Chapter 1565: Cottage, Cottage, and Cottage Again
I am destined to the West!
After the short snail head said the above words, anger suddenly appeared on Nuwa's originally beautiful face, with a slightly twisted and ferocious look.
At first glance, I really didn't think this sentence meant anything, at least to the people around me, there was nothing wrong with it, so everyone was wondering why Nuwa had such a big reaction after hearing this sentence.
So much so that Ke Ke looked at his master with confusion on his face and an inquiring look in his eyes.
Only the monkey officer's eyes shone with a bright light, as if he knew the unknown meaning contained in the sentence "Screwhead".
"You brothers are so shameless. Why do you still look like this after all these years? I feel ashamed for you. You two are also from the Immortal Way. Bah!"
Nuwa, with a pretty face and sultry eyes, opened her mouth to sneer at the two 'screw heads' who had suddenly appeared. In addition to sarcasm, her tone was full of disdain and disdain. As she spoke, her magical power suddenly began to circulate, creating a A very special field that envelopes everyone.
This area is very strange. From the 'Gaolaozhuang Agricultural Products Store', everyone suddenly feels like they are in the cold and silent empty starry sky of the universe. Moreover, there are dense stars visible to the naked eye all around, as well as all kinds of sights. A strange nebula cloud cluster.
What is particularly surprising is that in this realm that should feel cold and silent, similar to the starry sky in the universe, there are still singing sounds that seem to never stop, and the lyrics also sound a bit painful. .
you are a great beauty
The most invincible beauty in the world
Good looks and good temperament, unparalleled in the three worlds
And this reverberating singing sounds like a chorus of many girls singing together, and the singing will stop for a while, and a very abrupt female voice asks [Nuwa, when did you become number one in the three realms! ? ], and then another female voice will answer [Today, just today! 】.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Nuwa, who was surging with immortal power, and their eyes were very strange, because everyone saw something, that is, this Nuwa seemed to be quite narcissistic.
The two screw heads who were enveloped by Nuwa's domain did not panic. They still looked very calm. The short guy among them said: "Humph! It's not like you are still so narcissistic after so many years." If I say you are a joke, then don’t you look at your flat figure, don’t you understand that flat chest ruins everything, and having a good face without a figure is useless!”
Well!
The expression on Nuwa's face became quite ugly.
Because what the short man said really hit the mark on her long-standing flaw.
As a beautiful woman, Nuwa has always been very confident about her appearance, but the problem is that she is a flat-chested person, so...
At this time, Nuwa was poked at the sore point in her heart, but she could still hold it there. You must know that from the time she was single until now, she could not hear anything about flat chest, but whenever she heard others say that she was flat chest , she will get furious.
It was because of this that King Zhou of Yin and Shang dynasty was overthrown in the ancient times. Originally, this guy's poem was nothing, but this guy who preferred death muttered, "Nuwa's breasts are so small." It happened that Nuwa's mind was attached to her at that time. He heard it while standing on the statue in the temple, so King Zhou suddenly became tragic.
Of course, these details are absolutely unknown to the public. No one would have thought that the cause of the ancient God Conferring War would be caused by such a complaint.
Nuwa herself only made King Zhou miserable and destroyed his dynasty, but she never expected that she would become the trigger for the "War of Conferring Gods" and be used by many people.
But now that the short screw head dared to say that her chest was flat in front of him, Nuwa certainly couldn't bear it.
Who in the world could complain about her poor figure and still prevent her from having an attack?
It was probably her only apprentice, Coco, who had high hopes for her.
After all, the little guy complained about her being a master with "small and flat breasts" many times, but every time, Nuwa never got angry with Coco, which shows that Nuwa really dotes on Coco.
But the problem is that just because Ke Ke said this does not mean that others can do the same.
So when the short man complained, Nuwa became angry.
"Don't think that if you have curly hair in the 1970s, you are a disco-dancing hipster. In fact, you are just a country bumpkin!"
Nuwa waved her hand, and the dark starry sky was suddenly covered by red clouds, and a dazzling red light quickly brushed towards the short screw head.
Nuwa, who took action with anger, used her top magic weapon 'Red Hydrangea' as soon as she took action. If this was hit, it would definitely feel uncomfortable for anyone who is not the destined person.
It is said that when Nuwa was born in different time and space in ancient times, a magic weapon named "Red Hydrangea" appeared with her. It can be said to be Nuwa's natal magic weapon.
In addition to being used to swipe people, this magic weapon actually has another special function, which is to choose Nuwa's future partner.
In other words, although Nuwa is a saint under destiny, she will also have a partner, and this red hydrangea magic weapon is a specific joint.
No matter who Nuwa is interested in, or those admirers of Nuwa, if they want to challenge Nuwa about her thoughts, the first step must be to experience the treatment of being hit by a red hydrangea.
As long as he is not the person destined by Nuwa, once he is hit by the red hydrangea, the taste will definitely make him miserable, even the powerful saint-level immortals are no exception.
It can be seen that Nuwa's magic weapon of red hydrangea is very strange.
However, for such a long time, Nuwa's destined person has not appeared, so Nuwa is also happy to live a leisurely life by herself. She even feels that there is nothing wrong with such a life. After all, there are so many Feel free.
Now Nuwa took action with hatred and hit the short screw head with a red hydrangea, which shows how deep the hatred in her heart was. She wanted to make the short screw head look embarrassed.
Because those who are hit by the red hydrangea and are not the destined ones, in addition to being in agony, will also immediately have some chaotic consciousness hallucinations and do some behaviors that are very weird in the eyes of others.
That screw head must not be the destined person, because when Nuwa was in ancient times, she used the red hydrangea magic weapon to hit this guy.
In the early days, after Nuwa knew the special functions of her magic weapon, she really just wanted to be fresh and fool around for a while. Many strong men who had not yet become saints at that time were beaten by Nuwa. It was precisely because of such a period of fooling around. Therefore, Nuwa knew that her destined person was not them, so she did not need to have any scruples about taking action against them.
"Junior brother, be careful what you say!"
Perhaps it was the short screw head next to him who said nothing, which immediately made the tall screw head next to him with a sallow face dissatisfied.
That's right, after all, they have the reputation of being a powerful Western religion, but it's not good to act like a hooligan.
The short screw head didn't see any movement. A small emerald jade tree exuding powerful ripples of immortal power floated in front of him. It swayed out waves of immortal power like water ripples, blocking the laser fire. The coming red light.
After the red light was blocked, the magic weapon red hydrangea finally appeared.
This is a very small one that looks very cute. It has hollow carvings and a small bell on the inside. There are also red silk gadgets tied to both sides. It is about the size of a palm by visual inspection.
But if anyone underestimates this thing because of this, he will suffer a big loss sooner or later.
The short screw head's attention was all focused on Nuwa. Unexpectedly, a suction force that made his hair stand on end enveloped his whole body. The next second he left Nuwa's territory and appeared in a place that made him feel quite disgusted. In the world of space.
Because what this guy is facing is a swarm of monsters made of various forms of shit, as well as pouring rain of shit.
This is Coco's move.
As a naughty kid who always likes to fight and always looks for trouble no matter what, he will never watch his master fight with others.
And because of the many fights, the naughty kid has gained a little bit of experience. The naughty kid has already mastered methods such as silently carrying out sneak attacks.
So when the two screw heads focused their attention on their master, Coco, who had been silent all this time, started to take action and targeted the short screw head who looked very stringy.
As the saying goes, the first bird will be shot.
As soon as the short screwhead showed up, he complained about his master Nuwa. She was so eye-catching, so who else could the naughty kid target if he didn't?
After all, he asked for it.
[Infinite Reincarnation Killing Disk]
Coco used the weapon that even his master Nuwa had suffered, and now Lu Ya became Lu Ya. It was obvious that he wanted to make the short screw head look good.
"Junior brother!"
The short screw head next to him disappeared in surprise, which immediately made the sallow-faced screw head, who had always been calm, no longer able to be calm.
At this time, the naughty boy casually walked to his master and stood next to him. Niubi Honghong looked at him from a distance and shouted: "Your junior brother went to a very magical place, but it is not certain whether he can come back smoothly. "
After saying that, Coco turned to her master Nuwa and said: "Master, let me vent your anger. That snail curly hair is too arrogant. You said he is a country bumpkin from the 1960s and 1970s. Why is he still acting so arrogant? Is it possible? He doesn't know if he's out of date. This time I turned on the top nightmare difficulty, so that guy can definitely drink a bottle."
Coco's [Infinite Killing Reincarnation Disk] has difficulty levels, and this difficulty level has several levels. That time Nuwa experienced only the intermediate level of difficulty.
Although she escaped successfully, she looked very embarrassed.
It can be seen that this naughty kid's 'Infinite Killing Reincarnation Disk' is definitely what people think, it is just a naughty kid's nonsense, but it is a real treasure with astonishing lethality.
The red hydrangea returned to hover beside Nuwa. After all, the short screw heads had disappeared.
At this time, Keke winked at Nuwa like she was offering a treasure: "Master, look at what this is."
Before he finished speaking, a small jasper tree branch appeared out of thin air in Coco's hand. It was exactly the same as the small tree branch that the short screw head used to fight against Nuwa's red hydrangea, except that there were two carvings on Coco's tree branch. It's just the word "shanzhai" that is faintly visible.
That's right, Coco used her powerful 'copycat' talent to copy the magic weapon of the short screw head.
You know, in addition to being able to copy other people's abilities at will, the little guy can also copy other people's magic weapons for his own use based on his own will and preferences.
It is precisely because of this powerful talent that the little guy has always been so powerful.
Nuwa's face really showed a look of surprise.
Keke was very satisfied with her master's surprised reaction and continued to show off: "Master, you are watching."
Six pure bamboos appeared out of thin air, flashing twelve colors of fairy rhyme.
At the same time, Keke's little body also underwent strange changes. From a little girl of dark Gothic style, she suddenly became a dark Gothic golden body with eighteen arms and twenty-four heads, holding a necklace, umbrella, flower crown, fish intestines, gold scissors, golden bells, banners, golden bows, silver halberds, divine pestles, golden bottles, silver bottles and other objects. No matter how you look at it, it is a shrunken child version of the Dharma.
It's just that the golden body Dharma that should have been solemn has now become a shrunken child version of the dark Gothic style. It looks a bit out of place...