The So-Called Literary Fight

"What a bunch of boring guys!" Qiao Feng'er couldn't help but say.

"They are simply insane!" Qiao Huang'er was also very dissatisfied. These so-called college students did not study all day long and just did such boring things. This not only wasted their parents' money, but also wasted the country's food!

"Hubby, ignore them." Qiao Xiaoqiao still behaved quite calmly. Although she felt that these people's behavior was a bit absurd, she was not too surprised because Qiao Feng'er had told her about some posts in the Jiangda forum before. Obviously, this was the so-called battle to defend the school belle.

Of course, Qiao Xiaoqiao also thinks this kind of thing is boring, but she also knows very well that college students are the most boring group these days. This group of people has plenty of free time and has not yet felt the pressure of life, so they always have to find something to kill their free time, such as doing boring things like this.

"Okay, I don't want to bother with these idiots." Xia Tian pulled Qiao Xiaoqiao away, ready to ignore these idiots.

It was a pity that Xia Tian and Qiao Xiaoqiao didn't want to pay attention to these people, but these people would not give up just like that. Xia Tian had just taken a step when a voice shouted, "Xia Tian, ​​I want to duel with you!"

Along with this voice, a boy wearing glasses ran in front of Xia Tian and Qiao Xiaoqiao. In fact, in the past, it would be almost impossible for this boy to get close to Qiao Xiaoqiao, because Qiao Feng'er and Qiao Huang'er would most likely kick him away. But now because Xia Tian was next to them, Qiao Feng'er and Qiao Huang'er did not take action, and instead let this guy run in front of Qiao Xiaoqiao.

"Xia Tian, ​​I'm Du Wenshu from the Chinese Department. Everyone calls me Brother Glasses. I want to duel with you... uh..." The guy who called himself Brother Glasses groaned in pain before he could finish his words. It was Xia Tian who kicked him to the ground.

Xia Tian curled his lips, a little disdainful: "Brother Eyes, I think you should change your name to Spectacled Bear. You are so vulnerable, you are just a bear wearing glasses!"

Qiao Feng'er looked down on Xia Tian in her heart. What kind of vision did this guy have? With that kind of body, could he be a bear? He looked more like a raccoon!

However, Qiao Feng'er soon realized that her analogy was wrong. The little raccoon was so cute, but this guy with glasses was not cute at all!

The man with glasses had already climbed up from the ground and looked at Xia Tian angrily: "Why did you hit someone?"

A group of people over there also accused: "That's right, why did you do that?"

"It's too violent, it's outrageous!"

"How could Qiao Xiaoqiao find a boyfriend like this? He hits people at every turn..."

"We must save Qiao Xiaoqiao, otherwise, she might be abused in the future..."

The scene was a bit chaotic, and more and more people gathered around. It was almost time for class, and students kept coming over here, and they all chose to watch the fun.

"Hey, everyone, shut up." Xia Tian glanced at everyone unhappily, then stared at the man with glasses, "You were the idiot who said you wanted to duel with me. If I don't fight you, how can it be called a duel?"

Before the man with glasses could say anything, Xia Tian said, "Hey, idiot, the duel is over now. You idiot lost. Get out of here right now, or I'll really beat you up!"

Everyone finally understood what this guy meant. He just wanted to duel with the brother with glasses, not beat him up. But he clearly beat up the brother with glasses!

"I'm not talking about a duel!" The glasses brother said indignantly, "Xia Tian, ​​I'm a gentleman. The duel between me and you is not a fight of arms, but a fight of words!"

"A literary duel?" Xia Tian couldn't help but yawn. "I'm not in the mood for a literary duel with you. Get lost now!"

"Hmph, I see you are not in a bad mood, but you just don't dare, right?" The man with glasses pushed his glasses and straightened his chest, looking very proud as if he had found Xia Tian's weakness. "I have already investigated, you have never been to school, not to mention college, you haven't even been to high school. As the saying goes, being uneducated is terrible, so you only know how to use violence, what do you think? Am I right?"

Xia Tian was a little upset. Yesterday, Wang Xiaolong, the little idiot, also said that he was uneducated. Now, the big idiot, Brother Glasses, was also looking down on him for being uneducated. Didn't this guy just go to college? There are many people who go to college these days. People like him who don't go to college and don't study are unique!

"Hey, do you think you are very cultured?" Xia Tian glared at the brother with glasses.

"It's just so-so. I'm the most talented student in the Chinese Department of Jiangnan University. I'm the double prince of love poems and calligraphy. I should be a little better than you who have never been to school." While showing off, the brother with glasses did not forget to criticize Xia Tian.

Hearing this, even Qiao Feng'er couldn't stand it. How dare this guy call himself a prince? He is uglier than the frog prince.

"Then I'll write a word. If you don't know it, just go and commit suicide!" Xia Tian said unhappily.

"No problem!" Brother Glasses agreed immediately, "Let's consider this our first literary duel. You write a word for me to recognize first, and then I'll write one for you to recognize. Whoever can't recognize the other's word loses. Whoever loses can no longer pursue Qiao Xiaoqiao!"

Xia Tian was too lazy to pay attention to the man with glasses. He just turned around and asked Qiao Xiaoqiao: "Wife, do you have any paper and pen?"

"Yes." Qiao Xiaoqiao came to school, so naturally she had things like paper and pen. She quickly took out a notebook from her bag, and then took out a pen and handed it to Xia Tian.

Xia Tian quickly wrote a word on the notebook with a pen, and then handed it to the brother with glasses: "Idiot, do you know this word?"

When Brother with Glasses took it and looked at it, his expression immediately looked a little unhappy. Seven or eight of the guys who were with Brother with Glasses also came over quickly, and their expressions all looked a little strange. What, what are these words?

"Hey, idiot, do you know him?" Xia Tian began to urge, "If you don't know him, just admit it quickly, I'm busy!"

"That's right, just admit it if you don't know him. We don't have so much time to fool around with you!" Qiao Feng'er said dissatisfiedly. Although Qiao Feng'er was very dissatisfied with Xia Tian and even wanted to strangle Xia Tian to death, she still stood on Xia Tian's side at this time, because she found that compared to Xia Tian, ​​she disliked these guys even more.

Although Xia Tian, ​​the gangster, is hateful, he is not annoying. These guys are just like flies, so annoying that they make her upset. Of course, this is also related to the fact that she has faced too many similar flies in recent years.

"This, this, although I have seen countless rare characters, but, but I really have no impression of this character..." Brother with glasses said hesitantly.

"If you don't know me, then you don't know me. Why are you talking so much nonsense?" Xia Tian looked disdainful. "And you dare to say that you are cultured!"

"Then what do you think this word is?" The man with glasses was a little unconvinced.

"Oh, I don't know either." Xia Tian said casually, "I just wrote it randomly."

Hearing this, Brother Glasses almost vomited blood. He racked his brains for a long time, but it turned out to be a word made up by this guy out of thin air?

Qiao Feng'er was a little bit amused and helpless. This gangster was so powerful that he could do such a thing.

Qiao Xiaoqiao smiled knowingly. She didn't find Xia Tian's style strange. His behavior was always unexpected.

"You are cheating!" said the brother with glasses angrily.

"That's right, it's so shameless!"

"It's really shameless!"

"I really can't afford to hurt such a shameless person!"

"Brother Glasses, you can fight back. Stay undefeated in this match first!"

"Yes, you just make up a word."

Everyone was talking about it, and then someone reminded Brother Glasses. Brother Glasses immediately took action and wrote a weird word on a piece of paper, then handed it to Xia Tian: "Can you recognize what this word is?"

"Oh, this word is pronounced 'sha', which means you are an idiot." Xia Tian took a look and said lazily.

The man with glasses was very annoyed: "You are just talking nonsense!"

"Hey, idiot, you said I was wrong, then what do you say this word is?" Xia Tian said unhappily.

The man with glasses was stunned for a moment, he didn't even recognize this word!

"You don't know, right?" Xia Tian said unhappily. "Since you don't know, you can't say that I was wrong. So, whether it's a fight of arms or words, you idiot have lost. Get out of here!"

Brother with glasses wanted to vomit blood again. This defeat was too frustrating!

"I want to compete with you again. This time, let's compete in calligraphy!" Brother with glasses said unwillingly. This guy calls himself the Prince of Calligraphy, so naturally he wants to take advantage of his expertise.

"You want to compete with me in calligraphy?" Xia Tian looked disdainful, then stretched out his hand, "Bring me the brush!"

Brother Glasses was stunned for a moment. He really didn't expect Xia Tian to agree so readily. However, he quickly reacted and immediately took out the brush and ink. Since he had already planned to compete in calligraphy, he naturally prepared these things long ago.

Xia Tian picked up the brush but did not dip it in ink. He squatted down and wrote quickly on the ground. The onlookers were a little puzzled when they saw his actions. What was this guy doing?

But after a few dozen seconds, everyone was stunned. Was this done by a human?

There was an extra line of words on the ground, and the strokes of each word were deeply sunk into the ground half an inch deep. This was something that only the peerless internal martial arts masters in TV and novels could do. How did this guy do it?

But the content of this line of words made Qiao Feng'er speechless, because it actually said: Qiao Xiaoqiao is Xia Tian's wife.

Xia Tian threw the brush aside and said to the man with glasses, "When you can write words like this, come and compete with me in calligraphy!"

Brother with glasses didn't say anything, but his eyes fell on the brush. He couldn't help but shudder in his heart, because he saw that half of the brush was stuck in the ground. He couldn't help but think, what would be the consequences if the brush was stuck in his body?