Chapter 303 Land

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Zhou Ze stood there, not moving. He was not scared by this scene. Even Boss Zhou stretched out his finger and tentatively stirred it into the mouth of this face.

Open its lips,

There are teeth inside, but not just teeth,

There is also solid mud and sand.

This is a face filled with mud and sand, delicate and resolute, with a solid expression, like a "stone sculpture artwork" standing here.

"Oh my god!"

The old Taoist just glanced at the boss casually, and saw the face in the bark, and shivered with fear. When he saw the boss actually used his fingers to tease the little mouth of the face,

the old Taoist shivered again.

Zhang Yanfeng took a deep breath, walked over, and said, resisting the discomfort in his heart:

"This is one of the people who died in the tomb at the beginning."

"Oh."

Zhou Ze responded,

and nodded.

Things are a bit serious.

Don’t think that Boss Zhou just reached out to stir it to see what was inside as if nothing had happened. In fact, it was just because Zhou Ze’s brain was a little stuck and he didn’t think carefully before doing things.

Now he is thinking carefully,

and then,

it’s terrifying to think carefully.

The little girl chose to use Zhou Ze as a scapegoat and “use it up and destroy it” at the beginning because she felt that Zhou Ze had a good idea in mind.

In fact, if it weren’t for the incident in Rongcheng that night, Zhou Ze would not have had the opportunity to turn the tables.

Therefore, after seeing this scene, Zhou Ze began to understand that even he was not qualified to handle this matter.

Xu Qinglang had specially found some old strange novels for Zhou Ze. The more famous ones here are similar to "Soushen Ji", "Liaozhai Zhiyi" and "Yuewei Caotang Notes", and there are also other works that are not famous in the academic world.

Zhou Ze remembered this passage, which seemed to be written by a Ming Dynasty author:

"Those who work for the land enjoy the incense and worship of the land and protect the peace of the land;

If the land is not granted, it will be filled with mountain spirits, wild monsters, lonely ghosts and wild ghosts;

If anyone dares to offend,

use grass and trees as ropes and stand in front of the temple to warn the future generations."

What the author of the Ming Dynasty did, what was his specific occupation, and even whether he was a man or a woman, no one knew, after all, writing novels in that era was considered to be inferior by the social atmosphere at that time;

For example, no one knew who Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, who wrote "Golden **", was.

It's like the original author of "The Story of **" once he revealed his identity, what was waiting for him might be sent to the police station for the crime of spreading silver-grey information.

Xu Qinglang collected a lot of books of this kind for Zhou Ze, and Zhou Ze rarely read them all, but he finished this one because it was very detailed and had illustrations!

There are illustrations on almost every page, and Mr. Zhou can look at the illustrations like he did when he was a kid reading comic books, and it's not tiring.

The "Land God" written by the original author is the old man that Monkey King in "Journey to the West" often stamps his feet on the ground and appears.

In the original author's words, he meant that small gods like the Land God are actually not granted titles by the Heavenly Court, because their positions are too low and they are not as good as the stream. They are a bit like the auxiliary police nowadays, with low salaries and no establishment, and they have to do the hardest and most tiring grassroots work.

Now it is gradually becoming formalized. In the past, there were many local ruffians in the joint defense teams in many places.

According to the author's opinion, the Land Gods are all mountain spirits, wild monsters, lonely ghosts, and they can enjoy incense and bless the local weather and good harvests, but their nature is hard to change. Once someone offends them, they will immediately retaliate, killing people and tying them up in front of their temples with grass and wood as ropes, warning future people not to commit the same crime again.

Zhou Ze remembered the illustration that the author had drawn with a brush in the book. It was very funny, like the kids in the children's programs who liked to perform in the clothes of trees.

And now,

Zhou Ze saw the "real thing".

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and pointed to another tree that was flush with this tree.

The old Taoist came over and rubbed the bark, but he was too light, and he had guessed what he might scrape out, so he was a little panicked and didn't dare to use more strength.

On the contrary, Zhang Yanfeng came up directly and started scraping with his own key. Soon, a human face also emerged.

"It's another person."

Zhang Yanfeng confirmed.

The two people who died in the tomb appeared in the tree.

Zhou Ze stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

This **,

wouldn't he really go to dig the grave of the land god?

This way of committing suicide is no less than dancing square dance on the highway. If you don't die, who will die?

Taking a deep breath,

Zhou Ze walked to the young man's ghost, moved him behind him, and then slowly bent down and reached out to dig in the mud on the ground.

Under the thin layer of mud, there was a broken stele. It was hard to see what was written on it, giving people an extremely ancient feeling.

"Hoohoo...Hoohoo...Hoohoo..."

In the woods,

a gust of cold wind suddenly blew.

The image of the land god in "Journey to the West"

is very kind and amiable, but that's because they are facing Sun Wukong.

Just like most leaders are humble and friendly when facing higher-ups, but when facing you...

Zhou Ze slowly stood up straight and stopped digging.

"What's wrong? Is that tomb down there?" Zhang Yanfeng asked.

"Come back here and don't disturb the boss."

The old Taoist also noticed something was wrong and grabbed Zhang Yanfeng and pulled him to his side to prevent him from going forward.

"Lord Lord, they offended you, and they deserved their death. Five of them have died now, and the remaining one is also stupid. Can you please calm down?"

Think about it for a moment,

If your family's ancestral grave, oh no, it's your grave, was dug up, would you think about picking up a knife and fighting the tomb robbers?

In the United States, if you break into a house privately and you shoot him, there is no problem. Of course, this is a ghost house, but this ghost house has an owner.

What is the fate of the priest who stole Zhou Ze's ashes now?

Zhou Ze made him feel hairy in the bookstore.

If the evil spirit was seeking revenge, Zhou Ze would not mind taking care of the evil spirit and sending him to hell. But since the Earth God might be angry, Boss Zhou could only say hello here.

Hello, hello, everyone. Just treat yourself as a neighbor and come to visit.

Or the unit next door holds a social event;

Little Loli once said that although Tongcheng is a small place, it is not something that just a few ghosts can keep their word. Before Mrs. Bai went to hell, she also knew Mrs. Bai, but she always kept her peace. .

at this time,

The old Taoist's body suddenly trembled, and foam started to spit out from his mouth as if he was having epilepsy. The old Taoist was also a man, so he knew it was bad, so he immediately reached into his crotch, took out an ancestral talisman paper, and stuck it on his forehead. superior.

In an instant,

I felt refreshed, the food tasted delicious, and it was effortless to go up to the fifth floor in one breath.

"Mom, how dare you get on Pindao's body!"

Lao Dao was possessed at the beginning. When he was at Jiangjun Mountain, he faced the strange movements of the three sets of warrior armors. In the end, it was only Cao Ding's heroic soul that took over Lao Dao's body.

Therefore, the veteran has experience and knows what that feeling just means.

The old man is fine.

But Zhang Yanfeng, who was caring about the veteran just now, also started shaking, as if he had Parkinson's disease, but the shaking only lasted for a short period of time and then disappeared.

Zhang Yanfeng was still standing where he was.

"Bah!"

The old Taoist immediately jumped away and stared at Zhang Yanfeng warily.

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Yanfeng was a little confused.

"Hey, are you okay?" The old Taoist scratched his head and asked doubtfully.

"He is a member of the government and a good policeman. He is upright. Although he is not wearing a police uniform, the national emblem is always on his head. You can't get on him."

Zhou Ze said.

This seems to be explaining to Lao Dao and Zhang Yanfeng.

It's like telling the land master.

The other party should be looking for someone to have sex with.

Chat,

say something,

Pretend to be cool,

Say "Hey, hey" twice into the microphone, give a speech or something like that.

But the old Taoist has an ancestral talisman to protect himself, and Zhang Yanfeng is a people's policeman.

Just like what was introduced in that book, the Land Lord is nothing more than a low-ranking official who was hired by mountain spirits and wild monsters. After all, he has a temper that can kill people casually and take revenge, so he doesn't have a good temper. I want to fall in love with these two people,

Disaster.

But then,

Zhou Ze only felt that the wind around him began to move around him as the center of the circle.

A mysterious aura began to attack Zhou Ze.

This is,

Planning on having sex with yourself?

Zhou Ze spread his hands,

No resistance,

He just said: "The only person here who is qualified to communicate with you is me. If you are on top of me, who can talk to you?"

At this time, the old Taoist suddenly pointed at Zhang Yanfeng and said, "Maybe he wants to talk to the government."

"..." Zhou Ze.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger,

The breath was getting closer and closer.

"I'm a ghost." Zhou Ze emphasized.

"How dare you call yourself an official!"

An old and narrow voice came from nowhere. Neither Lao Dao nor Zhang Yanfeng heard it, only Zhou Ze himself heard it.

It seems that

This land lord must have sex with him.

Moreover, the guess that the veteran just made may not necessarily be nonsense.

In ancient times, local officials from the imperial court would organize the renovation of local land temples, such as the City God Temple.

This time the land lord was invaded by a tomb robber.

If you really want to talk to the government to help him rebuild a temple so that he can enjoy incense more conveniently, it is not unreasonable.

Coupled with the tone in which he evaluated himself,

Obviously, he doesn't take himself as the lowest level official in the underworld seriously.

I didn’t want to have a conversation with myself, talk about wine, sex, or anything like that.

He just wanted to use his physical body for negotiation purposes.

Zhou Zechang

Breathe a sigh of relief,

Still didn't resist, because he felt that he didn't need to resist at all,

He just said calmly:

"Uncle, if you get on my body, something bad will happen."

Because within my own body,

There is already a guy with a bad temper living here.

If you wake him up,

Things wouldn't be so wonderful.

But the uncle has a bad temper.

As people get older, they tend to become stubborn.

Obviously he didn't listen to Zhou Ze's words,

Zhou Ze felt a chill coming down his spine.

"hiss…………"

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