Chapter 1736 Making a Movie Is a Trick (Part 1)
This fertility storm came fast and was unprecedentedly crazy, but it also disappeared very quickly. It gradually dissipated after a day, leaving only the sad sighs of some Superman families, and the sighs and discussions of some old Supermen—young ordinary people don’t care. What about the issue of childbirth?
In fact, as far as the supermen on the earth are concerned, they don’t need to be like this, because it is very easy to reproduce from superman to superman king, and also from demigods to gods and demons with the help of some high-tech, and these “high-tech” He Ming calculates At most, it will be smuggled to the earth by mysterious people within a few years.
Yes, top cosmic technology "smuggled" to Earth.
Or sooner, it can happen within this year, depending on the size of the benefits.
Cosmic war stimulates infinite consumption and enhances countless markets, but it also stimulates the desire of countless intelligent beings for money.
A few days later in the morning, another beautiful sunny morning, He Ming came out of a restaurant in the classic style of the Tang Dynasty, passed the small bridge, flowing water, and the excellent scenery of the bamboo forest and embroidered buildings, and walked on a row of imitated ancient roads. On the road, you can see a blue sky and white clouds when you pass a hill in the distance. He Ming only needs to jump off the hill to see the beach under the blue sky and white clouds.
"Oh, I'm going to have younger siblings~" A bunch of happy chubby lolitas also started their day, running excitedly from behind He Ming, surrounded by a large number of pets of various sizes and chasing after them , around, Niu Niu took the lead and ran with fat short legs, holding a beautiful laser submachine gun made of porcelain in his fat hands, the red light turned from the body of the gun to the muzzle, and the "beep" sounded fiercely, and at the same time he Excitedly shouted in the mouth.
When Niu Niu passed by, He Ming knelt down and stopped the very cute Niu Niu, who was wearing a spring dress with lazy pigs on it, and deliberately teased his fat face and said: "With younger brothers and sisters, your toys and delicious food should be shared with younger brothers. Oh sister."
Niu Niu immediately made a disdainful expression, but then he shouted excitedly: "I don't believe it! I have a lot of toys and food at home. I can't eat all my siblings! You deceive me!"
After speaking, he broke away from He Ming. Continuing to run forward, He Ming shook his head. There are already a large number of super supermarkets near his home. From this point of view, there is no need to worry about eating and drinking.
Walking to the hills, jumping lightly and crossing a distance of at least seven or eight kilometers, and changing to a beach that ordinary people may not be able to reach in seven or eight hours due to terrain reasons. He Ming went straight to a Japanese-style beach barbecue stand, and even after breakfast, he still took a box of iced drinks and a Japanese-style wooden barrel barbecue. Among them, there are a lot of squid and fatty beef barbecue that have been prepared.
There is a very comfortable wooden stand on the left side of the barbecue booth. The bright yellow has a sense of time, and there are very clean snow-white Japanese-style beds in many places.
This is a wooden platform like watching a theater or watching an open-air movie.
The area is designed to be very large. This is actually a stand for watching sumo wrestling that He Ming didn't know. But here you can see all the scenery related to the sea, the sun, the starry sky, and the beauties on the beach.
The career line of hot pants and hips and sports vests of the beauties.
"Well, what should I do today?" He Ming lay in a very comfortable position. I took a mouthful of barbecue, and the next barbecue and the barrel of barbecue have been seized by a fat man called "He Wo Daneng". Even so, chewing the food in my mouth, I have endless aftertaste for the strong muscles, He Ming still thought very satisfied, anyway, an idea came up. How much barbecue do you want soon?
He Ming slid the light curtain skillfully, and soon formed a smile with deep merit and fame at the corner of his mouth. He had already thought about how to spend this beautiful and charming day?
But a few minutes later, the richest man in the world, who was born in a man-eating factory in the UK, is struggling for a few years of life and health. A noble, beautiful and charming head pops up in the lower right corner of the light screen. This head has only the upper body. The orb is still not her head but her big white rabbit in a purple lace bra.
Sitting at He Ming's feet, "He Wo Da Neng" defended his delicious food against a few fat loli who love to eat and eat, and at the same time, he chewed super cute quickly, "Ah woo", "Ah woo" called The cute show pets are trying to fight against a large group of sleepy bugs who will infect each other in the morning.
In this loving scene. No one knew that just so suddenly, the little brother of the great man with abdominal muscles suddenly raised his head and smiled.
He Ming already regretted taking it all at once—no, he tried his best to inject two big medicines into the little brother, Eggy, and Eggy in his body.
...
This is a beautiful picture of youth.
Every ray of wind is also gentle, with the ambiguous feeling of pink peach blossom in spring but without losing the innocence of youth. The noblest innocence of born nature.
A teenager sleeps peacefully in such a picture, in such a classroom, and he happens to be in a place where the sun shines. A doubly gentle place.
He is not the proud son of heaven, but he is more noble than all the proud sons of heaven, everything in the world, and has a greatness like fate and destiny.
The boy looked up. Let all nobility be verified. He has a pair of pure black and white eyes that actually look unfathomable, and his facial features are extremely handsome. His expression and demeanor were pure and innocent.
He looked back at the entire classroom, and the angle of the entire classroom immediately became... a large number of inexplicable people, holding various shooting equipment, and many fine equipment in each space, releasing a very beautiful like peach blossom powder substance.
That's right, this is a movie or TV show.
In fact, this is a movie, a super blockbuster.
"Okay, stop."
Noble as an emperor, the super handsome superman wearing the top-notch handmade superman uniform with beautiful colors The director nodded, and one of the director's assistants immediately called a stop. The boy, who is also the protagonist, came out, and there were a lot of assistants, including his parents. After performing all kinds of services, the young man shook his head and refused, revealing a perfect and innocent smile that was really "deadly charming", a great man with well-developed abdominal muscles would go crazy when he saw it. He came to the super handsome director with a kind of god The noble and pleasant voice of the son said: "Director, are you satisfied with this part?"
The super-handsome director raised his eyebrows with his classic facial features like a Greek god king, and his plump and surprisingly perfect lips pulled out a smile that made women crazy, yes, a wicked and crazy smile, nodded and said : "It's okay, maybe it's important to do it again, but some thoughts in my heart have been vaguely connected. Now I will shoot other content."
"Wow." The boy's assistants, especially his mother, who was still a bit plump after getting the female Hama Gong, showed exaggerated eyes. He whispered to the surrounding people: "Oh my God, it was so perfect just now."
Even after a few days, this mother is still deeply proud.
Looking at the world, looking at the world, only my son is qualified to shoot the boy with abs!
...
This is the filming of the blockbuster blockbuster movie, Legend of Brother Abs 1: Lonely Ambition.
Although this super handsome director is surnamed Zhou, he is indeed from a very powerful family background, otherwise how could he get the King of Superman. And there are almost as many genius brain medicines as you want.
The latter is especially important. It is also because of this that this director has become the hottest director nowadays from a mediocre actor. What's even more amazing is that he specializes in filming Brother Abs movies, TV series on Brother Abs, and also produces all entertainment related to Brother Abs. Like video games.
All are high-quality products, so don’t watch the movies and TV series of Abba Muscle Brother, you can shoot casually without harmonious interference. Games can also be made at will. But in the end, only high-quality products can survive. After all, the publicity related to Abs is like a TV series with the main theme. Don’t try to smear or use bad movies to shoot Abs and so on.
The director has not been famous for a long time, but he is already the top director on the planet. Because he filmed a TV series "Legend of Abdominal Muscle Brother" before. In fact, there is a total of one, that is, Legend of Brother Abs 12345, each with 100 episodes. Therefore, a total of 500 episodes of the legendary TV series of Brother Abs.
This is a classic work in the genre of abs, so this director quickly became popular and became famous all over the world overnight.
And his road to success is a lot of genius brain drugs, absolutely no worries about funds, and finally, the crazy perfection of perfecting any detail to the extreme.
Therefore, an episode of TV series of about 30 minutes is already the perfection of today's super blockbusters.
But the audience paid for it. So there are about 400 billion views of all kinds to date. According to the optical network viewing in the virtual world, the Internet needs to pay 10 yuan for one viewing, and 400 billion viewings are equal to 4 trillion yuan in revenue.
Of course, there are repeated viewings, the results of repeated viewings, and P users viewing, monthly subscription purchases and viewings, etc., and so on. It is basically impossible to break through the viewing revenue of RMB 500 billion.
And the expenditure is just genius brain pills, at the price of the earth. It is already completely bankrupt.
But for the current top artists, it doesn't matter at all, let alone creating the theme of the abs.
After achieving great success, the director continued to make films non-stop. Movies are far more important than TV series, and he has enough experience in taking genius brain medicine every day, and directing 500 episodes of top-level and related TV series, as well as a talent that is absolutely superior to all living beings.
The blockbuster movie: The Legend of Brother Abs 1: Lonely Ambition has become very hot on the Internet, and every detail, as well as the results of the global recruitment of various roles, are exciting. Of course, not to mention the juvenile version of Abs, even the little boy version of Abs and the little boy Mazi of Abs, yes, they are all supermen.
Now this young superman is selected from among the youthful looks that best match the abs brother, and becomes a superman, that is, he was not a superman before, but he got a "remuneration" to become a superman because he made a movie! It's no wonder that his many assistants are actually parents, relatives and friends, and they come together in the name of taking care of him to see if there are any other benefits.
Of course, his appearance is just a resemblance. In fact, he doesn’t look alike in many ways. It’s not that he was not a superman when he was a boy, but that kind of domineering aura, the real domineering aura, is already... cheating.
Therefore, how much this director pursues that kind of completely unrealistic, but very exciting, super-exaggerated art.
After all, it is necessary to really shoot the abs brother in the first demon game. Well, there are not no idiots who do this kind of thing. As a result, no matter whether it is a movie or a TV series, it has long disappeared in the crowd, and I am also burdened with the stigma of discrediting the abs brother-humans will not tolerate idols who are actually so stupid. Demented.
Because it means that I am worshiping... well, otherwise why do I need movies, TV and street literature?
The director continued to shoot the next scene without stopping. He had a lot of work, and he needed to work 30 hours a day. Yes, the earth is now 30 hours. Only once a week off. After all, in this era, Superman needs to work quickly if he wants to succeed, and he can die if he releases a blockbuster movie a year no matter how famous he is.
As for the legendary series of Abs, five films are being filmed, all of which are actually in progress. This director is actually the first director. There are many other directors, many directors and director assistants, and tens of thousands of staff.
Many people shoot five movies at the same time, of course the first movie is the main center, and the adult protagonist, that is, the protagonist of "Abs Brother" also works for more than 25 hours a day, moving around the set by helicopter .
And a lot of studios are built in pursuit of authenticity. For example, this elementary school of the abs brother. Anyway, with the huge wealth and the first demon game investigation, there is no problem at all.
The second job is to film the school situation of the teenagers of the abdominal muscles. The students showed up one after another, and it wasn't extras from other movies or just a bunch of stupid students.
The teachers and classmates of the boy with abdominal muscles are all fucking top-notch superman beauties and beauties. There is nothing wrong, nothing is wrong, and they are all supermen with the best appearance on the planet.
But the audience will eat it. Perfect, top-level perfection, then it is an unsurpassable classic!
And the prototypes that are still alive and very alive look at the various students’ makeup photos released to attract attention, and look at their own young performers, and suddenly feel unclear. I am afraid that there is only one prototype that is better than the actor. It's the abs brother. ——Definitely not the boyish version of the abs brother!
"To our unrested youth. This is a very deep knowledge. When we were young. Just like today, the sun falls on the falling leaves, the wind blows on the hills, childhood vows, innocent eyes Just leaving with a smile, the years are about to knock on the door, and finally one day we will feel cold all over our bodies, hiding our faces under the street lights in the middle of the night. Feeling an inexplicable loss. Because that is: our, helpless, peaceful youth.”
A chick who is extremely beautiful, with a ponytail, is as irresistibly beautiful as a king and a goddess of fate, speaking lines.
I believe that He Ming and those prototypes in this classroom can swear that there will never be lectures on classic works by talented writers just published this year in the school.
And it's his mother's Wenqing...
"Again."
As perfect as it was, the first director was not satisfied. Because of the supporting role in a scene, the expression is not "pure" enough.
After finally finishing this paragraph, she is a super stunner-level female teacher with watery eyes. The clothes on her body are believed to be just sexy and touching uniforms, but they could not be bought by spending hundreds of millions of dollars in the past, and she is full of styles. When she twists her body and gives lectures, her beautiful legs and butt are already hot... this Is it a love action movie? Exactly, because it is a million times more exciting than the exposed love art film teacher who exposes the deepest part of the body!
At the same time, he completely regards the young version of the ab muscle brother as "the man of God, my man"-I believe that after the film is broadcast, a large number of Diaosi who already have high-tech excretion physiological needs don't mind generously unbuttoning their belts and reliving their old dreams , Use backward manpower to provide manual services.
——No, there are many, many.
It's the female teacher's turn to speak, and she pretends to be young, thinking about life and being grateful for life, but please first keep your beautiful figure so hot that it can disturb the world, and keep a low profile.
While watching the work here, the director checks the work on many, many other sets. With high technology and 100% brain function, it is completely a piece of cake.
15 o'clock at noon, yes, noon has become 15 o'clock, so there are four meals a day, but many people eat many, many meals.
It was noon, and the director just finished his work, and the supporting actors who were only supporting roles left as if they were paid ten times the treatment of the top superstars in the old era. Among them, the young version and the young version of Brother Abs' girlfriend are really huge new stars in the entertainment industry. The two of you are going to pick up various jobs after filming the movie here. I'm ready to be a child star. It's just that it was "difficult" in the old days to be 1.85 meters tall, physically strong, superhumanly powerful, and handsome to the current top standards. He used to be a child star of God himself.
The director will settle the lunch on the spot. That's not the look of a super handsome guy. You can see the shadows of those directors in the past.
While eating, he quickly checked his work. This series, which is his Zhouyi series, has five movies in total, just like the TV series.
The first Legend of Brother Abs 1: Lonely Ambition, was translated by netizens such as Baodao netizens who are always misbehaving:
"Legend of Brother Abs 1 Hanging Silk's Great Ambition".
Beauty translation: The Legend of Brother Abs 1 The Lonely Hero Diaosi.
This movie introduces the wonderful scene of Brother Abbas before his mother's womb, when his mother was pregnant, and then his childhood, a childhood that dominated the world. However, there will be no shortage of realistic designs, so we will completely build a At that time, the scene of Brother Abdominal’s childhood life was taken for granted. Among them, the ants that Brother Abdominal played with were also strong, powerful and stylish.
After childhood, he entered the romantic boyhood of ab muscle brother.
Everyone knows what the abs brother did when he was a boy, unless it was going to school, eating, shitting, sleeping, playing arcade, and starting to exercise.
After some time, it becomes: going to school, eating, shitting, sleeping, surfing the Internet, punching punching bags.
That's all, no miracles.
But in the movie, it became the instant killing of all the proud sons of heaven, everything and everything in the world, that is, the peerless demeanor of the young man at the beginning.
There are a few limited plots with a small climax, the tide, it is the abs brother who can't see the weak being bullied and stands up to serve the people, and bravely fights against the bully's lackeys.
But it has never been clarified who Banba is, and Banba even allows his lackey, Eagle Dog, to be knocked down. In history, and in the prototype, people all over the world know who is the class bully, who is smiling in the toilet and doing evil, and skipping classes. The king is proficient in the two skills of being late and leaving early.
The only pretense of the prototype is the occasional feeling of sadness on the way home at night under the moonlight, and then read a poem:
"Ah, my dear friend, when you read this letter, I will no longer be alive..."
That's right, the same "plot" at the end of the movie is very touching, because the girl of the abs brother will show him indescribable beauty, and then the two say goodbye, but the girl can't help it, she turns around and throws herself into her arms Hug, enthusiastic first kiss, line: "Goodbye, bye, bye, I'm leaving here...I'm sorry I love you!"
"Ouch!" I believe He Ming would scratch his hair when he saw it. What would he have done in his day if a chick like that said something like that?
"Ghost!"
The boy ran away in despair.
first movie.
Abdominal Legend 1: Lonely Ambition...
Taiwan translation: Legend of Brother Abs 1: The ambition of hanging silk.
American translation: Legend of Brother Abs 1: The Lonely Hero Diaosi.
Japanese translation: Legend of Abbas 1: The Lonely Hero.
Korean translation: The Legend of Abs 1: That Lonely Heroic Boy.
……It ends here.
Then come to think of it is the active stage of sailors, most of which are free and extremely smart sailors.
"I was reminded of my youth. This is the most painful movie I've ever seen."
"Some people sing softly in life. It's called youth."
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