Chapter 100 Five-Year College Entrance Examination! 3 Years of Simulation!

"This... son, the little one still has to work, and I will deduct a spar after going out for a while!" The man looked a little embarrassed.

Yang Zhen stared: "Why is the boss so hung up, you let him come out and I will argue with him, forget it, just tell me how to get there."

"Go out and go to the end, turn left at the first intersection, turn right and count twelve, then turn right, you will see it."

Yang Zhen stared dumbfounded at the smug guy, turned his head and left: "If I were your boss, I would deduct your spar every day."

After going out, Yang Zhen followed the path pointed by the buddy, turned left after going out, almost scolded his mother when he looked up, turned left when he went out, and fell into the ditch at the end, there was no first intersection at all.

Huh?

There is a small alley, which should be this road.

Yang Zhen walked around for a long time, and finally saw a place surrounded by a group of people, presumably it should be the place where the eldest sister asked the question.

Just as he was about to push through the crowd and get in, he slapped Yang Zhen on the shoulder, making Yang Zhen jump.

Yang Zhen turned his head to look, and a guy who looked like a trick was covering his chest with treacherous eyebrows, and blinked at Yang Zhen: "Young master, do you want a film?"

Hearing this, Yang Zhen thumped in his heart, could it be that this man also came through time travel?

This... This profession has a future, and it can even be produced and sold?

"Ozawa's still has food?" Yang Zhen asked with his head down.

The man looked confused: "What are you talking about, boy, there is no food here!"

"No food, what are you talking about?" Yang Zhen was a little disappointed. He thought he had met a colleague, but he didn't expect it to be a beautiful misunderstanding.

The man laughed and said, "Looking at the young master Yushu's suave and easy going, he must be here to draw questions and want to go out with the elder sister. I have most of the questions for the eldest sister here. Do you want it? It's very cheap?"

"Huh?" Yang Zhenyi was delighted: "Are you a scalper?"

"The small one is a human, a real human!" The man corrected with a serious expression.

"Forget it!" Yang Zhen's face darkened: "Let me ask you, where did you get these questions, and the answers are right?"

The man shook his head and looked at Yang Zhen with strange eyes: "Young master, these questions are naturally calculated by the younger one, as for the answers... If the younger one has the answer, will you rub your ears with the younger one here? "

Grass!

Yang Zhen stared at the scalper in bewilderment, for being a scalper for this sake, it must be a bit of a failure, right?

"Sir, do you want it?"

"Don't!" Yang Zhen curled his lips: "This Sao Sheng is still cheating in answering a question? Let alone three questions, there are 30 questions. This Sao Sheng is also easy to grasp. You are called a bully for nothing? No. Ben Sao Sheng blows, compared to answering the questions, you all have to call Ben Xueba a bully!"

"Yo, this young master is so arrogant, do you know that this sentence has already offended everyone here?"

A yin and yang voice came, and there were all kinds of disharmony in the tone. I don't know why, after hearing this voice, Yang Zhen felt a chilly feeling in his heart, and his hairs stood on end.

This voice... is very much like the voice of a father-in-law synthesized on TV.

Yang Zhen looked up, and sure enough, he saw a big man with a wreath holding an orchid finger looking at him playfully. The strong scent of rouge on his body could smell his nose from far away.

The complexion of the film seller changed, and he hurriedly pulled Yang Zhen back a few steps, and said with a smile: "What is the matter, Mr. Liang, we are just negotiating the price, and we don't mean to look down on anyone present. You are all from all over the world." Genius, how dare we be presumptuous."

The father-in-law pursed his lips, snorted softly, took out a pink handkerchief and wiped his nose lightly, turned his head away, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah, Mr. Niu won a question!"

"How to dry sweat in the fastest way?"

"This... naturally wiped it off with the most absorbent cloth!"

"I don't think it's that simple. The eldest sister's questions are always esoteric and she finds a new way. Maybe this is a question that tests the depth of Yuanli. I think it should be steamed with fire-attribute martial arts!"

"This answer really has a different way, I admire it!"

"I think it's the fastest way to shake your face to shake off the sweat. After all, it takes time to find things. What if there is no cloth around?"

...

Everyone was talking about the answer to the question, and the crooked Mr. Niu blushed, staring at the question card in his hand and trembling all over. Suddenly, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell backwards straight.

"Oh, Mr. Niu also fell down. This question is really too difficult. Hurry up and help Mr. Niu up."

Yang Zhen stared dumbfounded behind the crowd, and asked the film sellers around him: "Are these people idiots, and they can still vomit blood after answering a question?"

The seller shook his head and explained: "Young master, I don't know. The questions asked by the eldest sister are often too profound, and there are various restrictions on those question cards, which can test the character and strength of the answerers. Otherwise, why did it take so long? No one can answer all three questions correctly?"

After finishing speaking, the film seller seemed to see that Yang Zhen was eager to try, and took out countless wooden chips from his arms with a clatter, and said, "Young master, these small films completely simulate the topic of the big sister's head, maybe it will be helpful to you." .”

Yang Zhen was stunned, and seeing the earnest eyes of the film seller, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't tell people that you are a film seller in the future. How can you make a fortune with such a low-level marketing method?"

"Then...how should I say it?" Selling Films' face was startled.

Yang Zhen stared at the seller's eyes: "I'll give you an idea, it's free, just don't forget about me when you get rich in the future."

"Sir...Sir, tell me!"

"These films... Bah, these topics will not be called films from today, they will be called the five-year college entrance examination, and the three-year simulation!"

"Five years of college entrance examination, three years of imitation?" Selling the film's expression changed, hesitantly asked: "What is the college entrance examination?"

"It's a saying in my hometown. It's a test that countless monks have to face. Only a very few heavenly geniuses can pass the test. It's extremely cruel!"

"That's called the five-year college entrance examination, and three years of simulation!" The film seller said excitedly: "The questions asked by the eldest sister are probably more cruel than the college entrance examination in the son's hometown, it is cruel to the extreme!"

Yang Zhen laughed loudly, and walked towards the crowd: "Let it be, let it be, I am here to answer the questions, can you watch the excitement consciously step aside?"

Ben's dad?

The father-in-law pointed at Yang Zhen: "Boy, are you taking advantage of us?"

Yang Zhen hurriedly cupped his hands, made a scholar's ceremony, and said: "No, no, my father is the father of a school bully, not my dad's bully. Because he is a rich student, the neighbors in the neighborhood all respectfully call him 'Papa Yang'!"

"It turned out to be Yang Baba. Xueba means the master of learning?"

"Oh, this man is so smart, but has he ever guessed the three questions on the head of the eldest sister?"

The man's face turned red, and he said excitedly: "Yang Baba also thinks that I can answer the three questions of the elder sister correctly?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" Yang Zhen cupped his hands and said, "In Yang's hometown, there is a saying that has been spurring countless students to work tirelessly on the way of learning and learning. I don't know how many generations it has inspired."

"Oh?" The man looked surprised, and asked: "There are such wise and famous words, I wonder if I can say them and listen to you?"

Yang Zhen nodded, and said: "This is what the saying goes, you may not succeed if you try, but you will not succeed if you don't try..."

Everyone couldn't help nodding when they heard the words, their eyes lit up, and they all focused on Yang Zhen.

Yang Zhen coughed lightly, and then said: "You can only know if you try it yourself..."

"Know what?" the man asked eagerly.

"Only then can I know how stupid I am!"

puff!

A group of people were stunned, and Qi Qi looked at Yang Zhen in confusion.

Nima, there is such a wise saying?

Only by trying it yourself can you know how stupid you are?

Well, it seems to be fine.

Taking advantage of everyone's stunned and stiff state, Yang Zhen came to the inscription card drawn by Mr. Niu. The thunder sword in his hand flashed coldly, and the inscription card broke in response. It was split into two halves, half fell to the ground, and the other half returned Stay where you are, with dragons and phoenixes dancing on it, leaving only half of the sweaty words:

Dry!