Chapter 655 The Beginning of a Pleasant Journey? (Ψ?°?°? ) ???

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Boom~!

A muffled thunder sounded in the sky. m.

It is said that the weather in the mountains is unpredictable, especially in this summer and autumn communicative season...

No, just a second ago, when Little Annie, Bulma, and a certain Monkey King who was abducted by the talented Miss Bulma to be bodyguards, when they had just driven away from the small house hidden between the mountain streams At that time, it was clearly sunny, but in a blink of an eye, before they drove the car far away, the originally clear sky began to be covered with dark clouds, and soon there were big drops of rain dripping down.

The torrential rain in the mountains comes at will...

Then, whether it was Miss Bulma who was driving, or Little Anne who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, they soon found helplessly that the sight of the front windshield of the car began to gradually become blurred...even the couple The windshield wipers of the car are constantly trying to scrape the rainwater spreading on the glass, but they are just struggling in vain and cannot improve the status quo too much.

And what's worse: that mountain path that was already very rough and difficult to walk on!

After being spread by the rain, that kind of dirt road quickly became muddy and difficult to walk, so that the speed of the off-road vehicle was not too fast, and it was even more difficult for the off-road vehicle to walk at the speed of walking in the mud and puddles. Struggling forward.

"Why!"

"Little Annie, if I knew it would be like this, I should have listened to you just now, and stayed at that Monkey King's house for an afternoon and evening before setting off..."

Seeing that the road ahead was covered by the rain, and she couldn't even see the road conditions clearly, Miss Bulma had to turn off her original plan to hurry up and rush to the next dragon ball that was detected. The mind of moving in place, honestly parked in a fairly spacious and flat place and turned off the engine, preparing to survive this heavy rainy day in the car, and see if the weather will clear up sooner or the rain will become less.

It was clear just now, why did it suddenly rain?

really……

Miss Bulma still doesn't like this kind of life of the villagers in the mountains. Among other things, the bad road conditions in this bad weather, the muddy and dirty roads, and the scene of sewage flowing everywhere are all unimaginable. It would make her completely extinguish the thought of getting out of the car and releasing the house capsule here.

Of course, it is also possible that the flat land here is too small...

Anyway, she would absolutely never camp here overnight in this kind of place and in this kind of weather!

She would rather wait in the car for the weather to clear up before continuing on the road, and then wait until she finds a suitable place with beautiful scenery, then release her universal capsule, release her capsule house, and have a good rest for the night?

"uh-huh!?"

(ˉ￣～)cut~~

"Sister Bouma, I told you a long time ago: the strong wind blows from the south to the north, and the dark clouds are also in the south. It will definitely rain heavily, but you just don't believe it. How dare you say that you are a genius scientist? Even You don't understand such things!"

Anyway, the car stopped, Annie simply put down the seat, and lay leisurely on her own seat, her feet in long trousers leaned comfortably on the driver's platform of the car, holding a He was nibbling on a pack of snacks, not worried about when the heavy rain would stop.

After all, she, Queen Anne, came to this world to play, and unlike the Miss Buma next to her, she was in a hurry to find that broken thing called Dragon Ball... She had a lot of time to spend on the road, or like It's such a waste in the car, even if you don't do anything, it's okay to lie down and eat snacks and watch the heavy rain, since she won't be able to get wet anyway.

"hateful!"

"You little guy... My genius Bulma is a scientist from the Universal Capsule Company. I am proficient in mechanics and space capsule technology. I don't study weather forecasting.

In addition, I don't have a professional instrument in my hand, how could I know that there will be such a heavy rain today? "

After angrily throwing the Dragon Ball Radar in his hand into the pile of debris behind their seats, Bulma stretched out his hand resentfully, took out a bottle of drink from the car refrigerator, and followed the example of the little guy. He stretched out the slender bed legs to the steering wheel, and began to gulp down a bit indignantly.

If the heavy rain continued like this, they would definitely not be able to move forward today.

but……

Anyway, there are only four dragon balls left, presumably before the end of the holiday, in the remaining 30 days, she must be able to complete her task, find the seven dragon balls and make a wish! Therefore, Boulma herself is not in a hurry, taking an occasional afternoon rest, presumably the problem shouldn't be too big?

"Sun Wukong knows that it will rain today, but just now you dared to laugh at him as a wild monkey and say he doesn't understand anything!"

"??"

"Are you talking about me? Do you want me to go down and help push this cart again?!"

Suddenly, the face of a little boy whose whole body was wet, even his hair became wet and no longer fluffy, leaned face down from the roof of the car to the front windshield of the car, and even stuck his whole face to the front windshield of the car. On the glass surface, a funny flat face and a mouth with teeth and tongues were revealed to the two girls, one big and one small, in the car.

Just now, the two strange 'girls' in the car had asked him to get out of the car and pushed him several times, so after hearing voices in the car and hearing the other party chanting his name, he still I thought the car stopped now because he couldn't walk anymore and needed him to get out of the car to push it!

"Thank you! I don't need it yet!"

"We want to rest for a while now, and we will leave after the rain stops, so you can stay on the roof of the car!!"

Miss Bulma, who is not in a good mood, is upset now, and she doesn't want to talk to anyone!

Because, her plan is likely to be delayed for an afternoon by the sudden heavy rain, which will lead to twists and turns in her already tight adventure plan, and may even cause her to be unable to find the rest before the end of her vacation. Those four dragon balls made her unable to summon Shenlong, let alone realize her wish to find a Prince Charming who made her happy!

"oh!"

"So this is ah……"

Monkey King, who was lying on the front windshield, nodded half-understanding, then rolled over and slipped back onto the roof of the car again.

But soon, he leaned on the car window again, showing a pitiful expression towards the two people inside:

"Hey! Boomer!"

"It seems to be raining harder and harder outside now, and my practice in the rain is almost over, can I come in this car of yours together?"

Sun Wukong, who has been sitting on the roof of the car since it started to rain, refused Bulma's kind invitation, insisting that he likes to stay on the roof, and then said that he would practice in the rain, which is like before. That's what his grandpa taught him... So, except for occasionally getting out of the car to help push the cart, he stayed on the roof.

"no!!"

Without even thinking about it, Miss Boomer turned her head to one side, cruelly rejecting the other party's request to get into the car.

"..."

"But why not? There are still a lot of places inside, and I should be able to squeeze in."

Although there are only two seats in this car, in Sun Wukong's view, whether it is the small place between the two seats or the small place behind the two seats, he can easily squeeze in, although that may be uncomfortable. So comfortable, but better than being on the roof of the car with heavy rain all the time.

Just now he didn't want to go in because he needed to practice martial arts, but now that the practice is over, he certainly doesn't want to continue to be drenched, it will be uncomfortable after all.

"No way, no way!"

"There are only two seats in this car. You are a boy, but we are girls, so you are absolutely not allowed in!"

This is actually not a good reason. Before, Miss Bulma also thought about letting that strange wild monkey with a tail come into the car and sit together, but who would have thought that the other party insisted on sitting on the roof for a ride? Rain and practice?

But look now, the guy who was drenched in the rain and splashed with mud finally regretted it?

But no matter what she said, she would never let that wet and muddy guy squeeze into the car again, just let him continue to 'practice' outside! Anyway, the opponent is strong and strong, it is said that one punch can kill a bear, and he can be shot countless times without dying, so he must not be easily drenched in the heavy rain.

"oh……"

"But why am I a boy and you are girls?!"

Sun Wukong, who has been living alone since a certain bachelor grandpa Sun Wufan died "accidentally" when he was very young, can be said to be almost the same as an uncivilized savage! Moreover, he has never even had the concept of men and women... He only knows that his grandfather once told himself that there is a creature like a "girl" before he died, and told himself that if he encounters it, he must To be gentle with each other?

As for other things, such as why people are divided into men and women, he really doesn't know that kind of thing... After all, no one has ever come to teach him, and in normal times, he Monkey King himself, except for eating, sleeping, practicing and going out to hunt, there is no one else in the mountains, and he never cares about other things.

"..."

"Anyone with a penis like you is a boy! We don't have a penis, so it's a girl!!"

Frowning, looking at the innocent little boy lying on the front windshield with an innocent expression, his face remained unchanged even after being drenched by the heavy rain, after struggling for a while, Bulma still patiently blushed He explained such a simple and easy-to-understand sentence to the other party with a straight face.

However, if you think about it carefully, this one called Monkey King is indeed quite pitiful...

The other party grew up in the mountains, and the only grandfather died so early, so that such a half-child was alone like a savage, and has been out of society. You can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman... In that case, what's the point of being alive?

If it were Miss Bulma who became the other party, in this kind of mountain, there would be no strawberries to eat, no delicious cakes, delicious snacks, no shopping, no dressing up, and no going to If she hooks up with a handsome guy...then she might as well die!

"So this is ah……"

Sun Wukong blinked half-understanding, then turned over and left the front windshield, quickly sat back on the roof of the car, and immediately pulled up his pants and looked down, and then quickly He leaned on the glass again, blinking his big ignorant eyes, and continued to look at Bulma, who was already a little impatient, and asked:

"Does it mean that if I cut off the little dick, I will immediately become a girl like you?!"

Monkey King has always felt that his thing is useless except for urinating... Sometimes, when he ran to urinate, he was bitten by a snake... So, can he become a girl after cutting it off?

He was very curious about this.

puff! !

"..."

The drink Bulma was drinking was sprayed out at once, and fortunately it was through the windshield of the car, otherwise, it must have sprayed on the funny flat face of the other party who was sticking to the glass.

"Eh?"

Σ(⊙⊙"a

Hearing again that a boy wanted to cut off his penis, little Annie, who was eating her own food, couldn't help looking up at him curiously.

Because she remembered that when she was in Qiantang County, the son of Chunsanniang, that little boy named Tang Xiaoseng, seemed to have clamored to cut it off, and then joined Pansi Cave to learn magic...

I don't know, how is the other party doing now?

Annie still remembers that that world was actually quite interesting... there, there were many, many delicious things, and many kind gods... Until now, there are still many good things in her bag Woolen cloth! It's just that her Lady Queen Anne is not in a hurry to eat them all, but uses the power of time to keep them well in her pocket, and she can take them out and enjoy them whenever she wants to eat them.

"Hey! You haven't said if you can!"

Sun Wukong, who has been lying on the windshield, felt a little strange. Seeing the two 'girls' in the car and seeing her strange expression, he carefully tapped the glass with his hands again and asked loudly said such a sentence.

"I don't know either, but you can try it?"

(ψ)

"Try it? Is it really possible?"

Little Sun Wukong was a little eager to move, but he suddenly felt that it was not good to be a girl, because they really looked a little too weak... Those with small arms and legs seemed to have no strength, and they were still a little weak. With no muscles, he might not even be able to beat a tiger?

"..."

"!!"

"Shut up you two guys!"

"And you, Sun Wukong, let me tell you, even if you cut off your penis, you will never become a girl, you just die of that heart!"

Maybe, after collecting seven dragon balls, the omnipotent dragon can turn this wild monkey into a girl? However, with such a precious opportunity to make a wish, how could Miss Bulma easily let the other party do such disgusting things?

That is absolutely impossible!

"ah……"

"But, why can you be a girl without a little dick?!"

A certain 'mud monkey' who continued to lie on the front windshield with his face squashed continued to ask curiously.

It's been several years. It's the first time I met these two big living people who can talk to themselves, and they are such strange "girl" creatures. He, Monkey King, has always been very curious. If you don't ask clearly, why? Maybe let it go?

"..."

"How do you know I don't have one?!"

Seemingly aware of something, Boulma unnaturally put down the drink in her hand, retracted her slender legs leaning against the steering wheel, and only after pressing down on her short skirt, stared at him suspiciously. Looking at the flat big horse face lying on the glass in front of his steering wheel, he wanted to see what the other party could tell.

"It's very simple. Before it rained, when you went to pee, I sneaked a peek..."

The innocent Monkey King was talking, and even hung his tail on the luggage rack on the roof of the car, laying himself on the glass, and then showed his face to the dumbfounded Miss Bulma in the car. A very sunny and pure big smile.

Now he suddenly felt that it was fun to lie on the glass, it was slippery, and because of the heavy rain, there was always water flowing down the roof, which made him feel very comfortable.

"!!"

'Tut chug chug chug...'

"Sun Wukong, you are dead, you will never get in my car!!"

His face suddenly darkened, and he turned the car key to start the car's turbocharged engine. Bulma bluffed his face, stepped on the accelerator, and let the car roar and run wildly on the muddy mountain road , and also splashed a lot of mud, directly splashing all over the body and the windshields on both sides.

"Wow!!!"

With an exclamation, Sun Wukong, who had not had time to climb back to the roof of the car, was crushed against the glass by the inertia of the accelerating car.

"Hey! Slow down, I'm going to fall!!"

"snort!"

"Isn't it falling down now?"

"I'm really going to fall, my tail is almost exhausted..."

Monkey King frantically paddled and pulled, as if he wanted to climb from the windshield in front of the car to sit on the roof again? However, the speed of the car was too fast and too bumpy, and the glass of the car was not slippery under the washing of the rain. After struggling for a while, he could only continue to lie on it in vain and dare not continue to casually Moved, and then begged for mercy to a crazy woman who was driving.

"..."

"It deserves you to die!!"

boom……

'Tut chug chug chug...'

Continuing to step on the gas pedal, Boulma blushed from embarrassment, as if she had become the god of Qiu Mingshan, and began to accelerate continuously, letting the off-road vehicle run wildly on this mountain path!

Wherever the cars passed by, the yellow muddy water was rolled up behind them, scaring some animals that appeared in the rainy days to scatter, not daring to get too close, for fear of the roaring and speeding thing in the muddy water , What an incredible beast.

"Wow……"

(w)

"Tibbers, tell me, if the car accidentally falls to the bottom of the mountain later, who will be more unlucky, Miss Buma or the guy named Monkey King outside?!"

After adjusting the seat for the first time and putting on the seat belt for herself, little Annie watched with great interest the weird monkey with a tail, Monkey King, lying outside the car and yelling, as well as the righteous Monkey King beside her. The younger sister, Boulma, who kept her foot on the accelerator, let the two of them make trouble. She didn't talk too much, she just whispered to the little bear beside her.

(…)

(●￣￣●)

"Tibbers!"

(~)

"Tell me... can the tyrannosaurus rex outside eat it?!"

"The earth in this world is really strange. The technology is so advanced, and there are flying dinosaurs. Look over there, and over there, there are so many of them!!"

Annie didn't care about Miss Bulma who was racing and the yelling Monkey King hanging on the car window. Instead, she hugged her little bear and kept yelling at the car while the car was running wildly on the mountain road. The delicious-looking animals that can be seen outside the window commented.

(…)

It's a pity that her little bear, Tibbers, didn't seem to understand what she meant...

"Wow……"

"Stop it..."

"Don't even think about it!!"

"..."

Finally, he ran wildly all the way, and I don't know how long it took, when little Annie was drowsy, a brake sound finally sounded, and then she almost knocked her head on the driver's platform again.

‘Crack~! '

When the night was about to fall, as the rain gradually subsided, Miss Bulma, the female driver who was possessed by the famous autumn mountain car god, finally parked the car full of mud in a slightly open place, and the surrounding environment was not bad. It is beautiful, and you can see the rainbow lawn between the mountains in the distance. You are going to stay in this good place for one night.

"ah……"

(つw｀)～

"Sister Buma, do you really need to be in such a hurry? Look, that Monkey King, he looks sick, and you toss him like he's about to die..."

(`)

Opening the door and getting out of the car, she tapped the arm of a guy who was lying on the ground panting heavily with her toes. After seeing that she was not completely dead, little Annie nodded in satisfaction, breathing the fresh air after the rain, while Thinking about his heels, he walked to the side of Miss Buma who was checking the terrain.

"He can't be killed with a gun, how could he die in the rain?"

"Well……"

"Annie, it's very flat here, let's camp here, and I have to get up early tomorrow, and I have to collect the other dragon balls in the remaining 30 days of vacation, or I have to go back to the School is gone!"

Miss Bulma is only sixteen years old this year and is still a student, no matter how talented she is, she still needs to continue to study, she doesn't have too much time! Moreover, in addition, the Dragon Ball radar can only show the approximate location of the Dragon Balls, and it must be a waste of time if you need to get close and search for them one by one slowly!

Therefore, time is really urgent for her now!

It would be a huge failure for her if she couldn't find all the dragon balls in the whole summer vacation, which the genius Bulma couldn't allow.

"That's it..."

What I hate the most about going to school...

For Annie who once went to school, she will not go to school easily in the future! She has had enough of the kind of homework that can never be finished, the boring class, and the days of being controlled every day.

Compared with going to school, she would rather go to Hogwarts to be that honorary professor or something, although, at that time, she only took one messy magic class...

"Okay, Anne, push away a little, don't stand too close, it may be dangerous!"

Boom! !

After Boulma took out a capsule from his universal capsule box and threw it out forcefully, there was a muffled sound, and a huge and beautiful single-storey camping house appeared in the originally empty space. lawn.

"Wow!!!"

"You... you, what kind of monster are you two guys, why do you use such a terrible magic method?!"

However, just as Little Annie and Boulma opened the door of the white house and were about to go inside to rest, the monkey-like Monkey King finally recovered, and raised the wooden stick in his hand and shouted loudly at the two of them. clamored up.

Being pushed on the front windshield of the car for an afternoon walk, Sun Wukong, who was already somewhat resentful, became more and more suspicious of the tall woman in front of him. He felt that the other party was probably a monster who could do magic tricks monster!

"..."

"Annie, when you saw the capsule for the first time, you weren't as fussed as he was, right?"

Glancing at that nasty kid, Boulma lowered his head and sighed helplessly at the little guy standing beside him.

It's only been half a day, and that little hat named Monkey King has already exhausted her mentally and physically... I don't know what will happen in the next journey to find the Dragon Ball?

"How could I make such a fuss about this kind of thing?!"

(_)

"Isn't it just the application of some space technology? Sister Buma, let me tell you, I won't be surprised at all for something like this, because I have even more powerful ones!!"

Now the Koprulu star area has partially mastered the space technology of the plane portal, and Annie's own half-plane space can hold countless large and small things, which is no better than that of this world. That portable capsule would be worse.

Therefore, she has no need to be surprised at all!

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore, we've been tired all day, so hurry up and take a shower and rest!"

"..."

"Oh! But what about him?"

(w)

Before Annie followed in, she pointed to the 'mud monkey' Sun Wukong who was still holding the stick in the distance and was waiting here.

"He... just let him go..."

"Before we finish washing, I will definitely not let that pervert who can peek at others come in! You are obviously fourteen years old, and you dare to do that kind of thing..."

Boulma, whose hair was full of black lines, snorted coldly. After opening the gate first to enter, he only called Little Annie to come in quickly, and he was still muttering, not wanting to look at the savage Monkey King outside at all.

"oh……"

(w`)

Slap! !

As the two walked into the house transformed by the portable capsule, there was a loud slam of the door, and then, a certain mud monkey Sun Wukong who was holding a wooden stick in front of him was naturally given by two women, one big and one small. left outside the house.

"..."

"Hey! You haven't said what kind of demon technique you just used!!"

Finding that the two people ignored him, Monkey King approached the door of the house curiously, and touched it with his hands. After finding that it was a real house, and it was made of iron, he stood on tiptoe and walked through the door of the house. The round window on the top of the door, while beating on the door, shouted at the hall bright as day inside...