Chapter 380 79 The King of the Universe Old Green Goblin and His Flattering Minister Mason Cooper
Chapter 380 79. The King of the Universe, Old Green Goblin, and his flattering minister Mason Cooper
Deadpool’s ability is very simple, which is pure immortality. Apart from that, his X-gene has not brought him too amazing enhancement, so that his various abilities are maintained at the level of ordinary superhumans.
It is no exaggeration to say that if the interference of immortality is removed, Deadpool is definitely not the opponent of the master in a head-on battle.
However, it is precisely because of the blessing of immortality that is exaggerated to be stronger than that of the old wolf that Uncle Wade has developed a series of "small tricks to defeat the enemy".
For example, his most commonly used tactic is to hang bombs all over himself and then rush over to hug the enemy for a wave of boarding charge.
The enemy will be blown to pieces, and Uncle Deadpool will stand up in the blood of being blown up like nothing happened and continue to chatter, then hang bombs all over and find the next victim.
Because of this, Wade's fighting skills were once evaluated by S.H.I.E.L.D. as "incredible".
But this guy's most famous deeds are not how good he is at fighting, but his neurosis and clear mind. This sounds like a grammatical error, but it is not.
The tattered Wakanda spacecraft swayed out of the space-time rift, and then stopped steadily on the apron of Area A of Osborne Tower under the control of the old driver AI Delaman installed by Mason on the operating console.
The rear deck was opened.
The 374 mutants who were frightened in the hangar saw the sun again. Under the guidance of the yawning swordsman, they walked out of the cabin and entered this new world.
From the mental state of these mutants, it can be seen that most of them are not doing well in Utopia. They are Luthors in the hierarchical authoritarian society.
In other words, those who are really doing well in a stable environment will not get in touch with Deadpool, a psychopath, and risk smuggling out, right?
Mason doesn't care about adding another group of outsiders to the complex Osborne Tower. He doesn't even ask why these people fled Utopia.
It's just a favor.
Anyway, coming to Osborne Tower is not a good life. Their final destination is to become a code name in the statistics of the old Green Goblin. There is never a shortage of work in this wasteland world where everything is in ruins.
As for whether these people live happily in this new world, that is not a problem that Mason needs to consider.
"Hey, don't play dead."
In the cabin of the spaceship, Mason, who was holding a drawing pen and sketching the modification plan of the Wakanda spaceship, turned the pen and said to Deadpool who was in the driver's seat beside him without raising his head:
"You were resurrected five minutes ago. By the way, can you control the speed of resurrection by yourself?"
"Ha, you found it."
Uncle Wade snorted, wiped the blood from his forehead and maintained the relaxed posture of playing bad, winking at Mason and said:
"It can be controlled, just like I will control the time of making love with my wife to less than two minutes every time. This is my super talent!"
"Ha, I understand."
Mason pushed the frame of his glasses and commented venomously:
"So, your superpower is speed. No wonder your wife wants to send you to sleep on the sofa."
"That's too much."
Deadpool yelled:
"If it weren't for the fact that I just owed you a small favor, I would have called the Deadpool Corps to hang you up and beat you up just for what you said! Then let the dog guards bite off your little brother and put it in your mouth."
"I won't comment on why you brought these Luthors out, and I won't ask about your damn feud with the X royal family."
Mason glanced at him, put away the finished drawings, and said:
"I only ask you one question, Wade, can you still break that 'wall'?"
"Oh, you know a lot."
Hearing this question, Deadpool immediately became interested.
He sat up and complained to Mason as if sharing a secret:
"Can you feel that wall too? Ah, I have been so lonely these years. They all said I was crazy, but I was just sober because I was too close to the truth.
The reason I hate the X royal family is because I have read their comics.
I don't like that style!
Uh, aren't you curious about what I said?"
"No, I am curious, but I care more about the answer to this question."
Mason asked:
"Can you still communicate with 'them'?"
"No."
Deadpool posed as a thinker with a sense of loss.
But his personality was not suitable for such depth, so he quickly put his feet on the control panel stained with his blood, took out a cigarette and held it in the corner of his mouth. Mason handed him the light-off lighter to help him light it, and he also touched one.
While puffing in this closed cabin, I heard Deadpool say with a melancholy face:
"Since the night of the nuclear war seventeen years ago, they disappeared, and 'the wall' also disappeared. I don't know what happened, but I seem to be locked up.
I want to cheat like before, but my cheating plan was banned.
I am very sad, as if I have lost a means and channel to vent, but I guess they still love me, just like they affectionately call me 'little bitch'.
I like this informal nickname.
I believe they are still there, but they are isolated from talking for some reason. I guess, after we finish these things, I can find my real friends again.
But I doubt whether you can understand what I said."
Wade snorted, waved his hands and said:
"I am much more advanced than you virtual characters living in a fish tank. Mason, in my eyes you are like a dog chasing a car.
Well, I don't mean to be sarcastic, I'm just telling the truth. "
"I really didn't understand it. It was like a madman's ravings. I just knew that you could break the fourth wall, but all the descriptions of this were very cryptic."
Mason pretended to be a passerby and sighed:
"It seems that people looking for help from this road may also be blocked, but I still say the same thing, I need helpers for what I am doing now, many, many helpers.
I want to gain the friendship of Deadpool Legion, what should I do? "
"Find a chick with a big ass for each of us?"
Wade laughed in a very rude manner:
"It's easy to please us. As long as you can break through your own moral bottom line, we can become good brothers who have fun together, such as bringing the lovely Harley to a very hot party next Wednesday night. Okay, don't pull out your gun, I was just making a bad joke.
It's time for me to go. "
He raised his left hand and opened the cuff of his suit, revealing his abnormally colorful children's watch, and said to Mason:
"My succubus wife with a great figure made soup at home. I have to go back to have dinner and check if she has cuckolded me. Although she insists not, I am sure that the last time I had sex with her, there was a cuckold in the cupboard. There must be someone hiding!
It could be two people.
Although it just feels better than ever.
Anyway, if you need help, just call. "
Wade leaned there, stretched out his hand and activated his damn conveyor belt. He waved his big hips to Mason in a cowardly manner and said:
"Next time we have a chance to have a YP together, I will contact you, but you need to bring your own female companion. I really think Harley is very good. She is so obedient. As long as you ask, she will definitely be willing, bye~"
"Whoosh"
The bitch's figure disappeared into the cabin of the spaceship, leaving a leg jumping around in place under the gaze of Mason's twitching eyes. Then a hand reached out to grab his own leg and disappeared again with a whoosh.
Only then did the spacecraft cabin become completely quiet.
"Mason, this compatriot of yours is a bit unique."
The hat dented a human face on Mason's head, and he said calmly:
"He is not an ordinary crazy person. I can feel that this guy is hopeless, but he does have a special charm that makes people dislike his various dirty jokes and pranks."
"Everybody hates Deadpool, everybody loves Deadpool."
Mason snorted, opened the hatch and jumped out, moving his shoulders and said:
“After all, who doesn’t love a fifty-dollar dude who can be summoned by a chick with a big ass or a set of original underwear and can take bullets for you an unlimited number of times without complaining?
But don't get interested in his crazy heart, hatter, you'll go crazy. "
After speaking, the captain snapped his fingers, and twelve silver-gray figures flew over and landed behind him. The twelve hunting sentries supported by Utopia were waiting for orders.
With just one instruction from Mason, these absolutely obedient and emotionless guys can go on a killing spree in Osborne Tower.
"Go to the engineering lab to complete your self-disassembly."
Mason gave orders to his "knight retinue":
"I need to update your weapon modules and power modes before the next operation. I don't know what high-end configuration the Alpha-class Sentinel has, but your current grade obviously cannot face the level of enemies I need to deal with."
The Sentinels immediately took off and headed for Mason's laboratory.
They will not resist their masters. The X royal family uses very strange technology to lock their loyalty. Mason seriously suspects that it is related to Professor Supreme's psychic power that has reached the rule level.
"What are you going to do next?"
Hat asked.
Mason looked at the time on his watch and said:
"Talk to the old Green Goblin, and then prepare to rescue Zha Kang. By the way, check out the allies that the guy selected for Team K to cooperate with, if possible.
Then kill the obtrusive Skrulls.
We must hurry up.
Once all the Skrull spies in Utopia are cleared, those guys will definitely find out the clues and upgrade their camouflage tactics. As Consus said, Isu biological decoy bombs will not work forever. "
A few minutes later, Mason showed up in the old Green Goblin's office.
He didn't waste any time in greetings, and handed the purple-gold chip to Old Norman, who was dealing with various construction plans for Osborne Tower.
The latter looked at the handed chip with his reading glasses in surprise, and then picked up an advanced reader to check the data in it.
He thought this was some kind of information, and seemed a little careless, but after reading the first few pages of the vast amount of information, the old Green Goblin stood up with a cry.
He looked at Mason in surprise and said:
"Don't tell me you plan to build this kind of suicide device under the wasteland that can instantly reverse the earth's magnetic poles?"
"We have to make two sets!"
Mason said to the Green Goblin:
"In the absence of mutants like Magneto who can manipulate the magnetic field, two sets of magnetic field strengthening and fusion equipment must be placed in the two earths that are about to collide in order to complete the fusion of magnetic poles and protect the two worlds from merging. It fell apart in the process.
The parameters of this set of equipment have been tested by impact, and the method of using strong magnetic fields to stabilize the world's continental shelves has been proven feasible.
We don't even need to modify the specs.
The only problem is how we can persuade the old guys on the other side to accept our assistance calmly when the next impact occurs.
But this is what Team K needs to consider, Norman, build it!
Utopia will secretly provide the resources needed, and the experiment must continue. "
"But they failed! Mason!"
The Green Goblin slapped the table and yelled:
"What's the point of repeating a failed experiment? You're asking me to use my world as cannon fodder for you mutants!"
Faced with the roar and scolding of the old Green Goblin, Mason was speechless. He just pointed to the watch on his wrist and said:
"I'll be back in Gotham in thirty minutes."
He said seriously:
"I will repeat what I said to you to my friends over there, and I will repeat to them the requirements given to you in full. I want to conduct two experiments at the same time!
I'm not betting your world on you!
And Minecraft.
I'm going to bet everything on me when the Fourth Impact occurs. Either the experiment succeeds and everyone has a carnival and drinking together in the new world, or the experiment fails and everyone dies in the afterglow of the old world!
I said, I will not regard anyone as a expendable price while I hide in the back and live an elusive life.
If I have to pay a price in exchange for a dignified existence, I will definitely be the first to apply. "
This answer made Norman Osborne freeze in place. The middle-aged man felt Mason's determination, but he quickly became irritable. He looked at the chip in his hand and said:
"I don't doubt your determination, but the problem is, according to their conclusion, what we have to resist is the collision pressure of two planes. If you don't solve this problem, this experiment is doomed to fail!
Also, once it is turned on, it may attract possible interference from cosmic-level forces in this plane.
I believe that those guys who call themselves the "overlords of the universe" will not be willing to leave their fate in the hands of ants like us. They will attack us before the impact is brewing and pin us to death on the experimental platform. "
"I said, this is something that Team K needs to worry about!
You only need to create two world stabilizing devices before the impact arrives. Even the process of world fusion will be completed by mutants who specialize in earth manipulation.
My compatriots will be on the front lines. "
Mason said with emphasis:
“As for the plan you want to get, I will find a way.
We have other reference models, the Speed Force Matrix, the Global Aurora Device, different self-rescue plans and wisdom from different civilizations, and I firmly believe that we can draw on the knowledge we need. "
"What if you can't do it?"
The old Green Goblin squeezed the chip in his hand and asked:
"What if you still can't give us an accurate plan when the fourth impact comes?"
"That"
Mason flexed his fingers and said:
"At least we can die with dignity. Don't worry, Norman, at least we won't be alone in hell, not to mention you are not without a way out.
Old A will be more than willing to accept your wholehearted allegiance.
In other words, even if I die, I will die before you. I am not afraid of an eighteen-year-old young man. What are you, an old man in his sixties, afraid of? "
"But don't you and Lao A also have a 'gentleman's agreement'?"
The Green Goblin played with the chip in his hand and said in a gloomy tone:
"You never intended to comply or admit defeat, did you?"
"He wanted me to be his hunting dog."
Mason tilted his head, shrugged and said:
"That Old Hei has a wonderful idea! I probably have some kind of bone disease. It bothers me that my legs can't bend all the time, but you want me to give up?
Bah, I'd rather die. "
"Ha, this is the final showdown."
The old Green Goblin also laughed at this moment.
He reached out and unbuttoned the buttons under his collar and said to Mason:
"Last time we talked about the topic of union in a vague way, this time we made it clear that if you win the bet, then I will be the boss of the new world!
I make the rules, I manage the world, I choose the targets to conquer. "
"At that time, I will hand you the crown with a smile beside your throne, my lord."
Mason grinned and stretched out his hand towards the Green Goblin:
"So, deal?"
Norman's hands joined Mason's.
He looked over Mason's shoulder at the floor-to-ceiling windows in front of him and the abandoned world in the distance. A smile finally appeared on the thin old face of this gloomy old man.
He said:
"It's a great deal to exchange a piece of collapsed wasteland for a possible cosmic crown. Isn't it just for this moment that I prepared so many cards?"
"make a deal!"