Chapter 37 12 Actions
Seeing that Yi Yun was the first to do what he said, Zhang Yuxian nodded in satisfaction.
Others didn't think so, Zhao Tiezhu watched Yi Yun eat the tree, and sneered in his heart, is wood really so easy to eat.
Let your kid be brave, and you won't be bloated to death in a while.
When people encounter famine, they will eat grass roots and bark, but I have never heard of anyone eating wood, especially uncooked hard wood.
Except for termites and borers, there are very few animals in the world that can directly eat wood. The wood fiber in the wood cannot be digested by the stomach at all.
"Go, dig some Guanyin soil!"
Zhang Yuxian instructed that Guanyin soil is actually talcum powder, why it is called Guanyin soil, probably because people rely on Guanyin Bodhisattva to save their lives during the famine years.
But in fact, Guanyin soil is basically a poison that penetrates the intestines. If you eat a little less, you will be fine. If you eat a little more, it will not be digested, and it will not be excreted. Finally, you will die of abdominal distension.
The Lian clan happens to have this thing. Some people may be surprised. The people know that eating Guanyin soil can kill people, so why do they still eat it?
This is because people in some places are ignorant and think that as long as they are sincere and recite Guanyin to save the world, they will not die.
The second is because the taste of Guanyin soil is much better than that of bark and grass roots. It is very similar to flour in both appearance and taste. When people are extremely hungry, they cannot bear this temptation and accidentally eat more , swelled to death.
The Guanyin soil was dug up and piled up.
These Guanyin soils were all brought over by the people, Yi Yun and the others were cultivating, and the people of the Lian clan were watching.
Seeing that the soldiers in the reserve camp were going to eat Guanyin soil, even the people of the clan were shocked. It was okay to eat a little bit of Guanyin soil.
"let's start."
Zhang Yuxian said lightly, Yi Yun had no hesitation, and after eating the big mouthful of Guanyin soil, it didn't have any special taste, just a little greasy.
Guanyin soil is at least easier to swallow than wood.
How could the soldiers in the Warrior Reserve be convinced that they had been compared by such a jerk as Yi Yun.
They all started to eat.
They thought, Zhang Yuxian can't hurt them, these things are unpalatable, but in order to practice the exercises, they should endure it if they grit their teeth!
However, just as this thought flashed in their minds, Zhang Yuxian's words shattered their illusions, "Elephant swallowing is not so easy to learn. Many people learn elephant swallowing after swallowing Guanyin soil, but they fail to learn it. In the end, I was bloated to death.”
"what!?"
Hearing Zhang Yuxian's words, the members of the warrior reserve camp who had just raised their courage, all wilted like a deflated ball.
If you eat these wood and Guanyin soil, if you can't learn the art of swallowing elephants, you will still die!
It turned out that learning this trick would kill people. They thought they would suffer a little, but it would not be life-threatening, but it turned out that they thought too much!
Seeing the expressions of Zhao Tiezhu and the others, Zhang Yuxian glanced at them contemptuously, "Do you think that practicing martial arts is to invite guests to dinner, and you can learn the peerless martial arts by just eating it giggling?"
"When martial artists practice martial arts, they must always have the awareness to face death! Even if the members of Jinlongwei practice regularly, some people will still die! How can they break through the realm without pushing their bodies to the limit!?"
"The road of martial arts, entering a secret realm, encountering vendettas, fighting for treasures, breaking hearts, seclusion, and crossing the heavens! Which one will not die? , let’s be honest and die of old age in the Great Wilderness!”
Zhang Yuxian no longer insists on these people. He didn't even say how much Guanyin soil and wood are suitable for beginners to swallow elephants.
Eat more or less, it all depends on your personal guts.
Look at me, soldier reserve camp,
I look at you, and unconsciously slow down the speed of eating.
As for Yi Yun, he just paused, remained silent for a while, and then ate at an even rate, unaffected at all.
Zhang Yuxian noticed Yi Yun and nodded again, this courage alone is not easy.
As for Zhao Tiezhu and the others, they naturally found out that Yi Yun was desperate to eat wood and Guanyin soil. Zhao Tiezhu whispered maliciously, "This little bastard, now he's trying his best, he will swell to death in a while!"
"Don't care about fools, Big Brother Zhao, we are beginners now, let's eat a little less, half a catty... No, three or two is almost the same..."
A few soldiers in the reserve camp carefully grasped the weight and ate it bit by bit, just like a greedy child who got a delicious cake, but was reluctant to eat it in one bite.
"Brother Zhao, you can't chew more than you can chew. Let's take it step by step. This time, our brothers will fight steadily. Let Master Zhang see our brother's martial arts talent! How can we be better than a little boy!"
The men in the soldier's reserve camp held their breath. Zhang Yuxian looked down on them before, and the meaning was that he couldn't find anyone, so he had to pull them to make up the number.
They also recognized this point, but Zhang Yuxian highly respected Yi Yun, this sickly scumbag, how could they be convinced!
Originally, they thought that when they practiced martial arts with Zhang Yuxian, they would be able to lift a stone in one fell swoop. This was their forte. They could both act forcefully and easily crush Yi Yun. Don't be too happy.
But no one wants the practice content to be eating trees!
It's just like thunder!
"Isn't it just eating trees and Guanyin soil, I'm afraid of hanging, brothers, eat it! It's not like playing with Yi Yun this little chicken."
The more Zhao Tiezhu thought about it, the more angry he became. Those men didn't dare to eat it, but he had to eat more. He didn't believe that he couldn't swallow elephant art.
At this time, Yi Yun was not in a hurry. He ate more than two kilograms of Guanyin soil. The Guanyin soil swelled in his stomach, feeling like a lead was stuffed in his stomach, and it kept falling.
Yi Yun's stomach started to hurt.
This kind of pain, which is not obvious at first, will intensify later, and finally kill the person.
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Yi Yun's ear, "Follow me and do these twelve movements."
Yi Yun raised his head and saw Zhang Yuxian standing in front of the crowd, his eyes falling on himself, with a hint of encouraging smile.
Then, Zhang Yuxian moved.
It's hard to describe what Zhang Yuxian's movements are. His figure seems to suddenly become blurred, as if standing in a different time and space, cutting off contact with the outside world.
He demonstrated one action after another, and each action was very strange, but they were connected to each other, but it gave people a feeling of flowing clouds and water.
Zhang Yuxian's speed seems to be fast but slow, and it seems to contain an indescribable charm.
These movements clearly fall in the human iris, but they are catching the wind, as if they are illusions in a fantasy.
Dream……
Yi Yun suddenly had this thought in his heart. He looked at Zhang Yuxian's actions as if he was in a dream.
When people dream, many things they see and say in their dreams are very real and very clear.
Even in your dreams, you have a series of witty words, and you make beautiful verses.
Even you yourself think that your literary talent in your dreams is really good, but you just don't remember what you wrote or said.
When I wake up, I forget all about it.
Now that Yi Yun saw Zhang Yuxian's actions, he had such a strange thought.
Is this "swallowing elephant" really just a set of basic exercises? Why do you think it is more magical than "Dragon Tendon and Tiger Bone Fist"?
Yi Yun felt unimaginable.
At this time, Zhang Yuxian had already stopped. Although he could not remember many movements clearly, Yi Yun still knew that Zhang Yuxian had done this set of movements three times just now!
"Okay, these are the twelve movements of swallowing the elephant. You can follow them. By doing these movements, your elephant swallowing will be successful, and digesting some Guanyin soil will not be a problem at all."
What... what?
Hearing Zhang Yuxian's words, Zhao Tiezhu and the others stared at them with big eyes!
What did Zhang Yuxian do just now?
Their eyes dazzled, Zhang Yuxian's body swayed, a bunch of afterimages appeared, and then he stood back again.
Some people even thought that they were dazzled just now and saw double images.
They didn't understand the situation at all, and they acted according to Zhang Yuxian's actions, how could it be possible!
"is there any problem?"
Seeing the ugly faces of many people in the soldier reserve camp, Zhang Yuxian asked.
"There is... there is a problem..." Zhao Tiezhu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with difficulty: "If...if I can't learn your...your movements, then what about the Guanyin soil and wood we eat...what should I do? "
Zhao Tiezhu felt that there was almost no hope for him. It was so complicated that he couldn't even read the movements. In the past three days, he was afraid that he would not be able to learn it anyway!
"Huh?" Zhang Yuxian frowned, as if he didn't bother to pay attention to Zhao Tiezhu's idiot question, he said impatiently: "Take a finger or a bamboo stick when you go to the toilet, maybe you won't die, remember not to drink water."
After Zhang Yuxian said this, Zhao Tiezhu and others suddenly felt like they had swallowed a pound of stool, which was still fermented in the stomach for several days.
That expression, how wonderful it is.
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