Chapter 45: One Night of Absurdity
In the world of Xiaoao Jianghu, is there a second person whose surname is Dongfang?
Wang Xing saw through the identity of the beauty in front of him almost instantly, but the plot was wrong!
Why did Linghu Chong have a rivalry with Dongfang Bubai so quickly?
and many more.
There is no such plot in the novel, but in the latest version of the TV series, Linghu Chong met Dongfang Bubai in a brothel. At that time, it happened that Qingcheng Sixiu was greedy for Dongfang Bubai's beauty. Could it be that this is not the Swordsman based on the novel, but the cheating new TV series Swordsman?
Fuck it!
Wang Xing felt that he was going to be messed up: "System, you are fucking messing around!"
It's just a pity that the system didn't respond at all.
Wang Xing knew that complaining was useless, but he himself had already noticed it. The Swordsman world he is in now should be a weird world formed by combining the original novel and several versions of the Swordsman TV series, and then filling in the corresponding world background.
"What's wrong?" Linghu Chong touched Wang Xing, feeling a little strange.
"That... Miss Dongfang, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I lost my temper." Wang Xing hurriedly said, he didn't dare to show any strangeness now, otherwise he would have to fight Dongfang Bubai, and with his cultivation base, If you want to fight against Dongfang Invincible, you have to open up.
"It's okay, little girl respects the two young heroes, thank you two young heroes for taking action just now." Dongfang Bubai said, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Dongfang girl, you're welcome, do it!" Linghu Chong was a bold person, so he just drank a cup like that.
The trick is, after he finished drinking, he even urged Wang Xing to do the same.
Wang Xing had no choice but to follow suit, he dared not give Dongfang Bubai face.
It's just that Dongfang Bubai seemed too polite, and offered two more toasts.
Wang Xing hadn't drunk much wine in the first place, even if the alcohol in ancient times was not high in alcohol, he would still be dizzy after three cups. But Linghu Chong drank more and more vigorously, he actually forced Dongfang Bubai to sit down, and the three of them kept pushing and changing glasses. Only pity Wang Xing, he was so drunk that he didn't know where to go, and in the end it was like being drunk.
I don't know how much wine I drank, Wang Xing was drunk.
Linghu Chong was also drunk.
"Miss Dongfang, the moonlight is bright tonight, why don't we rent a flower boat and drink three hundred cups?"
"Three hundred cups, three hundred cups!"
"You two sons, you are drunk."
"Where we are drunk, we can still drink. Right, Junior Brother Wang Xing?"
"Drink, drink!"
The three of them didn't know how they left the Yihong Courtyard, how they arrived at the flower boat, and how they swam in the lake.
When I woke up the next day.
Wang Xing's head was dizzy, he rubbed his head, and found an extremely embarrassing thing. He and Linghu Chong were lying half naked in the flower boat, and the flower boat had drifted to nowhere.
"To be so drunk with Dongfang Bubai, really..." Wang Xing didn't know how to describe his mood.
After getting dressed, Wang Xing stood up.
Just looking up, his face turned extremely pale.
He saw a message written on a piece of cloth that had been torn from his shirt.
The key is not this, but the content of the message.
I saw it said: "One night couple, one hundred days of grace, two gentlemen, there will be a date later!"
Wang Xing's first reaction was to touch his own butt, which didn't seem to hurt, and he reacted after following him: "Grass, Dongfang Bubai is just a shemale, not a gay, and the chrysanthemum must be safe. Then this night, the couple's hundred What does Ri En mean, could it be that both Linghu Chong and I are against Dongfang Bubai?"
"It's dirty!"
"I don't want to live."
Wang Xing beat his chest and stamped his feet, feeling that he would have no face to face people in the future.
It's not that it's good to pretend to be arrogant,
Why did you still beat Dongfang Invincible?
"Junior Brother Wang Xing, are you awake?" Linghu Chong's voice came.
"Brother, our innocence is gone." Seeing Linghu Chong, Wang Xing finally found the brother in need. "Look, this is what the girl from the east left behind. It means we are married for one night and a hundred days of kindness."
"Eh?" Linghu Chong was startled, but he laughed, "Junior brother, Dongfang girl must be joking with us. We were all too drunk yesterday, so what can we do? Especially you, once you arrive on the flower boat , talked nonsense, fell asleep, and then we couldn’t wake you up even if we called you.”
"What the hell am I talking about?" Wang Xing had a bad feeling.
"It's a mess. I also drank too much at the time, so I didn't remember a few sentences. Some of them are particularly funny, but I still have some impressions."
"Uh, what's there?"
"You said that you are not from this world. You came here to recruit some kind of teacher, and then you took the hand of the oriental girl, and insisted on taking her into some kind of college. By the way, what is a college? Is the teacher a gentleman in a private school? By the way, you are still messy with Oriental girls, insisting on taking off her pants to see if she has handles underneath." Linghu Chong laughed.
When Wang Xing heard this, he was already dripping with sweat.
It is really not easy for him to survive until now.
Let's see if Dongfang Bubai is in charge, it's a good thing he figured it out.
"Also, you still said that I am the main character, but in the early stage, I am abusive, and in the later stage, I will date a beautiful woman, and then the father of that beautiful woman seems to have an enmity with the oriental girl. Well, it is mostly this kind of nonsense. .Speaking of which, junior brother, have you fallen in love with an oriental girl?"
"I like Dongfang, don't you... Girl, what are you kidding?" Wang Xing said hastily.
"Then I think you gave Dongfang girl something, and let her hang around with you in the future... It should mean to live with you." Linghu Chong said as a matter of course.
"I also gave her something?" Wang Xing hastily touched his whole body, the mobile phone and ten taels of silver are all there, nothing is missing!
"Yes, it's golden, like a painting." Linghu Chong thought for a while.
"Nimma, it's over!" Wang Xing knew what it was, "The contract, that is definitely the contract of the Immortal Academy."
"Junior brother, it's getting late, let's go back, we have to collect bonuses today." Linghu Chong looked at the time.
Wang Xing nodded, now he still has 10,000 mud horses galloping in his heart.
After getting out of the flower boat, he took out the mobile phone in his arms and looked at it. The screen saver was a group photo of two people, and one of them was him, and the other was Dongfang Bubai.
Wang Xing swayed and almost fainted.
This morality is completely gone.
When the two of them landed, disciples from the Huashan School came to find them, and at the same time they brought a piece of news.
Qingcheng Sixiu is dead!
And there are burnt palm prints on his body.
When Wang Xing heard the news, an image immediately flashed in his mind.
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