Chapter 618 The Title Is Gone!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
Zishi, also known as midnight and middle night, is the first hour of the twelve hours.
Midnight, the sign of the Rat!
At this time, nocturnal snakes, rats and insects are most active in the sub-hour! Of course, those filthy demons and ghosts who are yin and afraid of the sun also like to come out to move, wander, cry or kill people at this time?
"Head! Wake up!"
"Li Tou, Li Tou? Wake up quickly!!"
Lanruo Temple, in this side hall of Buddhism that is still in good condition and has been occupied by the arresters as a resting place, there is a small bonfire burning, and many arresters are huddled beside the fire. In the relatively quiet hall where he was sleeping, suddenly there was a burst of rushing noises.
It turned out that this was an old policeman who was on guard at night. He was anxiously shaking their leader, Captain Li Gongfu, and tremblingly lowered his voice. After pushing several times, he finally woke up. other side.
Although he also knew that everyone was sleepy now, and their head Li had only slept for less than an hour, but now the situation was special, so he had to wake him up in advance.
"Uh...huh??"
Li Gongfu let out a weary sigh from his throat, and then slowly opened his swollen eyes.
"It is you……"
"It's time to be ugly? Oh... I guess it's my turn to watch the night now?"
Although I still feel very sleepy, although I feel that my head is swollen, it is difficult to open my eyes, and I don’t seem to be able to sleep for a long time... But since my hands woke me up, Li Gongfu can only reach out and wipe Looking at his bewildered face, he planned to force himself up and prepare to go to the vigil for the shift change.
When going out, especially in this unsafe Lanruo Temple, everyone has no privileges and needs to be vigilant and take turns to watch the night, including him Li Gongfu, and he himself is no exception!
Otherwise, if someone makes a mistake, it may be uncertain whether all the people will be able to go home alive for the New Year.
"No!"
"It's not the time of ugliness now, I guess, it's at most three quarters of the midnight?!"
When Li Gongfu was wiping his face in a daze, trying to find his waist knife and find the bucket to wash his face in cold water to refresh himself, the old policeman quickly grabbed him.
There are more important things now, and he doesn't want their Li hair to make too much noise, so as not to disturb something.
"..."
"Three quarters?"
Some sleepy-eyed Li Gongfu didn't understand. If it was midnight, it seemed that he could sleep for another hour, right? No wonder, no wonder he felt that he was so sleepy now, so it was because he didn't get enough sleep and was woken up by these bastards?
"Head Li!"
"Go over there and have a look, there is something going on outside!!"
The old policeman pointed to the gate of the side hall, where there were already several policemen in charge of night watch looking out from the crack of the door.
Look at their anxious faces scratching their heads and ears, and if Li Gongfu hadn't explained before that no one could open the door to go out tonight, I'm afraid they couldn't help but ran out!
"..."
"Is there... a situation outside?!"
After finally understanding what the other party said, Li Gongfu's heart trembled, and he didn't dare to be negligent. He quickly picked up the simple knife he had put aside, got up from the thatched pile, and walked quickly towards the door of the main hall. And the previous drowsiness was instantly dispelled.
"head!"
"We just noticed that there seemed to be a group of women dancing outside, and we don't know where they came from... The brothers originally planned to go out to see the excitement, but I stopped them."
The old catcher continued to briefly explain to catcher Li, who looked a little unhappy, and this was also the reason why he took the initiative to wake him up.
Maybe it's because I'm getting old and I don't have the vigor of a young man,
Or he always kept in mind Li Gongfu's previous explanation. Anyway, those women with unknown origins outside failed to seduce this old policeman who was half in charge, and let him stop those young people who planned to go out to watch.
"..."
Li Gongfu with a stern face didn't ask any more questions, but walked quickly to the door, passed through the tattered and decayed window paper on the doors and windows, squinted his eyes, and looked out the door:
It turned out that there was a group of beautiful women with long sleeves, bare shoulders and legs dancing outside the door at this time?
Although those young ladies looked so beautiful that they almost dazzled Li Gongfu, but... he still came back to his senses very quickly, and vaguely noticed something wrong and old Quickly wake up your roots!
"..."
"In this dilapidated temple with high mountains and dangerous roads, or in the middle of the night when the cold air is at its worst, how can a young lady dare to dance in such a place wearing so little?"
"Hmph! It must be those ghosts and demons who are at work again!"
After just two glances, Li Gongfu directly concluded: Those little ladies outside must have come from a wrong path, even a fool can see that there is something wrong with them!
"Brothers, those outside are probably ghosts! Come on, stay away from the gate, let's sit by the fire, let them continue to jump, they won't freeze to death!!"
It's winter, even though this is the south, and it doesn't snow much, but they dare to dance in the wilderness with so little clothes. If they are normal people, who would believe it? !
I'm afraid only those who are obsessed with sex will be fooled by this little trick, right? !
"Litou, we have already seen it, otherwise before you wake up, everyone can't help but rush out!"
"That's right! I also think those little ladies outside are too beautiful. Where are there so many beautiful ladies in this wilderness?"
"..."
"Maybe she is a fairy?"
"Come on, brothers, that's definitely not the Seventh Fairy, and we're not Dong Yong either!"
"Hey! I heard that Dong Yong secretly hid the fairy's clothes and cheated the other party to lose his mana, so Bawang forced himself to marry that fairy?"
"??"
"real or fake?"
"..."
"Shut up! You guys are so talented, you still dare to arrange fairies, don't be listened to by the gods in the sky!!"
"Let's go, let's go! It's just a group of female ghosts dancing on the left and right. What's so interesting about it? Be careful, you have been seduced and lost your life in vain!"
Seeing these arresters talking more and more endlessly, Li Gongfu hurriedly stopped them by yelling, and then waved his hands away, telling them to stay away from the gate and those ghosts outside, so as not to accidentally have an accident?
Benedict! Benedict!
"Well?!"
Clang! !
"who?!!"
Just lowering his voice and driving his noisy subordinates away from the gate a few steps away, Li Gongfu and others heard two crisp knocks on the door behind him, scaring him out of his waist Pu Dao turned around and asked in the direction of the gate vigilantly.
In fact, anyone can tell that through the dilapidated doors and windows, the person who is knocking on the door at this time is the figure of a beautiful young lady in green gauze, that is, the group of women dancing to seduce them , or one of the... female ghosts?
"My lords..."
"Our sisters and others passed by here, and we danced on a whim. It's a lonely night, and we can't enjoy it. Senior officials, why don't you come and have a look and comment for the sisters?"
The woman's faint voice came from outside the door, and people couldn't help but feel a sense of pity in their hearts, which made the policemen ready to move, and some people almost couldn't help but want to open the door and greet each other.
"No need!"
"I'm tired from the rush, and I have to go to Jinhua for business tomorrow. If you want to dance, please go farther and don't disturb us!!"
Before anyone else could say anything, Li Gongfu resolutely rejected the other party's invitation vigilantly. In his opinion, this was nothing more than a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken, and it must have no good intentions!
These women of unknown origin, no matter whether they are monsters or ghosts, as long as they wait for others to ignore each other and wait until dawn... No matter what their plans are, they just don't open the door, don't go out to watch, watch What can they do?
"..."
The young lady in Tsing Yi outside the door didn't speak any more, as if she was planning a suitable wording?
"Why……"
"It's late at night, it's cold outside...all the officials, how about...will you please let us go in and have a rest?"
After a while, the woman in Tsing Yi who had been standing outside the door seemed to have thought of another good idea, so she said tentatively again.
"There is a fire outside the door, and there are many side halls beside it. Find a place to light a fire and rest!"
Where would Li Gongfu let in those guys with unknown origins who were obviously restless and kind?
Therefore, he rejected the other party very simply, and pointed at the ashes burning with charcoal behind the burning ghosts outside the door with a knife from a distance and said to the other party.
Now that the other party has come to test them several times, Li Gongfu is basically sure: those little ladies outside must be here for them, as the saying goes, they are courteous for nothing, they are either rape or steal... Those little ladies who don't know whether they are people or ghosts , must be malicious!
"..."
"My lords, let me wait in... Now the moon is high outside, it is a beautiful day and the beauty is just around the corner... If you are willing to accept the little girl, I am willing to cultivate Yan Hao with you..."
Seeing that the seductive methods I used before didn't work for a long time, and after pretending to be pitiful and failed to win the other party's sympathy, the woman in Tsing Yi simply used naked seductive methods because she had no other choice. , and promised: as long as the other party only needs to let him and others in, he can do the wonderful thing of human relations with them?
To be honest, in the eyes of this woman in Tsing Yi, the men she met tonight were the most difficult to deal with in the past few years!
Usually, those poor scholars passing by, businessmen, or knight-errant hunters who strayed in, would not be dazed after they hooked their fingers, and then when they were in trouble with them, they were given by themselves or by their grandma. Assaulted and sucked up the flesh and blood essence, turned into mummies who died in Lanruo Temple in vain and turned into ghosts?
"roll!!"
"A group of female ghosts, do you really think that I, Li Gongfu, are a fool? If you don't leave, you must wait and see!!"
Wielding the scimitar in his hand, Li Gongfu forced himself to be brave, for fear that the other party would become angry and rush in.
"..."
These days, how can there be such a beautiful thing such as beauties coming to your door for pleasure?
Look at the beauty of those little ladies outside, if you put it in the brothel boat workshop, pick one out at random, if you don't have dozens of taels of silver in one night, don't even think about it! But now, they are still eager to send them to the door by themselves, and the targets are still ruthless arrests like himself. If they say that they have no other plans, then he will not believe what he says!
Therefore, combined with the moving mummy that he and others encountered before, and the reminder that Yan Chixia reminded himself, Li Gongfu revealed the identity of the other party in one go, and waved the plain knife in his hand, pretending to be vicious, to the other party. He warned the woman who was lingering outside the door and refused to leave.
"..."
"snort!!"
Seeing that the other party is really reckless, and seems to know the true identity of herself and others, the woman in Tsing Yi finally stopped entanglement, just snorted coldly, then waved her hand bitterly, turned around, and turned into A gust of breeze disappeared in an instant.
It's not that they haven't thought about using force, after all, those policemen inside must not be able to beat them, a group of female ghosts!
but……
Beside him is the same formidable ox-nosed old man Yan Chixia, who seems to be a formidable sword cultivator, very restrained such lonely ghosts as them... So, what should they do next, they still need to go back and tell the tree demon grandma, Waiting for the opponent's decision.
"..."
"Ouch! My mother, is she really a female ghost?!"
"Head...head! Look quickly, she, they are all gone, none of them are gone!!"
A policeman who was not afraid of death trotted to the window when the other party turned around, and after glancing out, he ran back to Li Gongfu and others at a faster speed in fright.
"It's really a female ghost..."
"That's all! Tell the brothers to get up, don't let go of your weapons, we have to wait until the sunrise at Maoshi at least, and then leave Lanruo Temple as soon as possible!!"
Li Gongfu also cautiously approached the broken door and window, and after he stooped down and glanced out at the fastest speed, his face was also a little uncomfortable.
There are so many people, at least a dozen or twenty young ladies, who disappeared in the blink of an eye...
What is that if it’s not a demon?
Fortunately, he had been adhering to his heart before, and had basic vigilance, and was not tempted by the other party. Otherwise, they might really be in trouble now.
"By the way, who has incense?"
"Hurry up, take it out and offer two sticks of incense to the Buddha to subdue the shock, maybe he can bless us later?!"
Although I don't usually offer incense, it's not good to hug Buddha's feet temporarily, and I might be blamed by the gods and Buddhas... But now, when the fire is imminent, those ghosts have already bullied the door, who knows if the other party will come again? So, they can't care so much anymore.
Maybe, because the Buddha saw that they were 'pious' enough, he used some supernatural powers at the critical moment to help them get through tonight's difficulty?
As long as they can survive tonight and get out of this ghost-infested Lanruo Temple, they will never go this way when they return to Qiantang from Jinhua!
"..."
"Head, is this useful?"
At this time, one of the arresters really took out a handful of incense. After looking at it, he saw that the golden paint had already peeled off, and the whole sculpture had become tattered. The surrounding Buddha statues were still full of cobwebs and asked.
He thinks it is not impossible to hold Buddha's feet temporarily...
However, holding the feet of the Buddha statue in front of him, which is difficult to protect himself, he always felt a little unreliable!
"Don't ask me!"
"But regardless of whether it's useful or not, light the incense first, and light all of them. Let's each offer a stick of incense to the Buddha, and beg him to show kindness, so that we can survive this night at least!!"
With a big wave of his hand, Li Gongfu signaled his brothers and subordinates to act quickly and put new incense on the Buddhist altar censer that hadn't been burned for many years.
At the beginning, the God of God they enshrined in the treasury of the county government received their incense for nothing, but it didn't play any role... But anyway, the other party is also a little bit efficacious? So, besides praying to the Buddha statue in this side hall nearby, they have no other good way.
"Buddha bless……"
"Buddha bless!"
"..."
Soon, a group of arresters, as well as those who were woken up, each held a few incense sticks, and bowed respectfully in front of the dilapidated Buddha statue in this side hall.
"laugh……"
"Hmph! I only know about incense now, it's too late, what a bunch of idiots!!"
Not far away, Yan Chixia, who had been paying attention to the policemen in front of the window on the second floor of her guest room, shook her head dumbfounded when he saw the actions of those guys.
well……
They guys don't even think about it, if the Buddha statue here is effective, how could the monks of this Lanruo Temple give up such a big temple and run for their lives? !
In Yan Chixia's view, those monks who only care about money and have been deceived by sesame oil money and other interests have already polluted this wonderful temple with filth when they only care about making money and not practicing Zen Now, where are the gods and Buddhas who will visit here again? !
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"snort!"
"Stop playing!!"
o(??^｀)o hum!
After playing with the paulownia piano left by Miss Xiaoqian for a long time, finally, knowing that she really didn’t seem to have any musical talent, Little Annie had to push the table angrily, letting the lyre on it Get away from yourself.
She obviously played the right tunes, but why did it sound different?
Sure enough, if she didn't use magic to cheat, she would definitely not be able to play any musical instrument well, even the long xylophone with free seven strings in front of her!
"Tibbers, let's go, let's go home and sleep!"
(*'0'*)??
Counting the time, little Annie felt that she seemed to have been out for a long time?
From having lunch during the day until now in the middle of the night, Aunt Li must be worried about herself, right? So, after standing up and dusting herself off, little Annie grabbed her little bear and decided to go back to bed early!
Although, it's already midnight, it's not too early...
(…)
(Little master, have you forgotten something?)
(‘??`;)
(Didn’t you come here this time to rescue that Li Gongfu? If you leave like this now, he might be dead!!)
╮(╯??╰)╭
"Huh?!"
!!!∑(??Д??ノ)ノ
"Yeah..."
"It seems... It seems... Maybe we really came here to help that useless Uncle Li..."
(⊙﹏⊙)
Just now, I was only focused on listening to the little sister singing and playing, and little Annie almost forgot the business of coming here today!
But...
Now that Uncle Li and the others seem to be fine, maybe they don't need her help? Maybe, she can really go back to sleep first, and then wait until something happens here, and then it's not too late to come here?
(Report the little master! There is a situation!)
(??????????)
(Tibbers, who is in the form of a bear-shaped self-propelled radar, dutifully reminded his little master again! Because it found that those treants and banshee wraiths seemed to be planning to attack Li Gongfu and his group?)
"Huh?"
"Okay, let's go like this today..."
┐(????｀)┌
"Let's go over and see the situation first, and help out if possible? Then, we can go back to sleep early!!"
(??????`??)
Go to bed early and get up early...
No, you should sleep until you wake up naturally to be in good health!
Now in the middle of the night, her Lady Queen Anne still has to come here for thousands of miles to save the world, that is really hard work! So, she decided, after cleaning up those tree demons and undead, she will go back and have a good sleep!
If the sun doesn't reach her butt tomorrow, then she will resolutely not get out of bed, no one can persuade her! !
(???????)??
(Report to the little master, the little one found an acquaintance...an acquaintance?)
(●￣(??)￣●)
"??"
"What kind of acquaintance? Tibbers, what are you talking about?!"
(ー`?? ー)
(…)
(Nothing, you'll find out later...)
(??????????)
(Tibbers doesn't want to comment too much on a bad little master who likes to be lazy and never takes the initiative to perceive the surrounding situation.)
"..."
∑(??△｀)? !
"Tibbers..."
"I found out that you guy has turned bad recently!!"
(?????????????)
(how can...)
(?????????)
"I said yes, so there is!!"
(??｀△??)??
crackle!
rumbling...
'Heaven and earth are boundless, and the universe borrows the law! ! ! '
Just when little Annie was about to break up with her little bear, suddenly, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky in the distance, and then a frightening thunder exploded... and the lightning struck, and it was unknown where …
Immediately afterwards, a rough voice came from a distance to Little Annie's small pavilion by the lake, and then some sounds of fighting came faintly.
"Ooh..."
"It seems to be fighting!"
??(????????ω????????)??
Little Annie, who just cared about playing with her little bear, felt that she seemed to have missed something, quickly grabbed her little bear, and then directly cast the teleportation spell, and disappeared in an instant.
Because Lady Queen Anne finally remembered that the place where the noise was coming from over there seemed to be the temporary residence where Uncle Li wondered about that group of people?
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wish:
??Happy Chinese New Year??
??Auspicious Year of the Pig??
??In good health??
??May all go well with you??
. Miaoshuwu