Three Hundred and Seventy-Four: [Who Is the Real Recommendation Object]
"Rihanna is our idol, please be sure to conquer her tonight!!"
Before getting off the plane, Eddie Curry and Nate Robinson asked Doug very seriously. Nate Robinson even said in a particularly dignified way: "You don't even have to wear a condom."
This made Duge dumbfounded...Why should I conquer her because she is your idol? Without a condom...it's all over the place.
Doug really doesn't understand whether this is the way of thinking of all black people, or whether Nate Robinson and Eddie Curry are unique.
He doesn't have the heart to care about these things now.
"So, can you fasten your seat belt?"
He turned to an excited Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.
Since Rihanna and Miley Cyrus got into Doug's super pickup truck, they have been repeating Doug's "valiant and heroic posture" on the court.
When they got off the plane, they were immediately surrounded by enthusiastic Knicks players and got into the Duke's car. After getting in the car, both Miley Cyrus and Rihanna did not forget to emphasize: "Your teammates are great! Nate Robinson is really a good guy, and...Eddie Curry, although he looks fierce, but The people are actually very nice…”
Doug couldn't help rolling his eyes at such remarks, he really wanted to tell Rihanna...these two good people in your mouth are planning to let me conquer you in five sets.
However, on second thought. According to Rihanna's recent remarks in the media... she has at least a 50% chance of taking advantage of the slope to go down the donkey and cook rice with the opportunity.
"Hey, you know what? T.I even complimented you on being a gangsta when you knocked two players down in Atlanta." Rihanna shrugged. "I ignored him, though. He's A person who owns a five-centimeter short gun but claims to have a 28-centimeter gun, her partner even said that he couldn't hold on for 3 minutes, which is not at the same level as you... "
Forehead…….
Doug fell into an awkward silence.
He stomped on the gas pedal. He didn't want Rihanna to continue the conversation. She was the only one who knew she had two shots that night.
Under the huge push back, Rihanna realized that she had slipped her words, and she quickly stopped talking.
Fortunately, Miley Sluth was on the phone with Karlie Kloss at this time, so she didn't notice these details.
Soon, Doug dropped the two off at the house of neighbor Karlie Kloss, and then he drove the car back to his garage.
Back home, Stephen Curry was not there.
After searching around, I recalled that Curry had already sent a text message to himself yesterday, saying that he and Russell Westbrook had returned to Los Angeles.
well!
Doug sighed, feeling a little deserted. Turn on the TV, and ESPN is actively discussing tonight's on-court clash between the two Eastern Conference semifinals. Bill Walton and Reggie Miller on TV express their opinions, everyone has his own opinion, and no one can convince the other.
But...they all agree that the punishment made by NBA headquarters tomorrow will affect the situation of the entire playoffs.
Doug turns off the TV.
He was going upstairs to bed.
Boom boom boom!
There was a knock on the door, and he leaned over. Miley Cyrus had changed into a bunny girl outfit at some point, and she made a very provocative gesture: "Hey, sir. Do you need compensated dating services?"
Dug has been under too much pressure recently.
So, he opened the door silently.
Then... on the sofa, beside the stairs, on the big bed in the bedroom... each left traces of crazy love.
Miley Cyrus didn't hold back her volume one bit, and she was prepared for her first breakout since the nanny van jolt. Eighteen postures, she stretched out her hands and wanted them all!
What they don't know at this moment is that Rihanna is standing outside the door while they are "fighting like crazy", listening to the voice intoxicated, soft, clamped, and then self-soothing... This is a stimulus for her And it's a long process.
When Miley Cyrus' voice fades,
Outside, Rihanna was also exhausted.
During this process, she had the urge to rush up to feed the tiger several times deep in her heart. She really wanted to taste the collision of "I can't stop at all", and also wanted to verify where the limit of the Duke is. But finally hold back.
...
Dug woke up at noon the next day, feeling refreshed. Although he did not make great progress like the first time due to the stimulation, his body was fully repaired, and he was exhausted from consecutive away games. Swept away.
Miley Cyrus had already left in the early morning, and now the relationship between the two is a bit delicate, and it seems that the name is not right.
To be honest, Doug blamed himself for his behavior of opening the door last night. He thought he must have been possessed by a demon at that time.
"New York really is a corrupting place."
In some moments, Doug even felt that New York had the strongest magnetic field in the capitalist society, which would make people inadvertently relax their practice of oriental traditional thought.
Jingle Bell.
Doug was disturbed by a series of rapid ringtones, he took out his mobile phone to answer the call, and Donny Walsh's excited voice came: "Great!!! Both murderers have been punished, and Pachulia has been suspended 8 games, Josh Smith was suspended for 3 games. And you... didn't get any punishment, didn't even see your name on the penalty notice!! Thank God!! David Stern finally did a right thing, he His name is finally no longer a derogatory term in New York."
Donny Walsh's excited words came like a cannonball.
Doug nodded calmly: "Okay, I see."
Then, he turned on the TV.
He saw Mike Woodson's frustrated expression on ESPN, and he was speaking indignantly: "Zaza is not a bad person, he is a devout Christian, you can often see him go to community service, and he often Giving money to the church. But ... now God is clearly not on his side. He is being treated differently."
"The decision made by the league is entirely based on commercial considerations. Everyone knows that New York has a bigger ball market and greater influence. And Snoopy is also a very topical player. His every move, Even bringing a female star from the entertainment industry to the team plane will cause a sensation!"
"However, even this cannot stop the Eagles' determination to continue to hit the Eastern Conference finals. Even if the Knicks are favored by the league, they still cannot become contenders for the Eastern Conference championship!"
In the end, Mike Woodson clenched his fists and issued a very firm declaration of battle.
However, the guests in the ESPN studio are not optimistic about them.
"With the suspension of Pachulia and Josh Smith, the Knicks have become a team that is more likely to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. The Knicks' luck is too strong. In the first round, the Boston Celtics injured three consecutive main players. In the second round, the two absolute main players of the Eagles were suspended! When God is on his side, it is difficult for you to stop them from the field." Special commentator Bill Simmons said sarcastically.
And Hollinger is obviously more explicit: "This is not God's help. This is David Stern's unobstructed forcible interference. If even Josh Smith is suspended for three games, Snoopy should be suspended for at least two games... …He also pushed Pachulia, which was the main cause of the two serious injuries. But … he just didn’t.”
"He and LeBron James, two very marketable players, are sons of David Stern. Poor Turkoglu got a straight ejection for a charge on offense and a one-game suspension. .Isn’t this walking the Cavaliers and the Knicks to the Eastern Conference Finals?”
Hollinger was furious.
In the end, Wilkins, the famous player of the Eagles, jumped out and emphasized with the attitude of the mourners: "The Eagles will never give in, and we will definitely play a more exciting game. And, from today, whether it is This season, and next season, Atlanta will always be against New York."
It is not difficult to see from the ESPN guest list that their position is actually on the side of the Atlanta Hawks.
However, when Dug turned on the Internet, he did not see many voices of criticism.
Few people think that the league's penalty is partial, and some even think that David Stern did not revoke Snoopy's technical foul to protect the Eagles.
Judging from the general public opinion, the penalty for the Knicks and Eagles brawl has not been criticized at all.
However, Turkoglu's penalty has caused many fans to complain that this is the league's undisguised walk to send the Cavaliers to the Eastern Conference Finals.
Duger carefully watched the video of Turkoglu elbowing Mo Williams. It was indeed an unconscious behavior under confrontation, although conflicts and confrontations broke out afterwards. But at the intensity of the playoffs, that pushing and shoving can be tolerated. And Turkoglu has been sent off the court, it should come to an end. Additional bans are completely unnecessary.
In fact, at this time Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy also told the media with a heavy heart: "We have been treated unfairly. Our advantage in this series has been lost because of Turkoglu's suspension. "
"I saw a lot of arguments in the media. But...it's actually unfair to put the Knicks in the same position as the Cavaliers. I think Snoopy's penalty is completely fine. He shouldn't have been suspended. Now many The media’s targeting of the Knicks is actually a cover for the Clevelands, and the league actually wants to use the penalty to divert the discussion here. The team that is really manipulated and treated unfairly is us, the Cleveland Cavaliers is the biggest beneficiary.”
Stan Van Gundy's words made Doug frowned and thought, is this the real conspiracy theory?
However, he did not go deep on the issue.
Because, now he wants to know more about who passed the news of Miley Cyrus and Rihanna boarding the Knicks plane to the entertainment media, and took no less than 20 pictures, including them singing and dancing there screen.
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