things.

"Bageya Road!" The little Japanese student was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he hurriedly handed over the rude government and other communications to the intelligent system for automatic processing. I ate and drank myself.

Many boys quickly figured out the function of this thing. It is obvious that it is not enough to use it as a pillow, and no matter how hard it is to turn into a baby, it will not work, unless it is a slender house cat.

Process it with other things and put it in front of the nose? Or make it into a hanging chain in your purse? It's still possible, but this "jewelry" is really expensive, not to mention the guy who has a girlfriend will cry on his knees again. The girlfriend is not willing to use her own colorful wood to make Buddhist beads from her boyfriend's colorful wood, but she is completely willing. In the end, the boy will get at most a colorful wood couple ring...

All the processed waste, including just one milligram, is either eaten by the girlfriend's parents, and then sleeps, and wakes up tomorrow afternoon with a radiant old face, or becomes multiple bank accounts of the girlfriend and the girlfriend's parents Here, a large number of numbers that guarantee a particularly pleasant mood within a few years.

"Woooooo!" Baokoutie got such a result. After the pretty Thai girlfriend passed away as the most successful winner in life, he cried bitterly on Chen Wu's shoulder, but he didn't make a fool of himself, because this scene happened everywhere, including among elementary school students above the third grade...

There are even many first-grade elementary school students who were once super life winners and whose younger brothers admired the little protagonist of Sao Nian, and now they are crying with big nose bubbles.

He also handed over the secret treasure to the robot and stored it in a new bank in the Abdominal Academy. Chen Wu patted Bao Kou Tie on the shoulder, he couldn't think of what to say, he could only say that picking up girls and property can't have both - in his heart.

Because he still wants to pick up girls.

But to be honest, Baokou Iron actually lost half of its wealth at most. Or there is no loss of wealth at all. Under the new unspoken rules, a female student or a woman who has taken advantage of a man and wants to get rid of the other party must first return all the property. A debt that the bank automatically repays. Again, debt based on the latest market prices.

So I don't want to get married, and foreign female students want to squeeze out domestic male students, it's just... a dream.

What's more, if you do this, your attitude is much better than other male students who are greedy for money. After all, good friends don't really care about money, or Baokou Tie has no concept of money at all. Hundreds of billions of money are not money at all, but A pretentious description: the number in the bank account.

From the enthusiastic departure of Baokou Tie's Thai girlfriend, it is conceivable that Baokou Tie has successfully obtained a new level of treatment from his enthusiastic girlfriend. Maybe in this state, he can still develop a harem, but he Whether or not she has the ability to have a harem, that's any matter. Any girl with a Thai girlfriend who is a goddess will never look at a man who is well-fed... oh, it's a boy.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be good to find another boy? For example, Chen Wu, who is single, virgin, and a master of jerking off.

And without the goddess-level appearance and figure of a Thai girlfriend, even if you post it upside down in the name of love, "I support you!" After this touching sentence, unless Baokou Tie wants to eat soft rice, he will definitely refuse solemnly "Please respect me, I already have a wife, I am a dedicated man."

No why, it's very, very, very easy for men. Now that he has a goddess girlfriend, he really thinks he's brain-dead, like Korean dramas, don't you want super punctual, beautiful legs, big waves, noble and glamorous goddesses?

If he really does this, he will be the Newly Touched Chinese Person of the Year.

ps: the first update. To be continued.

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