Chapter 1703 Listen to Me Continue to Fool You
? Yin Haojun is also thinking about it. Although there are six of them, six holy immortals have no chance of winning against three first-level golden immortals with second-level divine bodies.
The most disgusting thing is that the other five people all have ways to escape, but he doesn't.
Well, we must find a way to escape first and let Ye Ying and the five people carry him.
But just as he had this idea, Luo Qiu, one of the six, suddenly retreated a kilometer away.
I'll wipe it, what are you going to do?
Yin Haojun was shocked, something was wrong with this situation.
Then, Luo Qiu was heard shouting: "Dear classmates, these three snakes are too strong. I will go back and ask for help now."
After saying that, he directly crushed the randomly transmitted magic spell talisman, and the person disappeared.
"Shameless, shameless."
Yin Haojun shouted, you ran so damn fast and you went back to ask for help. Do you know how to get back?
The group of tan snakes were also confused. This was a bit different from the imagined scene.
"Well, I have something else to do, so I'll take my leave now."
As Ye Ying said that, he entered the flying boat in a flash and rushed out in a swish. The speed was almost as fast as the limit of space.
At this time, a group of tan snakes also reacted.
"Get 'em!"
General Seventeen shouted, and all the snakes immediately pounced on him.
But Ye Ying's flying boat was so fast that they intercepted it too late and couldn't stop it at all.
"Everyone, the wind is blowing!"
Immediately, the remaining Ren En, Qi Yuan, and Long Tianyu also began to escape.
However, these three people were not so lucky. Before Qi Yuan's space ejection device was used, he was knocked unconscious by General Seventeen. The same goes for Long Tianyu. He is indeed proficient in formations and illusions, but he never expected that the snake's eyes have the ability to see through illusions and see the truth. As a result, he was slapped by another snake general's tail and vomited several liters of blood, and then It was wrapped tightly with its tail, as if it had been raped.
On the contrary, Ren
This guy's scapegoat technique is really weird.
He directed and acted in a self-destruction play, which was so heroic that others thought he was dead. In fact, millions of miles away, he appeared strangely. From a skeleton, flesh and blood slowly grew out bit by bit. In the end, he was no different from before he blew himself up.
Three of the six ran away, leaving three.
Among them, Yin Haojun was indifferent from beginning to end, looking completely calm and composed.
"Why don't you run?" General Seventeen looked at Yin Haojun curiously.
"I just came to see the Snake King, why did I run away?" Yin Haojun said with a smile, "Do you think I am as stupid as them and dare to enter the Snake King's hinterland. To be honest, general, I actually led them here. , is a meeting gift for the Snake King."
"Them, a meeting gift?" General Seventeen Snakes was confused. I don't know much, so don't lie to me.
"Yes, the Snake King is the supreme being in this world. Although he has eaten all kinds of delicacies, he must have never eaten creatures like this." Yin Haojun pointed at Qi Yuan and Long Tianyu.
"That's true, they, including you, are indeed different from those outside." General Seventeen nodded, "It seems to be really delicious."
"Yes, that's right." Yin Haojun smiled, "I led them here because I wanted to bring them all the way to the Snake King, but General, you suddenly came out and made them realize that it was a trap, and the five of them ran away. "Three of you asked me to explain to the Snake King, I can't afford it."
As he spoke, Yin Haojun looked sad.
General Seventeen Snakes thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he had really done something wrong.
At this moment, Long Tianyu and Qi Yuan, who had just woken up, were completely dumbfounded when they looked at Yin Haojun, who had a lotus-colored mouth.
I've seen people who can talk nonsense, but I've never seen people who can talk nonsense like this.
How come in the blink of an eye, you become the envoy to meet the Snake King, and we are the gift.
What's even more fucked up is, who do you think is stupid?
"Hey, take me to see the Snake King. I have something important to report to the Snake King." Yin Haojun thought for a while and said slowly.
"Okay, okay." General Seventeen Snakes said, always feeling weird, as if something was wrong.
Yin Haojun secretly sweated at this time. You are awesome, right? You all have the means to escape, but I am not bad at all. I am invincible in the world.
No matter when, as long as my mouth is not blocked, I can fool my enemies into doubting my life.
"I don't know what to call that one?" General Seventeenth Society asked after thinking for a while.
"For me, whether I want to change my name or not, I am the little white dragon in the waves." Yin Haojun said casually.
"The little white dragon in the waves... a good name." General Seventeenth Society praised, "Here, let me introduce you, I am Seventeenth General Baker under the White Winged Snake King, and this is Eighteenth General Burke, and This is the Nineteenth General Gek."
"Brother Baker, Brother Burke, Brother Geck, nice to meet you."
"Haha, let's go, I'll take you to see the Snake King."
"Okay, okay."
"By the way, where are they?" Baker pointed at Qi Yuan and Long Tianyu.
"Tie them up." Yin Haojun said casually.
Qi Yuan and Long Tianyu were filled with hatred. Sometimes the gap between this person and a human was really bigger than the gap between a human and a dog.
We were all captured together, how come you are able to get along like a fish in water, why are you so good.
Yin Haojun looked at what the two wanted to say, and quickly added: "By the way, seal their mouths. If the air leaks, it won't taste good."
Qi Yuan and Long Tian were both stunned.
If they are deflated, they will not taste good. Do you think they are inflatable?
On the way back, Yin Haojun used his eloquence to make a group of Teng Snakes who were originally half-believing and half-doubting him almost swear brotherhood with him.
"Brother Xiaobailong in the waves, the Snake King Palace is ahead."
"It is my honor to meet the noble Lord Snake King. The three brothers, please introduce them to me."
"Let's go, what are you waiting for."
Yin Haojun followed the three community generals and entered the Snake King Palace.
At this moment, there were large snakes over a thousand meters long circling inside, and the weakest of these snakes were all in the Saint Immortal Realm.
In the center of the palace, there was a blazing fire, and tons of meat were roasted on it.
Yin Haojun glanced at the situation inside the Snake King Palace and knew that he had entered a snake den. If something went wrong, he would definitely be put on the rack and roasted.
Soon, he noticed a big snake with a pair of white wings eating a piece of meat. The snake was 10,000 meters long when coiled up, and it was estimated to be 100,000 meters long when stretched out.
"Ah, respected Lord Snake King, your wings are so beautiful, just like the white clouds on the horizon."
Yin Haojun walked over and said while half kneeling.
The white-winged snake king, who was eating a piece of meat, trembled at this moment, which was keenly captured by Yin Haojun.
"You are..."
"I am your guest from afar."
"Guest?" The white-winged snake king was stunned, as if wondering when he had this guest.
"Yes, I heard about your deeds and came to visit you specially." Yin Haojun hurriedly said, "I didn't expect you to be more majestic than I imagined, especially the pair of wings, which are really beautiful. I can't believe that there are such beautiful wings in the universe."
"This... it's really well said, come here quickly." The White Winged Snake King couldn't help but said loudly, seeming very happy, "Please take a seat, reward meat."
"Thank you, Snake King." Yin Haojun sat down nervously, knowing that he had passed the first level.
Then, I saw Baker took a piece of meat weighing more than one ton from the shelf and put it in front of Yin Haojun. The piece of meat was more than a dozen Yin Haojuns in size.
Yin Haojun looked at Baker and was really speechless.
Are you stupid? You think I can eat such a big piece of meat.
"Brother Xiaobailong in the waves, you are really amazing." Baker said secretly.
"Ah?"
"You are the first alien to arrive at the Snake King's Palace and be awarded meat by the Snake King."
"Oh my god, is this true?" Yin Haojun was dumbfounded. "Is it because I just praised the beautiful wings of the Snake King?"
"I don't know."
"By the way, your wings are all black, why are the Snake King's white?" Yin Haojun asked. He was a little curious when he came in.
"The Snake King's wings were dyed." Baker whispered.
"Dyed... dyed." Yin Haojun was speechless. Why were the black wings dyed white?
"There are two Snake Kings in our world, one is our White Wing Snake King, and the other is the Black Wing Snake King. In fact, our Snake King was called the Black Wing Snake King at the beginning, but that snake king defeated our Snake King and forced our Snake King to dye his wings white. Later, our Snake King was called the White Wing Snake King, and that one was called the Black Wing Snake King."
"Oh my god, what the hell is going on."
Yin Haojun looked at the wings of the White Wing Snake King and really wanted to laugh. It was actually dyed.
For the white-winged snake king, the white wings should be his lingering humiliation. He praised the white wings for being beautiful, and it seemed that the humiliation of the white-winged snake king was no longer a humiliation.
It can be said that Yin Haojun's words entered the heart of the white-winged snake king and made the white-winged snake king look at him differently.
But how can I eat so much meat? If I don't eat it, will the snake king think that I am disrespectful?
He desperately ate two or three bites, and it was really unpalatable.
But it's true, these snakes don't know what cooking is, and it's good enough to know how to roast it with fire.
"What's wrong, not to your taste?" The snake king looked at Yin Haojun and asked.
"This... is indeed a little unpalatable." Yin Haojun pondered for a while. He could tell a lie and just say that this is very delicious, but if he wants to eat a ton of this kind of meat, it's better to kill him.
"What did you say?" A snake general was immediately unhappy. A terrifying pressure enveloped Yin Haojun, and feeling this pressure, he actually reached the second level of the Golden Immortal.
"I'm just telling the truth. Actually, Snake King, you haven't eaten real barbecue." Yin Haojun thought about it and decided to go for it.
"Real barbecue?"
"Yes."
The Snake King frowned. He had captured a few cooks from outside before, but those people's skills were not very good.
"Can you cook?"
"Of course I can." Yin Haojun thought about it, "But, when I came to meet the Snake King this time, I brought a chef with superb cooking skills for the Snake King, and he is especially good at making barbecue."
"Where is it, bring it here." The White Winged Snake King said immediately.
"That, Brother Baker, put down the prisoner quickly." Yin Haojun pointed at Qi Yuan.
"Brother Xiaobailong in the Waves, didn't he give it to our Snake King to eat?" Baker was dumbfounded and didn't understand the situation.
"It's a different time now. Actually, he is the chef. The remaining one is the one who stays to eat. You just need to take care of that one." Yin Haojun said casually, and the tied Long Tianyu wanted to cry. How come Qi Yuan was released in a blink of an eye?
After Qi Yuan was released, he trotted to Yin Haojun, feeling very moved.
"Yin Haojun, come to my laboratory after you go back, and you can take whatever you want."
"That's what you said."
"Of course."
"But the most urgent thing is, can you make barbecue?"
"Don't worry about that. I also took cooking as an elective and have a level 9 chef certificate."
"I only know how to make medicine, and there is no one who can't cook."
"Is that so?"
Next, Qi Yuan started to make barbecue.
He had quite a complete set of seasonings on him. Even if there was a lack of seasoning, he could find something to replace it in this world.
The barbecue was ready. The snake king swallowed a whole ton of meat in one gulp, and immediately showed a surprised expression.
He had never tasted such a delicacy before.
Qi Yuan knew at this time that he had survived.
Sure enough, the cooking skills were not learned in vain, and Long Tianyu almost cried, he also took cooking as an elective.
Woohoo!
Don't do that.
Needless to say, Qi Yuan almost vomited after three days of barbecue, but he finally served a group of snake uncles.
"Little White Dragon in the Waves, you said you came from outer space?"
"Yes, my master is a cosmic god, otherwise you think I can get here."
"Haha."
"Snake King, don't laugh."
"Then continue."
"Okay, listen to me continue to fool, I came here to do a business with you..."
"Continue to fool?"
"Snake King, oh, I'm a little drunk, oh, drunk, drunk!"
As he said that, Yin Haojun fell on the table.
A group of big snakes laughed.
Three days later, Yin Haojun lived very comfortably in the Snake King Palace.
However, the White Winged Snake King was obviously not so easy to fool, and he was still on guard against him and would not let him leave the Snake King Palace.
"Brother Little White Dragon in the Waves."
"Brother Baker."
When the two met, they were like brothers.
"Let's go, the Shehua fruit is ripe, the Snake King invites you over, I have to say, you came at a good time this time."
"Shehua fruit?"
Yin Haojun was stunned, why did he feel like it was a treasure when he heard the name.
"You'll know when you go there."
"Okay, okay."
Yin Haojun was also very excited, it seems that the Snake King is really a good person, and it's not in vain to praise him.
When he sees the Snake King, he must kneel down and lick him again.
He doesn't plan to have moral integrity anymore.
No, he doesn't want it for a long time, whoever wants it can have it anyway.
After walking thousands of miles, the Snake King's Palace is also very big. At this time, Yin Haojun saw a place surrounded by many mountains, and now on the mountain, there are big snakes circling.
The White Winged Snake King is in it, and his eyes are fixed on a place in the mountain, or a fruit tree.
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