Chapter 356 Funny
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The Principality of Kira, the royal banquet hall.
The feast was sumptuous.
Grape wine luminous cup.
The delicacies are worth thousands of dollars.
But no one here moved.
The atmosphere seemed a bit awkward.
The intelligence chief coughed dryly and said, "Your Highness, Princess, do you think the food is not to your taste? Your Highness and your friends can just ask for what they want to eat or drink, and Wei Chen will have someone get it immediately."
Ekaterina said: "No...just..."
At this time, Yu Yue looked at Ran Muchen and asked: "Miss Ran, please use your 'Sakura Wheel' to identify whether there is any poison in this food?"
Ran Muchen was stunned for a moment, ah, is it so direct?
She turned her eyes the color of cherry blossoms, looked at the food on the plate, and replied, "It's not poisonous."
Yu Yue nodded and said, "Okay, let's start!"
With that said, he helped Xiaoyouyou get a portion first.
Little Youyou's belly was already very hungry, and she immediately began to feast.
The child looked very cute as he gulped down his meal, and the others gradually let down their guard and started to take action.
The ugly expression on the intelligence chief's face gradually softened, and he returned to a full smile. He began to lead the minister of civil affairs and the bachelor to toast to everyone.
He thought to himself, hum, is it necessary to poison you guys? Once you enter this hall, you can't escape! Everyone inside and outside this hall is my people. On all sides of the hall, thirty swordsmen and twenty musketeers have been ambushed. As long as I give the order...
Ekaterina asked: "Where are my father and mother? When will they come?"
The intelligence chief said with a smile: "Come right away, come right away. The Grand Duke is busy with official duties, and the Grand Duke's wife also needs to dress up, so I ordered the ministers to entertain her. Everyone eats and drinks first, so you're welcome."
After three rounds of wine and five dishes, the grand duke and his wife still hadn't appeared. Ekaterina couldn't help but ask again: "Why don't my father and mother come over? Otherwise, I should go find them..."
The intelligence chief slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, Grand Duke and Madam, I don't think they are coming..."
Ekaterina was shocked. She immediately thought of the bad situation and asked: "You... what did you do to them?"
The intelligence chief laughed and said: "No, I didn't do anything to them. I just let them rest in the harem and wait for my good news - because I will soon capture the sinner princess who defied and evaded the will of the Great Rakshasa Sect. If I return it, the Great Rakshasa Sect will definitely reward me heavily. When the time comes, the Grand Duke will be replaced by someone else... Your Highness, do you think this is good news?"
He smiled extremely treacherously, as if he was already sitting on the throne of a great prince.
Yekaterina looked at him with a look of horror: "You...you..."
Everyone present also became nervous. Is this just the sound of an ax and the shadow of a candle?
Only Yu Yue and Xiao Youyou didn't seem to notice anything, and they were still eating and drinking there.
The intelligence chief glanced at them and said with a smile: "Eat, eat. It's easy to go on the road when you're full."
But he found that the father and daughter had no intention of stopping. After finishing their own portion, they even grabbed the ones next to them to eat.
"Eat, don't you want to eat? If not, I'll give it to Youyou." Yu Yue said, bringing Princess Yekaterina's portion to Little Youyou.
"..." Ekaterina couldn't eat anything.
The muscles on the intelligence chief's face twitched twice, and he raised his glass. He decided not to wait any longer. He couldn't wait any longer. He wanted to make contributions, he wanted to be a seller for glory, he wanted to change the day of the Principality of Kira, and he wanted to rule the roost and be the master. On the one hand, he wants to...
Breaking the cup is the number!
Snapped!
He raised the wine glass high and dropped it hard, causing the glass to shatter into pieces. But……
However, the promised scene of swordsmen and musketeers swarming forward to kill the sinner's accomplices and capture the sinner's princess alive did not appear, and the air seemed to suddenly become quiet.
The smile on the intelligence chief's face froze, showing a strange and doubtful expression.
He suspected that the sound of smashing the glass just now was not loud enough, so he took the Grand Bachelor's wine glass next to him and prepared to smash it again.
Before the cup fell to the ground, an exclamation was heard, and a figure flew in from the window at the back of the hall, and hit the ground with a "bang". His face was twisted, his limbs were stiff, and he could no longer move.
I saw this man dressed in a guard's attire, with a one-handed broad-blade sword hanging from his waist. He was the swordsman who was ambushing the intelligence chief on all sides of the hall.
The intelligence chief's face turned grim, and the civil affairs minister and the bachelor lost their voices in panic.
I heard another exclamation, and another person fell in. This time it was a musketeer carrying a musket...
In an instant, the sound of exclamations could be heard endlessly. Dozens of people were already stacked up like Arhats in the hall. Their faces were twisted, their limbs were stiff, and they were unable to move.
The bachelor's white beard trembled and shouted: "What...what is going on?"
The intelligence chief looked around in panic and said in a trembling voice: "This... this..."
Lu Ping'er had already seen a black shadow passing through the hall. When the black shadow stopped and revealed the appearance of a black cat, she understood that everything was under Yu Yue's control. She immediately said coldly: "You are self-defeating and you are bringing it upon yourself." !”
The intelligence chief sank down on his chair and could not stand up again.
Lu Ping'er stood with her hands behind her hands and sneered: "Several adults think that this mere ambush can harm us, so you are looking down on us. You think your design is perfect, but you don't know that you and the clowns before are not." Nothing different, just more despicable and shameless in comparison."
The intelligence chief wiped the cold sweat from his head and said with a forced smile: "What is going on, I have no idea at all... I am afraid there is some misunderstanding, or someone else is causing trouble..."
Even now, he still wants to excuse himself.
Lu Ping'er glanced at Yu Yue. Yu Yue didn't pay attention to what was happening at the scene. He just patiently helped Xiaoyouyou wipe the oil stains and sauce on his little face and hands.
Lu Ping'er knew that Yu Yue meant that he didn't need to do anything here and could just leave it to him to take care of everything.
Lu raised the wine glass in his hand and said with a smile: "You like to break glasses as a sign, right? Then I'll learn from you and throw one too. If I drop this glass, you three had better identify the culprit immediately and arrest him." Come on, we only want the worst one, and the accomplices will be punished lightly, but if you plan to cover each other and get away with it, I'm sorry, that's impossible, I will strip the three of you naked and hang them on the city gate to show the public!"
Chen Wulong was surprised again. This girl really looked cute and cute, but in fact she was like a wolf and a tiger. She actually wanted to strip three old guys naked...
Lu Ping'er counted down three numbers: "Three, two, one..."
With the last sound, she threw the glass in her hand to the ground!
However, the glass did not crack and shatter. It actually stood on the ground intact. Oh no, it sunk into the ground about an inch!
This is scary.
You know, the floor is paved with marble, which is extremely hard. Smashing the glass is like hitting a stone with an egg. However, the glass did not break. Instead, it made a small crater on the marble floor...
What is this concept?
This shows that Lu Ping'er's cultivation has reached a terrifying level. If the cup just hit someone instead of the floor, the person's head would probably be cracked open...
This surprised Chen Wulong and Ran Muchen. Compared with their own cultivation, they felt that the gap was not small.
The three ministers had been frightened earlier, especially the Minister of Civil Affairs and the Grand Scholar. They suddenly pointed at the Minister of Intelligence and shouted: "It's him, he is the culprit! It was he who advocated the capture of the princess and sent her to the Great Rakshasa Sect. Please take credit, it’s him who came up with the bad idea, he set up the ambush and attempted to use this despicable method to murder the princess and everyone else!”
The Minister of Intelligence was shaking with anger and almost couldn't breathe: "You...you dare to say that you don't have anything to do with it?!"
The Minister of Civil Affairs and the Grand Scholar shouted: "It was obviously your idea to do this stupid thing to us, and we were all dragged into the water by you!"
With that said, they both rushed forward, trying to throw the intelligence chief to the ground.
The intelligence chief ducked, but the three old guys instantly twisted into a ball on the ground. You pulled my beard, and I picked your nose. How funny...