Chapter 830: A Riddle That Makes You Hit a Tree (3 in 1)
When the site of the former Wild Duck Station and the current Dragon Gate Inn was selected and cleaned up, Han Cheng and another group of people, with some dogs and deer, returned to the tribe along the road.
This trip back, on the one hand, because the road repair team and the construction team did not carry enough food, they needed to go back and bring some food, and on the other hand, Han Cheng was going to bring Wu, Bai Xuemei, Xiao Xing'er and the others over. , to Longmen Inn to see.
Last year, I said I would take it with me for a walk. Now that more than half of the Bronze Expressway has been completed, it is time for this promise to be fulfilled.
Depart from Longmen Inn in the morning, arrive at Tongfu Inn to rest at night, and depart from Tongfu Inn early the next morning. When the red sun is slanting to the west, the tall wall of the Qingquezhu tribe is already in sight.
It is very joyful to meet people who are looking forward to returning to return, and there is a sense of freshness in the familiarity.
When everyone got together, there was endless talk, and the whole tribe was filled with joy.
Especially the three little squirrels who like to squat on Fu Jiang or jump on Han Cheng, one squats on the head, and the other two squat on the shoulders respectively, which makes the children in the tribe feel very novel , I want to get close to them...
Han Cheng swears that his purpose of returning to the tribe this time is really only these two, and he has no other selfish distractions.
As for getting up the next morning and walking with your hands on your waist, this can only be blamed on Bai Xuemei, the child bride-in-law, and it really has nothing to do with him. He really didn't think about it.
"real?!"
When I returned to the tribe yesterday, it was almost dark, and there were so many things to do, and I was too busy, so it was only at this time that Han Cheng was able to tell Bai Xuemei to wait for two days, so he took a donkey cart along the Bronze Expressway to go to the village. Things to do at Dragon Inn.
After hearing the news, Bai Xuemei was so excited that she almost jumped up from the ground, and stretched out her hand to hold Han Cheng's arm, with a look of surprise on her face.
"of course it's true."
Han Cheng nodded with a smile, and reached out to nod Bai Xuemei's head.
After getting an affirmative answer, Bai Xuemei jumped up and down happily holding Han Cheng's arm.
Ever since she got Xiaowandou and Han Xing, she has never traveled far.
Regarding what Han Cheng said about riding a donkey cart along the built Bronze Expressway to the Tongshan residential area to play,
But I have been looking forward to it for a long time.
Originally, according to her calculations, this matter would have to wait until after the autumn harvest this year, but unexpectedly, Brother Xiangcheng brought it up at this time. How could this not surprise her?
If it wasn't for Brother Cheng's other hand covering his waist, Bai Xuemei would have dragged Brother Cheng back to the house.
"Son of God, I won't go..."
Wu, who also heard the news from Han Cheng, seemed a little tangled and hesitant.
Wu is getting older and loves tribes more.
On the one hand, he wanted to leave the tribe and follow Shenzi and the others to take a look along the Bronze Expressway. On the other hand, he was somewhat reluctant to leave the tribe he had lived in all his life.
Some worried that after he and Shenzi left, there would be no way for the tribe to manage and problems would arise.
Probably this is the psychology that many old people who have lived in one place all their lives will have.
"It's okay. After we leave, there will be big brother and other people in the tribe. They will take good care of the tribe, because this is the home we live in and build together."
Han Cheng said to Wu with a smile, and then said: "The Bronze Expressway, Tongfu Inn, Longmen Station, Wild Duck Lake, and Tongshan Residential Area are also places of our tribe. Doesn't Wu want to go and have a look?"
To be honest, Han Cheng really wanted Wu to go and have a look this time. After all, Wu is still a bit old. Wu is a little bit out of control.
If one is not done well, if some things are missed, they are missed, and it will become a lifetime of regret.
So he very much hoped that Wu Wu could take a trip to see the scenery in the distance, to see the place in the distance that belonged to their Qingque tribe.
What Han Cheng said later touched Wu's mind and made him no longer hesitate.
Yes, he has never been to the Tongshan residential area before! This is an opportunity, and he should really go and see the things that belong to their Qingque tribe in the distance.
This time, there were not many other people, except for the people who followed Han Cheng back to the tribe and delivered food there, Wu and Han Cheng's family, Yuan, and so on. indivual.
There are quite a few people in the tribe who have not traveled to the Tongshan residential area along the Bronze Expressway, nearly half of them. Such a small number of places naturally cannot meet people's needs.
But Han Cheng can't bring more.
Because although it is slack now, many people are still needed to weed the fields.
Now that so many people have been mobilized to do other things, if more people are mobilized, the food production in the field will definitely be affected.
"Son of God, tell them directly, let them work hard in the tribe."
Wu was still domineering as always, so he was going to go out and tell the people in the tribe.
"Wu, wait a minute."
Han Cheng stopped Wu with a smile.
It's normal for people in the tribe to want to go outside to have a look. After all, when the road was being built, I fooled the people in the tribe like this.
Tell them directly at this time that they can't go now, they need to work in the tribe, and those who want to go need to wait for the next batch, and they naturally obey, but logically speaking, Han Cheng always feels that it is a bit too much. Straightforward, something not so good.
So he was going to go out and tell the people in the tribe about it...
"Do you want to take a donkey cart to the residential area of Tongshan?"
After gathering the rest of the tribe together, Han Cheng asked them loudly with a smile.
"think!"
These people said in unison, with excitement and hope in their expressions.
Sitting in a donkey cart with food, along the built Bronze Expressway to the Tongshan residential area, to see the bare Tongshan, to see the beautiful pool on the Tongshan, is what many people want to do, Especially with Shenzi and Wu.
At this time Han Cheng asked this question, of course they agreed very simply.
"Think? No way! If you all go, there are so many jobs in the tribe, what should you do?"
Han Cheng said to them with a smile.
Everyone who was in high spirits couldn't help being stunned when they heard the words, and immediately some people started laughing.
After getting along for such a long time, many of these people in the tribe have become accustomed to Han Cheng's way of speaking with a little humor from time to time, and generally will not happen to take it seriously again.
"It's not that this time, everyone except us can't go, but not everyone can go. If you want to go together, you need to meet some conditions."
Han Cheng raised his voice and said loudly to everyone.
As soon as such words came out, everyone was immediately attracted, stretched their necks and pricked up their ears, waiting for the Son of God to say the condition.
Some people even rolled up their sleeves, mentally preparing for a big fight.
"It's not asking you to work, it's just a very simple matter. I'll tell you a riddle. If any of you guess the correct answer, you can come with us tomorrow.
If you can't guess it, then just work in the tribe honestly and wait until the next time. "
"Son of God, what is a riddle?"
Even if someone asked, they had never heard of riddles before.
"It's what I said last time. You can guess what I'm talking about based on what I said."
Han Cheng explained to everyone in this way.
In this way, everyone basically understands everything.
Wu, Shitou, and Yuan, who are known for their wisdom, immediately regained their energy after understanding what Han Cheng meant.
This time, Wu and Yuan had decided to go out together in a donkey cart.
Shitou has also been to the Tongshan residential area before, and lived on the road for more than half a year when the old primitive people built the Bronze Expressway. Shitou is very familiar with the places these people want to go, and there is no place in the tribe. Those who have not been there are looking forward to it.
And the stone has been confirmed this time and will not follow, but needs to stay and assist the big brother in managing the tribe.
But this does not prevent them from being interested in what Han Cheng said that sounds fun.
Among them, while Wu was looking forward to it, he was also a little worried, fearing that the riddle Han Cheng said would be too easy to solve.
If all these people in the tribe guessed and went with them, wouldn't there be no one to do many things in the tribe?
Han Cheng didn't have any worries in this regard. Since he dared to say such words, he was sure enough to instantly kill everyone in the tribe.
"Listen, the riddle is like this - a square head, a flat mouth, an eye in the waist, and a leg in the eye."
After Han Cheng reminded everyone, he uttered the riddle.
Worried that someone might not be able to hear clearly, after speaking once, he deliberately slowed down and said it three times in a row before stopping to look at everyone with a smile on his face.
The people who were excited at the beginning and ready to show off their talents were immediately stunned, not only them, but even Wu, Yuan, Shitou and other talents with relatively high IQs in the tribe were also stunned.
What is this?
Why does this thing look so strange, with a square head and a flat mouth, the key is that there is an eye in the waist, and what the hell is there a leg in the eye?
What can look so strange?
As Han Cheng's words fell, the place fell silent immediately, and everyone was using their brains very quickly, trying to guess the riddle posed by Shenzi as soon as possible.
Even if you don't go to the Tongshan residential area in a donkey cart, it is still very good to be able to guess the riddles posed by the Son of God in front of so many people.
However, this riddle is too tricky, even if they think about it, they still can't think of anything that looks like this.
The scene became extremely silent for a while, and those who were about to show off their skills were completely baffled by Han Cheng's riddle.
In the beginning, Wu was worried that Han Cheng's words would be too easy and would be guessed by too many people. At this moment, Wu curled up his fingers and tapped his head one by one.
"God, is there really such a thing?"
After thinking for a long time, without any clue, someone finally asked.
As soon as such a voice came out, the rest of the people also looked up at their God Son in unison, and now they all doubted whether such a thing existed or not.
"Yes! Since I broke it like this for you, there must be some riddles. If you can guess them right when they come out, what kind of riddles are they?"
Han Cheng looked at the tribe and said with a smile.
"Then have we ever seen such a thing?"
Stone raised his hand and asked aloud.
"I have seen it, not only you have seen it, but everyone in the tribe has seen it."
Han Cheng returned to Dao again with certainty.
Then he thought for a while and said, "Since none of you can guess, then I'll narrow down the range for you. Our tribe has it."
After such words were spoken, everyone in the tribe became more and more confused.
Have you seen it before? In the tribe?
Have you seen such a strange thing before? Then why don't you know?
Everyone was stunned.
"Guess well, don't worry, the time is until tomorrow morning.
During this time period, if anyone guesses the answer to the riddle, come to me and tell me the answer you guessed. If you guess correctly, you will go with Wu and us tomorrow. "
After waiting here for a while, seeing that everyone was still thinking hard, Han Cheng said this aloud.
Then he said: "Guessing riddles can't delay work, you all go to do what you need to do first, guess while you work, and you are allowed to discuss.
Anyway, the time is still early, and the deadline will not be until tomorrow morning. "
So everyone dispersed one after another, but compared with before, the people in the tribe seemed a little bit out of their minds today.
Now, it doesn’t matter whether they go to Wild Duck Lake or Tongshan Residential Area. Their attention is shifted to this riddle. They just want to guess this riddle. Success!
"A square head, a flat mouth, an eye in the waist, and a leg in the eye. I have seen it myself, and there are other people in the tribe..."
Iron Head, who was mowing the grass with a sickle, repeated the riddle again. After thinking about it for a while, he still didn't have the slightest clue. He only felt that his mind was in chaos, and it was as uncomfortable as scratching his heart and liver.
"What is this, what the hell is this!"
After guessing like this for a while, there was still no result, so the iron head bumped his forehead against the tree, and while bumping, he also sent out thoughts from the soul.
A good person, who was tormented by this riddle into such a state...
Iron Head was not the only one who was tormented by the riddle, the rest were the same.
"Come out, come out! How is it? Guess right?"
When Shi Shi came out of Han Cheng's room, those people who were busy in the yard immediately surrounded him and asked them expectantly.
These are the people who have given up and guessed it, went to the Tongshan residential area to play together, and just want to know the answer.
"No, I guessed wrong."
Stone smiled wryly and said to them.
"Oh~"
As soon as this remark came out, there was a sound of sighs all around.
"God, what is the answer? What is that strange looking thing?"
When eating at night, someone asked and couldn't help asking, and the rest of the people also raised their heads and looked at Han Cheng, eager to know the result.
"Let's not talk about it. It's not time yet. If you say it at this time, how can you guess?"
"Don't be discouraged, it's still early, you still have time, guess slowly."
A certain unscrupulous Son of God encouraged everyone like this.
Then that night, many people suffered from insomnia, and their son of God, after doing some indescribable things, lay on the bed and fell asleep, looking very unbeatable.
It turned out to be this thing!
Bai Xuemei, who was lying on the kang, was thinking about something, and she corresponded one-to-one with the riddle that Han Cheng had solved before, feeling more enlightened and annoyed.
Of course, she didn't guess this answer by herself, but got it from Han Cheng not long ago.
Han Cheng didn't intend to tell Bai Xuemei the answer at the beginning, but he couldn't help Bai Xuemei to show her power.
Han Cheng, who became the defeated general and just wanted to sleep, had no choice but to give in in the end...
Early the next morning, Han Cheng got up and stretched vigorously, only to feel refreshed and very comfortable.
But the whole tribe felt this way, and probably only he, Bai Xuemei, and those ignorant children were the only ones.
The rest of them looked listless, their eyeballs glowed red, and many had thick dark circles under their eyes.
"God, what the hell is this?"
As soon as Han Cheng walked out of the room, someone asked aloud. Han Cheng followed his reputation and was taken aback, because there were many people gathered outside the house where he lived this early in the morning, and judging by the posture, these people were already here Been waiting for a while.
Han Cheng sniffed, looking at his riddle, which tortured them a lot!
"Did you come up with something? If you come out, tell me the answer quickly, or wait until I tell the answer, it will be invalid."
Han Cheng looked at the crowd and asked aloud. Several people did speak out, but the answers were all wrong.
"Then I'll tell you the answer?"
After no one guessed the answer, Han Cheng asked aloud like this.
Everyone nodded their heads like chickens pecking rice, they really wanted to know the answer quickly.
"Then I really said it?"
In the anticipation of everyone, Han Cheng asked again.
This is also thanks to him, if someone else dared to continue to test on the verge of death like this, he would definitely be overwhelmed by the angry shoe soles.
"This thing is—"
Han Cheng raised his tone, dragged out his voice, and adjusted his appetite to the full. (This chapter ends here, will I be beaten?)
"ax!"
In the anticipation of everyone, Han Cheng finally spoke out the answer loudly.
ax?
How could it be an axe?
After hearing this answer, many people in the tribe were stunned. How could this be an axe?
But then combined with Han Cheng's riddle, and comparing it with the shape of the ax one by one, it is indeed an axe!
"Oh~"
The answer to the riddle was announced, and after figuring it out, many people were stunned and sighed in frustration.
Especially Lame, the number one carpenter of the Qingque Tribe, regretted his intestines, and swung his ax every day, so why didn't he remember it!
"There is an eye in the waist, and a leg in the eye, it really is like this!"
The witch, whose hair was already thin, and now even thinner, rubbed his head and muttered.
It's just that before Shenzi had no answer, no one thought that this 'eye' was actually the eye of an axe, and the leg was the handle of the axe!
This is too hard to guess!
Difficult to guess? When I reminded myself, I didn't add a sentence that this substance can cure diseases, especially for migraines! If you add such a hint, you will be even more unable to guess.
The ax can cure diseases, and the treatment is still migraine. Of course, this is not Han Cheng's nonsense, but has a basis.
It is said in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that Cao Cao had a headache that he couldn't bear, and he heard that Hua Tuo's medical skills were excellent, so he invited Hua Tuo to treat him. After seeing the doctor, Hua Tuo said to Cao Cao: "It's easy. "
Cao Cao's face was filled with joy and anticipation.
Hua Tuo continued: "Just use a sharp ax to strike..."
Cao Cao's face darkened instantly, thinking that Hua Tuo wanted to murder himself, so he had Hua Tuo locked in a small dark room...
The members of the Qingque tribe, who were distracted by Han Cheng's riddles and abused severely, never said that they wanted to go to Wild Duck Lake and Tongshan residential area together this time.
This was not suppressed by force, but tortured by Han Cheng with riddles. The effect is surprisingly good, and the kind is convinced.
This allowed Han Cheng to discover another good way to deal with things. When encountering similar things in the future, he would give them riddles for the people in the tribe to guess.
As for riddles, Han Cheng still has a lot of them in stock. What is half green and half red? I have typed a word. What kind of word is not stupid. Don’t guess Xing’er. If you are sleepy, you are not a good scholar. Tell me about it It can cause embarrassing hair loss to people in the tribe...
Picking up Xiao Xing'er and handing it to Bai Xuemei, who was sitting on the donkey cart covered with animal skins, Han Cheng looked at the sleepy people in the tribe, and smiled sinisterly in his heart...
"gone!"
After the food and tools were packed, Han Cheng greeted them, and the tribes who went out started to act.
Under the guidance of the Qingque flag flying in the wind, the team walked slowly along the Bronze Expressway.
"Take care of the tribe, we will be back in a few days!"
Together with Yuan, sitting in another donkey cart covered with animal skins, Wu was still a little worried, and explained to the big brother, Shitou and the others who were standing by the roadside to see him off.
After explaining for a while, I felt uneasy after thinking about it, and actually wanted to get out of the car and go back.
The doors are all welded shut. Do you want to go back? how is this possible!
Han Cheng came over and said to Wu: "Wu, let's go, it's okay, we should give Shitou and the others some opportunities to practice, and it is difficult for them to grow up under our protection."
After saying this, Wu became much quieter, and after thinking about it, he sat on the donkey cart with peace of mind.