Chapter 660 Strange Earth and Earthlings ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

After an afternoon of rushing, in the evening, Bulma and Sun Wukong finally drove to the mountain village where the Dragon Ball radiation signal was displayed while the sun was slowly setting.

It's just that at this time, little Annie, who had been following the two of them in somersaulting clouds, had already stopped staying with the two of them in their car.

"it hurts……"

"Hey! Boomer, why is that nasty Anne missing?"

"If she is still there, it will be much easier! She is so powerful that even Grandpa Guixianren is not her opponent, then she must be able to beat that Oolong Demon King."

When the two of them came to this weird and 'empty' village just now, in order to find out those weird people who were hiding, Sun Wukong was slapped on his forehead by a bald man hiding behind the door One axe! And if he hadn't been tempered by his grandfather since he was a child, he has already become a martial artist with copper skin and iron bones, and he is not even afraid of ordinary bullets, I'm afraid he may be dead by now!

Although he is fine now, but such a big wood-cutting ax slashed down hard on the head, and the strength was so strong that it directly shattered the cast iron ax blade. The power at that time was obvious...so, even if he, Monkey King, His forehead is very hard, and it's only normal to get a little injury!

That's why, now, after the misunderstanding between the two parties has been resolved, he will sit down obediently and let a strange but pretty guy beside him bandage his wound.

"She said we were driving too slowly, so we went to find the farthest dragon ball alone..."

Boulma has actually been quite resentful for that little guy who left him and went somewhere alone!

Don't think she doesn't know, although that little guy keeps saying that he wants to help her find the Dragon Ball, but in fact, that guy is simply impatient, so he finds an excuse to leave first.

"Don't worry about her, you should think about whether you can beat that oolong devil! Don't let that villain come to this village again to catch these poor girls!"

Boulma, who had already inquired with the bald-headed uncle of this family, had already roughly figured out what happened here and the whole story.

It is nothing more than a village tyrant, his name is Wulong, and he has some powerful means or skills, such as transforming into various monsters, etc., and then the other party has been bullying men here. Domineering girl... The other party has already married several girls before, but now he wants another one, that is, the daughter of the bald man next to him, the little girl who is bandaging Monkey King's head with medicine?

but……

The only thing that made Boulma a little puzzled was: that little girl didn't seem to be bigger than Monkey King, so short and small. Could it be that the Oolong Demon King is a pedophile? If you want to marry a wife, instead of looking for a big beauty like Miss Bulma, instead you want to peek at such a little girl who wants to have no breasts, butt or butt? !

Sure enough, if she didn't come out to take risks, she really didn't know that there were so many weird people in this huge world!

"How do I know if I can beat him if I haven't beaten him..."

If the devil who is said to turn into all kinds of powerful monsters is as powerful as the old man Guixianren or that nasty little girl Annie, he, Monkey King, must not be able to beat him!

But, anyway, he is not afraid, he came out with Boulma, he meant to practice by the way, the more powerful the enemy, the happier he, Sun Wukong!

As long as there is a fight, it's fine. As for whether he can win the fight, or what will happen if he loses, that's not what he needs to think about now... However, he is not afraid if he really loses, because it is very bad. The girl Anne gave him back his somersaulting cloud before leaving,

If he really can't fight then, he can fly away at any time.

"But don't worry, Boulma, I'm pretty good."

"I have learned martial arts from my grandpa Sun Wuhan since I was a child. Those black bears, tigers, leopards and dinosaurs in the mountains are no match for me!"

Sun Wukong, who dominates the mountains and eats all the animals, naturally thinks that he is also very powerful in the outside world, so he really doesn't have too much to worry about now.

"Why……"

"Okay! Then you can do whatever you want, if it's as simple as you imagined, I'll be relieved..."

Bulma is really regretting it now. Earlier, maybe she really shouldn't have agreed to that little guy Anne to help her find the farthest dragon ball by herself...Look now, she actually has to rely on This Monkey King, who doesn't know how powerful he is, is going to deal with a village bully who is said to be very powerful?

"??"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Before he had time to think about whether the two of them were going to spend the night at this family's house, or ran outside to find an open space to put a portable capsule house, Bulma was shocked to find that the one who was originally sitting on a small stool Sun Wukong, who asked the little girl to bandage the wound, stretched out his salty pig's hand again, carelessly touching other people's private parts?

that guy...

What on earth does he want to do? Does he know how bad that kind of thing is? !

"Ha! So you are also a girl, am I right?"

Sun Wukong ignored the questioning of a certain Bulma who walked behind him with a dark face, but grinned innocently and as a matter of course, while smiling, he pointed to the little girl whose face was paled by his touch and asked road.

Before today, Sun Wukong had met his grandpa Sun Wufan, Bulma, Little Annie, and Grandpa Guixianren. So, now that he came to this village, he saw so many people and so many people. After seeing people of all ages, he finally had the opportunity to practice how to easily identify whether a person is a man or a woman.

That method is actually quite simple, you don’t need much trouble, just reach out and touch it!

Boom! !

A fist hit Monkey King hard on the head!

Although the strength of the fist didn't seem to be too great, but it happened to hit the place where Monkey King was hit by the ax just now, so he jumped up in pain, and tears burst from the corners of his eyes. Then he turned and glared at the guy who attacked him:

"What are you doing again! Why are you hitting me again? It really hurts!!"

Sun Wukong is really angry now!

This Bulma, I don't know why, is really becoming more and more unreasonable... For example, last night, he just touched her secretly and took off her strange Little trousers, but he was shot so badly and hurt... He recognized that thing, and he also vaguely knew that it didn't seem right?

But now, he didn't touch her, so why should he be beaten by her? He couldn't figure out this matter, because it didn't make any sense at all!

"What a bastard!"

"Sun Wukong, you wild monkey with a long tail, what on earth do you want?"

After first giving an apologetic smile to the frightened father and daughter, Bulma pulled Monkey King by the ear and pulled him aside:

"It's fine that you just touched the old lady who was going to give us Dragon Balls, and now you're touching the little girl... Tell me! You guy, did you do it on purpose?"

"Didn't I tell you, never touch a girl casually?!"

Miss Bulma has told this guy many times about this kind of thing, but this guy with a tail like a monkey has never changed his mind! I really don't know if he is really as innocent as he shows, or is he deliberately pretending to take advantage of other people's family?

"Ah? Can't you touch it?"

"Ha! I see. Is it possible to touch the older ones, but not the smaller ones or those like Boulma?"

Just now, when the old lady sent Dragon Balls, Sun Wukong did the same thing, but at that time, he was obviously not beaten... And now, he was not only beaten but also scolded... So, he took it for granted that What I think is correct, that is: some girls can touch, but some can't?

but……

This kind of thing is really complicated... Boulma, why didn't she make it clear to herself earlier, and let him figure it out by himself?

"!!"

"What kind of logic is this? Let me tell you, as long as it's a girl, you can't even touch it!!"

Sure enough, this kind of kid who has never seen the world, and even looks so tall that he has never seen many women in Dalian is the most annoying! In short, Boulma decided: after the journey to find the Dragon Ball is over, maybe she should really take this little guy back to her home, and then throw it in a school for a good reformation!

only……

At the other party's age, whether to send him to middle school or elementary school is an embarrassing question.

"But……"

"How do I know if they are girls if I can't touch them?"

If it is the kind of person who has the same beard as his grandfather, Sun Wufan, who has been dead for many years, or the old man Guixianren, then he, Monkey King, knows that they are men without touching them!

However, if he encounters such a weak and beardless person, if he doesn't touch and identify it, he really can't tell the difference at all... because he has seen too few people Yes, as long as it is not familiar or the features are too obvious, he thinks everyone looks the same.

"..."

Bulma froze and opened her mouth slightly...

For some reason, she suddenly felt that what this guy called Monkey King just said made sense, but she was speechless?

but……

Snapped! ! !

Another slap slapped fiercely on the big swollen bump on the opponent's head that had been cut out by the ax before, and made the opponent squat down again, grinning and hugging his head.

"Hmph! Boy!"

"If you think you can get away with this kind of sophistry, then you are so wrong!!"

She Bulma is a super genius who is at the top of the earth regardless of IQ and EQ, and this wild monkey who has only been out of the mountains for a few days, dare to say such sophistry to fool her?

"If you have the ability, you can touch that little Annie next time and see how she will treat you?!"

After thinking about it for a while, Boulma, who felt that he had to teach Sun Wukong a profound lesson, suddenly seduced the other party evilly.

Anyway, with Miss Bulma's ability, she must be able to do nothing to this wild monkey! After all, the opponent is invulnerable, and the meaning of using fists and slaps to teach a lesson is not too great, so we can only let those who are able to teach this Monkey King a profound lesson?

"I dare not, she is too fierce!!"

Yes, Sun Wukong couldn't help trembling his calves when he saw the eyes of a certain little girl, so how dare he get close to her?

Not to mention those flames, just the terrifying lightning? It can make him never want to meet that evil guy named Annie again!

"snort!"

"I don't care about you, anyway, you hurry up and get ready, tomorrow at twelve o'clock, when the Oolong Demon King comes to welcome the bride, we will all count on you!"

Booma, who was looking for Dragon Balls again and wanted to be a babysitter for a big boy who didn't understand anything, covered her forehead with a headache, and didn't plan to talk nonsense with the other party, but finally explained this more important matter.

Because, the old lady who took out the dragon ball just now said: They must help this village defeat that village tyrant, the Oolong Demon King, before the other party is willing to give her the dragon ball! Therefore, in line with the principle of using people's money to eliminate disasters for others, she must first get rid of that oolong before leaving this small village.

It's just that these things are all done by the Monkey King, and she, Miss Bulma, can just watch the fun from the sidelines.

"What do you need to prepare?"

Fighting or something, where do you need to prepare?

That kind of thing is too simple. When he was in the mountains, Sun Wukong used to go out to fight with animals to see who was stronger and who had more meat on his body. Prepare something.

"Forget it, whatever you want!"

"But I can warn you: if you lose, I will definitely release the aircraft and escape without you!"

While walking out, Boulma, who planned to release her capsule house, said in a hateful voice.

"Don't worry, Boulma!"

"I have somersaulting cloud now, if I really want to escape, I will definitely be faster than you!!"

A somewhat naive voice sounded behind Boulma, causing her to stop unconsciously and turn around abruptly, looking in astonishment at the big man who was holding his head, grinning wide, and smiling brightly. boy.

"!!"

Thanks to her genius, Bulma still thought that Sun Wukong was stupid and didn't understand anything, but look now, who said he was stupid? That guy actually understood the truth of "you don't need to run faster than the big devil, you just need to run faster than you Boulma" without a teacher?

"You stay here tonight, bye!"

—————

In a huge grove of alien mushrooms that tower into the sky, on the top of a castle built on a magnificent stone platform foundation, there is a very small figure with blue skin and a funny yarmulke , who was sitting on the edge of the balcony guardrail at this time, stretched out his short legs like that, and looked up at the sky in a daze.

a long time……

He just remained motionless, no one knew what he was thinking.

Suddenly, at an unknown time, the space distorted, a little girl wearing a red dress, a cute red hood on her head, and a plush toy bear in her hand, suddenly and quietly Appeared behind the opponent.

"..."

∑('△')? !

The little girl who appeared on the top of the castle first looked at the surrounding environment, looked at the huge castle and the strange, edible mushroom trees outside the castle, and was curious that this strange earth not only contained dinosaurs, but also After having this kind of weird plant, she tiptoed lightly, quietly walked behind the other party, and looked at him curiously again.

"..."

?????

Quietly walked behind the other party, and found that this small, much shorter than himself, weird person who didn't look like an earthling had never been able to discover his existence, so Annie, who started to play with her heart, suddenly Just smiled evilly, and after getting closer to the other party a little bit, he took a deep breath and shouted loudly behind the other party:

"Hey! Be careful not to fall!!"

(o???)??

"!!"

"Wow!!!"

have to!

This time, Anne didn’t shout just now, it’s okay, she shouted, and finally succeeded in making the other party startled, and then slipped her buttocks on the guardrail, and fell directly from the high castle balcony in an instant, and at the same time issued There were bursts of horrifying screams!

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

Fortunately, the height of this castle is very high, even if the opponent is doing free fall, it will take a while before he falls to the ground! Before that, it was enough for him to scream for several seconds.

"Ooh!"

(?????)! ?

Unexpectedly, after the other party actually fell so unafraid, Annie could only sigh, and reached out her hand in time, and with a simple mage's hand, she was about to fall to the ground, about to fall on those neatly The little blue-skinned alien who had been smashed into meatloaf on the rocky floor of the city was caught, accelerated again, and was dragged back backwards.

That's right!

The person who just did some kind of evil thing is Annie who was separated from Boulma and Sun Wukong.

Therefore, after putting the other party back on the platform at the top of the castle, a certain guy who just did something evil just made a big grimace at the other person as if he was familiar with it.

"laugh!"

(?????)

"Hey! That... I'm sorry, I accidentally scared you. Are you sure you're okay?"

(^_?)☆

Although she said sorry words, anyone could tell that the face of a certain sad little girl was full of the appearance of a successful prank that gloated at other people's misfortune, without any trace of guilt at all!

Even, she didn't even pretend to apologize, she was just joking and joking, and didn't take what just happened to her heart at all.

"..."

He almost died?

The little blue-skinned 'alien' was still pale at this moment, even his original blue skin could hardly cover it up.

"!!"

"Who are you, and what method did you use to capture me back?"

He didn't understand, just now, he almost fell to his death, how could he be dragged back to the top of the castle by something invisible by his ankle the moment he was about to hit the ground?

"My name is Annie!"

(*^▽^*)

"What's your name again, blue-skinned alien?"

゛(‘◇’)?

"snort!"

"I'm King Pilaf, the owner of this castle and this area! Also, I'm a native of Earth, not an alien like you said!"

Although I don't know when this little girl sneaked into my castle and almost killed me, but... because I was a little suspicious of the way the other party brought me back just now, and the other party had no obvious hostility, He didn't immediately press the button in his sleeve to call for backup and guards, but looked up and down at the pretty little girl standing opposite him in some puzzlement.

"?!"

('0') Ha!

"You still want to lie to me, how can anyone on earth look like you?"

(lll￢ω￢)

Annie, who has been to many worlds and seen people on earth in countless worlds, can guarantee that no matter which earth, there are people with yellow skin, white skin, black skin, brown skin, red skin, etc., but there are none of them. A short, ugly, blue-skinned and pointed-eared strange race like the other party!

Anyway, if the other party said that he was from Earth, Annie would definitely not believe it.

"hateful!"

"A dog can be the king and ruler of this earth, so why am I, King Pilaf, not a native of Earth?!"

Seeing that the other party dared to say such words, Pilaf didn't care about calling for backup or guards, but clenched his fists and glared at the strange little girl opposite.

He couldn't understand, there are so many races on this earth, there are kobolds, ordinary people, dinosaurs, werewolves and a lot of other messy races, why this little girl who is just an ordinary person dares to come That he, King Pilaf, is an alien?

"Eh!?"

Σ(?д?lll)

"It seems that what you said is right... This earth seems to be different from the ones I have been to before..."

(??ˇ?ˇ??)

Finally, Annie seems to have remembered...

This earth seems to be different from any earth I have ever been to... Here, there are a lot of messy animals and plants and these strange things that can talk!

If you think about it seriously, even the big uneaten turtle she met yesterday could talk...