Chapter 966: Awesome Auntie (Chapter 27)

"Auntie, you're delivering something to me so late!" Lin Lei said in an unusually sweet voice after opening the door.

"That's right, don't look at who I am, I'm your aunt!" A cheerful female voice sounded from outside the door, and then Zhao Tiezhu saw a typical middle-aged and elderly woman appear at the door.

This is a very ordinary middle-aged woman. She does not have a beautiful appearance or a voluptuous figure. Anyway, she looks ordinary. She is holding a plastic bag in her hand. I don’t know what is in the bag. It is bulging. .

"Hey, Xiaolei, what smells so good!" The aunt asked with her nose raised as soon as she entered the door, and then she turned her attention to the restaurant, and then! ! !

Zhao Tiezhu could actually see the aunt's eyes suddenly burst into intense light! This light can almost blind Zhao Tiezhu's eyes!

Damn what is this! ! !

It was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu saw such a naked body on an ordinary person. This naked body was like a pervert seeing a naked beauty, like Sister Feng seeing Guan Xi, or even better like Ultraman seeing a little monster!

"Who is this young man?!" The aunt felt the wind at her feet and walked to Zhao Tiezhu's side in a few steps.

"Hello, aunt." Although Zhao Tiezhu was shocked by his aunt's semen, he stood up quickly.

"Hey, who are you? Are you Xiaolei's friend? Or Xiaolei's boyfriend?" The aunt asked three questions first, speaking very fast.

"I am..." Zhao Tiezhu was about to introduce himself, but his aunt didn't give him a chance to speak. "How old are you? Where did you study? What do you do now?"

"This..." Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to say, "Hey, please don't speak so fast, okay?" At least I should wait for my buddy to introduce himself, but just as Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about this, his aunt spoke again, but this time it was to Lin Lei, "Xiao Lei, is this your boyfriend? Tsk. Tsk tsk, you really don’t know what to tell your aunt when you have a boyfriend. Why don’t you always let your aunt introduce you to a boyfriend? But, I see this kid has small arms and legs. He doesn't look like a man of wealth. Let me tell you, the big mountain I introduced to you last time is 2 meters tall and weighs 300 pounds. That's the body of a man! Don't be too fat for a man like that. You are still young, so you may not understand. My aunt has been here before. Only a man with a body like that can feel oppressed. You know, only a man with a body like that can give us women the surname Fu. Well, it is the surname Fu, do you know? How strong can these little arms and legs be?”

Zhao Tiezhu was completely suppressed now. Damn, are you saying that your brother is not capable enough in front of him? Zhao Tiezhu felt that a man could be said to be ugly, poor-looking, and without a figure, but he must not be told that he was no good. At this time, Zhao Tiezhu had an unusual desire to prove that he was good. Although Zhao Tiezhu could not be a complete Taishan in the past, Although he has not changed his appearance before, he will not be easily teased by others with just a few words. But today, when he met this aunt, Zhao Tiezhu felt that his scheming was still too shallow. Zhao Tiezhu I really have an impulse to show off my little iron pillar to give this nosy aunt a head-on blow, and let her know what a man's magic weapon is!

"Auntie!!" Lin Lei blushed, holding her aunt's hand and shaking it dissatisfiedly.

"Oh, stop shaking, stop shaking." The aunt freed her hands from Lin Lei's, then pulled up a chair and sat down. She looked at Zhao Tiezhu like a parent and asked, "Young man, what is your name?" "

Zhao Tiezhu was completely confused by this aunt. Just now, you asked your brother what his name was. You interrupted him just as he was about to say it. Could it be that you want to interrupt him again now?

Zhao Tiezhu looked at his aunt warily.

"What are you looking at? I am Xiaolei's aunt. As an elder, I have to look after my niece. Can't I?" The aunt looked at Zhao Tiezhu dissatisfied.

"No, no, no." After making sure that his aunt had not interrupted his thoughts, Zhao Tiezhu took a deep breath and said, "This... aunt, my name is Zhao..."

"Oh, Xiaolei, you're still making chicken soup!!" The aunt decisively interrupted again.

Zhao Tiezhu clenched his fist fiercely and then released it. He sighed helplessly and looked at Lin Lei.

Lin Lei stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then shook her head slightly.

"By the way, go on, what's your name?" The aunt turned her head and looked at Zhao Tiezhu again.

"My name is Zhao Tiezhu." Zhao Tiezhu said without any pause, because he was afraid that his aunt would interrupt him again.

"Oh? Tiezhu? That's a good name! It's thick!" the aunt said with satisfaction.

This was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu heard someone say that his name was good. He secretly thought that this aunt really had extraordinary taste. Sometimes he felt that his name was very frustrating. He didn't expect that his aunt could recognize pearls at the first glance. Zhao Tiezhu immediately felt that this aunt was actually pretty good.

"Tiezhu, do you mind if I call you Tiezhu?" the aunt asked earnestly.

"I don't mind." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head like a good boy, blinking at his aunt with big innocent eyes.

"Hey, are you my Xiaolei's boyfriend?" asked the aunt.

"Yes." Zhao Tiezhu nodded in Lin Lei's expectant eyes.

"Oh! Yes, yes, how long have you been together?" the aunt then asked.

"It's been a long time."

"How old are you?"

"25."

"What do you do?"

"Office employee."

"Where are you from?"

"FJ..."

"How tall and heavy are you?"

"..."

"What do your parents do?"

"..."

"Is Xiaolei your first love?"

"..."

"How did you and Xiaolei meet?"

"..."

"Zhao Tiezhu's forehead was sweating more and more. He couldn't imagine that a woman could gossip to this extent. If she just asked some normal questions, Zhao Tiezhu would think it was nothing, after all, she was an elder. But later, this aunt actually focused on asking about his so-called acquaintance and relationship with Lin Lei, who chased whom, and where was the first date? Where was the first kiss? Did they have sex? Anyway, there is nothing that the aunt can't ask!

Zhao Tiezhu was a little proud when Lin Lei asked him to be her fake boyfriend just when her period came, because it meant that after her period was over, she would be able to get certain benefits she wanted. But now, Zhao Tiezhu regretted it, completely regretted it. Damn, this is not her period, this is a paparazzi, right?