Volume 1: Heroes Come and Go, People Pay Attention. Chapter 27: The Hero Is Sluggish, Can He Still Shoot? (The First Update of the Outbreak, Please Give Me a Guaranteed Monthly Ticket!)
Chapter 27: The hero is sluggish, can he still shoot? (The first update of the outbreak, please give me a guaranteed monthly ticket!)
Now everyone understood why Chen Yingxiong seemed to be in so much pain when he fell to the ground without much intense physical contact.
Men are often strong, but no matter how strong they are, they still have fatal weaknesses. That weakness is a forbidden area that must not be touched. Not a soft, delicate, delicate and sensitive heart, but...their birds and eggs.
"Hahahaha..." One of the commentators laughed heartlessly. Although it was indeed painful to catch Chen Yingxiong, in the eyes of others, it was too happy...
In football matches, there are a lot of hand movements, and there are also cases of people pulling off their pants during a scramble. But grabbing someone by the balls and forcing the opponent to lose possession of the ball is not something that happens often.
Thinking again about the diving gesture that Papastathopoulos made just now, it is really amazingly shameless.
"How could this be a flop?" Liu Jianhong was indignant. "Whoever gets caught... uh, over there, will lose their balance and fall, right?! This action is so bad! At the very least, he should be given a yellow card!"
While the commentators were either gloating, laughing, or indignant, Chen Yingxiong was repeatedly squatting and jumping up on the sidelines.
"Let me tell you, your method is useless. My method will work..." While sitting like this, Chen Yingxiong said to the team doctor next to him, Alfonso de Nicola.
Everyone who plays football has a similar experience of being hit in a vital part while playing football, so native methods are naturally popular. That is to jump up and shake vigorously, then squat down, stand up, and repeat this several times.
As for whether it is really effective and what scientific basis it has, Chen Yingxiong doesn't know.
Papastathopoulos's grip was really hard. I don't know if he did it on purpose or if he accidentally caught it in a panic because he wanted to maintain his balance...
But the result was the same, which brought great trauma to Chen Yingxiong's body and mind!
So far, it still stung and stung, making him afraid that something was wrong with his precious baby.
When he thought of this, he became furious and stared at that Papastathopoulos.
Now he finally understands why Cassano said that Papastathopoulos was dirty when he played football - Damn, this is not dirty, I really don't know what is dirty!
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After Chen Yingxiong tossed it up and down for a long time, he felt that the pain at the base of his lower abdomen was no longer so painful. However, he still felt a little numb, and he was worried that he would just stop doing it, but the current situation did not allow him to take off his pants and play with it in public to see if the thing could get hard.
He was delayed on the sidelines for several minutes. During this time, his teammates on the court were always playing ten against eleven, using less to defeat more. This is Genoa's home court again. The entire Genoa team seemed to have taken aphrodisiacs today. They rushed and attacked from the first minute of the game, causing Naples to suffer a lot.
Now that there is one less person in the team, if there is any further delay, I am afraid that I will be behind in the score when I take the field.
So he suppressed his worries about the baby and raised his hand to indicate that he was ready to go out.
The referee made a hook, and Chen Yingxiong strode onto the court.
But he had just taken two steps, and his posture became crooked - when running, his balls would jump up and down in his crotch, and this bump...it would hurt! !
Chen Yingxiong became more and more worried about his balls and did not dare to use any force to run away.
He was so worried about his balls that he forgot to deal with his "enemy" Papastathopoulos
As a result, this first half was extremely embarrassing for Chen Yingxiong.
Almost every commentator would comment on his performance in the first half: "Chen Yingxiong is sleepwalking! Since that injury, he suddenly seemed timid!"
Papastathopoulos was the most proud of the first half because he successfully froze Chen Yingxiong. The existence that the media said was as terrifying as a giant bear was as docile as a sheep in front of him.
Of course he knew why the other party was so weak, because he caught his balls...
However, defense is inherently unscrupulous, including fouls. The central defender's first priority is to stop the opponent's attack. Be consequential only.
The result was that he successfully froze Chen Yingxiong for forty-five minutes with the help of an "egg-grabbing dragon claw".
He was so proud that he was even considering whether to carry this trick forward - poor Messi...
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"Hernand Crespo——!!! Beautiful header! This is Genoa's second goal in the half! They lead Naples 2:0 at their home court! For the Genoa players , this is indeed a battle of revenge! This score may make them feel a little relieved - but no matter how many goals they win in today's game, it cannot change that they can only play in the UEFA Cup, while Naples plays in the Champions League The fact..."
"Naples' performance in the away game was very poor. Mazzarri seemed to have underestimated the fighting spirit of the Genoa players. The whole team seemed very passive from the beginning of the game... At the same time, the team's main striker Chen Yingxiong has been beaten by Papastathopoulos. After the crotch attack, it was like sleepwalking, completely losing its previous prestige, which also greatly affected the team's offense..."
Chen Yingxiong's performance was sluggish, and Naples' offense was affected. In addition, the team was not well prepared, so Genoa scored twice in the first half.
This game seems to have lost its suspense...
The more than 6,000 Naples fans who followed the team could only watch the Genoa players and fans celebrating the goal together. There was really no way they could do it.
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When Chen Yingxiong walked off the court, he looked quite downcast. He lowered his head and was in a very low mood. He seemed ashamed of his poor performance in the first half.
The Genoa fans in the stands burst into laughter and boos, laughing at Chen Yingxiong's extremely weak performance after being caught by Papastathopoulos, as if he was really a coward without balls... …
"Oh oh oh oh! Someone's got no balls!!"
"The eggless coward!"
"The egg is broken and the heart is broken! Oh la la!"
These fans kept shouting and singing in the stands, humiliating Chen Yingxiong to their heart's content.
This kind of thing makes other Naples players really angry - it's so humiliating and bullying!
But this is their home court, and no matter how unhappy they are, they can only endure it, and there is no way they can really rush to the stands and have a fight with the fanatical fans.
Looking at Chen Yingxiong's dejected look, everyone shook their heads and sighed.
Friends planned to comfort him, but as soon as they entered the locker room, Chen Yingxiong locked himself in the simple bathroom.
A group of people looked at each other.
"I said, the hero couldn't have been really hit by those fans, right?"
"It's not like that. At our home court, so many fans booed him before, but I never saw him so frustrated..."
"It's different this time. He... uh, wasn't he arrested?"
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Teammates were whispering in the locker room, speculating on Chen Yingxiong's situation.
Just Cassano yelled heartlessly: "Look, I told you that the opponent's football is dirty, and he still doesn't believe it!"
Someone glared at him: "Antonio, please stop saying a few words at this time."
Cassano's smiling look seemed to be gloating about his misfortune, which was really hateful. However, that's just because others don't understand him...
When the Naples players were worried about the team's lagging behind in the first half and Chen Yingxiong's inexplicable sluggish performance, the bathroom door creaked open.
As if being electrocuted, everyone turned their heads and looked up at the same time.
Chen Yingxiong stood at the door with his hands on his hips and his belly thrust forward. He raised his head and laughed: "Hahahahahaha——!"
While everyone, Monk Zhanger, was scratching his head, everyone's attention was drawn to his protruding belly... below.
Standing tall and proud there, Chen Yingxiong's shorts were used to hold up a big tent!
"I have no problem here! Hahahaha!"
Someone was pouring water into their mouths from a water bottle. When they heard Chen Yingxiong's excited shout, water spurted out from their mouths and nostrils...
The whole room was shocked, except Cassano who laughed along with him.
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During the halftime break, the Italian TV station asked guests to analyze the first half of the game and also give an outlook on the second half.
Almost everyone mentioned Chen Yingxiong's abnormal performance.
As for the reason...
"I think it's because after Chen Yingxiong was caught by Papastathopoulos, he was a little afraid of him..." said an expert.
"This is impossible. Chen Yingxiong is not the kind of player who is afraid of people! We can often see him risking his legs being tackled to shoot!" Another expert retorted fiercely.
"Why are you afraid of having your leg broken? I'm not afraid of having my leg broken. You can still reattach your leg if it's broken. Aren't you afraid of someone catching your balls and popping them?" the first expert questioned.
"Uh..." The second person immediately fell silent.
After eliminating the dissenters, the first expert continued to talk: "So, it is obvious that Chen Yingxiong has a fear of Papastathopoulos, which seriously affected his performance. You can see from the first half It can be seen in the confrontation between the two people... Naples wants to come back in the second half? The hope is very slim. Genoa's morale is now up, playing at home again, and still leading by two goals... And what about Naples? The head coach's response The preparation for this game seemed insufficient, and the main shooter was in a very sluggish state. In the second half, I think we should replace Chen Yingxiong, who is obviously out of shape..."
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"So... your sleepwalking behavior in the first half was just because you were worried that you would not be able to lift in the rest of your life?" Mazzari asked, his eyes widening as he stared at Chen Yingxiong in front of him.
Chen Yingxiong nodded, a little embarrassed: "Uh, that's it..."
The players burst into laughter in the locker room - no one is worried about Chen Yingxiong now.
Those teammates who were still worried about Chen Yingxiong before wished that they had never thought of it that way, and wanted to grab the ground with their heads - only idiots would worry about this monster!
Mazari covered his face with his hands and couldn't believe it.
The team fell behind by two goals in the first half, and their counterattack was weak. The leading shooter performed poorly, and it turned out that he was just worried about his own bird and eggs!
"Okay, okay..." Mazzarri was furious. "Now that your bird and egg are fine, in the second half, hero, in the second half, I want to see the normal you!"
Chen Yingxiong punched the palm of his hand: "Don't worry, coach. I hold a grudge the most!"
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