Chapter 1006 Why Is It Always Me Who Gets Hurt
In front of the golden stele.
Everyone is inexplicably nervous, what kind of taste is this God of Creation, we will find out later!
After a while, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "There is absolutely no infatuation between the lines, but if you taste it carefully, you can also express a man's infatuation with women, so you barely meet the standard!"
Holy shit!
This poem really hits the mark!
The audience was stunned, feeling that they really didn't understand the world.
If even the God of Creation is so shameless, does that mean that this world should be proud of being humble! ?
And these scholars who have studied hard for many years in the cold window cannot be regarded as real cultural people at all.
Because they don't know how to write erotic poetry, they don't understand the true meaning of learning at all.
"Great!"
Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up excitedly. This is the first time he has been recognized since he became a scholar, or it is recognized by the God of Creation. This feeling is really... cool!
The immortal Xuan Shao behind Wang Hao looked annoyed. If he could go back in time, he would definitely choose to study hard.
Because he knows that he is more than cheap, but not cheap, and the difference between Wang Hao and Ruan Xiaoqi is literary accomplishment.
At this moment, the supreme voice sounded again, "Is there anyone else to add, if not, then the halo belongs to this person..."
The eyes of everyone in the audience instantly fell on Wang Hao. It seems that in this regard, only Wang Hao has the ability to overpower Ruan Xiaoqi, and the others are completely unqualified.
Wang Hao said with a smile: "Looking at the side of the ridge and forming the peak, it is only because of being in this mountain."
"Fuck!"
Everyone in the audience couldn't help but burst into foul language, and couldn't help but praise Wang Hao's poem in their hearts.
This sentence is really riotous but not provocative, obscene without losing its connotation.
Not only is there not a bit of explicit expression, but it will also be so expressive in obsessive writing.
Even from the literal meaning alone, it is completely impossible to see that he wrote obscene verses.
Of course, the subtlety of the phrase 'only because of being in this mountain' is that it can be applied perfectly no matter whether the God of Creation is obsessed with the women's bathhouse or the mountains!
The audience looked at Wang Hao with admiration. They didn't realize until today that a genuine poem should not only write the literal meaning of fooling the world, but also hide the author's obscene thoughts.
Zhao Yiling's eyes twinkled with golden light. She found that Wang Hao was the most handsome when he was a scholar, just like when they met for the first time, Wang Hao became the focus of the audience in high spirits.
Ling Xiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Junior Brother is Junior Brother, not only the name of the Demon King will shake the multiverse, but even the name of prostitution will soon spread all over the world, which is really admirable, admirable!"
"Boss, you are the strongest, the best, the brightest, the proudest..."
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao jumped up excitedly and called Wang Hao frantically.
Wang Tianyi sighed and said, "I'm sorry for this child. I didn't accompany him on the way of his growth, so he took this path."
Lin Shiqi said with tears in her eyes, "Brother Tianyi, it's not your fault. If I didn't go back to the Ice Palace, then Hao'er would definitely be better."
Wang Tianyi put his arms around Lin Shiqi and asked in a low voice, "Shiqi, do you think we really don't want to ask for another one!? This boss feels hopeless!"
Lin Shiqi pushed Wang Tianyi away and said in a cold voice, "You are helpless, Hao'er is just a little thick-skinned, but her character is still rude. Besides, the creator gods are so shameless now, which proves that Hao'er is not Wrong way!"
Xia Weiwei, Xue Qianqin, Mai Mengmeng, and Le Xuan couldn't help but complain in their hearts, their master has something wrong with his eyes! ? As far as Wang Hao's shameless character is concerned, is there really no problem with his character! ?
At this moment, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "The perfect answer, get the second halo!"
"call out……"
The next second, there was a rapid sound of breaking wind.
Everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao with envy, only to see little stars flying from all directions, and then like a firefly, a second golden light circle was formed around Wang Hao's waist.
Wang Hao turned to look at the killing god, raised his eyebrows and said, "Ugly bastards, have you seen that, this is called writing poetry!"
"you……"
The whole body trembled with murderous aura, and there was an urge to kill Wang Hao desperately.
Because he found that Wang Hao was too terrifying. If Wang Hao successfully climbed the road to the sky and obtained the divine status, then the Pure Land of Bliss would be in chaos, and his body would surely die.
Oreki said, "Lord Killing God, I know what you are worried about. Although Wang Hao's combat power is terrifying, it is not impossible to deal with him."
The killing god frowned and said, "You don't intend to borrow the power of the ancient demons!?"
Oreki smiled confidently and said, "Don't worry, Lord Killing God, after the research of the chosen sons of the past dynasties, we have been able to borrow the power of the ancient demons, which is absolutely foolproof."
Killing God reminded: "You must be careful when you use it. If you let the ancient demons run away, the consequences will be unimaginable."
Oreki slammed his chest and assured: "Don't worry, Lord Killing God, the villain knows what to do."
At this moment, the text on the golden stele changed again. It said, "On the day of hoeing and harvesting, please use your imagination and write the following sentences, friendly reminders, the more the better.
The killing god suddenly shouted incoherently with excitement: "It is noon on the day of hoeing, it is actually noon on the day of hoeing, this poem was said by the god of creation, the god has heard it, there is absolutely nothing wrong, the god remembers it clearly Chu..."
Oreki raised his hand and said loudly, "The god of killing is mighty, and the sky is full of blessings!"
"Killing God is mighty, Hong Fu Qitian!" The people behind Killing God also raised their hands and shouted loudly.
Wang Hao was stunned for a moment, and always felt that something was wrong. Could a slut really let people know the answer so easily? !
The killing god gave Wang Hao a provocative look, and then shouted loudly, "Women are unreliable when hoeing is noon; if you have nothing to do in your spare time, it's better to fight the landlord."
"Hey..."
Wang Hao sprayed in an instant, this God of Creation was indeed his fellow countryman, and he even brought Doudizhu with him.
The supreme voice sounded, "Answer wrong, turn on punishment mode!"
"Boom..."
As soon as the voice fell, a thunderous sound resounded through the void.
"what……"
The next second, the pitiful screams like killing a god and killing a pig also resounded through the void.
"Lord Killing God, are you alright!?"
Oreki was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward to support the Killing God, but the Killing God had already been hacked so that the human form could not be seen.
Everyone in the audience gave Killing God a sympathetic look. One second before, they felt that the Creation God and the Killing God had a good relationship, but the next second they were slapped in the face by the Creation God. It hurts to look at!
"Why is it always me who gets hurt!? It was this poem that the God of Creation clearly said back then!"
Killing God was aggrieved and almost cried. He found that the mind of the God of Creation was too hard to guess...