Chapter 369 68 Classic Dormitory Jokes: What if a Good Brother Turned Into a Woman

Chapter 369 68. Classic dormitory joke: If a good brother becomes a woman.

The execution of the second barrel is as strong as ever. When Mason returned to the office with strong uneasiness, he and the two Kryptonians had brought back the "prisoner" that the captain had specifically requested.

The vampire lover of Zha Kang was now tied to a chair.

Her wrists were locked with bat locks made by Isu technology, and a Kryptonian hand was placed on each shoulder, which was enough to ensure that her delicate and charming collarbone would be crushed immediately if she showed any signs of breaking free.

However, the vampire countess did not intend to show her bravery in someone else's territory when she had lost the initiative, because Alice's sword, which exuded a chill, was against her neck.

Jason, wearing a red barrel helmet, was behind her like an executioner.

That posture clearly showed that he was ready to "execute" at any time.

Mason leaned against his desk, took out a cigarette and lit it with the lamp extinguisher. He took a deep breath of smoke to calm his brain, and then looked at the vampire in front of him, who was wearing a magic pocket to cover his face.

He looked at the second barrel and said:

"What did the hunter say?"

This question made the vampire lady on the chair tremble.

Good guy!

They didn't hide it from me and directly announced the backers of Team K. If I heard this secret that needs to be covered up at all times, does it mean that they can ensure that I won't leak it?

As we all know, only () people don't talk too much.

"She asked us to keep a low profile."

The second barrel replied in a hoarse voice:

"But she also gave us the greatest authority to act. She asked me to tell you that if the situation escalates and needs to be reported to the higher authorities, please contact her as soon as possible.

She also said that we are most likely to encounter Skrulls.

These spy creatures do not belong to the Star Society or the Cleaner Sequence. They are the private army of a big shot, and the specific identity of that person is unknown.

Therefore, the impact of this matter is more serious than you think.

But Mr. Hunter clearly stated that he would cooperate with all our actions, and has begun to investigate whether there are more Skrulls mixed in at the Star Castle."

"Yeah."

With Ciri's assistance, Mason was relieved. From the information she asked the second barrel to bring back, it is not difficult to judge that Quint will also be wary of the Skrulls.

After all, a secret organization that has not yet been fully exposed is most afraid of being infiltrated by unknown guys at an unknown time. According to Old A's mentality, if Mason can take this opportunity to eliminate the threat of the Skrulls in one fell swoop, the foul-mouthed bald old black man will definitely praise Mazefak in person and give Mason a one-ton medal.

When the second wisp of smoke rose, Mason's eyes fell on the vampire captive on the chair. The latter seemed to feel the cold gaze that made her very "smooth" body tremble.

"Shua"

At the signal of Mason's eyes, Harley, who tried to maintain a scary expression, stepped forward and pulled off the other's hood. The sudden light made the vampire lady narrow her eyes.

Her originally charming face was now very embarrassed, probably because she "resisted arrest" when she was caught, causing the Kryptonian to use "slightly" more strength.

Her nose bridge was broken and half of her face was swollen.

Even the vampire lady, who is known for her charm, certainly couldn't be charming in this situation, especially the blood stains flowing from her nostrils made her look quite embarrassed.

"This is not the first time you have done this in Star Castle, right?"

She tried to regain some initiative and said in a hoarse voice:

"From knocking on the door to grabbing me away, the whole process took no more than five minutes. It seems that when Constantine boasted to me in bed that he had powerful teammates, I should have believed that slick guy.

But it's too late now, right?"

"It seems that you have a surprisingly clear understanding of your situation. This is good, so we don't have to waste more time to make you face the reality."

Mason put out the half-burned cigarette in the ashtray behind him, then took off the Sorting Hat on his head and put it in his hand, approaching the captive who was still trying to maintain his dignity in his downfall.

He stared at the other person's light gray eyes and said:

"Then I will ask directly, where did you trick Constantine to go?"

"A super A-level world, I can give you the world coordinates, Constantine is not dead, at least when I left, the guy was still alive and kicking."

The vampire lady answered all the information Mason wanted to know without any torture.

This made the scene not look like torture at all, but like a spy who went undercover to report intelligence to his own people.

She glanced at Mason and whispered:

"By the way, my name is Emilia. You are Mason, right? You are just as young and mysterious as John described.

You want to save him?

Why?

John Constantine is known as the 'group-destroying engine' and 'group-destroying star' in the Star Club. Everyone will stay away from him when they hear this name."

"You mean, I have to thank you for helping me solve a hidden danger?"

Mason shook his head, made a gesture, and the sharp Alice sword slid down, easily cutting one-third of the female vampire's neck like cutting tofu.

No blood flowed out because the vampire had perfect control over blood, and the wound healed in the next moment.

But the pain that should have been there would not be any less.

"I'm asking you now, ma'am."

Mason said hoarsely:

"Please be good when I didn't ask you to ask questions. I'm not a caring man like Zha Kang. Did the warlock ask you to do something?"

“Really direct”

The female vampire twitched her mouth.

She had been avoiding this question, but Mason didn't mince words at all. Under the captain's gaze, the vampire count twisted his body uneasily.

After three seconds of silence, she nodded, but then explained:

"I am not a member of his faction. I am a lone ranger, and I have no intention of getting involved in the power struggle between the Hunter and the Warlock. In fact, if I knew that there was another great mentor behind Constantine, I would not agree at all. That requirement.

He sent someone into my world, conveyed orders to me and gave me a copy of the world coordinates. I only needed to introduce Constantine into it and the task would be completed.

I didn't harm your team, Captain Mason. "

Her voice became more urgent and she shouted:

"That treasure map is also real. We really found the dragon bone. Damn it! I even had to play some very perverted tricks with him in order to convince him to go with us."

"enough!"

Mason held out his finger and said:

“I don’t want to hear the details of these ‘private affairs’, plots that would make a vampire count feel perverted will undoubtedly pollute my soul.

I'm just curious about what Warlock promised you to make you sell John so simply? "

"my world."

The female vampire Emilia lowered her head, she sighed and said:

"My world is just a weak B-level world. All it takes is the move of a finger by the superior to turn it into the bloodiest front line. What's even more unfortunate is that the path from my world to some important worlds is much faster than from the stars. Fort departure is easier to maneuver.

So from a few years ago, the liquidators set up a troop transport station there.

I have been appointed overseer of the world.

It sounds like one person is inferior to ten thousand people, but you know the situation of us people, Captain Mason, we are just playthings in their hands.

I don't want to argue that I do these things for the people, but the fact is, if I choose between my world and my one-night stand, I will give up the latter without hesitation.

But I seem to have made a wrong choice, so I wonder if I can make amends."

"Mason, she has some unactivated magic."

The hat in Mason's hand suddenly reminded:

"Judging from the spell cast traces, it should be released by Zha Kang. Activate it! That may be the message Constantine left for you."

"Um?"

The captain raised his eyebrows. He followed the hat's reminder and put his hand behind the female vampire's neck, vibrating the magic power at a special frequency and injecting it into it.

Then the female vampire who was begging for mercy let out a shrill scream, and her whole body instantly collapsed as if all her bones had been pulled away.

This scene made the two Kryptonians who knew nothing about magic look at each other.

But then under their vigilant gaze, the female vampire who was paralyzed on the ground stood up again in a very twisted and weird posture.

She moved her round and charming body but made movements like a man's. She rubbed her head and stretched out her hand to gesture to Mason. Mason stared at her and took out the cigarette case, popped out a Silka cigarette and lit it for him.

"John?"

he asked.

The female vampire Emilia, who was puffing away in a coquettish manner, glanced at Mason and said in a hoarse and seductive tone:

"What? Is it weird? Mason, I know you are confused now, but do you remember that I told you before I left that I was going to subdue this female goblin for our use?

Lo and behold, I did it. "

"awesome."

Mason was completely relieved.

Although the woman in front of her had a completely different posture and voice, she couldn't hide the turmoil that came from the bottom of her heart. This was definitely Zha Kang's "remote control" of his "vampire doll".

"What's going on over there?"

Ertun put the knife into its sheath and asked:

"It seems you are still alive? Can you come back on your own?"

"Well, this won't work for now."

Zha Kang manipulated the female vampire's body to sit back on the chair. He crossed his legs and leaned there while thinking, not caring about the leakage of his love. He puffed away the smoke and answered:

“When this little bitch repeatedly invited me to go on adventures and was willing to play some tricks with me that I had always wanted to try, I knew there was something behind this.

Although I haven’t had much contact with her, I have a pretty good idea of ​​Emilia’s character.

This woman is a proud and self-respecting vampire. Someone must have ordered her to lower her body, but you had already gone to your hometown at that time, and I had no way to contact you, so I had to act on my own.

I am now in a very dangerous Transcendent A Grade world. Those shape-shifting bastards regard this place as their playground. I wanted to leave but I met a very powerful person.

I'm now on the line with him and am a guest in his territory. You don't have to worry about my safety for the time being. "

Having said this, Zha Kang brushed his long hair and said:

“But Mason, you’d better stop by some time.

Just like how you developed that terrifying demigod into our ally in the Isu world, I think this side can provide much greater help to your resistance cause than the Isu world.

They are facing an invasion from the Star Society and the Council of Hope. If we can help them, they can help us when we need them. "

"When did you become so concerned about our cause?"

Mason looked at the consciousness of Zha Kang in the body of the female vampire in front of him in surprise. He stroked his chin and thought for a moment, then said:

"And I feel that you have 'over-beautified' your experience. Tell me honestly, were you caught doing bad things over there, and now you can't run away and need me to redeem you?"

"Uh"

Zha Kang curled his lips, blew a puff of smoke, and said:

"Okay, I admit that I caused a little 'trouble', but it is completely different from the plot where the weak kite man was caught and needed us to rescue him.

Lord Constantine is always prepared.

But you can come as soon as possible, I will be sacrificed to an evil god in fifteen days.

But I didn't lie to you, Mason, this place has not fallen yet. I suspect that someone here has already realized the invasion of the group of deformed freaks. Now is a good time to join the game!

Okay, my time for wind is almost over.

After you come, go to the Hell's Kitchen district. I left something there so that you can find me. "

After saying that, Zha Kang was about to pull his consciousness out of his vampire doll.

But he seemed to think of something again, and he showed a mean smile, controlled Emilia to stand up, and lifted the black nightgown in front of Mason to reveal a white patch.

He said meanly:

"I used to hear those coquettish men telling jokes, saying that if they became women, they must make their good brothers happy. Look, how about I help you relieve the pressure?

I'm not bragging, my skills are great! "

"Bang"

A baseball bat came from behind and hit the back of the female vampire's head with a bang, directly knocking the consciousness of the scum Kang out of this plump body.

The unlucky vampire lady fell to the ground all of a sudden, and blood was flowing from the back of her head.

Harley was furious and wanted to hit her. She dared to seduce her sweetheart in front of her face! The furious Harley was quickly tied up by Kara with both hands and pulled back, and the vampire who was "suffering" for nothing also stood up blankly after a few seconds, rubbing the back of his head.

She glanced at Mason, who had an expressionless face, and then looked at the collar on her chest that she had unbuttoned. As an expert in black magic, she almost immediately realized what she had encountered, and her face turned pale in an instant.

"You! You have to be responsible for what your team members did for me!"

She raised her hand, her fingers trembling with anger and pointed at Mason, screaming:

"He cursed me! He turned me into his forbidden food! Damn it! He must have taken advantage of me when I wasn't paying attention while he was playing those dirty tricks.

Ah, you have to compensate me for my losses!"

"Think positively, ma'am."

Mason put the Sorting Hat on his head, glanced at the angry vampire, and said in a faint voice:

"This is not a bad thing. At least you don't have to die in the sun of the wasteland, and the cross I have made is no longer useful.

Welcome to join Team K as a 'pet'.

Now go and write down everything you should explain.

I don't quite understand the principle of this kind of dirty black magic, but I guess if Zha Kang died in the other world, you won't have a good life, so be rational.

However, I have one last question. You just said that your world was used as a troop transport station by the Cleaners. "

Mason stared at her and said:

"So they have been relying on your world to wage war against other countries? And they have been fighting for many years. What is the state of the civilization on the other side of the battlefield? "

"Very powerful. ”

The female vampire was wiping tears like a weak woman being bullied, but facing Mason's question, she answered honestly:

"The Stars had discovered it before the second impact, but seven consecutive infiltrations were defeated and they had no choice but to let the Cleaners attack head-on, but I know that they failed at least three times.

They are no match for the world on the other side. ”

"Oh?"

Mason became interested and asked:

"Is there any unique symbol in the world that has been resisting the Cleaners?"

"I'm not in the combat sequence!"

Emilia sighed and said:

"I only know that the people who led the civilization to resist were a group of guys who called themselves "Lords of Justice"

"Lords of Justice?"

The name made Mason narrow his eyes. After Emilia was taken away, he took out his notebook and carefully recorded this important information.

When fighting the Conqueror, every potential ally is necessary.

So, if there is a chance, he thinks he must go there.

Well, he has to take the master with him.