Chapter 97 The Old Man Is Very Stupid

"Calm down, calm down, the stove will blow up after a while, it's just a joke, teach this little bastard a bloody lesson, so as not to let him get whimsical and think that refining weapons and alchemy are pediatrics."

The old man took pleasure in persuading the curly-haired old man, and when he saw the curly-haired old man blowing his beard, he sneered, but his eyes were fixed on Yang Zhen's pressure cooker.

The curly-haired old man snorted coldly: "The terrifying pressure of refining the five-star elixir, coupled with the power of the explosion of this furnace material, can directly blow up this kid to half-death. I want to see what expression he will have after he fails."

Time passed bit by bit, and the two old men were getting impatient with waiting.

Yang Zhen didn't feel anything, after all, the Taishang Laojun had practiced for a long time, so he didn't get there. Yang Zhen was a layman, and his alchemy was purely by chance.

After eating countless treasures from heaven and earth, Yang Zhen stopped and added a handful of firewood.

"It's going to explode!" The two old men looked at each other and said in unison, they covered their ears at the same time, and their eyes widened. One was furious and the other gloated, staring at the expression on Yang Zhen's face.

Yang Zhen also had a dignified look on his face, the jade ganoderma lucidum in his hand stopped, and he stared nervously at the pressure cooker.

laugh!

There was a soft sound, and the deflation valve was pushed open, and a series of hot air was sprayed out, which was fragrant.

Yang Zhen hastily opened the air release valve, and the sound of chi chi could be heard endlessly.

"Wonderful!"

The two old men stood up at the same time, with an ouch, you pulled me and I pulled you, and fell from the tree with a plop.

The two looked at each other, and then muttered to themselves, the old chief's eyes flashed brightly: "It can still be done, the air release valve is obviously designed very cleverly, it will only open automatically when it reaches a certain pressure, and it can also Stabilize the pressure in the furnace, who the hell is this kid?"

"This pressure is even more precise than the control of true essence, and you don't need to be distracted. This, this... This is simply a magic weapon for alchemists beginners!" The more satisfied he was, he secretly looked at the old man, only to find that the old man was also secretly looking at him, and his face suddenly became gloomy.

"Don't even think about it!" The two said in unison, and rushed towards Yang Zhen almost at the same time.

As soon as Yang Zhen put the last two herbs in, he saw two slovenly old men rushing towards this side, and hurriedly threw a bunch of unstable arrays over.

Rumble!

There was a burst of roar, the whole ground shook, dust was flying, sand and gravel filled the sky, and the terrifying explosion directly enveloped the two weird old men.

It wasn't that Yang Zhen hit people when he didn't agree with each other. It was because the eyes of these two old men were too scary. One wanted to eat people, and the other seemed to want to eat even the stove.

Mamai batch, is that okay?

Yang Zhen hurriedly stuffed a handful of five-star Gutian pills in the pressure cooker into his mouth, chewing them crunchy.

cough cough...

Two violent coughs came from the dust, and not long after, two old men came out of the dusty face, which startled Yang Zhen.

Yang Zhen looked vigilant, and just about to speak, he suddenly found that he couldn't even move, he couldn't even make a sound, his heart trembled, and he silently gathered all the power of his spiritual consciousness.

One of the two strange old men picked up the pressure cooker, the other sniffed around with his eyes closed, and they almost came close to his mouth.

"impossible!"

The ancient head and the curly-haired old man said in unison, and looked at Yang Zhen at the same time: "How did you do it?"

Yang Zhen rolled his eyes, what the hell, I can't move or speak now, how can I answer you?

What kind of thing is this? Refining a pill on a whim can attract two eccentric old men. Are these people usually so leisurely and carefree, like to wander around in the wilderness?

"This, this, this, it's so ingenious, can the refining tool do this?" The old man grinned happily, then sat down on the ground with a serious face, and began to think about the pressure cooker, scratching his head like a two or three-year-old child.

The curly-haired old man shook his head and shook his head: "The color is good, and the fragrance is pleasing to the face. This is the best of the five-star elixirs. You can refine such a high-purity five-star elixir in such a short time. Boy, you are simply a genius in alchemy. You must become an alchemist in your life."

Yang Zhen wanted to open his mouth to speak, but he couldn't control his mouth at all. There was nothing wrong with the rest, and he didn't know what these two old things had done to him.

The old man suddenly jumped up, pointed at the curly-haired old man and said, "Old man Chi, don't be shameless, refining a broken five-star elixir can make you an alchemy wizard, you haven't seen such a talent, have you?"

The old man Chi opened his eyes and was about to speak, but was roughly interrupted by the old man, who held up the pressure cooker and said, "You know what this is, the old man has never heard of this kind of refining technique, this young man wants to change the whole refining world, How can I learn alchemy from you, it's a reckless waste of talent!"

Hearing this, old man Chi quit, opened the old man's hand, stared and said: "You old man, do you want to fight? Is it great to change the world of alchemy? Maybe this kid can surpass the master of alchemy and become the master of alchemy." Spirit alchemist!"

"Ling alchemist?" The old man sneered, "You're dreaming like an idiot!"

"You are short-sighted!"

"You are making trouble for no reason!"

"You...I'll beat you up, old man!"

"Oh, you dare to hit me, I'll beat you to death, you old bastard!"

...

Yang Zhen stared dumbfounded at the two old men wrestling on the ground, and with a thought, the power of the soul broke away the constraints of the two, picked up the pressure cooker, turned around and left.

"stop!"

Two voices came from behind in unison, Yang Zhen shrank his neck and turned around hastily.

A terrifying aura suddenly erupted from the two old men, like a vast ocean, which was unbearable. Yang Zhen looked at the two in amazement, feeling extremely weird in his heart.

This is so... what kind of weirdness is it?

The two old men looked at each other, glared at each other, turned to look at Yang Zhen, and asked in unison, "Do you know who I am?"

"Black Whirlwind Li Kui?" Yang Zhen blinked.

"no!"

Yang Zhen almost fell down, these two wonderful things.

The two old men are very stupid, Yang Zhen didn't want to be contaminated with such stupid attributes, so he turned around and left again.

"Boy, how about learning how to refine weapons with me?"

"Boy, don't listen to this old thing, learn alchemy with me, and I will make you the most respected alchemist in Youzhou mainland."

"Hey, don't be afraid that Feng Da will flash your tongue, boy, learn weapon refining with me, and I will let you refine the most powerful magic weapon!"

Yang Zhen looked at the two of them, and asked with a smile: "Can you refine the artifact?"

Gu Tou looked dumbfounded, shook his head and said, "No!"

The old man Chi giggled, and heard Yang Zhen's words again: "Can you refine the Nine-Turn Star Pattern Pill?"

"No...I can't!" Old Man Chi's eyes twitched.

"Then what am I going to learn from you, are two bad old men writhing and fighting on the ground?"

Yang Zhen turned his head and left without giving any face.