Chapter 1584: The Three Instructors of the Invincible Martial Arts

In the square of Wuwei Budoryu Building, gongs and drums were noisy, flags were waving, and there was a sea of ​​people. The main street was already so crowded with people that the capital had to send additional monkey demon police officers from Huaguo Mountain to provide guidance and relief. In the end, there was really no solution to this problem, so the road was closed and vehicles were diverted, which alleviated the current problem.

Today is the day when Coco opens a dojo.

Two days ago, in order to successfully hold the dojo's opening ceremony, Ke Ke worked hard and used every method he could think of.

Distribute flyers and spread the word!

Spending a large amount of money, we launched an overwhelming publicity on the major portal networks in China. It only took two days to make the whole China know about it.

And it was also stated on the leaflets distributed that everyone who came to participate in the opening of his "Dark Gothic Non-mainstream Martial Arts", that is, the "Invincible Style" dojo, would also receive a pound of farm eggs produced by Gao Laozhuang for free.

It must be said that this trick really attracted countless uncles and aunties, and prompted these uncles and aunties to forcefully drag their eldest grandchildren and so on to participate in the opening ceremony, making the opening ceremony very popular.

Of course, she would not pay for the free eggs, because after she went to Gao Laozhuang and beat Zhu Bajie hard with her pink fists, Zhu Bajie promised to give them to her for free. .

Even though Zhu Bajie has been practicing for thousands of years and has become a demon king, when faced with a naughty child like Coco, this demon king is still not enough.

So in order to avoid being beaten to death by Coco, Zhu Bajie, who has always been smart, immediately gave in and agreed to Coco's request to 'supply eggs for free'. At the same time, he also promised to send Coco a pig demon meat for free every day. Only then did the little guy go back with satisfaction. The government also prevented Gao Laozhuang from being overthrown by Coco.

The square was crowded with people, and the faces of those who came to participate were all beaming with joy. After all, they brought their families to watch the fun and received free eggs from Gao Laozhuang. How could this not make people happy?

You know, the chickens in Gaolaozhuang are not ordinary farm chickens. They are chickens that have become sperms but have not yet become monsters. Therefore, the eggs they lay are very nutritious. They are different from ordinary eggs. They even taste better. I don’t know how many levels there are.

If you go to Gaolaozhuang agricultural product store to buy this, let alone the pound, an egg is priced at 5 yuan, which is really expensive.

Now I just came to participate in the opening ceremony of the 'Invincible Style' dojo. Each person can receive a pound of eggs according to their head count. How can this not make the adults and mothers here in the capital excited and excited?

so,

There are many people here today.

According to the past, no matter what kind of business opened, there must be dragon and lion dancing, and the opening ceremony of Coco's dojo was no exception.

However, compared to the ordinary dragon and lion dances, the ones circling in Coco's opening ceremony were real dragons, and the ones jumping around were real lion monsters.

The Four Seas Dragon Palace sent a representative. After all, Nuwa had a great reputation. If she didn't come and was hated by Nu Wa, the Four Seas Dragon Palace wouldn't be able to handle it.

That dragon was brought by the representatives of the Four Seas Dragon Clan.

This guy was turned into human form by several little sea monsters, tied a few wooden sticks to his body, and then he was danced around by the little monsters like ordinary people. There is no need to talk about the misery in his heart.

Compared with that dragon, the lion monster from the lineage of the Yellow Lion Ancestor from Qingfeng Mountain seemed much easier.

It just needs to jump around and give people a feeling of 'lion dance'. It doesn't need to be lifted up and tossed around by two little monsters, but it is like sticking its butt out to show cuteness, shaking its head and dancing left and right. This lion monster has no shortage of embarrassing behaviors.

Boom, boom, clang! Boom, boom, clang!

There are a row of trumpeters on both sides of the building. Although they all look like ordinary people, they are actually just musicians sent by heaven, and they are just playing according to the requirements of the little guy.

In the sky, there were some fairy dancers from the Tianting sect, flying around swinging their long sleeves. The ordinary people who came to attend the opening ceremony below were all fascinated.

The demon kings who came to attend the meeting took the form of human beings, and they all looked like elites in suits and leather boots. People who didn't know better would really regard them as successful people and think that they were entrepreneurs where they came from.

But anyone with a little bit of knowledge can feel that these guys are filled with a strong evil spirit that makes the soul tremble.

"Congratulations to the Great Sage Qitian of Huaguo Mountain!"

Congratulations to the Red Boy of the Flame Mountain! "

"Congratulations to the Nine-headed Heavenly Lord of Bibotan!"

"Congratulations to the Great Sage of Six Ears of Changbai Mountain!"

"Congratulations to the Great Sage of Pingtian!"

"Congratulations to Jin'ao Island!"

As people from all forces came or sent representatives, Keke was reluctant to receive gifts.

As Coco's master Nuwa, she took leave today and rushed back from the crew to help her apprentice deal with the forces that came to attend the opening ceremony.

After all, if Nuwa can't handle this kind of thing, she won't be able to let the little guy do it either.

On the top floor of the building, in the office where the 'Invincible President' sign had been hung, Pietro and his friends were summoned by Coco from the United States. Several little guys were chatting excitedly.

"Wow, Boss Coco, you are getting bigger and bigger as you get around, and now you are going to establish your own power here in China! Oh my God, I, Pietro, am really lucky to be able to follow you, Boss Coco. According to your kind of behavior, Boss Speed, won’t we be able to rule the universe in the future?”

As always, when Pietro opened his mouth, flattery flowed endlessly.

Sitting behind the big CEO desk, Coco nodded to Pietro with a look of "I am so awesome", and was obviously quite comfortable with his flattery.

Only Pietro's sister Wanda was speechless to her shameless brother, and could only express her feelings by rolling her eyes.

Kayla and Wanda were very quiet, while Ensha shrank her neck and pretended to be invisible. This Egyptian loli noticed that after she had been asleep for a while, Coco seemed to have become much more terrifying.

In the office, in addition to Coco and the other little guys, there were three handsome adult men, but their clothes were quite alternative and their faces were painted with non-mainstream makeup.

"Come! Let me introduce you. These three will be the martial arts instructors of the Invincible Style in the future. In the future, the teaching of martial arts here will be handed over to these three people. The four of you are mainly in my Invincible Style as elders."

Coco sat in the boss chair and introduced the three strange men in a very stylish way.

The eyes of Pietro and the other little guys also shifted as Coco spoke.

The man with a shawl with curly silver hair, a face that seemed to be covered with a layer of powder, and was also painted with pink eyeshadow and lipstick, wearing tights and tights, giving people a strong "countryside" atmosphere came out first and introduced himself.

"I am Haihu, please don't look at me with such eyes, the reason why I am like this is because of the master!"

After quickly introducing himself, the man who called himself Haihu retreated with a tangled face, and glanced at Coco sitting in the boss chair with deep resentment.

Yes, a man full of masculinity was forced by Coco to put on a sissy makeup, and his temperament became rural. How could this not make the man entangled?

However, Coco is strong and is a summoner, so even a strong man like Haihu has to give in, and finally become the sissy he is now.

Coco heard a hint of dissatisfaction from Haihu's words, and immediately said: "Your kindness is taken as a donkey's liver and lungs. Don't you know that big sisters like sissy now! If you want to find a girlfriend here in the future, you must obey my arrangement, otherwise I will make you a eunuch!"

The man named Haihu looked miserable and trembled all over. Obviously, he had been dealt with by Coco and knew how powerful Coco was.

The next person who came out to introduce himself was a mature man who was older than Haihu and gave people a middle-aged feeling.

However, if he was dressed like this, this guy was definitely not mature.

The afro hairstyle, half of the hair covered half of the face, gave people a nondescript look, and at the same time, his eyelids were covered with dark eye shadow and black lipstick, which was somewhat similar to Coco's usual makeup.

He wore tights with small tapered legs, a small leather jacket, a pair of pointed leather shoes, and no socks. His overall temperament was not as good as the previous Haihu, and he was full of a strong and more low-level "village non-" atmosphere.

"I am Yiyouzi."

After a simple self-introduction, this guy quickly retreated.

It is obvious that Yiyouzi also knows that his current image is too bad.

But the above two are nothing compared to the third one.

Because the third one was wearing a Japanese sailor suit, a double-tailed wig, and a delicate makeup like a girl on his face. Originally, this guy had a female face, and now he looked like a girl after dressing up like this, but in fact, this guy was an authentic man.

"Crossdresser, Nangong Wentian!"

Imitating the tone of a girl, this guy came out very shyly and introduced himself to Coco's friends.

"Boss Coco, what's going on?"

Pietro was obviously full of doubts about Nangong Wentian. After all, how could a good person call himself a 'crossdresser' and wear a sailor suit! ?

This is unreasonable!

Faced with Pietro's inquiry, Coco responded lightly: "After I found this guy, he dared to attack me, and scolded me when I asked him to put on a dark gothic makeup, so I threw him into the BL world in the infinite killing cycle. After I let him out, this guy didn't dare to be arrogant anymore, and I changed my original idea and let him be a crossdresser to disgust him!"

Haihu and Yiyouzi both silently expressed sympathy for Nangong Wentian, and were glad that they didn't provoke the little guy to treat them like this.

Only Nangong Wentian looked up at the ceiling, silently shedding tears.

There is no way, once you enter the reincarnation BL world, everything will change when you look back.

Nangong Wentian at this moment is no longer the Nangong Wentian of the past.

This problem can be seen from another person who has the same experience as him, Lu Ya, who has now changed her orientation.

Keke didn't want to waste time on these trivial matters. She jumped off the boss chair, came to the center of the room, waved her little arms in high spirits, and shouted: "Let's go! Let's go downstairs. Today we want to let everyone feel what shock is! At the same time, we must also pass on my Keke's invincible martial arts!"

After that, Coco locked her eyes on Haihu, Yiyouzi, and the cross-dressing boss Nangong Wentian, and asked: "Have you mastered the martial arts I taught you? You will have to bear the burden of teaching martial arts in the future."

Haihu and Yiyouzi nodded in haste, indicating that they had mastered the martial arts that Coco bought from the mysterious store, and patted their chests to guarantee that they would never fail Coco's commission.

Only Nangong Wentian was feminine and shy, and asked Coco: "It's okay to teach kung fu, but what if the male students take advantage of me during the learning process? After all, there will always be physical contact in martial arts teaching, especially in actual combat sparring, there will be large-scale physical contact..."

This question made Coco and the four friends look unhappy.

But this problem is not difficult to solve. Coco replied: "You can just teach the female students! You don't need to teach the male students!"

But the strange thing is that after hearing Coco's answer, Nangong Wentian actually showed a very disappointed look on his face!

This made Coco's friends shout in their hearts, "What are you disappointed about! What are you disappointed about! Are you really hoping for this to happen?"...