Three Hundred and Ninety-Eight: [Public Enemy of the East]

ESPN's commentators are obviously out of business. They have almost no concluding speeches for the whole game. The focus of the discussion has extended from "a Snoopy can kill several Justin Biebers at the same time" to "a basketball player can beat several grown men at the same time." ''Is the number of sexual partners of basketball players associated with excess ketone production in gym squats'.

What's disappointing is that even though they knew they were talking nonsense, the ratings were even higher than the competition.

Obviously, the American audience is obviously more interested in the story between Snoopy and the princess.

In fact, the two deepest memories of this game are probably "Snoopy overturned Redick and rushed into the penalty area to break the nose of the Polish Hammer" and Justin Bieber took the initiative to find the Duke after the game Adults talk about Selena.

No way, when Warcraft Howard and Polish hammer Gortat have been injured one after another, it is meaningless to talk about the game.

Most of the headlines played by the media that night were about "Warcraft retired from injury, the Knicks won", "Luck continued, the Knicks won again" and the like. Obviously, for the basketball media, the focus of their discussions has been injuries, not the game itself.

"The Knicks are like a horse-drawn wagon that by all sorts of bizarre coincidences raced down the highway, overtaking a Lamborghini with a flat engine and a Ferrari with a flat tire in the process. And now they're coming to Pagani again Beside, it looks like this Pagani is having a serious problem too...they might be out of gas in the tank."

"However, no one can judge that this carriage has the strength of a supercar just because of these three rounds of victories. On the contrary... I am beginning to worry that this carriage will be provoked by all opponents in the future. No one will tolerate a carriage running at high speed. Running wild on the highway."

"If the Knicks represent the Eastern Conference in the finals, they will definitely beat the powerful Los Angeles Lakers. And this will be a disgrace to all Eastern teams. No team will spare the Knicks next season. They must Will prove to the entire league that the best team in the East is not the Knicks."

An article by ESPN commentator Bill Simmons after the game went viral.

In fact, the management of some eastern teams has already expressed their opinions anonymously: "This year is a historical disaster for the Eastern Conference. The Knicks, who are the last in the Eastern Conference, are actually marching towards the peak. They seem to rely on all kinds of luck. The idiots who put on marshal uniforms by accident, and in the finals, the only thing they can do is to derogate the honor of the entire Eastern Conference team to nothing in front of basketball fans all over the world."

Such voices became more pervasive with the release of the injury reports of Warcraft Howard and Hammer Gortat.

Dwight suffered a fractured right hip bone and some damage to his tailbone. Although the injury will not interfere with his future career, but...the doctor's suggestion is: he should not adapt to high-intensity exercise for at least two weeks, and it is recommended...to rest in bed.

Marcin Gortat's injury report is a broken nasal bone, plus a missing front tooth and a moderate concussion. That night, Gortat underwent orthodontic surgery for the bridge of the nose for the second time in his life. The doctor's suggestion was to suspend the game for one month.

A report like this is tantamount to announcing that...the Knicks are in the Finals.

The second half of the opening game proved the problem. Turkoglu was beaten back to his original form after losing Warcraft. Snoopy's style just restrained him to death.

"Although it is ridiculous to make this prediction, the current situation is indeed: the Knicks will easily eliminate the Magic with a big score of 4:0. They will become the first team to enter the finals this season. In fact, they are also The last team in the 2008-09 season to determine a place in the playoffs."

"It's so surreal. The Knicks are like cheaters with their own cheats. Who would believe that they were once called the favorites to get the No. 1 pick in 2009 two months ago? Of course, This No. 1 lottery has already been sent out in the previous transaction."

"Snoopy became the second player to enter the Finals as a core player in his rookie season after Magic Johnson. And now... he is also a point guard."

"If you go further into fatalism, in fact, the Knicks also entered the finals after winning the first round of black eight last time!!"

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TNT's game analysis did not mix redundant perspectives, they just simply analyzed the next process.

This attitude is exactly the same as the mentality of New York fans. No matter how the outside commentators discuss how badly the Knicks will be cleaned up by the Lakers in the Finals, no matter how they emphasize how the Eastern Conference will kill the Knicks next season.

But now...the Knicks are on their way to the top of the Eastern Conference. Moreover, they are also moving forward with the remnants!

Why should New York fans not be proud? Is there any reason not to celebrate wildly?

Do you have to bow your knees to please others and beg for mercy after winning the ball?

And, most importantly... our Snoopy is a rookie. In the first playoffs of his career, he averaged 13.9 points, 9.2 assists, 8.6 rebounds and 2.1 blocks per game, and he is improving at a speed visible to the naked eye in every round of the game. Who knows what the future holds for him?

And even if they are really besieged by the Eastern Conference next season, once the king arrives next season, it will be the moment to slaughter the entire league!

Knicks fans are very crazy, they are full of confidence.

On the Internet, their artillery fire was fierce, angering other Eastern coalition forces.

New York's most famous "New York Times" even hit the sports headlines: Public Enemy of the East? Why not!

The subtitle is impressively: Who can stop the rise of the Duke? Who can resist the duke and king joining forces? The era of New York has come, this is not a short-lived splendor, but a gorgeous beginning!

For Knicks fans, the mood right now is like being on a jet. The taste of returning to the top of the east is like drinking the most mellow wine... The dark age is finally over. Thanks Isaiah Thomas!

Yes.

At this moment, even Thomas, who had been shouted and beaten by everyone, was forgiven. His past mistakes, even the black aunt scandal, are forgiven because he brought Snoopy. Only a fool would think about those three long-lost draft picks at this moment...Leave the Miami people to be sad!

And when the basketball circle is boiling.

The entertainment circle was also in an uproar before the second game of the Eastern Conference Finals.

The showbiz paparazzi stationed in Orlando have finally captured the exact footage of Justin Bieber attending a meeting with the Duke alongside his mentor Usher.

The two sides do not appear to be negotiating amicably.

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