The First Thousand and Nine Chapters, My Buddha, Why Don't You Cross Me and Not Her?

Counting it, it was only a short period of time, and the black supercar of the black widow Natasha had to drive outside the house of a monk Hua and Monkey Sun again.

"..."

Looking at the two young oak trees with crooked necks that had become bare in the yard of the other side, and looking at the lush plants in the yards of other people's homes on both sides of the community, Natasha took a deep breath, and finally He took off the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and with a dark face, he walked directly to the house of a guy who was smiling and waiting for her in front of the door.

"Amitabha……"

"Natasha benefactor, I heard orioles singing on the branches this morning, but I didn't expect you to visit me in the afternoon and make my humble house flourish. What a great honor~!"

Although the other party didn't know why his face was stinky, Tang Xiaoseng still welcomed the other party in with a playful smile, and looked at the other party with a smile while closing the door gently.

"I said……"

"You two, what's going on outside, can't you be more honest?!"

After coming in, Natasha didn't sit down, but hugged her arms directly to cover up the turbulent waves on her chest, and after blocking the wretched eyes of some two guys, she squinted slightly and looked at the living room of the house. The two people in the room asked a question.

"Female benefactor, what does this mean?"

Tang Xiaoseng looked at his Uncle Monkey, and after finding that the other party was also confused, he asked back.

"You still have the face to ask?"

"Didn't the Bear and Shield Bureau pay you salaries, why did you pull branches to change money? Do you know that you have been complained by people in your community again, and they all said that the greening of your home is not good. They have been viciously destroying trees, seriously affecting their mood when they go to work in the morning!!"

Pointing to the two crooked-neck oak trees with only double-digit leaves and some buds left outside the window, Natasha covered her curly-haired forehead with some headaches. Said that the two guys in front of me have never changed their ways.

"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."

Looking out of the window and seeing the two bare trees, Tang Xiaoseng was stunned for a moment, then folded his hands together, closed his eyes, recited a Buddha's mantra loudly, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

He said,

That matter has nothing to do with him, because he, Tang Xiaoseng, was not responsible for the tree. He is innocent. If there is anything to do, go to his Uncle Monkey. He really doesn't know...or, At most, it's just a charge of knowing and not reporting?

"!!"

"Wu Na Fan Bang Gui grandson!"

"My old grandson pulled his own tree, and what did they do? I was complained about pulling his tree, and my old grandson knew it was wrong and admitted it, but now, my old grandson pulled his own tree, and they still complained. The reason?!"

"My old grandson's tree likes to be so bald, and my old grandson's master is also a bald thief. They love to look at it, and don't look at it!!"

Hearing that the Fanbang girl in front of me, Pinatasha, was looking for trouble because of this kind of thing, a certain monkey Monkey King, Sun Wukong, threw away the remote control, completely ignoring the appearance that it fell to the ground and the battery collapsed. , just jumped up from the sofa, just like that shirtless, wearing a pair of beach pants, and started grinning like hell.

To be honest, if it wasn't because of the recent economic strain, and the fact that the Xiongdun Bureau gave too little money to cover their expenses, and if it wasn't because sometimes he was too lazy to travel far to pull branches, would he have been pulling his own tree all the time?

"okay!"

"Sun Dasheng, you should stop talking about it. I didn't come to you today for this matter. Our bureau will send someone to deal with the matter of trees. Just pretend I didn't mention it!"

Seeing that the other party wanted to continue cursing, Natasha quickly stretched out her hand to signal the other party to stop.

Because, she came here today for something else. As for the two trees outside the door, she just mentioned them as an eyesore. Besides, the Bear Shield Bureau has already placed an order with the relevant departments, and there will be people from the greening company who should be replaced by tomorrow at the latest. At that time, the two of them will talk casually, and the Bear Shield Bureau will continue to send people after the talk. It's not a big deal anyway!

"snort!!"

After a certain monkey snorted coldly, he quickly jumped back onto his sofa, then with his buttocks up, he crawled under the sofa to find the two batteries that had been scattered after he dropped the remote control just now.

"oh?"

"Natasha's benefactor has something else to do? Did you agree to the little monk's invitation before, and plan to take some time to have dinner with the little monk?"

If that's the case, then he will have to make good preparations later, such as checking if there is a suitable dress, and doing a hairstyle or something along the way.

"..."

However, Natasha, who was about to talk about something serious, opened her mouth, but finally had no choice but to give up, and instead glanced up and down with some kind of playful eyes at Monk Hua who wanted to invite her.

"Why does the female benefactor look at the monk with such eyes? Is there something wrong with the monk's face?"

Touching his face subconsciously, Tang Xiaoseng found that his face was still so handsome, and there was no dirt or lipstick sticking to it, so he asked a question in confusion.

"..."

"We have statistics from the Bear Shield Bureau. In the ten days since you came to our earth, you have hooked up with no less than ten women, right?"

"To be honest, you'd better give up your heart as soon as possible, I don't like flower monks like you at all!"

From Natasha's point of view, this guy in front of her is just like the playboy Tony Stark from before! However, Tony Stark is still selective after all, and he has almost changed his ways after having Pepper Potts. How can he act recklessly with his strength like the one in front of him?

"In my opinion, a guy like you is like a wolf. When you are hungry, you will go find your prey, and when you are full, you will turn around and leave. You have never seriously considered other people's feelings, or you have never even seriously liked it. However, you don’t even know how to love someone?”

"Of course, you are the kind of great gods. We earthlings are just mortals. Maybe you think what you do is right, and I don't necessarily think it's all wrong?"

Of course, Natasha felt that it was more likely that these so-called gods didn't care about the thoughts of ordinary earth women like them at all? After all, she has seen a lot of powerful guys, and the attitude of those so-called high-ranking 'gods' towards ordinary earthlings.

and,

If it weren't for the needs of work, I'm afraid she, Natasha, would be one of the eleven thousand who would not be willing to deal with this kind of flower monk, right?

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness~!"

"Female benefactor, you are not a monk, how do you know that I don't have one?"

Tang Xiaoseng asked rhetorically, as the saying goes, Zifeiyu knows the joy of fish? You know, Tang Xiaoseng's thoughts, but his old mother can't guess, the woman in front of her just met him twice, and then judged him based on some investigations, that's a bit too arbitrary.

At the very least, we should contact him and have an in-depth exchange before making a conclusion, right?

"No!"

"Sorry! I never believe that there is a flower monk!"

Natasha shook her head resolutely. Agents like them are extremely resolute. Once they make their own judgments about some people and things and leave a good or bad impression in their hearts, but It is difficult to be changed again.

"I set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch..."

"That's all, Amitabha!"

"Female benefactor, since you think that way, then you can think as you like... I'm going upstairs to chant the scriptures first, I haven't finished my morning class today, so I have to make up for it now. Although the little monk has become a Buddha No one dares to blame me if I recite it or not, but to be a monk for a day is to recite the scriptures for a day."

After staring at each other's firm eyes for a long time, Tang Xiaoseng thought for a while, then shook his head with a smile, without much explanation, just said the Buddha's name in a lonely way, turned and left.

"etc!"

"I still have something to say!!"

Seeing that the other party was about to leave, and seeing the back of the other party's indescribable feeling, it was Natasha's turn to be stunned. However, she quickly reacted and planned to call out for the other party.

It's like what she said, she came here today, but she really has something to ask the two gods in front of her who know how to eat, drink, and have fun, so she can't let the other party go away like this.

"Needless to say, I already know the purpose of the female benefactor. Since it is Aunt Annie's business, it is my business. Tomorrow, I will deal with it with Uncle Monkey."

"Amitabha!"

After finishing speaking, a young monk who was handsome and somewhat charming quickly disappeared at the stairway in the living room, obviously already going upstairs.

"..."

"Did I say something wrong just now?!"

Frowning, although a little unhappy that the other party used that mysterious mind-reading technique or other spells on her, but after a moment of hesitation, Natasha turned her head and looked at someone who was actually watching Journey to the West. Remembering the series, Sun Dasheng, who still made judgments from time to time, asked.

"..."

After a pause, a certain monkey who didn't really want to talk, after thinking about it, finally pressed the pause button on the remote control.

"Natasha, the benefactor..."

"Why don't you think about it, if not, do you think that so many female fairies and women will fall in love with him with all their heart, and he can hook up so many 'fairies' so easily!?"

Sun Wukong looked at the black widow Natasha with a sneer, and quickly listened carefully to the movement upstairs at the same time, and then continued with a suppressed voice:

"My old grandson told you, what you don't understand is actually you, a mortal with a fierce spirit! He originally wanted to save you, but you missed it..."

"Forget it, forget it, it's useless to tell you, my grandson should watch my grandson's TV series!"

A certain grandson stood up, but soon he sat back, and raised the remote control to press the play button.

"!!"

"He actually has a story? Can you tell me about it?"

For gossip, especially the gossip of gods, and she was a person who made a wrong judgment, Natasha was still a little bit interested after all.

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Monkey King's finger that was going to press the play button still failed to press it, because that Natasha had already sat beside him, and stared at him with the kind of eyes that made him feel bored, making him feel tired all over his body. Not comfortable.

"Okay! My old grandson told you, but you must not pass it on!!"

After ordering the other party, a certain monkey began to sigh and recalled.

"Before, many years ago, of course, what my old grandson was talking about was not this world, but another world, before we went to learn scriptures!"

"At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart named Bilian..."

"They grew up together, he is one year older than Bilian, plus he is sensible since he was a child, and he always protects and takes care of that girl..."

"Slowly, the two have grown up, and they really admire each other!"

"It's just that, after all, the two are destined for each other... Some things are destined by the sky and cannot be changed! He is destined to learn scriptures and become a Buddha, and she is also destined to be a mortal in this life and can only marry someone else! There is no hope of cultivating immortality, unable to get rid of the mortal world, no one can help him, even the Lord Buddha does not save her, what will you do?"

Having said that, a certain monkey sighed and shook his head.

Back then, if that little girl hadn't left us so early, maybe that little guy could help the little monk, right? However, there are so many ifs in everything in the world?

So in the end, the little monk had to go with the three brothers to get the Western Scriptures, and in the end, Bi Lian had to marry the son of Xu Xian, the guy called snake, according to the "parents' order and matchmaker's words" destined by heaven! Every time he thinks of this, Sun Dasheng himself is very upset!

"..."

"Is it fake? Go find her if you like it!"

She frowned. Obviously, Natasha couldn't understand such bloody things because of her different culture.

"Hey! Looking for it? How do you know you didn't look for it?"

"It's good to learn the scriptures, more than ten years have passed, Bilian has already become a married woman, and the children can be soy sauce! Waiting for us master and apprentice to go to the west to meet the Tathagata and come back, it will be more than ten years. The grass on her grave is almost three feet high!"

Speaking of this, Sun Dasheng couldn't help but sighed a little bit.

"Reincarnation is too short. After turning into a handful of loess, even if we meet again, we will be strangers..."

"Immortals are different, she is no longer his, and he is no longer what he used to be. After all, the two hearts can't come together again. There is no more her under Bodhi, and the constant can only be cares, feelings. You can't force it, and if you can't turn back, how can you find it?"

"Oh! I can't find it even if I want to look for it..."

"I can't find it..."

As he spoke, a certain monkey shook his head and sighed again and again.

He suddenly felt a little bit now, and finally understood what a certain little girl said back then... Thinking about it now, it is true. As the saying goes, being weak is the original sin. If you are not strong enough, then everything in the world will be decided by others after all. After all, I can only be reduced to a pawn's fate.

Because, he suddenly thought of the carefree and happy Great Immortal Pansi...

Originally, he and she were also destined to have a marriage with no fate, it was destined and 'arranged' by God, but in the end, it was abruptly changed by a little girl... That is the benefit of power If you are strong, you can do whatever you want, even the thieves and the gods and Buddhas in the sky dare not disobey that little girl! However, after understanding the cause and effect, he doesn't know whether to thank the other party for saving him by mistake, or to hate the other party for ruining his "good deed"?

Maybe it's a little more thanks?

Anyway, at least he still has his Jingjing, at least he doesn't have to feel the pain and regret woven for him in advance by others, that's enough.

"..."

Natasha blinked, she thought, why did she become more and more confused the more she listened?

"Hey! My grandson advises you not to think about it, you mortals won't understand."

"Hurry up, leave your things and leave quickly. Since that little girl told me, my old grandson, master and apprentice, will not dare to neglect you. You'd better not disturb my old grandson watching TV!"

What should be said is said, and what should not be said is also said. A certain monkey began to chase people away impatiently while pressing the remote control button.

"..."

Standing up silently, Natasha, who still didn't quite understand the weird thinking of these so-called gods, thought about it, and then looked at the direction of the stairs, and then silently handed over the two pieces she had been entrusted to bring. The rune stone was placed on the table, and then he turned and left with his sexy waist and buttocks under the tights.

for a long time......

"Little monk! Uncle Monkey, I can only help you here. Remember what you said, you are responsible for cooking this month!"

After confirming that the black supercar outside had driven away, a certain monkey suddenly yelled at a certain Tang Xiaoseng upstairs who had stopped chanting sutras.

"Amitabha......"

"Uncle Monkey, don't worry, little monk will save it!"

 …

at the same time……

On the old battlecruiser Hyperion, in the chaotic storm zone of the Nexus of time, space and planes, in this place that is now renamed the Academy of Storms, a certain wretched yordle is being tied up On a steel pillar, no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't get away.

And a certain little girl Anne, Commander Jim Reynolds, and a certain couple of dogs and men are all staring at the side at this time, planning to persuade her to surrender.

"Let me introduce myself first!"

"My name is Jim Raynor, and I'm the commander of the Hyperion, and the one who caught you here is Anne Hastur, the chief of all of us, you can teach her about the queen or the head of state It’s all right, she has many titles, so I won’t go into details! As for the two here, they are Paladin Reynolds Mograine and Holy Light Priest Sally Whitemane, you have seen them before.”

"We are now engaged in a great cause, fighting to maintain world peace!"

"Your name is Teemo, you are a yordle scout captain, from Bandle City, am I right? You are very strong, how are you? Are you interested in joining our team and contributing to world peace? ?”

Click! !

When Jim Raynor stretched out his hand with a smile, intending to untie the energy rope for the other party to express his sincerity, the other party suddenly stretched out his head and bit him hard?

Fortunately, he reacted quickly and narrowly retracted his hand so that he was not bitten by the opponent.

"..."

"It seems that it doesn't intend to join us. Are you going to send it back to the world of Runeterra?"

After exchanging glances with his younger sister, Sally Whitemane, Reynolds Mograine smiled and looked at their cute little master.

Obviously, he can see that not everyone will give them the face of the cute master, especially the Yodel in front of him who was caught several times by the Bear Shield Bureau, and was finally caught by their partnership. Little Teemo?

"..."

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"Speak! Yordles, do you want to die?!"

?(ψ*｀ー′)o?

Little Annie, who didn't have time to persuade the other party slowly, and didn't intend to let the other party go, suddenly walked up to the other party, and stretched out her hand, grabbed a ball of fire and placed it in front of the other party.

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