Chapter 609 Don’t Think About Fighting All Day|ω?)
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Sitting beside a square table next to the window sill on the second floor of a restaurant facing the street in the market in Qiantang County was a heroic looking man in a sturdy brocade robe, about thirty years old. At this time, he was sitting at the table drinking alone, while looking out of the window from time to time, looking at a street stall in the distance.
"..."
"Humph! Interesting!"
It was surrounded by a group of mortal children, and from time to time, bursts of urchins exclaimed and shouted loudly.
Obviously, the little girl surrounded by those children is his mission target this time!
This time, he was still ordered to come down to earth, even if he didn't want to come, he had to come!
only……
How to complete the task this time, he has not yet thought about it. In fact, he himself is not in a hurry, and plans to wait and see for a while before looking at the situation.
"Unexpectedly, after five hundred years, I finally waited for that little girl to show up again. Presumably other people must be hiding in this small city too?!"
"Ah!"
After the middle-aged man picked up a glass of wine and took a casual sip, he laughed as if talking to himself.
He really needs to think about it now, carefully consider and weigh it, what should he do in order to complete his task satisfactorily? If it was by force, it would definitely be hopeless. After all, so many people failed last time. This time it was only him. He didn't have too much expectation.
Last time, he was indeed eager for quick success and acted too recklessly.
So this time, what he needs to struggle with is how to successfully contact the other party without causing the two parties to fight when they meet?
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
However, just as the man was thinking, at this moment, after a rush of footsteps, another man with a dark and thin face dressed as a servant stepped on the wooden floor of the restaurant in panic, and rushed to the table in a frivolous manner. , very rudely interrupted some of the reveries of the man in brocade robe.
"Hoo hoo... lord, master..."
"It's not good, the big thing is not good! She... she, she seems to have found us!!"
Running to the front and back of the table in one breath, the skinny man started yelling in a hurry before he had time to catch his breath, probably because he was frightened or ran too fast, he stammered a little out of breath.
"Well?"
"How do you know that she found us? There are so many people here, and we can hide all the mana. Could it be... because you got too close, so you leaked your identity?!"
The 'master' wearing a brocade robe who was drinking, glared at the servant in front of him with some dissatisfaction.
Before he could figure out how to deal with this matter, the other party messed up the matter?
If this is the case, then when we go back to the Heavenly Court, we must punish this stupid and stupid guy again!
"No no!"
"The little one swears that the little one really didn't dare to approach her, the little one just stared at her from afar!"
The dark and skinny man panted with his mouth open, while he hurriedly waved his hands, looking at the face of his frosty 'master' with fear and pleading eyes.
Snapped!
"Since you didn't get close, how do you know she found you?!"
First he drank all the fine wine in the glass in one gulp, and then cast a cold glance at the foolish servant before the man in brocade robe slammed the empty glass in his hand onto the tabletop of the square table.
"Master, if you don't believe me, you can see for yourself what she is holding in her hand..."
The skinny servant didn't dare to disobey his master, so after hastily waving his hand to deny it, he hesitated for a long time before he submissively justified this sentence.
"oh……"
"Oh! What an interesting brat, I really found out you are an idiot! Forget it! Let's go then,
Let's go meet her now! "
After staring intently at the distance outside the window for a while, the brocade-robed man suddenly changed from being serious and laughed.
Then he thought about it, and he didn't say anything more at all, he stood up directly, intending to end the observation operation that was originally planned for today, and instead go directly to talk to that little guy face to face.
"Owner……"
"Why don't we go?"
"That little girl is not someone to be easily messed with. Although five hundred years have passed, but until now, thinking of her little face makes her whole body feel uncomfortable... I don't want to be burned by her again! !"
However, contrary to the brocade robed man, this dark skinned and thin man, for some unknown reason, seemed a little timid, obviously he didn't want to follow his master to find that little man. Trouble with girls.
In fact, now he really has the urge to turn around and run away, away from that little girl!
"No problem!"
"Let's go, you don't have to fight her this time, it's embarrassing to see you like this!"
After finishing speaking, the man in the brocade robe glared at the other party angrily, then he simply turned his head and walked away without saying hello to the other party.
"As ordered..."
There was no other way, seeing that his master insisted on going, the dark and thin servant could only follow behind him with lowered eyebrows, and followed quickly.
...
When the two masters and servants in the restaurant in the distance started to move, little Annie, who was looked at with adoring eyes by a group of children, finally completed her own 'sugar figure'.
"Aha! Alright, you're done!!"
(o)o
After cheering, and throwing away the old man's small wolf hair brush and those weird and monotonous paints, finally, the 'sugar man' that Little Annie blew out and kneaded by herself is finally completely completed!
However, Little Annie turned out to be not a human being, but a big black and gray dog!
What's more, its body was still burning with fiery red flames, its skin was burned to pieces, and its expression was still panicked, as if it was trying to escape with its tail between its legs?
"Impressive!"
"Little girl, the sugar figurine you made is really good-looking and lifelike. It is even better than the old man who taught me how to blow sugar figurines back then!!"
Seeing the thing made by the little girl's house, the old man who sold the sugar smacked his lips, feeling a little ashamed of himself.
He wasn't polite, but the other party was really nice!
Otherwise, it would not have aroused the exclamation and cheers of the other urchins who were watching around just now. It's a pity...the other party used too much paint, ink, and those rouge pigments. In this case, this sugar man can only look at it, and it must not be eaten. Balls of syrup.
But the old man can't take care of this issue. After all, people paid for it, let alone trashing a mess of sugar syrup, even if he trashed everything in the barrel later, he himself is not qualified to point fingers.
"But, old man, I still can't understand: You made this little stick, what is it? Could it be the legendary auspicious beast unicorn?"
Looking at the lifelike unicorn on the other side's iron rod, which looked like a dog but was on fire... He felt that apart from the rumored unicorn with lion head, antlers, tiger eyes, elk body, dragon scales, and ox tail, He really couldn't figure out what the other party would squeeze out.
But, if it's an auspicious unicorn, some details don't seem right? In short, he, an old man, really can't recognize what the other party is pinching, even if the other party's pinching is really good!
"It's not a unicorn!"
"This one I pinched is actually a big black dog on fire!!"
(^_-)☆
After looking at her results with satisfaction, little Annie first made a face with her tongue sticking out at the bad old man, and then explained.
That's right, the reason why Annie pinched out this burning and embarrassing Roaring Dog was on purpose, and she deliberately pinched it like this for some people to see!
As for why, she didn't want to tell these ordinary people too much, anyway, even if she told them, they fools would definitely not believe it.
"dog?!"
"Is that what dogs are made of?"
The old man who sold the sugar man first looked at the few little sugar figures left on his shelf after giving them away with a dazed expression. There was also a Xu dog in the Chinese zodiac on it! And the dog he pinched, although not as good-looking and delicate as the little girl's, can make everyone recognize it as a dog at a glance!
And the one in the little girl's hand... it can't possibly be a dog at all, right?
Anyway, it doesn't really look like it, why not add two pairs of horns, turn it into a fire unicorn and put it at home to suppress evil spirits!
"That's all I've seen!"
"Forget it, I won't play with you anymore, I'm going home! Remember to tell my Aunt Li later that I'm going back by myself, so she shouldn't worry too much?"
(^)☆
After finishing speaking, Annie didn't care whether the old man answered or not, let alone greeted Aunt Li who was haggling with the vendors in the distance, and turned to the square gate of the market. He jumped and ran away.
Of course, at the same time, she was also proudly holding up the Xiaotian dog that she had squeezed out above the iron pipe, which was only the size of two palms.
"OK……"
The old man of the sugar seller stared blankly at the other party leaving, and then looked at the half bucket of syrup at his feet that had hardly been touched. Then he thought for a while, and then started to take out a reed pipe, intending to It's still early, so let's continue blowing up some sugar figures to sell for money.
Moreover, you can also wait for the lady of the Li family to come to find someone, so as to tell the little girl?
but……
Apart from the handiwork of that ingenious little girl just now, the only thing he was a little jealous of was the iron pipe in the little girl's hand!
I don't know which skilled craftsman made it, it looks very good, and I don't know where the other party bought it? If he knew where to buy it, maybe he would not have to worry about finding a small reed pipe of the right size in the future, and just buy an iron one, so that he can pass it on to his grandchildren and grandchildren. ?
While Little Annie and Xu Jiaorong were out shopping, in Li's house, Zixia was casually chatting and frolicking with her two apprentices, two bandit chieftains, and two thief monks, teasing the girl who was born just a few days ago There is no Tang Xiaoseng who can't open it.
This little guy whose face was still full of tiny blood vessels and whose eyes were closed was tightly holding on to the little finger of the 'Big Master', and refused to let go easily no matter what.
However, when everyone was chatting and teasing the children, suddenly, Pansi Great Immortal Zixia seemed to have noticed something, her expression turned cold all of a sudden, and she began to feel it carefully with her head tilted.
"Master, what's the matter?!"
Seeing that her master had a wrong expression, and immediately handed over the child in her arms to the unknown 'Second Leader', Chun Sanniang frowned and asked.
"Someone is coming, he may have noticed that we are hiding here!"
After confirming once, she found the two auras she was very familiar with, and the other party was actually in the city, Zixia couldn't help sighing.
When they came to this remote city, they hadn't rested for three days, but the other party came to the door so quickly... Could it be that five hundred years have passed, and those people haven't given up chasing themselves? If that's the case, no way, she has to run away again?
"Who will it be?"
Bai Jingjing also began to sit upright and asked a question, her hand also faintly touched the white bone whip on her waist.
"..."
"I don't know, maybe you want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
Zixia glanced at the two thief monks who had nothing to do with her, and found that the two were not worried at all, so she deliberately said bluffing.
Now that her pursuers are here again, why not drag this fat pig and that sand monk into the water?
"I'm tired of him, dare to hit my master's idea, old pig, I'll smash his head with a rake!!"
Hearing Fairy Zixia's words, Zhu Bajie jumped up from the teacher's chair angrily, and conjured up his own nine-toothed rake, looking like he was desperately looking for someone.
Although he wished that his master would be eaten by monsters, and then he would have a few more years to be happy and happy, but, the necessary attitude still has to be pretended, this is a matter of principle, and no mistakes can be made!
"Second Senior Brother, I'll go too!"
Of course, Monk Sha conjured up his own refined steel axe, axe, and demon-subduing staff, and he will go wherever the second senior brother is going! Anyway, the Bull Demon King was beaten away by them, as long as a few of them are together, even if the elder brother is not up to the task, he is not afraid at all!
"Master, I will go too!"
Sensing that she might fight, Bai Jingjing pulled out the white bone whip that she had always used as a belt, and let it wrap itself around her arm like a living white spirit snake.
"Since my wife is going, then I will go too!"
Zhizunbao didn't know where he suddenly picked up a wood-chopping axe, and raised it fiercely, indicating that he was ready to fight the enemy at any time.
Fortunately, Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong are not at home now, otherwise, seeing the formation of these desperadoes, the two of them would have to sit paralyzed on the ground in fright!
"..."
"It's useless for you to go!"
Unfortunately, Bai Jingjing glanced at her little follower and snorted disdainfully.
Although the reincarnation of the monkey in front of him is much more pleasing to the eye than the dead monkey before him, but his ability is also worse. It seems that except for the ability of his mouth, he has not inherited any supernatural powers from his previous life?
"Why? I'm not even afraid of the Bull Demon King!"
Anyway, he, the leader of the Ax Gang, is also a person who has seen the world, gods and monsters, what kind of gods and monsters has he not seen?
"In a real fight, that man is stronger than the Bull Demon King, but not weaker!"
Sighing, after grabbing her Ziqing sword, Zixia knew that it was a blessing or a disaster, and Zixia, who could not escape the disaster, planned to take advantage of the other party's entanglement with little Annie, and go to clean up the other party together!
"Master, who is it?!"
After Chunsanniang glanced at her son Tang Xiaoseng, she also conjured her own sword, ready to fight for the incoming enemy.
"Who else could it be? It's the Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian that I told you about before!"
Seeing the curiosity on these people's faces, Zixia finally had to tell the God of Heaven who came to hunt her down for the second time.
She still remembered that the last time, that is, five hundred years ago, after the other party was startled away by that little girl's ability, they never showed up until they traveled through time and came here five hundred years later! But this time, he came to the door on his own initiative, and he didn't know why?
Or, does the other party really have any credentials?
"!!"
"Old pig, my stomach seems to be a little uncomfortable. I'll go to the toilet first. If you want to fight, you go first, don't wait for me!"
Hearing that it turned out to be his old acquaintance when he was in the Heavenly Court, and he was also the Erlang Zhenjun who didn't even love Brother Monkey, after Zhu Bajie knew that the other party was definitely not here to eat Tang Monk's meat, but to trouble Fairy Zixia, he said nothing. Without saying anything, he put away his nine-toothed rake, pretended to be in a hurry, covered his stomach and ran to the backyard of Li's house.
If it's a ghost, then there's nothing to say, Zhu Bajie will never say anything else, save the copycat!
But if there is a conflict with the people in Heaven...
Cough cough, then I'm sorry, don't think too much about his consciousness! Anyway, he will never conflict with Heavenly Court, and he will hide as far away as possible!
"Second Senior Brother, wait for me, my stomach is not feeling well either!"
Monk Sha used to be a general of the Heavenly Court, but now that the marshals have all run away, how dare he, a general, lag behind? So, I also yelled and chased after him, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"..."
Zixia sighed secretly, because she knew that not everyone would dare to openly disobey the rules of heaven! Therefore, those two guys who hid in the toilet will definitely not come out until they have dealt with the troubles that have come.
"Who is Erlang Zhenjun?"
Er Dangjia said that the name seemed familiar to him, and it was definitely not a bad guy or a monster?
"!!"
"you do not know?"
The head of the Ax Gang, Supreme Treasure, stared at his former subordinate with contempt, but now he is a step ahead of him, and he is one step ahead of him in picking up girls. He even has a son.
What annoyed him most secretly was: the other party's son seemed to be his master? !
"Is he famous?"
The Erdangjia still looked confused, he really couldn't remember who that person was.
"The Erlang God, you must have heard of it, right?"
Whether it is Erlang God, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, they are all the same person!
This matter, for the Supreme Treasure who once planned to take the number one examination, read the Four Books and Five Classics, various miscellaneous books, biographies, secrets of gods and Buddhas, etc., it really couldn't trouble him.
"..."
"Fairy? But, why did the gods come to embarrass us?"
After suddenly realizing it, the second leader was even more puzzled!
Don't only monsters want to eat Tang monk meat, and then they want to gain immortality by virtue of it? It is understandable that a monster came to snatch his son, but what would a god do if he got involved? The gods are already immortal, so do they still need to eat people?
"Okay! They may be looking for me, you are not allowed to go, I should go to see the situation alone should be enough!"
Zixia and Little Annie once repelled the other party and the four heavenly kings together, so it is not necessarily true that they will be afraid of the other party! So, she didn't intend to escape this time, so she simply went to the door directly to see what the other party had to say!
"master……."
"Master, let us follow!"
Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang said worriedly, they didn't want any accidents with this cheap master! After all, in addition to being their master, the other party is more like a sister, making them sincerely want to help each other a little bit.
"That's it!"
"You guys stay at home, with that little Tang monk here, it must be safe here!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two of them to say anything else, Zixia directly moved the spell, and disappeared in an instant.
"Safe? Just rely on those bald donkeys outside?"
"this……"
Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang may not be able to find it due to their lack of cultivation, because in the sky above this house, there are Liu Ding Liu Jia and Wu Fang Jie Di guarding it from a distance for twelve hours without interruption.
(…)
(Little master, let’s go here, there are few people here, let them come out, the little one will beat that dog again, and see if it dares to follow you again in the future?
(● ̄ ̄●)
Suddenly, when his little master walked to a sufficiently remote alley and found that there were not many people around, Tibbers made a sound. )
"Come out quickly, don't follow, I have seen you all!"
(‘-)
That's right, Little Anne deliberately left that bustling market early, just because she was worried that if she accidentally started a fight, it would cause riots or accidentally burn some unlucky people with a fire?
but……
Looking at the silk skirt she was wearing now, she felt a little embarrassed... It was too inconvenient to fight in such a dress, once she hit the fireball, she would definitely be burned!
In fact, there is no way to do this. Who made the cuffs of this skirt so big and wide? With such troublesome clothes, even if she wanted to roll up her sleeves, she couldn't do it.
"Sure enough, you did find us!"
At this time, from this remote and quiet street corner, a man in a brocade robe and another thin servant in vigorous attire who was hiding behind each other turned out with a somewhat uneasy expression and was still timid.
"Hey! Xiaotiangou, look, does this 'sugar man' look very much like you did back then?"
"How about it, do you want to fight today?"
☆(^-`)
That's right, the reason why Annie made a picture of the roaring dog being burned was on purpose!
Under the reminder of the little bear Tibbers, she had already found a human form roaring dog staring at her from a distance! And through the other party, he discovered another warrior named Erlangshen who became a stranger.
"..."
Xiaotiangou didn't speak, he still remembered the pain when the scar was healed, but he was very afraid of the little girl and the harmless plush bear doll in her hand.
"etc!"
"Little girl, I didn't come to fight with you today!"
Seeing that the opponent rolled up his cuffs, looking as if he was about to throw out the bear-shaped magic weapon and was about to start a fight, Erlang Shen Yang Jian unhurriedly stretched out his hand to signal the opponent not to worry.
"Huh?"
∑(△`)? !
"Don't fight? Then what are you looking for me today?"
If you don't want to fight, you should have said it earlier, so she threw the sugar figurine she managed to squeeze out on the ground and smashed it to pieces just as soon as she was in a hurry! Originally, she wanted to take it back to show off to the idiots at home, but now it's all over, nothing left!
"We're here for the flat peach thing!"
The 9,000-year-old flat peaches in the Heavenly Court were stolen all at once, and the outrageous thief left two pieces of gold as a redemption money as a matter of course? In this situation, the Holy Mother who was present at the time almost smashed the pavilion out of anger!
Then, after a careful investigation by the Heavenly Court, they finally found some root causes through the characteristics of defection, and successfully locked down a monk and some two mortals! So, in the end, it was easy to find the culprit, the little girl Anne who abducted Fairy Zixia and the three Buddhist scriptures five hundred years ago!
At the beginning, the Holy Mother of Yaochi even thought about asking the Heavenly Court to set up a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in the future to capture a certain thief who stole a flat peach! However, in the end, for some unknown reason, the other party suddenly changed his mind?
Anyway, after the door god of the other party's family failed to 'invite' the little girl, Erlangshen, the god who had 'contact' with the other party, had to be ordered to descend to earth to bring the other party back, or to 'bring' the other party a word, Talk about the details of the other party?
"You said it wasn't for fighting?!"
(`)
Hearing what the other party said, Annie, who was a little relaxed, suddenly became nervous again.
Anyway, she has already given the money for flat peaches, and she will definitely never return it, and she will definitely not go to that heaven with the other party easily! Therefore, it may be inevitable to fight in the end, so it's better to do it yourself in advance!
"Hey! Don't worry!"
Seeing this little girl who was about to lose her bear if she disagreed with her, and seeing her nervous look, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, who didn't want to fight at all, couldn't help but take out his three-pointed two-edged sword.
"I'm here today, just to bring you a word for the Holy Mother!"
After stabilizing the other party again, Yang Jian had no choice but to quickly state his purpose for coming here today.
"What words?"
(q)ノ?
"..."
"Five hundred years ago, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan exchanged all his ginseng fruits for something with you, and then immediately dismissed his disciples, and disappeared completely with the entire Wuzhuang Temple more than a hundred years ago, not in the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements middle!"
"So the Holy Mother really wants to know, what exactly did you do at that time, and what did you give in exchange for that immortal Zhenyuanzi? And if you still have that kind of thing, as long as you hand over a copy in the heavenly court, you will not be held accountable anymore." Your crime of stealing flat peaches?"
After finishing speaking, Yang Jian didn't say any more, just silently observed the little girl's expression, waiting for the other party's reaction.
In fact, he was surprised too!
What is it that can make Zhenyuanzi Daxian send all the ginseng fruits, and cause the other party to disappear, even the heavens can't find it? Also, what is the treasure that even the Holy Mother of Yaochi wants to find now, and even the crime of stealing the Peach Garden is no longer pursued?
"Huh?"
(‘◇’)?
"Has Grandpa Zhen Yuanzi successfully penetrated that gemstone? No wonder..."
("□)
No wonder Little Annie couldn't find the Wuzhuang Temple no matter how hard she searched before traveling through time and space. It turned out to be like that...
"gem?!"
Yang Jian asked with some uncertainty. If this was the little girl's answer, he thought that the one in the heavenly court would not be satisfied.
(Little master, Infinity Gems seem to be very useful to people in this world. Make a big deal. Anyway, you still have a lot of fake gems. People in this world like them even if they are fake!
Tibbers immediately realized the importance of those Infinity Stone replicas, so he immediately encouraged his little master in his heart.
You know, there are so many good things in the heavenly court, and there are also many fruits in the peach garden that haven't been picked in time, so it can't be said that it and its little master are going to make a fortune this time? ! )
"ah!"
"Don't worry about gems or anything else, you go and tell the owner of Taoyuan that if I'm free some other day, I'll give her the same thing!!"
(')
Although I don't know why people in this world are so nervous about those fake infinity gems, but since the other party wants it, and since Anne has a lot of it herself, there is something to discuss!
She's a peaceful little girl, and it would be best if she didn't have to fight now!
"..."
"Alright! Then the god will go first, goodbye!!"
Erlang Shen Yang Jian was a little unhappy that he failed to get out the important words of the other party, but he didn't dare to inquire about this matter casually, he could only think that after the other party saluted, before a murderous guy arrived, he would turn into a golden light and directly Disappeared in place.
"!!"
"Annie! Are you okay?!"
Just as Erlang Shen left, Zixia arrived!
As soon as she appeared, she held her Ziqing sword, and after scanning the surrounding area without taking her eyes off, she looked worriedly at the little girl Annie who was looking indifferent.
"It's okay, I'm fine!"
(o)
"Where's that Yang Jian and his dog?"
There is still some aura of the other party and the fluctuation of spells here, which makes Zixia very sure that the other party was standing here just now.
"We chatted for a few words, and he went back."
(`)
"..."
"It's that simple?!"
"Then what do you think, there will be a fight, and then the city will be burned down?"
(_)
"..."
"Okay, I hope it's really my overthinking."
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