736 Gu Mengmeng Is Drunk

Gu Mengmeng was already a little tipsy, but Wabei was still very energetic. Gu Mengmeng rubbed her temples and shook her head, saying, "No, I can't drink anymore."

Wabei hooked Gu Mengmeng's neck and said, "You said you would accompany me until I'm drunk... How can you break your promise?"

Gu Mengmeng stood up shakily, walked to the wine barrel with the Eight Immortals Steps as if she was stepping on cotton, opened the lid of a wine barrel with a pop, then leaned on the edge of the wine barrel and hooked her finger at Wabei, saying, "Little shit, I'm not a stingy person, you know... I said I'll be drunk until I'm drunk, so I'll be drunk until I'm drunk, come here... Look at this, see it... It's all wine, I'm a rich man, you know?"

Wabei leaned over to the wooden barrel and took a deep sniff, his face full of greed, looking at Gu Mengmeng and asked, "This... give it to me?"

Gu Mengmeng made a "please" gesture and said, "I've finished this, there's more next to it... See, there's so much... It's enough for you, drink as much as you want!"

Wabei Bei held Gu Mengmeng's shoulders with both hands, and hit Gu Mengmeng's forehead with his head, saying: "Gu Mengmeng, you are so loyal! From now on, I am your friend! Your business is my business. I will go through fire and water. If I blink my eyes, I will be your son..."

"Well..." Gu Mengmeng changed eight tones and shook her head to correct: "My partners are wolves and foxes, and they can't give birth to a long worm as big as you..."

Wa Bei also shook his head, turned Gu Mengmeng's shoulders and pointed at her neck and said: "No, you have a partner of the snake clan. Look, the mark is here... This mark... It looks familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere..."

Gu Mengmeng covered the back of her neck and said with a look of sudden enlightenment: "Yes, yes, there is a snake clan mark on my neck... OK, then you will be my son from now on!"

Lea and Elvis looked at each other, watching Gu Mengmeng and Wa Bei talking nonsense seriously and seriously, and they were a little amused.

Wabei thought for a moment and said, "So... you and Si Nei gave birth to me... Then I got together with Si Nei's mother and became Si Nei's little father... So who is the father of Si Nei and me?"

Gu Mengmeng seemed to be confused as well. She kept comparing her hands and couldn't figure it out. Finally, she slapped her forehead and said, "You are my father!"

Wabei nodded and said, "Okay, I am your father!"

Gu Mengmeng slapped the wine barrel and said, "Come on, Daddy toasts you!"

Wabei nodded heavily and said, "Okay, Daddy, I'll drink first to show my respect!"

After that, he dove into the wine barrel and drank it.

Elvis poked Leia with his elbow and asked, "So, who is whose father now?"

Lea held her forehead and said, "I didn't pass the Chinese level 4 or 6, so I don't understand much."

After that, she walked forward with a smile and hugged Gu Mengmeng in her arms, saying, "He can't finish drinking for a while, you go to sleep for a while."

Gu Mengmeng looked at Leia, stunned for two seconds, then raised her arm and slapped Leia, saying, "Monster, give me back my master!"

Lea was stunned by the beating, looking at Elvis with an innocent face, and asked, "Her master is..."

Elvis thought about it, and pulled from the side Aoliding, who was beaten black and blue by Leia, said, "This is it, let's make do with it."

Lea nodded, pulled one of Aoliding's legs and brought it to Gu Mengmeng, saying, "Come, give your master back."

Gu Mengmeng didn't take it, but squatted down, staring at Aoliding woodenly for a long time, smacked her lips and said, "I heard that eating it can make you immortal... In this way, I can stay with my man forever... Otherwise, the three of us share it and eat it?"

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Who said that Elvis and Leia were bad drinkers last time?

Look at these two...

I used to have a friend who drank too much and insisted that he was Pleasant Goat when he came out of the bar. He lay on the green belt and ate grass. He couldn't be pulled away and had a mouthful of mud.

The next day, he blamed us for not stopping him. We showed him the video and said that we tried to stop him but couldn't.

He said, "Then why can't you shout "Big Gray Wolf is coming!"? ”

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In summary, don’t reason with a drunk person, it’s useless…