Chapter 359 Fairy Tale

Hot springs in the pool, ice and snow outside the pool, experience the two worlds of ice and fire in the Crocodile Kingdom.

Yu Yue and Xiao Youyou soaked in the hot spring, the water was filled with smoke, and they were surrounded by white snow. From time to time, a few snowflakes fell in the sky, which was both comfortable and pleasing to the eye.

Little Youyou opened her little hands to catch the snowflakes, and the snowflakes melted in her hand. She blinked her big eyes and looked at the palm of her hand with a curious look on her face.

Yu Yue took the opportunity to teach her about the three forms of liquid transformation.

Along the way, it is rare to relax. One of the two women I love most is already in my arms. Let me relax first. Then there will be countless fierce battles and dangers. Then, I will continue on the road to find the other most beautiful woman. Love woman.

In the hot spring, Chen Wulong felt happy and in heaven. Surrounded by four beauties, he was simply stunned.

The girls gently lift their arms, flirt with the water or smile, which is enough to move people's hearts.

"It's boring to just soak, why don't we each tell a story or joke." Lu Ping'er suggested.

"Oh, yes, you can have this." Chen Wulong raised his hand in agreement.

"Then who comes first?" Lu Ping'er asked.

Seven people, you look at me and I look at you.

Lu Ping'er said: "Since you don't take the initiative, then I'll do it first if I suggest it."

Others are free to do so.

Lu Ping'er coughed slightly and began to tell: "I think everyone has heard the story of chiseling a wall to borrow light when they were young. In fact, the real situation is this. In the Han Dynasty, there was a man named Kuang Heng. His family was very poor. He had to work during the day and could work at night. Reading, but I can’t afford candles, and when it gets dark, I can’t read.

"But he was eager to learn. He found that his neighbor lit candles to light up the house at night, so he quietly cut a small hole in the wall. Later, his studies were completely abandoned..."

After hearing this, everyone was stunned for three seconds.

I immediately understood that this was a connotation joke.

Chen Wulong's expression was strange, and he seemed a little uncomfortable. Think about it, how can you control a beautiful woman in a wet swimsuit telling you a story in person?

Jiang Rou blinked her big eyes and asked, "Ah, what do you mean, do you all understand?"

Others laughed and said nothing.

Then, Chen Wulong told a cold joke that was not funny: "Xiao Ming said to his father, Dad, I am so cold. Dad said that it is not cold anymore when I stand in the corner. Xiao Ming didn't understand and asked, why? Dad said, because The angle of the wall is 90 degrees!

"Uh... isn't it funny? Well, Lin will tell you something."

Ekaterina told a ghost story that was not scary: "A new college girl was very studious. One night, after finishing her studies, she felt very tired. She looked at her watch and saw that it was already past eleven o'clock. I want to take a shortcut back to the dormitory.

"The trail passes by Xiangsi Lake. I heard that people die every year in this lake. The girl was walking in fear. Suddenly she felt someone tapping her shoulder. She turned around and saw a pale woman.

"The woman said, 'Sister, I have no feet.'

“Girls don’t realize that when they look down, they really have no feet!

"The girl was so frightened that she ran away, but the strange woman followed her all the way, and kept saying sinisterly in her ears: 'I have no feet... I have no feet... I am so miserable...'

"The girl felt very annoyed and happened to be near the dormitory again, so she turned around and shouted to the female ghost: 'I'm even worse, I have no breasts!'"

After listening, everyone couldn't help but look at Ekaterina's breasts, yes, and they were "very big"!

It was Ran Muchen's turn. Ran Muchen thought for a while and told an embarrassing story about his boss: "My boss Zhao Yicheng and his wife Ximu went to visit an art exhibition together. When they faced a picture with only a few leaves, When there was an oil painting of a naked beauty covering her private parts, the boss immediately stared at the painting with open mouth and refused to leave for a long time.

"Ximu grabbed the boss's ears and yelled: 'Hey, are you planning to stand there until autumn, waiting for the leaves to fall?'"

Lu Ping'er smiled and asked, "Oh, Boss Zhao is afraid of his wife?"

Ran Muchen said: "Of course, our boss has always said that there is only one master of Bai Qi Pavilion, and that is Xi Mu!"

The girls praised: "This is such a good husband!"

Chen Wulong said dissatisfiedly: "A good husband is a henpecker. Isn't this kind of value a distorted value?"

Being attacked by all the girls, Chen Wulong was asked whether he liked Ekaterina or not, and whether he still wanted to marry Ekaterina.

Yekaterina waved her hands repeatedly and said: "I am not a tigress, I don't need him to be afraid of me..."

However, Lu Ping'er was still reluctant: "Your Highness, you can't do this. If he is not afraid of you, he will bully you. It will be difficult for you to be happy after marriage. Such a man is not allowed!"

Chen Wulong could only ask Yu Yue for help: "Mr. Yu, you are also a man, please say something!"

Lu Ping'er looked at Yu Yue and thought to herself, this man is an exception...

Just listen to Yu Yue say: "There was once a martial arts expert who was called a 'grand master' who said something - there are no men who are afraid of their wives in this world, only men who respect their wives."

All the girls applauded, this is well said!

Chen Wulong could only go down the steps, okay, that's it.

Anyway, the conflict between men and women can never be unilaterally victorious.

To Jiang Rou.

Jiang Rou said: "What you are talking about is too big. I will talk about it in a way that is suitable for all ages."

So she told a series of fairy tales she had read in kindergarten, "Talking to the Stars":

It's so quiet at night...

Xiao Shui was sleeping in his little bed, looking at the starry sky outside the window, and talked to the stars: "Do you know what the little sparrow is doing?"

Xingxing winked mischievously.

"Hey, are you asleep?"

Who is speaking?

Xiao Chuansui looked around.

"it's me!"

"Little sparrow!"

"Let me take you to play!"

It turns out that Xingxing told the little sparrow what Xiao Shuishu just said, so the little sparrow flew over to invite Shuishou.

"It's too late." She shook her head.

The little sparrow flew away in disappointment.

Xiao Chuansui got into the quilt, but couldn't fall asleep. She asked, "Who can come and talk to me?"

After a while, a shadow appeared by the window.

It was little mouse Mimi sitting on the windowsill holding a thick book.

"Mimi, good evening!"

"hello!"

"Do you like looking at the stars too?"

"I love it so much!" the little mouse Mimi said to her. "Stars live in the Milky Way, the solar system, and even more distant galaxies that we don't know about."

"Mimi, you are so smart!"

"There lives a little prince on a star far, far away. There are two active volcanoes on his planet. He can watch the sunset four times a day."

"How did you know?"

"This is written in a book." Mimi, who loves reading, said.

I really want to know the name of the book that little mouse Mimi is reading.

She was thinking, in the vast starry sky, could the little prince hear the voice in his heart?

Little yellow stars, little pink stars, and little green stars blinked in the dark blue sky, telling you: "We can know your thoughts."

Xiao Shuishu said to Mimi: "The stars know what I am thinking. Maybe, I can also find the little prince."

"Of course, it will happen." Mimi was very sure.

Little prince, are you sweeping the volcano’s chimney?

Are you still talking to Rose?

The little prince was standing on his own planet, watching the sun set.

"I seemed to hear a little girl and a mouse talking to me on the distant earth." The little prince turned his head and looked in one direction, put his hands to his mouth, and greeted the distant friends and Mimi, "Hey, how are you? ?”

The stars in the sky jumped happily.

The little prince heard the voice of the little prince in her sleep. The little prince invited her to his rose garden, and the little mouse Mimi also fell asleep with his favorite book on her pillow...

Jiang Rou was worthy of being a kindergarten teacher. She told the story with great emotion. Little Youyou liked it very much. She pointed to the stars in the sky and asked her father: "Dad, can the stars really hear me?"

Yu Yue smiled and said, "I can hear it."

"So, is there a little prince in the stars?"

"Dad doesn't know if there are little princes on the stars, but he knows that some stars have huge volcanoes, and the residents there use lava to generate electricity; some stars are full of rose-like flowers, and the residents there only eat flowers... …”

Little Youyou looked up at the stars in the sky, her eyes as bright as stars.

Yu Yue asked: "Youyou want to go and see the stars?"

"I want to go!"

"When we find mom, let's go look at the stars together, okay?"

"OK!"

Everyone smiled and thought this was a kind fairy tale.

How did they know that Yu Yue was not lying.

Finally it was Yu Yue's turn. Everyone looked at him expectantly, hoping that he could say something interesting.