Chapter 1000 Miracle Medicine

"This... that's all for chatting. Two grown men in a box can't just talk about business, right? We have to build some friendship, and there are only three kinds of friendship between men: studying together, fighting together, and being a prostitute together. So it's just a saying. I'm a very loyal person. Women other than you are nothing but clouds!" Zhao Tiezhu said solemnly, his eyes full of solemnity. If there was a national flag hanging above his head at this time, people who didn't know would think Zhao Tiezhu was swearing in.

"What about Lin Si?" Cao Ziyi asked.

"This... is just an ordinary friend. She helped me at noon today. In return for the favor, I will naturally take her to see the world! Alas, Ziyi, don't you know what kind of person I am? I really have been through a lot of flowers, but not a single leaf sticks to me! For a profession like mine, I have to interact with all kinds of people, and naturally I have to learn everything!" Zhao Tiezhu explained.

"Haha, I'm just joking with you." Cao Ziyi smiled and sat down beside Zhao Tiezhu's bed, then said, "Actually this time, my uncle asked me to go find him and get something."

"What is it?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"This is it." Cao Ziyi shook her hand like a magic trick, and a small bottle as thick as a thumb appeared in Cao Ziyi's hand. This move was very beautiful. Even with Zhao Tiezhu's strong mental power, he could only find a little clue. If Zhao Tiezhu did it, although he could do it, he would definitely not be as smooth as Cao Ziyi.

"What is this?" Zhao Tiezhu's eyes were immediately attracted by the golden liquid in the bottle. This golden liquid seemed to be the liquid produced by melting gold, and it was very dazzling.

"I don't know what this is either." Cao Ziyi said, "But after I told my uncle about your symptoms, my uncle gave this thing to me and asked me to bring it back for you to take, saying that it would be effective!"

"Can this thing be drunk?" Zhao Tiezhu swallowed hard. There is a saying called swallowing gold and dying, which means that gold cannot be eaten, and eating it will kill people. This thing in front of me looks so much like gold water. Don't die after drinking it. Even if you don't die, if this thing solidifies in the intestines and makes you constipated, that's not good, right?

If Zhao Ergou knew that Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about whether he would be constipated when he saw this rare thing worth a million gold, Zhao Ergou would definitely let Zhao Tiezhu know what love whipping is.

"Uncle said it's okay, so it's okay." Cao Ziyi handed the small bottle to Zhao Tiezhu, "And uncle said, drink one drop at a time, this thing is too strong, I'm afraid you can't stand it."

"How is it possible?" Zhao Tiezhu said disdainfully, "I can be a superman now if I wear my underwear outside. I have used the special potion x factor and other things. Are you afraid that I can't stand this stuff?"

"You can try it." Cao Ziyi didn't explain, just motioned Zhao Tiezhu to try it.

"Try it!" Although Zhao Tiezhu felt that this golden liquid was a bit mysterious, since his father said it was okay, and Cao Ziyi asked him to try it, then he would try it. If he got a stomachache, he would definitely let Cao Ziyi take care of him, and he would have to wear a maid outfit, the kind with black and white low-cut, and call himself master, and wear cat ears, and...

"Tiezhu, what are you thinking about?" Seeing Zhao Tiezhu dazed and grinning, Cao Ziyi couldn't help but shouted.

"Ah? Nothing, nothing!" Zhao Tiezhu was awakened by Cao Ziyi's voice. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, opened the outer cap of the bottle, and then tilted his head back to drip a drop into his mouth.

As soon as it entered his throat, Zhao Tiezhu felt a burst of icy coolness, just like mint water.

"No other feeling!" Zhao Tiezhu smacked his lips and said, "Look at my body, it's awesome, right? With my body, I will definitely be able to give birth to many sons in the future!"

"Why do you say that?" Cao Ziyi asked.

Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "After working day and night, it's hard for my son not to think too much!"

"You." Cao Ziyi shook her head helplessly and said, "Men, do you think about these things all day long?"

"This, I don't think about it all day long." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "I'm just stating an objective fact. Besides, you don't know the taste of this thing if you haven't tried it!"

Cao Ziyi said naturally, "It's nothing more than the stimulation of adrenaline. I have been with my uncle for so many years, and I know a little bit about biological science."

"That's abstract!" Zhao Tiezhu said, sitting next to Cao Ziyi. He was about to discuss with Cao Ziyi that the most essential happiness between the two surnames is not a simple exchange of body fluids, but before he opened his mouth, Zhao Tiezhu felt a cramp in his stomach!

"Ouch!" Zhao Tiezhu cried out in pain, holding his stomach, and his face turned pale immediately.

"The drug is working." Cao Ziyi chuckled.

"This... How come this thing is like this!" Zhao Tiezhu's face turned pale. He found that his previous guess was completely wrong. This thing will not only not make you constipated, but judging from the current situation, it seems to make you diarrhea!

His stomach gurgled for a while, Zhao Tiezhu finally stood up, then ran out of his room like a fly and ran into the toilet.

Cao Ziyi covered her mouth and chuckled.

The noise on the second floor immediately attracted the attention of Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying on the first floor. The two girls thought that Zhao Tiezhu had done something beastly to Cao Ziyi on the second floor, so they rushed up to the second floor, and then heard a burst of flushing sounds coming from the toilet.

"What's going on?" Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying looked at each other and asked.

"I don't know." Sun Jiaying shook her head.

At this moment, a faint smell like ammonia floated out of the toilet, and Li Ling'er's face changed instantly!

"Brother Tiezhu, you are so disgusting!" Li Ling'er shouted and rushed downstairs, and Sun Jiaying was also stunned, and then ran downstairs with Li Ling'er.

Zhao Tiezhu sat on the toilet, feeling that his life had been thoroughly cleansed and sublimated in the repeated drainage of this flush toilet, his personality had become perfect, and his whole body was weak, as if he could ascend to the Western Paradise at any time.

"This is such a fucking pitfall for my son, Dad!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted weakly, and then his stomach was cramped again. Zhao Tiezhu's body suddenly straightened up, and then collapsed again in an instant.

"This... is this a laxative or something else!" Zhao Tiezhu felt like crying for a moment.

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