Chapter 39 The Most Painful Thing in Life

Yi Yun has been repeating the twelve movements of the elephant swallowing technique. These movements, for some reason, consume a lot of energy. Yi Yun is in a half-awake state. After doing this set of movements five times, he is exhausted!

Yi Yun opened his eyes, only to find that his abdomen was extremely hot, like it was on fire!

All the forces in his body rushed towards his abdomen, and a large amount of blood and energy were endless!

Normal people, after eating a full stomach, the body's blood will flow to the stomach more to digest the nutrients eaten.

This is the case with Yi Yun now, but it is a hundred times stronger.

Yi Yun felt that if he thought about it, all the qi and blood in his body could condense in his stomach, and even if it was iron nails and glass, it could be digested!

The bloating feeling after eating the Guanyin soil has completely disappeared, and in the powerful peristalsis of the stomach, the Guanyin soil that has condensed is all broken up.

Yi Yun raised his head, only to realize that everyone was looking at him, Zhang Yuxian was smiling, while the soldiers in the reserve camp were surprised, jealous, and hostile.

At this time, Lian Chengyu walked towards Yi Yun with a smile.

"Yi Yun, I've taken it."

Lian Chengyu said this, and under Yi Yun's surprised eyes, he patted Yi Yun's shoulder kindly, "Yi Yun, to be honest, I doubted before that you were lucky to pass the primary election, but now you have proved it. Myself, I apologize to you, I didn't expect you to be so talented!"

Lian Chengyu did not hesitate to praise himself, "I used to ask you to go up the mountain to collect herbs, but it was a talent. From today, you enter the warrior reserve camp, and even the clan will focus on training you!"

"Unfortunately, there are only a few dozen days left in the election of the kingdom of God. It's all my fault that I failed to discover your talent before, which made you wasted time. Now you only have a few dozen days left to practice martial arts, no matter what. It may have passed the election of the kingdom of God..."

"But it doesn't matter, if Brother Yu becomes a warrior of the Kingdom of God in the future, he will definitely help you Yi Yun, so that one day you will be able to walk out of the great wasteland. At that time, the Lian clan who raised us will also be honored and even move in collectively. In the city!"

Lian Chengyu spoke with sincerity, and his eyes did not show the slightest deceit.

If he didn't know what kind of thing Lian Chengyu was, Yi Yun felt that he would be deceived by him!

Knowing the person, knowing the face but not the heart, as long as you are a little good at covering up your inner villain, it is difficult to judge the other person's heart from his facial expressions.

Lian Chengyu is like this now.

Yi Yun understood very well that all of his performances were for Zhang Yuxian to see.

When Zhang Yuxian leaves, Lian Chengyu will tear his face.

How could Lian Chengyu allow himself to grow up?

Yi Yun smiled naively and said to Lian Chengyu, "Thank you, Young Master Lian, you won't let Young Master down."

Seeing Yi Yun being so good, Lian Chengyu smiled again and again. How could he have thought that under the appearance of a twelve-year-old Yi Yun, his experience was much richer than that of Lian Chengyu.

Lian Chengyu said some words of encouragement, then turned around and said to Zhang Yuxian: "Master Zhang, the students are dull, and their understanding is not as good as that of little brother Yi Yun. I haven't been able to learn the elephant swallowing technique just now, please ask Master Zhang to do it again. Demonstrate once for students."

Now that he has made up his mind to settle accounts in the autumn, Lian Chengyu looks humble on the surface, but Zhao Tiezhu and others, after hearing Lian Chengyu's words, feel aggrieved in their hearts.

"Lian son..."

Zhao Tiezhu was very anxious, how could Lian Chengyu appreciate Yi Yun and say such words...

"Shut up, you guys are really wine sacks and rice sacks. Usually the tribe provides you with good food and meat. Today, I used a trick to swallow elephant art. It's shameful to learn this way. And bloated to death?"

When Lian Chengyu mentioned the word "swelling to death", Zhao Tiezhu and the others' expressions suddenly changed.

Yes, this is not a joke, if they can't learn it at all, they will all have to explain it!

Seeing that Lian Chengyu is doing things properly and his words are decent, Zhang Yuxian nodded slightly, Lian Chengyu has good talent and leadership skills, and is considered a talent.

Zhang Yuxian said: "This trick of swallowing elephants, eating wood chips and Guanyin soil, is only the initial stage. If conditions permit, in fact, in the future, you can exchange for some treasures of heaven and earth that contain tyrannical energy and are extremely difficult to digest, so that the effect of practice will be even better. good."

This sentence, Zhang Yuxian said to Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun. In Zhang Yuxian's eyes, only Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun can walk out of the wilderness and become a true warrior.

He turned to Zhao Tiezhu and the others, and said, "For you, although it is unlikely that you will have the opportunity to eat those treasures, but after learning to swallow elephants, you will be able to digest them by eating grass, roots and bark when you encounter famine in the future. Completely, it will be of great benefit to your survival, and even if you only learn a little about swallowing the elephant, it will be of great benefit to you all.”

"I'll do it again, slow down the speed, you are all optimistic, whether you can realize the charm of swallowing elephants, it's up to you!"

Zhang Yuxian said, and moved again.

He really slowed down, but he still couldn't really teach Zhao Tiezhu and the others.

So that night, in many latrines of the Lian clan, there was the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling.

There is a saying that the most painful thing in life is to have diarrhea and not find the toilet, and finally pull it into the crotch.

But compared to the current Zhao Tiezhu and others, is this still a problem?

It was only after Zhao Tiezhu's step that he realized that he was extremely happy to be able to pull it in his crotch.

That night, the only doctor in the Lian clan boiled a large pot of laxative and gave it to every soldier in the reserve camp, but even so, they still couldn't pull it out.

As a last resort, they really had to stick with their fingers according to what Zhang Yuxian said before, but later found that the fingers were not long enough, so they had to use bamboo sticks instead.

And the bamboo stick pierced into the chrysanthemum...

That taste...just like a fairy.

In fact, using bamboo sticks to defecate is also a technical task. It is difficult for one person to complete this arduous task because it is impossible to see.

As a last resort, they can only "help each other", one person pouted his ass and let his brother come...

The picture was so beautiful that Yi Yun couldn't imagine it.

Those who can defecate for others are probably true love.

Moreover, just listening to the shrill cry, one can imagine the miserable appearance of the other party's chrysanthemum, maybe they were all smashed by bamboo sticks...

The next day, when they gathered to practice, Zhao Tiezhu and the others had pale faces and walked like soft-footed shrimp.

I haven't slept all night, I keep running to the hut, I can only pull out some yellow water after drinking laxatives, and I use bamboo sticks again and again...

The so-called torture is nothing more than that.

Fortunately, they didn't eat a lot of Guanyin soil. By taking laxatives again and again and sacrificing chrysanthemums again and again, no one would die.

...

When they practiced the next day, Zhao Tiezhu and the others didn't dare to eat Guanyin soil anymore, so Zhang Yuxian almost only taught Yi Yun and Lian Chengyu.

Zhang Yuxian came to the Lian clan this time, and he did not stay for three days.

It was only the next night that Zhang Yuxian carried a jade slip with him and suddenly trembled and let out a clear cry.

This jade slip was used by Jinlongwei to spread the word.

Seeing the jade slip trembling, Zhang Yuxian's expression changed slightly. He just left a note and stepped on his giant beast.

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