Volume 1: When a Male Appears, People Pay Attention. Chapter 30: You’re Kidding! (Fourth Update, Please Vote for Me!)

Chapter 30 Just kidding! (Fourth update, please vote for me!)

The Chinese fans who were watching the game on TV almost burst into tears... This action is very familiar to every Chinese fan who has experienced the era of "Sing Ye" nonsensical movies.

Although not very elegant, it best expresses their feelings after hearing the boos from Genoa fans.

"Ahahahaha!"

"Heroes are mighty!!"

"What did I see? That action of Master Xing in Journey to the West? It's a shame that the hero can think of it!"

"I didn't expect that the hero is also a fan of Master Xing!"

"After being caught in the balls, celebrating a goal with them was a perfect counterattack!"

"I don't know if Genoa fans understand this..."

"It doesn't matter, let the heroes popularize them!"

Excited Chinese fans flooded the Internet to vent their emotions.

The commentators on the TV, Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu, were extremely embarrassed. There was no way to explain this action!

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After Chen Yingxiong celebrated his goal, he ran back to the court surrounded by his teammates. Genoa fans booed him off.

For Chen Yingxiong, this is the best reward for him.

Being able to make the opposing fans unhappy is what makes him happiest.

Genoa's players put their heads in their hands.

Originally it was about revenge, and judging from the first half of the game, it was indeed revenge. Unexpectedly, the situation changed suddenly in the second half, and the entire Naples seemed to be a different team. Their form was all back!

Especially Chen Yingxiong, who behaved like shit in the first half when Papastathopoulos let him go. In the second half, he was like taking an aphrodisiac and couldn't stop him...

Gasperini was on the sidelines with a solemn look on his face. Too bad for Genoa. The opponent scored two goals in one breath, and their morale has reached its peak. But what about Genoa's morale? All hit rock bottom...

The key is still Chen Yingxiong. His two goals and the celebration after scoring were really demoralizing!

While fully mobilizing the morale of his team, it also dampened Genoa's fighting spirit... It seems that his arrogance is not just arrogance...

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The next game was just as Gasperini feared. Encouraged by Chen Yingxiong, Naples' offensive was higher and higher. Finally, in the 81st minute, they scored another goal, scored by Cassano. Scored the winning goal.

After scoring, Cassano put his finger to his lips and continued to challenge Genoa fans, asking them to shut up.

The feud between him and the Genoa fans started two seasons ago, so this is quite a normal celebration...

Of course, the Genoa fans would not be as silent as he wished.

They cursed Cassano in the most vicious terms.

"This bastard Bari!"

"You will never reach the top in your life! Bastard!"

"Naples sucks, idiot!"

However, with the score of 2:3, the counterattack of Genoa fans seemed a bit feeble.

In the end, Naples completed the reversal in the away game and defeated Genoa 3:2.

Genoa's revenge became a joke, but the most eye-catching thing about this game was not the revenge, but Chen Yingxiong's completely different performance in the first and second halves, and... Papastathopoulos's bird-catching defense.

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After the game, Chen Yingxiong was caught by reporters in the mixed zone and asked this question.

"I was a little absent-minded in the first half." Chen Yingxiong admitted his sluggish performance in the first half.

"Why are you absent-minded?" the reporter asked.

Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes: "That thing under you makes people lose consciousness. You will also be absent-minded, okay?"

A group of reporters were in an uproar.

"Then...your second half..."

"Because I made sure my thing was still working normally during halftime, so my condition is normal!"

The reporters were stunned and couldn't believe their ears - was Chen Yingxiong hinting that he masturbated during the intermission?

Seeing the frightened look of a group of people, Chen Yingxiong laughed loudly: "You're just kidding! Just kidding! Look how frightened you are, hahaha! How could I be so boring?"

Naples teammates who were being interviewed by other media nearby heard Chen Yingxiong's words and couldn't help but roll their eyes in their hearts: You are so boring!

After laughing, Chen Yingxiong's face straightened: "Actually, it was the head coach who scolded me so much in the locker room that I fully realized my mistake, so I broke out in the second half... I want to put these two things together." This goal is dedicated to my dear coach Mazzarri. I have a very good relationship with him. He scolded me randomly, but I don’t resent him..."

Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief, this is right... this is the normal development trend of the story. Yes, the head coach must have made some reprimand or adjustment during the halftime break to activate Chen Yingxiong...

"So what did Mazzarri say to you?"

Chen Yingxiong smiled slightly: "I won't tell you."

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Mazzarri was "besieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.

Almost all the questions are related to Chen Yingxiong, who is completely different in the first and second halves.

"When the hero was interviewed after the game, he said that it was you who scolded him in the locker room and scolded him so much that he recovered. What did you say to him at that time?"

Mazzarri thought to himself: When did I scold that kid bloody during halftime? His condition is normal. Isn't that because his baby wife is normal? What does it have to do with me?

But then he thought about it - yes, if Chen Yingxiong said that he recovered from the half-time masturbation and found that the thing was normal, not only would no one believe it, but it would also cause an uproar, right? In all his years of coaching, he has never seen a player masturbate during halftime, never even heard of it, let alone seen it.

So Chen Yingxiong must have lied and put all the credit on himself...

Don't give up this favor. Besides, I have to help Chen Yingxiong cover his eyes...

"It's not that serious actually. I just told him that I need to see a normal him in the second half." Mazzarri replied very seriously.

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"...Mazzarri has established absolute authority in Naples! Chen Yingxiong's performance in the first half was no better than a piece of shit! But Mazzarri just reprimanded him in the locker room and he was able to find his way again. The state is really amazing!”

"...Cassano is a close confidant of Mazzarri, and now Chen Yingxiong has completely convinced Mazzarri... It can be seen that Mazzarri's status in the Naples locker room has been consolidated unprecedentedly, and now Naples has the opportunity to create a world that... The future that people look forward to!”

"Mazzarri's performance at halftime in this must-have-not game was remarkable. He fully explained what is the 'art of coaching'. In just one sentence, Chen Yingxiong's performance was completely different. In the second half, Chen Yingxiong's performance was completely different. A beautiful goal sounded the clarion call for Naples' reversal and counterattack, but in fact the biggest hero behind the scenes should be their head coach Walter Mazzarri..."

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"At Marshal Ma's command, the bear becomes a hero in the second half!" 》

"Chen Yingxiong is convinced of Mazzarri and claims that he and the coach are good friends. 》

"The naughty hero's joke shocked the reporters, but in fact Mazzarri got all the credit!" 》

Not to be outdone, the Chinese media enthusiastically hyped the behind-the-scenes story of the game.

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While the media was scrambling to hype the reversal, Chen Yingxiong was having a great time in a nightclub in Genoa. Cassano has played for Sampdoria for two seasons, and he knows what is interesting about Genoa. So Chen Yingxiong asked him about the place and took a taxi here - of course he was not so thirsty for men and women that he would find a woman to vent his anger as soon as the game was over... In fact, he This time I came with a very great and sacred mission.

He wanted to verify whether his precious wife was still working properly.

According to Cassano, it cannot prove anything if it is too hard. It is only part of the function it should have, and the more important functions have not yet been tested.

So this time, he came to test this part of the function...

As for Cassano? He has his own girlfriend in Sampdoria and they have a good relationship. He went to find his girlfriend and be happy.

Chen Yingxiong hugged each other and had a great time.

But he didn't drink much, because he wanted to ensure that he was sober by then, and he had to witness it with his own eyes before he could truly feel at ease...

After a crazy night, Chen Yingxiong woke up and found others in the hotel room.

Next to him lay two naked women.

Since it is a test, we must try our best to do such a test under extreme conditions, so Chen Yingxiong, who has never tried a double flight before, also flew this time.

The result...

Chen Yingxiong lowered his head and looked at his baby.

The *** last night played a 300-round match with two ocean horses. He fulfilled his mission and promoted our country's prestige, which made him very satisfied!

This time, he was completely relieved.

After sending away the two women, Chen Yingxiong called Cassano excitedly: "Antonio! Let me tell you good news!"

On the other end of the phone, Cassano asked: "Is everything normal?"

Chen Yingxiong gave a thumbs up. "Couldn't be better!"

Cassano laughed: "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid plays football dirty. I told you, I have been in Serie A longer than you. Sometimes you have to listen to me."

Chen Yingxiong nodded: "Well..."

Although he proved that he was still a complete man, it was still very embarrassing to have his balls grabbed in front of so many TV viewers.

"Let me meet him next time and score three goals!"

Chen Yingxiong clenched his fists and said reluctantly.

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After announcing the good news to Cassano, Chen Yingxiong left the room, took a taxi to the team's hotel, met with the team here, and then returned to Naples together.

When a teammate saw Chen Yingxiong, he asked, "Where were you last night, Yingxiong?"

Chen Yingxiong chuckled: "Let's do the experiment!"

Someone guessed what experiment Chen Yingxiong ran to do, and asked, "What was the result?"

“Perfect!”

"Oh - congratulations!" The teammates whistled and clapped.

Arshavin came up and slapped Chen Yingxiong in the face: "You didn't even take me with you!"

Chen Yingxiong was embarrassed: "I'll treat you when I go back to Naples!"

The reason why he didn't take his good friend Arshavin with him was because Chen Yingxiong was worried that if he became incompetent, wouldn't he be embarrassed and laughed at?

So I plan to keep it a secret and see what happens...

Unexpectedly, the result made him very happy. Throughout the whole day, his mood was as bright and warm as the sunshine along the southwest coast of Italy.

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***, in fact, this is often the case in life - people may not believe you when you tell the truth.

So, people are always willing to hear what they want to hear and see what they want to see.

Well... As for me, as an author, of course I would like to see everyone vote ***! !

Tomorrow we will resume two updates a day, if there are any outbreaks, they will still be updated from time to time. If there are any extra posts, we will explode them~

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