Chapter 1722 The Miserable Yin Haojun
Chapter 1723 The miserable Yin Haojun
Wang Xing put down his teacup. He never thought that Yin Haojun actually had such an excellent mother.
Girlfriend, rented?
Is your son so bad in your eyes? But looking at Yin Haojun, he dared not resist at all and was still shouting in pain.
Haha, you have already trained to the first-level divine body, you are in pain.
You shameless, you are the shame of the academy.
"Mom, be gentle, be gentle! My ears are about to be twisted off by you. Nicole, tell my mom quickly that I really didn't rent you. I am so wronged! More wronged than Dou E."
Yin Haojun looked at Nicole pitifully, feeling very wronged.
Hasn't mom always hoped that he would find a girlfriend? Now that he has brought his girlfriend back, why doesn't she believe it?
Just because Nicole is beautiful?
But your son is not so bad, okay? It's really too depressing. How could I have such a mother?
"Auntie, what is rented?"
Nicole didn't quite understand, and her innocent look softened Yin Haojun's mother.
So, she hit harder.
"Little Haohao, is the actor you rented acting like the real one?"
Yin Haojun's mother said, and her smile made Yin Haojun feel cold in his heart, and he felt that he was going to die.
Sure enough, his ears hurt even more.
Yin Haojun was helpless. How could a good family dinner turn out like this? How much do you distrust me?
"Mom, stop pulling, I can prove it, I can prove that Nicole is not rented."
Yin Haojun hurriedly said, you don't trust me, right? I can prove it.
Yes, I can prove it.
We are real, what do I have to be afraid of.
When Yin Haojun's mother heard this,
she let go of Yin Haojun's ear and looked at Yin Haojun leisurely: "Well, prove it to me."
Yin Haojun looked at his father, which meant that you didn't plead for me just now, but who knew that his father spread his hands and looked helpless.
That means that in our family, you don't know my position yet, and your mother has to decide what I am. What's the use of me?
Don't pretend to be innocent, prove it quickly.
Yin Haojun snorted, and secretly said to his father, I despise you.
"Then I really have to prove it, you watch." Yin Haojun looked at his parents, walked to Nicole, and then, in Nicole's horrified eyes, he gave her a French kiss without hesitation.
Yin Haojun's parents were stunned. Did they kiss?
Oh my God, the little bastard in their family actually kissed such a beautiful woman, how could this be possible.
How could a good cabbage be taken away by a pig, and it was a pig raised by their own family.
What a sin!
After the kiss, Yin Haojun hugged Nicole and said with some pride: "See, if it was rented, would I dare to do this?"
Yin Haojun's father and mother looked at each other and finally woke up.
At this time, Yin Haojun's father looked at Yin Haojun and shook his head slightly, while Yin Haojun's mother thought of something and laughed: "Little Haohao, I was almost fooled by you."
Yin Haojun was confused. What do you mean by almost fooled by me? What did I do?
Didn't I prove it?
What's that look in your eyes? Why is it a little creepy?
"You must have added money, right?"
Yin Haojun's mother said almost word by word at this time, and Yin Haojun's father nodded repeatedly.
As the saying goes, money makes the devil work. If you don't add money, people will let you kiss.
"Tell me, girl, how much did our Haojun give you for kissing you? How did you charge for accompanying us to eat this meal? What other services can you provide?"
When Yin Haojun heard this, he hit the wall of the room headfirst.
Half of his head was hit in.
Of course, with his first-level divine body, let alone hitting the wall, he would not die even if he hit the earth.
Yin Haojun just wanted to be quiet. He kept telling himself that this was not my father, this was not my mother, they were two devils.
"See, we found out, they buried their heads in the wall, they are too ashamed to see anyone."
"My wife is awesome, she saw through this kid's trick at a glance."
"Of course, with his bear-like appearance, you said you would find a middle-class one, a beauty who is counted in the entire Earth Federation, you take me as an idiot."
"I guess this kid just wants to show off, this time it must cost a lot of money."
"Alas, but he didn't lose out if he could kiss her."
...
Yin Haojun's parents were talking to each other, what else could Yin Haojun do.
He violently hit the wall again and again.
Such parents, whoever wants them can take them, do you know why I don't go home now?
The main reason is that I can't stand such parents, who force you to find a wife at home, and when you find a wife, they insist on saying that you rented her.
"Forget it, stop pretending. Since we've already rented the place, let's have a meal together."
Yin Haojun's father saw the waiter start serving the dishes and pulled Yin Haojun over: "You are such a fool, don't act so foolishly next time."
Yin Haojun looked at his father, how can I describe the feeling, he really wanted to die.
"Girl, since Yin Haojun has spent all the money, you can stay and have a meal with us."
"Oh, okay."
Nicole nodded, not knowing what to say. Anyway, it felt a little weird to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time.
Yes, very weird.
Yin Haojun ate his meal with a dull expression. No matter how good the food on the table was, he could not taste it anymore.
Nicole was very happy. Even though Yin Haojun's parents thought she was renting, they were still very polite to her and even brought her food.
Well, that must be a nod to her.
Well, I got the approval of my future parents-in-law, and I am indeed Haojun’s chosen wife.
Yin Haojun looked at Nicole who was enjoying her meal and thought to herself, silly girl, you are so big-hearted.
After finishing the meal, Yin Haojun took Nicole and couldn't wait to go back to the academy and stay here. He really wanted to vomit blood.
"Mom and Dad, I have something else to do and I have to go back to the academy first."
"Go ahead and come back to see more when you have time. Also, when there is a mission in the academy, remember what mom told you. If you can't fight, run away. If you can't run, find a way to save your life. At critical moments, you must learn to pretend to be a grandson. Don't be afraid. Shameful."
"I know, Mom."
Yin Haojun said, feeling a little ashamed.
This is my mother. This is how she educated herself. No one would believe her if she told her.
"Boy, stop acting now. Do you still want to take Nicole back to the academy?"
Yin Haojun's father said lightly, a little helpless. His eyes seemed to tell Yin Haojun that there are no outsiders here, so don't get too involved in the drama.
It was a good thing that Yin Haojun didn't hear this. Hearing this, he didn't even want to stay for a second. He broke through the space and took Nicole back to the academy.
"Haojun, do your parents dislike me?"
Nicole thought for a while, but she still didn't understand what happened and why Yin Haojun left so fast in the end.
Yin Haojun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's not that I don't like it, it's that I like it too much."
The two of them returned to the Fairy Island all the way. When they were approaching the Fairy Island, they met Ye Ying.
Ye Ying looked at Yin Haojun and Nicole holding hands, smiled and said: "Hey, these hands are holding hands, and they say there is no adultery."
When Yin Haojun heard this, he was so angry that his teeth started to itch.
What does adultery mean? You can't say it's mutual love. You Goddess Ye, I think you have a poisonous tongue.
"Nicole, where have you been?" Ye Ying saw that Yin Haojun was so angry that he didn't say anything, and didn't bother to pay attention to Yin Haojun. He directly turned his attention to Nicole. It's a pity that someone like Nicole is not a student of the Fairy Academy, otherwise she would definitely invite Nicole. You can join the Goddess Alliance.
The League of Goddess lacks a true goddess like Nicole.
"I went to have dinner with Haojun's parents." Nicole said immediately. She had a good impression of Ye Ying and had already become like sisters along the way.
"It's time to meet your parents." Ye Ying gave Nicole a thumbs up.
"Sister Ye, um... do you know what renting means? Why did Haojun's parents and I have dinner, and they insisted on saying that I rented it, and asked me how much Haojun paid for it per day?" Nicole thought about it and asked Yin Haojun about it on the way, but Yin Haojun was not in the mood to answer her at all. Now that he saw Ye Ying who was closer to her, he couldn't help but ask.
"You rented it?" Ye Ying was stunned for a long time when he heard this, and then he burst into laughter.
Yin Haojun immediately covered his face, feeling that he really couldn't live.
This Goddess Ye is not only venomous, but also a gossip. It is estimated that it will spread in the academy the next day.
"Sister Ye, what's wrong?" Nicole still didn't understand what was going on.
"Yin Haojun, please tell me about such breaking news!"
"That's bullshit. My parents decided that Nicole was a renter. After one meal, I almost wanted to commit suicide." Yin Haojun said angrily, "Nicole, let's go and ignore this venomous woman."
"Oh, but I think Sister Ye is very good." Nicole said simply.
"What a shit, let's go, let's go..." Yin Haojun flew to his fairy island as if he was running away.
But at this moment, Ye Ying shouted from behind: "Yin Haojun, the results of this training are out. Congratulations, your training results are the worst..."
Yin Haojun's heart skipped a beat, and he looked back at Goddess Ye. His eyes were almost saying, I performed so well in the experience world, how could I be the worst?
You can lie, just lie.
Ye Ying knew that Yin Haojun didn't believe it, so he smiled and said: "You will know when you go back and see for yourself. This time you were smart but you were fooled by your cleverness. By the way, there is one more thing. In three days, the dean will meet two snake kings, and Nicole is also among those summoned.”
"What?"
Everything else was fine. The dean wanted to see Nicole, and Yin Haojun couldn't believe it.
Is this the sun coming out from the west?
How could Nicole be able to defeat the dean? It was impossible.
"Yes, this is what Teacher Qingdi said personally."
"The dean can understand when he meets the two snake kings, why do he still want to meet Nicole?"
"I don't know. Maybe because Nicole is the daughter of King Dongse, the future structure of the Tangshe Continent will still have a lot to do with the Dongse Kingdom."
"That's it, then it's understandable."
Yin Haojun said self-righteously, while Nicole on the side was still in a dreaming state.
What did she hear, that when the dean summoned the two snake kings, he also summoned her?
However, she was nervous and a little excited to meet the legendary dean of the Immortal Academy. After all, the dean was like a legend. Before she came to the Immortal Academy, she had already dismissed him. The dean was regarded as a saint.
"Farewell, you'd better go back and take a look at your training results. I think the comments the dean gave you must be very interesting. Haha, B-, it's so happy."
"Am I really a B-?"
Yin Haojun murmured, still not believing this, thinking that Ye Ying might not be as strong as him, so he deliberately ridiculed him.
It's okay. He will take a look at his experience results when he goes back. If he is not B- by then, he must post it on the academy forum so that Ye Ying's poisonous tongue can take a good look at it.
Returned to his fairy island.
Yin Haojun immediately checked his experience results and found that the dean had indeed approved them and sent them back.
He opened it immediately and saw that in the grade column, the B- was really eye-catching.
As he looked at it, his whole body felt bad.
Why is mine a B-? I have performed so well. Dean, you are just messing around.
He turned to the bottom bitterly, and finally saw the dean's comment. There was only one short sentence: Unite students, do you understand how I taught you?
When he read this sentence, he felt that the words flew out from the paper and hit his soul, giving him a hard blow.
He shook his head desperately, and then realized that it was just an illusion, and couldn't help but murmured: "Does this approval include special effects?"
However, he was also a smart person and immediately understood the meaning of Wang Xing's reply.
"It's just one step away. I thought I performed well, but now that I think about it carefully, I have gone in the wrong direction. I did go a little too far regarding the Long Tianyu matter." Yin Haojun murmured, and also reflected secretly.
In fact, these old classmates are somewhat repulsive to Long Tianyu.
He managed to take advantage of this and join forces with the other five, but this was against the ethos of the academy, and it would be really weird if the dean didn't give him a B-.
In fact, this was a good opportunity to resolve this rejection, but it was wasted by him. This is the most regrettable thing.
The gap between Long Tianyu and them has become even greater.
At night, the night is like water.
Nicole is practicing swordsmanship according to Professor Wang Xing's method.
When Yin Haojun saw it accidentally, he found that Nicole was slashing randomly one after another like a fool, and he was immediately speechless.
"Nicole, what are you practicing blindly?" Yin Haojun stopped Nicole.
"Haojun, do you see it? In fact, this is the way of the sword that I was taught by a senior who cleans in your college when I was in the college today." Nicole said with some excitement, thinking of Wang Xing's guidance to her, her whole body It's like seeing a sunny avenue.
"That's it, the way of swordsmanship?" Yin Haojun sneered, "I think you have been deceived by others. This is not the way of swordsmanship. It's just chopping firewood."
"No, this is the way of the sword. I feel that my strength has improved." Nicole insisted, "By the way, he also gave me a brand, and I will be his registered disciple from now on."
"You even became a disciple of that sweeper?" Yin Haojun felt bad. "I'm saying, silly girl, can you be more innocent? Where's the brand? Let me see it?"
"Well, this is it." Nicole took out the named disciple sign given by Wang.
"That's it?" Yin Haojun looked at it and couldn't help but sneered, "Can it be any more fake, especially the name Sweeper Monk? Do you know where it originally came from? It was originally a character in a TV series, not a character at all. The name of the person, and then the sweeping monk came to the academy from Tianlong World, but he is now the director of the library, and he never leaves the library or sweeps the floor. Besides, he actually calls you Sha Ni, which is simply ridiculous. Is he just humiliating you and calling you a fool? Huh, I knew what was going on when I thought about it. That bastard must be deliberately trying to mess with you. No, that bastard must also know about your relationship with me. This is actually aimed at me. It must be like this."
Nicole was dumbfounded, is this really the case?
Yin Haojun angrily took a photo of the sign, feeling that today was really an unlucky day.
First, his mother said that his girlfriend was rented, and then he was laughed at by Ye Ying, and then he learned that his experience score turned out to be B-.
Now, I discovered that my girlfriend was being pranked again.
No, forget about everything else. I must find the person who pranked Nicole and beat him to death.
So after taking the photo, he posted it on the student forum, and then posted a reward for one hundred immortal crystals.
What are you doing, looking for someone!
To find the person who made this brand, type Xiang.