Art You Big Head Ghost
"It's actually a fire extinguisher?" Zhao Qingqing glanced at the ground, then looked up at the tall building nearby: "Where did it fall from? This is too dangerous."
Xu Xiaojun was also a little scared, and patted his chest and said, "Maybe it was an accident."
"No, it might not be an accident." Zhao Qingqing frowned, "Fire extinguishers are usually fixed indoors or in fire hydrants. Unless someone took them out, they would never fall from a tall building."
"Sister Qingqing, are you saying that someone deliberately took out the fire extinguisher and threw it down from the building?" Xu Xiaojun said with some doubt: "There shouldn't be such a boring person, it must be an accident."
Zhao Qingqing was not sure either, her eyes wandered around the nearby tall buildings: "Is it really an accident?"
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"Hey, are you all okay?" At this time, a young man who looked like a security guard came running over from a distance and shouted to Zhao Qingqing and the others nervously, "I'm the community security guard. I heard the noise over here and ran over to take a look. Sure enough, something fell again."
"Are there often falling objects nearby?" Zhao Qingqing couldn't help but ask after hearing the security guard's words.
The young security guard nodded with some embarrassment: "This has indeed happened quite often recently, and I don't know who threw it."
"Then didn't you call the police?" Zhao Qingqing was a little surprised. Since this kind of thing happened frequently, they should call the police and conduct a thorough investigation to prevent anyone from getting hurt.
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"Because no one was injured, and the residents of the community were afraid of trouble, they didn't take it seriously." The young security guard said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry to have frightened you."
Xu Xiaojun said unhappily, "You are too irresponsible. If my brother-in-law hadn't acted quickly and pulled us apart, someone might have died. Shouldn't this be taken seriously?"
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"We checked, but we couldn't find out who did it, so we let it go." The young security guard was obviously the type who was afraid of trouble, and he tried to distance himself from the matter in his words: "This community is quite large, and we can't keep an eye on everything."
"We have to find out who threw this thing today, otherwise someone will be fooled sooner or later, and then it will be too late for you to cry." Xu Xiaojun frowned, "Otherwise, you should just call the police."
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The young security guard nodded, but still made a request: "Okay, then call the police, but you have to go to the security room and wait first, so that it will be convenient for the police to question you. And if they find out who did it, they can also ask him to apologize to you."
"Okay, I'll go with you." Xu Xiaojun cooperated very well and followed the young security guard.
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Zhao Qingqing was also very enthusiastic. This might seem like a trivial matter, but it was actually closely related to the personal safety of nearby residents. She had always been willing to help others, so obviously she would not refuse at this time.
Only Xia Tian stood still, looking a little unhappy.
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"Sir, why don't you come over?" The young security guard looked back at Xia Tian and said, "Don't you want to find the perpetrator who threw the object?"
Xia Tian glared at the young security guard and said, "You idiot, do you think I'm as stupid as you?"
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"Sir, I don't quite understand what you mean by that?" The young security guard looked confused, not knowing why Xia Tian suddenly started to scold him: "Have I ever offended you?"
"Of course." Xia Tian nodded and pointed at the exploded fire extinguisher on the ground: "This thing was thrown away by you, an idiot."
The young security guard suddenly felt ridiculous and said speechlessly: "Sir, I know you were frightened just now and are in a bad mood now. But you can't vent your dissatisfaction on me. I'm just a security guard, not an omniscient superman. I can't avoid this kind of thing."
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"Brother-in-law Xia Tian, did you misunderstand something? The security guard came running over after hearing the noise, so how could he have thrown the fire extinguisher?" Xu Xiaojun also felt that Xia Tian was being unreasonable. Although the security guard had a certain responsibility in this matter, it was indeed a bit too much to directly say that someone else did it.
"He's not a security guard at all. He's a killer who came here specifically to kill you." Xia Tian said lazily, "But the quality of killers nowadays is so low. Not only are their killing methods extremely low, but their acting skills are also terrible."
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Xu Xiaojun was startled, with a look of suspicion on her face, but she quietly moved a few steps towards Zhao Qingqing.
The young security guard smiled awkwardly and said, "Sir, you really love to joke."
"I never joke, let alone with idiots." Xia Tian said with an unhappy look on his face.
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When Zhao Qingqing heard Xia Tian's words, she immediately became alert and stared coldly at the young security guard.
"How did you know that?" The young security guard was too lazy to pretend anymore, and a look of inquiry appeared on his face. "I shouldn't have any flaws. The fire extinguisher fell from a high altitude. I came to you after the sound was heard. How did you know it was me who threw it?"
Xia Tian curled his lips and said, "If you want to kill her, just kill her directly. You have to do so many useless things, and do it in front of me and my apprentice. You deserve a beating."
"You're not right." The young security guard shook his head and said disapprovingly, "Being a killer should be a technical job, slowly observing, carefully setting up, and finally killing people without being seen, instead of being like a reckless man, just going up and doing it, that's too unartistic."
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Zhao Qingqing also said disapprovingly: "Your so-called sense of art is throwing a fire extinguisher down from a high place?"
"You don't understand this." The young security guard smiled and pointed at Xu Xiaojun, saying, "It's too easy to kill a little girl like her. There's no sense of accomplishment. After observation, I found that this girl often distributes flyers nearby. It just so happens that people often throw garbage down from high-rise buildings in this community, so I designed this thing. If it weren't for you two, she would have been killed by now, and the police would have closed the case as an accident, and I would have gotten the money without any effort. Isn't this artistic enough?"
"You talk too much nonsense." Xia Tian said with disdain, "If it's useless, why are you making so many excuses?"
"Forget it. I can't explain it to you." The young security guard sighed. "In fact, it would be better if you pretended to be confused. Then I could let you go. It's so embarrassing now. I have no choice but to kill you."
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Zhao Qingqing couldn't help laughing: "I really want to ask you how long you have been a killer, do you know who he is?"
"Who is he and what does he have to do with me?" The young security guard laughed. "You have become an obstacle to my mission and must be removed no matter what. However, for the sake of artistic achievement, I can let you run for ten minutes first."
"Art, you big-headed ghost, get out of here." Zhao Qingqing became a little impatient and kicked him directly. She thought she had something to do, but ended up meeting such a funny killer.
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The young security guard lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the leg that Zhao Qingqing had kicked. He sighed and shook his head: "It's such a simple and crude kick with no aesthetic appeal. It's impossible to kick to this level...ah!"
Before he could finish his words, the man flew out and disappeared in an instant.
"Sister Qingqing, you are too... vigorous." Xu Xiaojun was stunned. How much power must have been put into this kick to even send the person flying so far away.
Zhao Qingqing was now quite curious about her best friend's cousin and asked, "What kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into? You actually have bodyguards secretly protecting you, and assassins trying to kill you?"
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"I don't know about that." Xu Xiaojun's eyes were full of confusion. "I didn't do anything. I usually go to class and go to the dormitory. I also took advantage of the holidays these few days to do volunteer activities."
"Then I hope the killer has found the wrong person." Zhao Qingqing saw that her expression did not seem fake, and felt that there was a layer of distance between them after all, so it was not good to question her too much, so she could only let her go.
“Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!”
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At this moment, dozens of cold lights suddenly shot out from a distance. After landing, pink smoke exploded, covering Xia Tian and the other three.
"Damn, your foot is really heavy, it almost made me meet the King of Hell!" The young security guard came back in a mess, glaring at Zhao Qingqing fiercely, "I wanted to leave you with a whole body, but now it seems that you don't deserve it, so I'll just let you disappear from the world."
"This smoke seems... poisonous?" Xu Xiaojun just smelled a strange fragrance and then fainted on the ground. His clothes and hair were slowly corroded by the smoke.
Zhao Qingqing turned to Xia Tian and said, "Master, can you save Xiaojun?
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"She caused all the trouble, why should we save her?" Xia Tian yawned lazily, obviously not having a good impression of Xu Xiaojun.
Zhao Qingqing held Xia Tian's arm and said coquettishly, "Master, please save her. After all, she is my best friend's sister. I can't just watch her die."
"Okay then." Xia Tian always agreed to his woman's requests. He didn't consider the consequences at all. With him around, even if something bad really happened, it could be easily resolved.
"You guys better wake up. I'm known as the 'Poison Master' in the assassin world, and I'm the best at using poison. The poison fog I create is not ordinary mold fog. If you attract even a little bit of it, your whole body will slowly decay, and eventually turn into a pool of pink water stains." The young security guard smiled and said proudly, "No one in the world can detoxify this kind of poison fog except me."
"Your poison mist is nothing but a piece of cake. I have no interest in solving it." Xia Tian gave Xu Xiaojun an injection nonchalantly. "It's all fancy stuff, but it's useless. You've brought shame to both the assassin and the poison doctor professions, so just go to hell."
"How shameless!" The young security guard's tone was filled with shame and anger of being looked down upon. He casually scattered poison powder all over the sky, "Then I'll let you taste the power of my poison mist... eh?"
Before he could finish his words, Xia Tian's needle pierced his forehead.
"Since you like the poison fog so much, then just enjoy it slowly, you idiot." Xia Tian took back the silver needle and kicked the killer into the poison fog he had spread. He was too lazy to waste time with this guy anymore.
"Who are you..." The killer suddenly found that he couldn't move, and the antidote he had prepared in advance suddenly lost its effect. At this time, the mold mist he had thrown before had already enveloped him, and the chill slowly seeped into his skin. He felt panic and felt that death was approaching him little by little, but he had no way to do anything. He regretted that he shouldn't have accepted such an order, and shouldn't have taken action tonight, or he should have taken action quickly and decisively instead of pursuing the so-called artistic sense. Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in the world.
Xia Tian was not interested in the last words of an idiot killer, so he took Zhao Qingqing away, and Zhao Qingqing took Xu Xiaojun back to the Zhao family.