Chapter 253 Calabash Brothers
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"Here, here it is, don't open it yourself to death, and see what happens to that weasel in the end, do you understand?"
Zhou Ze reached out and touched the monkey that was chewing wild ginseng, and threw the yin and yang book to it.
This monkey is very smart. Although it does not have the magical power as a demon monkey in its previous life, the Yin and Yang Book is actually safe where it is. The reason why Huang Daxian'er did not steal the Yin and Yang Book before was because the Yin and Yang Book happened to be in the monkey's hand.
Moreover, maybe it is the mentality of eating good old people to death. Zhou Ze knows the nature of the monkey best. It is here to keep this, and no matter what, it will not hurt him.
The most important thing is that Zhou Ze doesn't want to carry this thing with him, constantly reminding you who will die soon. It's too annoying.
The capture of Wong Tai Sin was only done by Zhou Ze. Although Wong Tai Sin failed to steal it first and then pretended to be polite and negotiated terms with you, it was indeed a bit hypocritical, but Boss Zhou picked up the book of Yin and Yang and faced the 8th aunt without saying a word. "Do you dare to agree if I call you?" is actually a kind of disgusting thing.
The eldest brother does not laugh at the second brother. From the perspective of Boss Zhou, he has the Yin and Yang book, which is just the right restraint for these immortals who like to play "out-of-body" things when they have nothing to do.
Even if Boss Zhou doesn’t know the use of collecting this “animal world” now, it’s like Squirrel Air constantly collecting pine cones.
The same reason why Bai Yingying was shot in the head when she was shot in the head after half an hour of playing chicken at the beginning, but she was still very happy.
The pleasure and satisfaction of collecting are common human problems, oh no, it is the instinct of any intelligent life.
Different stances mean different thinking. If they were human beings, Boss Zhou would not do this. However, these immortals are not human beings in Zhou Ze’s eyes. Since they are not human beings, he is too lazy to talk to them about benevolence, justice and morality. .
Collect it first and then talk about it. Are you sure it will be useful in the future?
Lao Zhou never claimed to be a good person, and he couldn't be a good person.
The singing boy didn't know what was going on. He didn't wake up yet. He just stood there, motionless, as if he was in a daze. Zhou Ze ignored him and went directly to the second floor.
Xu Qinglang was still sitting in the bathtub soaking. He had been soaking for a long time, but there was no white skin on his body or other problems. Zhou Ze thought this was probably due to monkey mud.
Nowadays, many hotels like to focus on a hot spring theme, but many of them are deceptive. For example, white skin begins to appear after soaking in it for half an hour, which means that the "hot spring water" is not sincere at all.
There was a small coffee table next to Lao Xu. There was a bowl on it. The bowl was filled with red liquid. Next to it was a long incense stick wrapped in hair curlers, which was burning slowly.
Inside, there was a white thing like an insect egg squirming slightly.
Zhou Ze stood by the coffee table, observing the insect egg.
"What are you looking at?" Xu Qinglang said angrily.
"When you think about the fact that this bug will get into your body at night and wander around, giving you a slippery tour of A and B,
I feel a sense of expectation from my friends. "
"..." Xu Qinglang.
After handing Xu Qinglang a cigarette, Zhou Ze sat down next to the tub.
They didn't talk about anything more. The two men seemed very silent. Before they finished smoking, Zhou Ze's cell phone rang. It was an unfamiliar number.
"Hello." Zhou Ze answered the phone.
"Is Lu Fangweng from your unit?"
"Who is Lu Fangweng?" Zhou Ze looked at Xu Qinglang and asked.
"Old Taoist." Xu Qinglang reminded.
"Oh yes."
"He spent money at our place, but he has no money to pay. Please come and pay for him."
"Don't have money to pay the bill?"
"Yeah, no money to pay the bill."
"What kind of place are you?"
“The clear water and blue sky spa club in Gangzha.”
"Ask him to answer the phone and I'll confirm." Zhou Ze said.
There was silence on the other end of the phone,
Zhou Ze shook his head. He didn't expect that the old Taoist would also play the role of King of Prostitutes.
"Boss, boss..." came the old Taoist voice, but then his mouth seemed to be blocked and he couldn't say anything else.
"I want him to talk to me." Zhou Ze demanded.
It's okay to pay for Lao Dao. Although Boss Zhou is poor, he is still generous to his employees, but Zhou Ze must ensure Lao Dao's safety.
"Just come over and pay him in person. Search the address on your own map. You have to come within one hour. Otherwise, we cannot guarantee his safety."
The voice on the other end of the phone carried an unabashed threat.
"Give me your Alipay number and I'll just transfer the money directly," Zhou Ze said.
"Sorry, you have to come in person for this account."
"Do you want money?" Zhou Ze heard something else. It seemed that the other party didn't just want money.
"Dudu... Dudu..."
The other party hung up the phone.
"What's wrong?" Xu Qinglang asked.
"The other party hung up the phone." Zhou Ze shrugged, "Something is wrong."
"Then go and have a look."
"Um."
Zhou Ze nodded and went downstairs. When he was about to leave the bookstore, he sent a message to Bai Yingying, asking Bai Yingying to stop playing games and come back to visit the store.
Subsequently,
Zhou Ze took a taxi to the club.
The club is opposite RT-Mart. It is quite large and seems to be of high quality. After getting off the car, Zhou Ze didn't waste any time and went straight to the elevator and went up to the fourth floor.
The elevator door opened,
The furnishings inside were splendid, and the front desk staff bowed to Zhou Ze together;
“Welcome to Blue Water and Blue Sky, I hope you have a great time.”
Zhou Ze wanted to laugh in his heart. He knew Lao Dao's taste in the past. He only liked to go to street hair salons or pedicure shops to spread love. Lao Dao didn't like to come to such high-end places.
He went to find his eldest sister, not his granddaughter.
"Sir, would you like a pedicure or a health regimen?"
A tall receptionist walked up to Zhou Ze and asked.
Zhou Ze remembered that the old Taoist had popularized science with him.
Usually when you go to a place like this, you will be asked if you want a "pedicure" or a "health regimen." It's similar to industry parlance. A pedicure means asking a regular technician to give you a pedicure. If you answer "health regimen," then it's also a formal technician. Technician, but the latter has some projects that are not suitable for children.
However, before you want to do projects that are not suitable for children, you will be forced to pay for a card.
"I'm here to find someone. Someone here notified me." Zhou Ze replied.
The female receptionist nodded, took out the walkie-talkie and asked, then smiled and bowed to Zhou Ze, "Sir, please come with me."
She led the way, and Zhou Ze followed. After turning several corners, the female receptionist opened the door of a small private room and motioned for Zhou Ze to enter.
Zhou Ze walked in. There was a bathtub, a sofa, a large TV, and a round bed with gauze curtains.
"What does this mean?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Sir, this is the imperial package your friend ordered for you. The technician will come in later."
"I'm here to pick up my friend."
"I don't know the specifics." The female receptionist turned around and prepared to leave.
But Zhou Ze reached out from behind and directly hooked her neck.
"Don't leave until you make it clear."
"Sir, I have also introduced it, but the price is more expensive than the technician." The receptionist said without changing her expression.
next moment,
Zhou Ze felt a sudden itch in his lower body, and a fluffy tail grew directly from behind the receptionist. The tail carried an intoxicating fragrance that made people's blood swell.
A pair of soft, boneless hands suddenly climbed onto Zhou Ze's body and began to move around. Every position seemed to poke the most sensitive g-spot.
At this moment,
It's as if you are on top of a stormy sea, with strong sensory stimulation constantly stimulating your central nervous system.
This is a temptation that men, oh no, any male creature, cannot resist.
The hostess was so confident about this that she never failed.
But soon, she froze,
Because a sharp nail was already lying across her delicate neck, and if she moved forward a little further, she could see blood piercing into it.
Why didn't he respond?
How can he control himself so well?
The female receptionist looked shocked. At the same time, she had to hold back her tail and move her hands away.
"Vixen?"
Zhou Ze looked at the female receptionist, focusing on the long tail behind her.
"Now, can you take me to see my friend?"
"Okay, he's right next door." The female receptionist replied calmly.
Zhou Ze continued to control the female receptionist while walking with her to the private room next door.
Over there,
The old man was lying on the bed, hugging a technician with an intoxicated look on his face. Even if Zhou Ze came in, he didn't seem to see it at all. There was a tail behind the technician.
Obviously, the veteran was hypnotized and fell into some indescribable fantasy, and he kept talking in his sleep.
"Mr. Zhou, we demon cultivators in Laoshanlin pay most attention to one rule and the word 'polite', otherwise there wouldn't be so many families in the Northeast who worship us.
Maybe Mr. Zhou, you are not from the Northeast, so you don’t have that kind of plot, or maybe you have read too many supernatural novels in the past and have some misunderstandings about us demon cultivators.
Your friend is fine, and we didn't do anything to him.
Even now,
We are also trying to reason with you.
8 My aunt went to your dojo without permission and was accepted by you. It is understandable. It is a big taboo in itself to enter other people's dojo without saying hello in advance.
Wong Tai Sin tried to steal something from your dojo, but you took it away, which is also understandable.
We admit our mistakes, and we also admit our punishment. They are inferior in skills but still run rampant in the world, and they deserve to suffer a loss.
Mr. Zhou, you have a lot, so please be considerate and show your respect.
I am very grateful that the little girl is here. Furthermore, the little girl has settled down in Tongcheng for a while. If anything happens to Mr. Zhou in the future, just let the little girl know. "
"If I don't agree, will there be rats and hedgehogs coming to trouble me in the future?"
"Laoshanlinzi are one family."
"Okay, I can let them go. Just follow me back to the bookstore."
"Hehehe, the little girl doesn't dare to do that. Your bookstore is very evil, and the little girl is afraid that she will never come back. That's why I invited your friends to come over and invite you over."
"Then I
Call and have them delivered. "
"It's okay."
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu You can’t be a ghost like the boss, that would be boring, and you can’t be romantic even if you want to be romantic.”
The female receptionist covered her mouth and smiled softly,
She understands it deeply.
Zhou Ze took a deep breath,
and just took out his phone, he looked at the receptionist and asked, "Can I refuse now?"
"Hmm?"
"I suddenly think it's good for you to kill this old man."
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