Chapter 970
Ruan Xiaoqi clasped his fists and said, "Ruan Xiaoqi is here, because of his rich and noble background, he was given a nickname, and he was dressed in finesse and prostitutes (wearing gold and silver)"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Wang Hao said in return, "Wang Xiaobai, because he knows how to teach Buddhism, so people give him the nickname, milk to stretch his palm (Tathagata's palm)"
"Puchi..."
Everyone in the audience sprayed again, and they really didn't know what to say to these two shameless people.
Say they are nasty! ?
But this literary skill is really admirable!
Say they have culture! ?
This is a bit too obscene!
Xiaobai angrily took out a small book, and wrote on it that in a certain year and a certain month, Wang Hao destroyed Xiaobai's reputation and needed to compensate 10 tons of carrots.
Ruan Xiaoqi's face changed slightly, and he realized that he had really met an opponent.
Wang Hao looked at Qiruan Xiaoqilai seriously, and felt an unprecedented pressure.
Xiao Zilong couldn't stand it any longer, and clasped his fists and said, "This girl, if you compare literature, I guess no one of us can meet Miss Kexin's standard. I wonder if you can compare to something else!?"
Qin Jiutian nodded and said, "Miss Kexin is looking for a partner to accompany her to the road to the sky. This must be based on strength, not someone to chat with, so let's do something else!"
Zheng Xige agreed: "As long as Miss Kexin takes me to the road to the sky, I promise to listen to Miss Kexin along the way and never act alone."
As soon as the words fell, everyone in the audience shouted.
"I really don't understand, why do you have to have literary skills on this road to the sky?!"
"No, this isn't Miss Kexin's blind date, what kind of literary skills are you looking for!?"
"Most of the literate people these days are gentle scum, it's better for us people, go straight and be safe!"
"It makes sense, if you want me to say, it's better to do it directly and choose the strongest!"
"I think what Zheng Xige said is right. As long as Miss Kexin takes us there, we promise to be obedient."
"That's right,
The way to reach the sky is to look for opportunities, what kind of literary skills are there! ? "
"..."
The maid sighed. She had already told Ke Xin that it would be extremely difficult to find someone with literary skills among these gangsters.
It's a pity that her young lady insisted on finding a literate person, which made her very helpless.
"If you don't have the skills, don't be fooled. Who said no one can meet Miss Kexin's standard!? Are you and I not human!?" Ruan Xiaoqi gave everyone present a look of contempt.
Wang Hao nodded again and again, expressing his complete approval.
Qin Jiutian said coldly, "Ruan Xiaoqi, Miss Kexin is looking for a literate person, not a shameless hooligan like you."
"Who are you calling a shameless hooligan!?"
Ruan Xiaoqi's face instantly turned cold, and the aura around him was clearly ready to start.
"Just say you are a shameless hooligan!? Don't you think you can't do it with me!?" Qin Jiutian smiled contemptuously, and an extremely terrifying aura surrounded his body.
Wang Hao looked at Ruan Xiaoqi and Qin Jiutian with interest, and found that both of them had reached the Heaven-level Universe Lord, and from the perspective of their annual rings, they were all under a thousand years old.
Although the thousand-year-old age is considered very young to a multiverse practitioner, to him, it is definitely an old man.
Xiaobai pouted and said, "I'm too embarrassed to say that I'm a genius for this kind of stuff!? There are really no rabbits in the mountains, and a tiger is the king!"
Wang Hao rolled his eyes, he was defeated by this narcissistic rabbit.
The maid hurriedly shouted: "You two please stop, my lady said that as long as someone can write a poem describing the scenery, then he will pass the first level."
"first round!?"
Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment. Could it be that there are still several levels below this! ?
The maid hurriedly said: "The partner my lady is looking for is a person who is both civil and military, so the first level is compared to the text, the second level is more than personal talent, and the third level is a martial arts competition. As long as someone can pass the level, then they can compete with my lady. Go to the road to the sky to find opportunities."
"My goodness!"
Everyone in the audience let out a wailing sound. They still have some hope in the next two levels, but this first level is Biwen, which is really embarrassing for them!
Ruan Xiaoqi smiled and said: "This verse is the best at describing the scenery, everyone, listen carefully, the winding path leads to a secluded place, and the twin peaks sandwich the creek. If there are water fish, it is difficult to raise them, and if there are no forests, birds will live on their own. How many people in the world are fascinated by the pitiful square inch of land!"
The faces of everyone in the audience were very strange, and the scenery described in this poem was very beautiful.
But from Ruan Xiaoqi's mouth, why is it so obscene! ?
"Good poetry, good poetry..." Wang Hao applauded again and again: "Since Brother Ruan has come, then it's my turn to be ugly."
Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes lit up and said softly, "Brother Wang, please!"
Wang Hao pretended to take two steps, then shook his head and said, "It hurts to cry, old man, fainting, small orifices, running water, holding hands, tinkering, slitting, numb hands, sucking yang, under the knees, short and long people, are you adding? !"
Everyone in the audience was instantly dumbfounded. This Ruan Xiaoqi could barely be considered a beautiful poem, but this Wang Xiaobai was too explicit! ?
"Dirty!"
Xiao Zilong said angrily: "I would like to drive this shameless person out. Having him here is simply an insult to us."
"Get out, get out..."
Everyone in the audience agreed and demanded that Wang Hao be kicked out.
Ruan Xiaoqi pulled Wang Hao and said in a low voice, "Brother Wang, you should change another one! Although this poem is very artistic, it's not right!"
"I thought I found a confidant, but who knows..."
Wang Hao sighed in disappointment, jumped to the front of a wall, then took out the sword of domination and danced quickly.
"call out……"
Immediately, a sharp sound of breaking the wind sounded, and I saw a dark sword light quickly passing in front of everyone's eyes.
Everyone in the audience frowned, wondering what the hell Wang Xiaobai was doing.
After a while, Wang Hao stopped the sword in his hand, and then blew lightly against the wall.
"Wow wow..."
The next second, the fragments of the wall slowly fell, and dozens of sonorous and powerful characters with silver hooks painted on iron appeared on them.
Withered vines, old trees, dim crows, small bridges and flowing water people, ancient roads with west wind and thin horses. Sunset, heartbroken people in the horizon.
At this moment, everyone in the audience was completely stunned. Good guy, it turns out that this poem can be interpreted in this way, which is much higher than Ruan Xiaoqi's poem, whether it is artistic conception or forceful style.
Ruan Xiaoqi was stunned, feeling that he did not meet an opponent, but a senior.
Wang Hao sighed and said: "I often feel that I am not perverted enough, and I am out of tune with you. Today I finally verified this. This is a good poem, and you can all think so obscene. This is not a pervert..."
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