Nine Hundred and Seventeen: [Welcome Home, Snoopy]

Frankly speaking, LeBron James breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Snoopy was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers.

Finally...finally...this scourge has left the East.

Although the commentators are now saying that the Bulls' strength has improved, they are still the best team in the Eastern Conference. But for LeBron, he would rather play with the current five-star general of the Bulls than meet Snoop in the same series.

That guy is so elusive, you never know how many weapons he has in his arsenal. He seems to be redeeming his potential all the time. If you don't pay attention, he will kill you with one shot!

Here's the sad fact: King James has never won a series against Duke Snoop since he joined the NBA.

That's why LeBron is relieved.

In fact, not only him, but all the Eastern teams were relieved: Snoopy was so crazy. Since he entered the NBA, the entire Eastern Conference has been controlled by him. For four years, the person who lifted the Eastern Conference Championship trophy has been he! ! !

And now, it's finally the West's turn to have a headache.

However, in the analysis of those commentators. They generally do not believe that the Lakers can win the championship immediately, and they even believe that the Lakers' goal this year should be to win the top half, rather than pursuing the championship trophy so ambitiously. After all, the current Lakers lineup includes the aging Kobe and Dugger, who is about to enter his prime.

Who else?

The increasingly cancerous Artest, the nearly fifty-year-old Na, the flattering Carlos Boozer... and a group of NBDL-level players.

What are you playing?

Maybe even one ball is not enough for Duke Dog and Black Mamba to play with. These two are the two most famous iron gods in the league today. They show off their power together, and it is not a problem to earn fifty or sixty yuan in a game. If you really want to, it's not a problem to compose a symphony for Lakers fans to listen to.

However, everyone ridiculed and ridiculed. The body is still very honest. In the new season, the Lakers' national live broadcast games instantly jumped to the top, reaching an astonishing 58 times.

What is the concept?

The Lakers' historical record is 43 times.

The second-ranked Miami Heat only have 32 games with the Big Three. The gap is nearly half!

This is the market appeal!

You can laugh at the Lake Double Iron every day, but everyone just likes to listen to symphonies, so there’s nothing you can do!

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"I can't control Kobe anymore. He goes to Snoopy's house every day now. I heard that Stephen Nash has also joined in. God knows what the three of them are doing every day."

Vanessa was besieged by a large number of reporters while waiting to pick up her children from school on October 1. She is particularly helpless now: "I have the same worries as Snoopy's fiancée's father. Although I know they are normal orientations, you can't ignore your family because of basketball, right? Especially Snoopy, he is not married yet. Man."

Now the entire City of Angels is focused on the Black Mamba and Duke Dog, all the talk shows are making fun of them, and Oprah even invited the two to join in the affirmative action.

What the hell are you kidding?

Are you really not afraid that Snoopy’s engagement ceremony will be messed up? Stephen Nash finally convinced Daphne's father, but the Jewish physicist was still not wary of Nash.

After they spent an afternoon talking, the scientist finally let down his guard and agreed to Snoopy's engagement ceremony with Daphne.

However, he believes it will take at least ten months to observe.

At this time, Daphne's mother, a high-achieving Chinese woman, inherited the fine tradition of the Chinese nation that a mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more the more she looks at him.

She secretly gave Doug some advice: "This matter is easy to handle. As long as you get Daphne pregnant, everything will become clear."

"You have to have your own talents at key positions."

The mother-in-law-to-be teaches me earnestly.

These are all golden rules.

But Du Ge was stunned. He thought the painting style was so strange.

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"I will wear the No. 9 jersey next season. Yes, I gave up my No. 10 jersey to Snoopy. On the football field, No. 10 is the organizer and No. 9 is the attacker. When Snoopy comes, I feel like I can be an attacker with peace of mind. Don’t forget, I’m also a top shooter.”

"By the way, I have become the godfather of Snoopy's first child. Although he is not married yet, nor is he officially engaged. But I believe it is only a matter of time, and I can't wait to compete for this honor, because that Black Mamba guy is really He is so greedy that he actually wants to be the godfather of all Snoopy’s sons, saying that he has countless basketball skills that need to be inherited by several boys.”

"I think he may be crazy, and Vanessa will not let him go."

"I just teach kids how to play football. Everyone knows I'm a very good soccer player."

Nash said this to the media before Duke Snoop welcomed the meeting.

It seems like he and Snoop have become very close.

This makes people very doubtful. As a third party, how did Nash intervene between the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba?

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Although Jenny Bass believed that the deal was very problematic, and that giving up 20% of the shares before the transaction was simply a loss of power and an insult to the country. But now, the person in charge of the Lakers has become Buss Jr.

Buss and Kupchak are very proud of themselves. Snoopy's arrival makes everything go smoothly.

The day after the deal was announced, he received many calls.

In the past, he begged others to make deals, but now people come to him on their own initiative.

Baron Davis, the pride of California basketball. The former NBA All-Star, creator of the Warriors' Black Eight, and former bearded captain of the Clippers took the initiative to accept a one-year, $1.01 million contract.

Antawn Jamison, a former All-Star with both offense and defense, a defender in Washington, and the most low-key man with 20,000 points, also entrusted his agent to sign a two-year, $2.3 million contract with the Lakers today.

In addition to these two former All-Stars signing contracts, there are many other capable stars waiting to join the Lakers, including many elite players in their prime.

The whole world knows that there are two players in the NBA who want teammates, one is Stephen Nash and the other is Snoop Dou.

Now, the Lakers have all the Crouching Dragons and Phoenix in their hands. Although there is still the Black Mamba, a buff that weakens teammates, it does not hinder them at all. The Lakers' flag has become Duke Snoopy, and now is the time to recruit. Who doesn't want to come here to get a ring, or... increase his worth, get gold plated, and then go away to get a big contract? Examples of James Johnson, David Lee, Eddy Curry, and Zach Randolph are all right in front of you!

This fundamentally reduces the workload of the Lakers management. Instead of looking for players to join them all over the world, they can now find suitable players among the players who have actively defected.

"I feel like my salary is a bit high."

Kupchak looked like he was taking advantage of him and was still being obedient, which made Buss want to kick him.

"Our goal this year is not high, just entering the Western Conference Finals!"

Bass Jr. said seriously.

Kupchak smiled softly.

He doesn't think that the little Duke is here for the Western Conference championship. Moreover, the Black Mamba has been looking forward to the Duke Dog for so many years, and Stephen Nash has been regretting the championship all these years. These three are tied together, and the Western Conference champion wants to be dismissed?

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Duke Snoop's welcome party was held at Staples Center.

For this welcoming ceremony, the Lakers Club and the California government spent a lot of manpower and material resources, and even invited Queen Britney to be the opening performer.

Miss American Dream couldn't wait to announce her dual identity as a Lakers fan and a Duke fan at the beginning. "When the deal happened, I was more excited than I was when I won a Grammy. This is everything I wanted, Snoop finally returned to his kingdom. He should belong here, and he can create here. He has released the most exciting records, the most popular movies, the most blood-spraying dunks... He is the son of the media in the new era, and his exposure is born because of him..."

Britney's speech was anything but low-key.

In fact, this is also her inner monologue.

She'd had enough of Duggar being in Chicago and her being in Los Angeles running a label and selling songs. They just released Doug's third solo album together in August. Although more than half of the lyrics and music were written by others, the sales are still amazing, and it has now broken the diamond record.

Since the two were not in the same city before, many commercial performances or concerts had to be cancelled. Now that the Duke has returned to Los Angeles, Britney has more arrangements, which also means both parties can make more money.

So, why would Britney not welcome the Duke back to Los Angeles?

Also holding the same idea were Scarlett, Hathaway, Jennifer and others sitting in the box. Now, they are all shareholders of the Lakers.

To be honest, when old Bass met this group of new shareholders, his heart took a lot of risk. He had thought that a certain duchess must be behind this fund that was sure to be able to get Snoopy.

But he didn't expect that it was all the princesses!

This lineup is too huge.

Could it be that he wants to control Snoopy by controlling the Lakers? ? ?

For the first time, Old Bass realized that his thinking could not keep up with this era of rapid advancement.

This was even more shocking than the first time he operated an Apple phone.

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"I know that everyone has been paying attention to me silently and giving me support and encouragement. Now, I'm home!!"

When Duke Snoop, wearing the Lakers No. 10 jersey, walked onto the stage and said this affectionate confession.

The whole place was blown up by the sound.

Everyone was roaring and screaming with excitement. For Lakers fans, there's nothing more worthy of a roar than seeing the Duke don the purple and gold.

This was due to the magical championship that year, and also due to Snoopy leading the team to the finals twice to compete with the Lakers. The more important reason is... due to the Black Mamba's dog-licking behavior for four years ( here is the verb). This made the people of California begin to feel: If these two people do not play together, it will be unjust!

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