Why Don't You Rob a Bank?
"No!" Xia Tian refused.
"Are you afraid of losing?" Shu Jing began to provoke her.
"I don't bet with my wife," Xia Tian replied.
"You are just afraid of losing!" Shu Jing continued to provoke.
"You are my wife, you are mine, and your things are mine too. Even if I win your things, it is equivalent to winning my own things. In the end, I still won nothing. It's not worth it." Xia Tian had a good reason, "So I don't bet with my wife."
"If you don't dare to gamble, then don't gamble. Why are you finding so many excuses?" Shu Jing snorted.
"I'll make a bet with you unless you can turn yourself into two people." Xia Tian said with a smile.
"How is this possible?" Shu Jing said angrily.
"Yes, since you can't become two people, then even if I win, my wife can't become two from one, so why should I bet with you?" Xia Tian said righteously.
Shu Jing was at a loss. She suddenly remembered that Xia Tian had refused to make the bet with Chen Zhigang for a similar reason, and then she got herself involved. At this moment, she understood that the possibility of redeeming herself by making such a bet was basically impossible, unless she could find another beauty willing to sacrifice for her, and the prerequisite was that Xia Tian had to fall in love with that beauty.
"Uh, Xia Tian, let's go in and continue watching the auto show. You two can chat here slowly." Qiao Donghai said at this time. Since the most beautiful car model was Xia Tian's wife, he had to settle for the second best and go in to find another one. He didn't dare to have any ideas about Xia Tian's wife.
"Go!" Xia Tian waved his hand casually. In his eyes, Qiao Donghai and Su Xiaocan had become light bulbs.
Qiao Donghai shook his head secretly. As the saying goes, once the newlyweds are brought into the room, the matchmaker is thrown out the wall. If they hadn't called Xia Tian to see the auto show, how could Xia Tian have gotten such a perfect wife!
"Wife, where are we going now?" Xia Tian looked at Shu Jing and asked with a smile.
"Can you please stop calling me like that?" Shu Jing couldn't stand this name. She was still a virgin, so why was she being called a young woman?
"But you are my wife, how else can I call you that?" Xia Tian was a little surprised.
Shu Jing glared at Xia Tian: "Don't you have many wives? Who knows who you are calling!"
"But now you are my only wife!" Xia Tian replied.
Shu Jing was at a loss: "Anyway, just don't call me wife. You can call me by my name, or call me Xiao Jing, or Jing Jing, it's all fine!"
"Okay then, I'll call you Jingjing, my wife." Xia Tian said after thinking for a while.
Shu Jing collapsed. Why did this guy insist on adding the word "wife"?
"Jingjing, my dear, should we go to your house or my house? Or should we get a room?" Xia Tian asked again.
Shu Jing glared at Xia Tian fiercely, then gritted her teeth and said angrily: "Go to the bank!"
"Why are you going to the bank?" Xia Tian was a little confused. "Does your family own a bank?"
Your family owns the bank!
Shu Jing was complaining in her heart, her family was going to open a bank, so why did she need to work part-time as a car model to earn money?
"I'm going to the bank to deposit money!" Shu Jing said angrily. She found that she couldn't get rid of Xia Tian at all. She couldn't really call the police and report that Xia Tian had molested her. It was because she had lost the bet to Xia Tian in the first place.
Thinking that she, a virgin, had suddenly become someone else's wife, and hadn't done anything yet, she had already been treated as a young wife, Shu Jing felt it was not worth it. So, she decided to accept the 500,000 yuan from this guy and cash the check at the bank first.
Of course, Shu Jing actually thought Xia Tian might be a liar, otherwise how could he just give her 500,000 yuan? First go to the bank to see if the check can be cashed, then you will know if this guy is a liar.
However, when Shu Jing arrived at the bank, she soon discovered that this guy was not a liar, because the check could indeed be cashed. She even went to the ATM to check the balance of her bank card and found that there was indeed an extra 500,000 yuan in it. Looking at the number in the bank card, Shu Jing was stunned for a long time. She had become a wealthy woman without realizing it.
For Shu Jing, who is still a student, with such a sum of money, she can definitely be called a wealthy woman.
"Jingjing, my dear wife, can we go now?" Xia Tian started urging again.
Shu Jing finally withdrew her bank card, and then she felt a little uneasy. Would this guy really want to go to a hotel with her? She wouldn't be so stupid as to really go to a hotel with him. She was just a young woman now. If she really went to a hotel, she would become a real young woman.
If we don't go to a hotel, where should we go? To his house? Although we don't know where his house is, but going to his house is like a sheep walking into a wolf's mouth, right?
But if I take him back to my home, it would be even more troublesome. How can I explain to my parents that I suddenly brought a man back home?
Shu Jing was struggling when suddenly a panicked voice came over: "Robbery, robbery, someone come quickly..."
This voice woke Shu Jing up from her confusion. She ran out of the bank in a hurry and saw an old lady in her sixties beating her chest and stamping her feet: "My money, my money..."
A few dozen meters away, a man in sportswear was running, holding a small black bag in his hand, which should be the money he stole from the old lady.
"You bastard, you even robbed the old lady of her money, you have no humanity!" Shu Jing cursed and shouted at the man, "Hey, stop!"
Shu Jing took off her high heels while shouting, and she wanted to run barefoot to chase the robber. After all, she was a sporty beauty with long legs, and she could run quite fast, so it was not impossible for her to catch up with the robber.
However, she stopped after taking off one shoe, and then looked ahead in a daze, only to see a figure approaching the robber at a very fast speed, and in the blink of an eye, the figure was behind the robber.
"Who is this? Running so fast." Shu Jing said to herself.
As soon as she finished speaking, Shu Jing saw a black shadow flying towards her. She was startled and quickly took a few steps back. Then she heard a muffled sound and a scream. A person fell heavily not far from her. When she looked again, she was stunned. Wasn't this person the robber?
A figure flashed, and another person appeared in front of the robber, kicking him wildly, cursing as he kicked: "I despise robbers like you the most. You even robbed old ladies. Can't you aim higher? Can't you be a more promising robber? There's a bank here, why don't you rob it?"
The robber was kicked and screamed, but the onlookers were still a little confused. How did this man catch the robber?
Shu Jing was stunned, because she had discovered that the person who caught the robber and tortured him was none other than Xia Tian!
"Brother, uncle, please stop kicking me. I won't dare to do it again..." The robber screamed and begged for mercy.
"Did I tell you to stop robbing? I only told you not to rob old ladies. If you want to rob, rob a bank or something. If you go rob a bank now, I promise not to hit you!" Xia Tian kicked the robber a few more times in dissatisfaction.
The robber didn't respond this time. It wasn't because he didn't want to talk, but because he had fainted.
"Hey, what did you say? You actually let him rob a bank?" Shu Jing couldn't help it. She put on her shoes, came over and pulled Xia Tian away, "If you kick him again, you'll kick him to death!"
"Just die, it's better for such a robber with no future to die." Xia Tian looked at the robber on the ground with contempt. Robbery is not wrong, but robbing an old lady is wrong!
Having said that, Xia Tian didn't kick anymore. The guy was unconscious, and he naturally didn't want to bully someone who was already unconscious.
Shu Jing had already squatted down, took the black bag, and came to the old lady: "Grandma, take a look, is this your money?"
"Yes, yes, my girl, thank you. You really saved my life. This is life-saving money..." The old lady took the money, opened it and took a look. Then she thanked Shu Jing repeatedly and praised her, "What a good girl, you are beautiful and kind-hearted..."
"Grandma, you must have something urgent to do to withdraw the money. Don't waste time here and go about your business." Shu Jing felt a little embarrassed. The money was not snatched back by her, but now the old lady was taking all the credit on her.
"Yes, yes, I have to go to the hospital immediately." The old lady remembered, "My husband is still waiting for this money for surgery!"
"I'll call a taxi for you." Shu Jing stopped a taxi, wrote down the license plate number, and then let the old lady get in the car with confidence.
As for the robber, he was finally caught by the bank security. Although the security was very busy when someone was robbed, he certainly would not feel busy now that he was catching the robber.
The crowd of onlookers were now pointing fingers at Shu Jing, making her feel a little uncomfortable. She quickly said to Xia Tian, "Let's go!"
"Do you want to get a room?" Xia Tian asked again.
"Let me start with you!" Shu Jing's pretty face turned red, "Can I go shopping?"
"Shopping? Okay, when you get tired of shopping, we can get a room." Xia Tian didn't mind going shopping, but he was still thinking about getting a room.
Shu Jing really wanted to slap Xia Tian to death. Could this guy not just remember such dirty things?
"Anyway, let's go first!" Shu Jing grabbed Xia Tian's arm and dragged him away. This damn guy spoke very loudly and talked about getting a room in front of so many people, so much so that many people around looked at Shu Jing with strange eyes.
Shu Jing pulled Xia Tian and walked quickly forward. After walking several hundred meters in one breath, they finally got away from the bank. She breathed a sigh of relief.
"Awoo..." Shu Jing just rushed forward without paying any attention to the situation around her until she heard a low growl. Then she reacted and turned around to see a big black dog rushing towards her.