Chapter 188 Street Lamps and God (Part 2)

"Oh my God, you are finally here." Natasha walked out of the room with a very bad face. You rarely see such an irritable and helpless expression on the face of this female agent.

"Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist?" Natasha just closed the door and turned around to see the tall Steve. Steve also said with some embarrassment: "In fact, the psychiatrist didn't come, only I came."

"Only you? Then how do you plan to deal with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he is really seriously ill." Natasha was obviously a little angry. She said: "A chauvinistic idiot is really stupid. He actually said that I am not strong enough??? Let me find a strong warrior to talk to him???"

" Didn't you let him experience the power of Black Widow? "

"You will know when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door and continued, "But I still want to say, try not to conflict with him. Nick just called me and said he is very important. I hope the agent can communicate with him rationally."

"Don't worry." Steve pushed the door open, turned back and smiled at Natasha and said, "I'm not such a violent person."

As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blond man pounding the wall and retching. Obviously, Black Widow, who was very angry with him, gave him some anti-wolf spray.

Steve tutted his lips. The anti-wolf spray of SHIELD is not the kind of low-powered product circulating on the market. Anyone with a nose will be disgusted if they are touched by it.

He pressed the earphone in his ear and said to the tall man, "Hello."

Hearing the noise, the man stopped retching and turned around. He pushed the long golden hair away from his ears, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and then said in a buzzing voice, "This is not bad, worth a fight."

"Human! Tell me your name! I am Thor Odinson from Asgard!"

His voice was so loud that it gave Steve a headache, but he still smiled friendly and said, "My name is Steve, Steve Rogers."

Thor walked over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room and said, "That woman just now was really too I'm thin, and she dared to call me a patient!"

He shook the railing and said, "Let me out, human! You are disrespecting the future master of the nine kingdoms!"

"Let's not talk about this for now." Steve also looked Thor up and down and said, "Do you want to change clothes?"

Thor was wearing a medieval armor and a helmet on his head, but I don't know if it was because he landed on his face first, the helmet was severely deformed, and the armor was broken into pieces. The lining of the armor became a tattered cloth with a lot of mud on it. If you come back from another soldier on the battlefield in the Middle Ages, you may not be in such a miserable state.

Thor snorted coldly and said, "Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only use the enemy's head to speak!"

Steve didn't understand this sentence, because the English used by Thor was mixed with the accent of Old English, and there were some self-made words from nowhere, which sounded like the transliteration of another language. Steve only slept for a few decades, not thousands of years. This accent that has been eliminated by the human language system really makes people feel headache.

"Okay, then can you tell me how you got here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky and smashed a lot of houses. Your weapons still occupy a family's yard. More importantly, because of your fall, 13 people are still lying in the hospital." Thor waved his hand impatiently and said, "That's because you humans are too weak. You are not warriors at all, and you don't have the belief of sacrificing your life. In Asgard, you either die or get up and continue to fight..." Even if Steve only understood half of it, his face still darkened. Captain America has always had a good temper, and there are not many things that can make him angry, but it is obvious that this Thor has stepped on his minefields. He opened the door of the railing that separated the room and walked in. In fact, Steve was not as tall as Thor, and not as burly as him, but the two of them had a similar temperament. Thor obviously saw this. He asked: "It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are the bravest among humans."

Steve's expression just eased a little, and Thor continued: "But that is meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I found that you only turn your butcher knives against your own people. This is shameful in Asgard. Your record is not worth boasting about."

Steve took a deep breath He was angry, and he pressed the headset and said: "Doctor Schiller, can we start the diagnosis and treatment? I'm afraid if I delay for a while, I will really not be able to help but punch him."

Schiller's voice came from the headset, and he said: "I'm afraid you have to be patient for a while, his information is useful."

Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, staring at Steve and said: "What are you mumbling? Don't do those little tricks! It's useless for the warriors of Asgard!"

Thor's voice was really loud, which made Steve a little tinnitus, but he still asked the prepared question: "The hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, right?"

"Yes, that is Mjolnir, born from the extinguished sun and the dwarven fire! The branches of the world tree gave it new life! The blessing of the father of the gods gave it power!"

Steve skipped this aria that he didn't understand at all, and he continued: "Well, that's not important. I told you before that the hammer is still occupying a family's yard. If it is your weapon, please take it away immediately."

Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a little embarrassed, but he was too embarrassed to say it. Finally, he sighed and said: "Well, the great god can't say "I lied, I can't lift it."

"But isn't that your weapon?"

"The reason is complicated!" Thor seemed a little impatient, "I had a quarrel with the All-Father..."

"So you and your hammer came here?"

Steve paused and said, "Let me assume that what you said is true, not the ravings of a mental patient."

"The All-Father you mentioned should be your biological father. After you quarreled with your father, he threw you out of the house..."

"The only question is, what does this have to do with the earth? What's wrong with humans? He wants to drive you out of your home. The so-called Nine Kingdoms are so big, why must he throw you to Earth? "

Unexpectedly, this made Thor open up and start to complain: "I am the biological son of the Father of the Gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the Nine Kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony..."

"...Forget it, you humans can't understand this anyway. Anyway, I broke into Jotunheim and made a scene, but what's the big deal?"

"...I can't figure it out either. Even if he threw me to the ancient battlefield, Why this remote and desolate corner of the earth? "

Thor was obviously furious. He hammered the wall with his hand and said loudly: "There is no warrior here at all! I will be bored to death here, and this will satisfy him, right? ! "

Steve finally knew why Natasha showed such a helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him thought like a steel bar, completely revolving around words such as war, bravery, warriors, and the great Asgard. No matter what topic you talk to him about, you will end up with these words.

Steve looked at Thor getting angry, and he said to Schiller with his headset on: "Before you told me that this was an alien with a bad brain, I didn't quite believe it. After all, how stupid can a race that can travel in space be?"

"But now it seems that upgrading all abilities to muscles is also a way out. "

Schiller's response came from the headset: "Indeed, if there is not enough sophisticated wisdom to build a spaceship, it is okay to jump directly to Mars from the spot. "

After that, both of them laughed.

But Thor misunderstood this as a joke. He waved his arms vigorously and said angrily: "Mortal! Even if the gods of Asgard have lost their power, you can't laugh at them!"

Steve took a step back. Obviously, Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to have a violent conflict with this big man at this time. He said to Schiller in the headset: "What should we do now? It seems that he is completely unable to communicate."

"Let's give him some psychological treatment first. If it doesn't work, think of other ways. You do this first..."

Steve asked Thor: "It seems that you don't understand your father's decision. In fact, I also think that it's a bit too much to drive you so far away just because of a quarrel..."

Thor seemed to have found a soulmate. He said: "I didn't expect that there would be humans who understand me. Everyone around me said that I was wrong. They all stood on Odin's side, but I didn't do anything at all!"

He exhaled heavily from his nose and complained: "I have made so many military achievements and made so many contributions to Asgard before! But they all seem to turn a blind eye I saw it, just because of my impulse, they threw me out, and even the weapons would not be used by me. This is simply an insult to a warrior! "" Is there any possibility, not because of this incident, maybe you and your father have a deep grievance? I was a little dissatisfied, but I thought that as long as I could achieve greater achievements, he would not be angry with me ... "" I fought bravely on the battlefield and repeatedly made great achievements, but he finally weakened his voice. " What happened, what do you plan? "" I have to take back my weapon first! "Thor said very distressedly:" How can a warrior have no weapon? "

Thor sighed and said, "He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I want to learn. Even without divine power, I am stronger than everyone here. Do I have to learn how to fight with these fragile mortals?"

"Do you think your father is a very foolish king?"

"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly: "The father of the gods is a very wise monarch. He has led the nine kingdoms for so many years and has always been deeply loved. How could he be a foolish king?"

"Then since he is not a foolish king, but made such a decision, have you ever thought about his deep meaning?"

Thor showed a painful expression and said, "Why do you say that? Someone always whispered in my ear before, thinking about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans, other plans..."

"But that's not what I should do! This kind of guessing should be left to Loki. My brother is best at this!"

"And me? I am a wise king. Brave warrior! A pioneer who brings glory to Asgard! I hate waiting in vain, guessing every day but getting no results...”

“Again, now things are like this.”

“As you said, you have been deprived of your divine power and cannot pick up weapons. There are neither your opponents nor your teammates on Earth. You don’t need to fight here. Even if you don’t guess, there is nothing else to do.”

Thor sighed deeply from his nose and said, “Well, if that’s what he meant, then so be it. Take off your armor, throw your weapons aside, be a mediocre mortal, live a boring life every day, without any belief or sense of honor.”

“If that’s what he wants, then so be it. What’s the word? Yes, vacation... I’ll give myself a vacation, away from the prosperous nine kingdoms, sprouting and growing grass in this corner that no one cares about...”

Thor stepped back a few steps and leaned against the corner, looking a little decadent.

Steve sighed, held down his headset and said, "Every time I hear his adjectives about the earth, I really want to punch him."

Then he said to Thor, "Since you think so, I think we can talk about it."

"What to talk about?" Thor raised his eyelids.

"First of all, you don't have divine power, so you should also need food and drink, right?" Steve and Thor stared at each other, and Steve said, "This is not a homeless shelter. We won't provide food and accommodation. You have to find a way yourself."

"I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! How can you..." Thor started to yell again.

"Then you can try to see if this identity can help you find a job on Earth and support yourself."

Thor turned his head and muttered, "When I came here before, I found that humans are cunning and stingy. They pay shepherds a day's salary, even just one piece of bread..."

"And the fall of you and your hammer destroyed three houses and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses."

"Odin will..."

"We can't contact Odin, we can only contact you. In short, although you didn't do it on purpose, it was at least an accidental injury. If you can't compensate for this part of the damage, If he loses, he will probably go to jail."

"Jail???" Thor raised his voice, he said in disbelief: "I am the prince of Asgard! How can you let the future father of the gods go to jail? ! ! That will be a stain on my reign, you damn mortals..."

He began to get angry again, even raised his fist to attack Steve. Steve took a few steps back and said to the headset: "It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective. Do you have any other ideas?"

"Of course, give him a punch."

"Wait, isn't this a big jump?"

"No What, this is another kind of therapy corresponding to psychotherapy, and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy. "

Steve weighed his feet twice, then rubbed his wrists and said, "Is this really okay? Will beating up aliens cause a diplomatic incident?"

"That's what Nick Fury has to consider. You just need to consider how much effort you should give."

"How much do you think is better?"

"My suggestion is 100%. Even if he doesn't have divine power, he is a divine body and cannot be broken."

"Human...what do you want to do?" At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's actions, and he said contemptuously: " You don't want to fight with Asgard's most heroic warrior, do you? Then I'll let you know that God cannot be provoked..."

"Bang!!!"

Thor flew backwards and got stuck in the wall, then fainted. Steve retracted his fist and said, "What a weak God."

At this time, Natasha, who had gone out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the room, she saw Steve standing in the room, and Thor fainted beside him. The female agent gasped and said, "What's going on? Is this what you do...psychological therapy?"

Steve turned around, smiled, and said, "...This is physical therapy."