I'll Give You a Serious Illness.
"Who is this idiot?" Xia Tian took a look at the man with the hooked nose and found that he really didn't know him. In fact, he had never seen him before.
"How should I know?" Ah Jiu replied unhappily, "You should ask yourself this question. Maybe it's someone you have offended before."
Xia Tian thought so too. There were too many idiots who were jealous of him. He was too lazy to bother with them. As for why this person committed suicide when he heard his name, he was not interested in finding out. He was just an idiot. He died.
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"His name is Ximen. He is my boyfriend. No, he should be my ex-boyfriend." Yu Miaomiao took a few deep breaths and finally calmed down with the comfort of Ajiu.
"Boyfriend?" Ah Jiu asked in surprise, "I remember you always claimed that you were a non-marriageist. When did you get a boyfriend?"
"I don't want to get married, but I don't want to be single. I still need to have a boyfriend, otherwise how can I solve my physiological problems?" Yu Miaomiao looked at Jiu meaningfully, "Didn't you say before that you wanted to be Dr. Yi's personal maid for the rest of your life? Now you have secretly found a husband."
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Ajiu didn’t know how to explain her relationship with Xia Tian, and was too lazy to make any explanation.
"My relationship with Jiu Yatou was not secretive, but open and aboveboard." Xia Tian casually commented, "You and this idiot are secretive, and you have such bad taste that you would fall for such an ugly idiot. But he is good enough for you."
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All girls, no matter whether they are beautiful or ugly, don't like others to comment on their appearance in front of them, and Yu Miaomiao is no exception.
"Hey, what do you mean by almost the same as me?" Yu Miaomiao felt unhappy when she heard Xia Tian's words. "Although I'm not as beautiful as Jiu'er, at least I'm also a beautiful woman who is loved by everyone. Besides, I'm also a rich second-generation. It's normal for me to have one or two handsome guys as boyfriends."
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"You call this a handsome guy?" Xia Tian pointed at the hook-nosed man with blood coming out of all seven orifices, "If there's something wrong with your eyes, then there's something wrong with your brain."
"Forget it, let's skip this meaningless topic." Jiu has been with Yi Xiaoyin for a long time, and his personality has been influenced by her. He doesn't like to waste energy on meaningless things, so he directly brought the topic back to the original track, "You should first tell me who this person is, and why he came to kill us and you in the middle of the night?"
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"Killing me should have been his plan from the beginning, but I have been prepared. Killing you should have been an accident. I am afraid he was implicated." Yu Miaomiao had some ladylike demeanor. Although her ex-boyfriend's body was lying across the room, she had calmed down and her tone was much calmer.
Ah Jiu's mind raced, and he said calmly, "You still haven't told him who he is. Are you afraid of something?"
"It doesn't matter if I tell you. He is the assassin my brother hired to kill me. This is a common plot among wealthy families." Yu Miaomiao smiled bitterly and said helplessly, "The head of the family is critically ill, and then the children fight for the family property and each of them uses their own killer moves, which is very ugly."
"Your brother?" Jiu was stunned for a moment, then he remembered the old-looking man with short beard whom he met when he first arrived at Yu's house.
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Yu Miaomiao stroked her hair and said calmly, "About half a year ago, my father suddenly felt unwell and gradually handed over some of the family businesses to me. Since then, my younger brother has tried every means to seize power from me. However, his methods are a bit childish, and he just finds some handsome guys to seduce me and then use them to create some handles. At that time, I always played along with him and played tricks on him. Until this man named Simon appeared..."
"Then what?" Ajiu heard the change in Yu Miaomiao's tone.
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Yu Miaomiao looked up at the hook-nosed man on the ground and continued, "Although he was employed by my brother, he told me directly when we first met that he thought my brother had no future and wanted to cooperate with me. He did warn me several times afterwards, which helped me avoid several life-and-death crises. Just when I trusted him, he found a handle on me and threatened me again and again, until today..."
Ajiu did not ask what the so-called handle was.
"Now that he's dead, I'm too lazy to pursue the matter." Yu Miaomiao sighed deeply, "Jiu'er, I just want to cure my father's illness now, nothing else matters. In the past six months, I have been by my father's side, taking good care of him, but I could only watch him getting weaker and weaker."
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Ajiu couldn't help but remind him: "But your father is not sick at all."
"I still can't accept this." Yu Miaomiao frowned and said in confusion: "My father's physical and mental state is getting worse and worse, and there is no way to stop it. If he is not sick, then is he possessed by evil spirits? If so, I will ask a few Taoist priests to perform a ritual tomorrow."
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"Of course not. There is no such thing as being possessed in this world. In ancient times, being possessed by evil spirits actually refers to a medical phenomenon. It's just that ordinary people have misinterpreted the original meaning." Ajiu is a doctor, so naturally he scoffs at superstition.
Yu Miaomiao held Ah Jiu's hands and asked anxiously, "Jiu'er, you are the only one among my friends who knows medical skills, and you have been with Doctor Yi for such a long time, so you will definitely find out why my father has become like this, right?"
"Do you know what's going on?" Jiu asked without understanding and turned to look at Xia Tian.
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"Of course I know." Xia Tian laughed, "Girl Jiu, this matter is actually very simple. As long as you are smart, you can figure out what's going on with a little thought."
"Don't think I can't hear you. You're just beating around the bush to call me stupid." Jiu couldn't help but roll his eyes at Xia Tian. "If you know, just say so. If you don't know, just say so. Don't pretend here."
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"This is really simple." Xia Tian tilted his head, nodded at Yu Miaomiao, and said lazily: "Her father is indeed not sick, but that doesn't mean she is not sick."
"Me?" Yu Miaomiao pointed at herself, looking puzzled: "Are you saying I'm sick?"
Ajiu couldn't help but be stunned for a few seconds, and subconsciously took Yu Miaomiao's right hand, then took her pulse on her wrist. Unfortunately, he didn't find any illness on her body, just that her body had too much yang energy, that is, too much secretion of male hormones.
"Yes, you are sick." Xia Tian went on to explain, "And you are dying. However, it is possible that the person who died is your father."
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Yu Miaomiao was completely confused by Xia Tian's words and could only say, "Xia Tian, there should be a limit to how much you can joke around. Even if I'm sick, what does this have to do with my dad?"
"Whether it matters or not, you should know it very well. Why are you asking me?" Xia Tian curled his lips and said impatiently.
Yu Miaomiao's face darkened and she said coldly, "I don't quite understand what you mean by that."
"Do you understand? What does it have to do with me?" Xia Tian said lazily, "Anyway, whatever you want to do, just do it yourself. Ninth girl is a little stupid, but she is also my woman. I advise you not to have any ideas about her, otherwise you will die miserably."
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"I have no idea what you are talking about!" Yu Miaomiao was so angry that her chest was heaving. She felt greatly insulted. "Xia Tian, even if you are Jiuer's husband, you can't humiliate me like this. Jiuer and I have been good friends for many years and we can talk about anything. How could I possibly harm her and use my dad's illness as bait? Who do you think I am!"
Then he said to Jiu, "Jiu'er, what kind of man are you dating? He actually thinks so badly of me. I think you should just break up with him. This kind of petty-minded man is not worthy of you at all."
"Miao Miao, I sincerely want to ask you a question, and I hope you can answer me truthfully." Ah Jiu looked into Yu Miao Miao's eyes and said slowly: "I don't want our friendship of so many years to go to waste."
"No way, you forget your best friend when you have a man." Yu Miaomiao looked at Ajiu in disbelief, "You actually believe him and not me?"
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"You just need to answer my questions." Jiu said lightly.
Yu Miaomiao looked back calmly: "Okay, just ask me, I have a clear conscience."
"What is the purpose of you calling me here?" Ajiu asked calmly, "Is it really to treat your father?"
"Yes." Yu Miaomiao said without hesitation, and swore a poisonous oath: "If I have other intentions, I will be plagued by all kinds of diseases and die a miserable death."
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Ajiu looked into Yu Miaomiao's eyes, feeling confused. She knew that Xia Tian never spoke without a purpose, but Yu Miaomiao's eyes were firm and her tone was decisive, and she didn't sound like she was lying at all.
"Jiu Yatou, don't believe her." Xia Tian curled her lips, "She herself doesn't know what she is talking about." Then she looked at Yu Miaomiao, "If you like being sick so much, then I will give you a serious illness.
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Yu Miaomiao was so angry that she pointed at Xia Tian and said, "Do I have a grudge against you? Why do you have to target me? I'm sorry about what happened tonight, but that was arranged by Ximen and my brother. It has nothing to do with me. If you're angry at me for this, I have nothing to say."
"What's her problem?" Jiu looked at Xia Tian and asked softly.
Xia Tian sighed, took out the silver needle, and said speechlessly: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to say anything, just let her illness reveal its true form and we'll know everything."
"Show your true form? You must have watched too much Journey to the West." Yu Miaomiao jumped off the bed, cursing loudly while walking towards the door: "I think you'd better apologize directly, otherwise I'll have the security guard beat you up in the head later."
Xia Tian's figure flashed and appeared in front of Yu Miaomiao like a ghost, blocking her way. Two silver needles were inserted into her head. After quickly piercing several major acupuncture points, the silver needles were suddenly put away.
"What are you doing... ugh!" Yu Miaomiao looked at Xia Tian in horror, opened her mouth to curse him, but ended up spitting out a pool of black mucus with countless tiny insects visible to the naked eye, wriggling constantly in it.
“What, what is this?”