Chapter 1490: So You Are This Kind of Brother
[A fat man’s counterattack]
I am a fat person.
A fat man who has been disliked by everyone since he was a child and avoided by everyone.
Because I am fat, I have low self-esteem. I have never been in love or had a girlfriend since I was a child.
Yes, which girl would like a fat man?
So I could only focus on my love and study, and because of this I became what people call a ‘student master’.
But who can understand? In fact, I was forced to do this.
In fact, I don’t want to be a top student. I also want to be like my classmates who fell in love early and find a soft girl to fall in love with every day. But because I am fat, I have no chance.
Girls hate me.
Because I am fat, especially fat and greasy.
Even when I was looking for a job after graduating from college, I was rejected by many units during the job search process because I was too fat, which made me full of despair about my future life.
Once upon a time, I thought I would end up alone in this life, dying alone in obscurity and poverty.
But e-sports changed my destiny! ! !
By chance, I became an e-sports player, and through e-sports I actually had a counterattack opportunity in my life...
"Senior brother, this bloody article full of soft articles is written by my uncle?"
The live broadcast has been turned off. Guangchengzi opened a blog that he had collected. After opening it, Akazaki took a good look at one of the articles.
After reading this article, Aka Seiko has been made sick by the dog blood in it.
Guangchengzi nodded: "Yes, this is the article written by my uncle himself. When I read this article, my reaction was exactly the same as yours. I didn't eat for three whole days."
While talking, Guang Chengzi operated the blog and scrolled down.
"Look, there are also articles with pictures and texts."
[The spring of the fat man, this is the real life of an e-sports loser’s counterattack]
In this illustrated article,
It mainly describes the story of a fat man who entered the e-sports circle and how he got the love in his life. It is also written in a bloody way.
Especially the accompanying pictures, so no matter how outrageous or bizarre the article is, it still makes people have no choice but to believe the things described in the article.
This is called having pictures and truth!
The photo accompanying the article shows a fat man hugging him from left to right with a happy face.
"This is a living fraud!"
After seeing this photo, Chi Jing was "furious" and exposed the truth.
That's right, the fat man in the photo is their junior uncle, the famous Master Tongtian.
The four girls beside him are the Madonna of Wudang, Madonna of Fire Spirit, Madonna of Turtle Spirit and Madonna of Golden Spirit.
Ordinary people didn't know these five people, but how could Guangchengzi and Akazaki not know each other.
But in the previous article, the four Wudang Madonnas were described as girls who were attracted by the fat man called an e-sports master, and then fell in love with his superb e-sports operation skills, and then fell in love with her...
So, now the fat man in the photo is living a happy life of being a single person, hugging him from left to right and having a happy time.
Of course, many people are very critical.
But it was fat diaos who couldn't resist him and counterattacked, so this kind of thing was very attractive. Therefore, countless diaosi were attracted by the inspirational story of this fat man and became fans.
After all, this is the 21st century, and many young people are not old-fashioned in their thinking and can accept the magical experiences of inspirational fat people.
It’s just that no one has thought that the inspirational story of the fat man’s counterattack is simply false.
"Why has my junior uncle become so shameless!"
Chi Jing was in extreme shock, and he didn't know how to organize his words to describe his current mood.
"A tree without bark will definitely die, and a man without shame is invincible!" Guangchengzi thought for a while and said such a profound connotation, "Now that my uncle is invincible, maybe he has figured it out. After all, during the past Conferred God War, he was too proud, so he was defeated by our master and his supreme uncle."
Hearing this, Chi Jingzhi also fell silent.
"This is going to be difficult. Junior uncle is shameless. He is really invincible." After a long time, Chi Jingzhi couldn't help but said worriedly.
However, Guangchengzi was not too worried. He waved his hand and said: "Don't worry about these problems. Our master is also thick-skinned, so even if the young master is starting to become shameless, he is still far behind our master." Woolen cloth."
"Senior brother, please be careful. If the master finds out about this and you say this to him, be careful and it will make you look good."
Guangchengzi's words frightened Akazaki so much that he quickly reminded him.
Guangchengzi raised his eyebrows with a smile: "Master is not here, so what's the point of talking about it. Besides, between us brothers, I still can't trust you. I don't think you will tell these words secretly behind your back." It belongs to the master, so brother, what should I worry about?
Of course, if it were other junior brothers here, senior brother, I would definitely not say such things, because I cannot trust their flattering senior brothers. "
There are small groups everywhere, and Chanjiao is no exception.
Although there were only 12 disciples in the original world, these 12 disciples were also divided into gangs and groups, just like Guangchengzi and Chijingzi were a small group of people who wore the same pants, Huanglong Zhenren and Yuding Zhenren had a good relationship, and so did the others.
"Okay, let's not talk about these things. What I am feeling now is that Jin Ao actually took another path under the leadership of the junior master, which is really surprising."
Guangchengzi changed the subject and brought the topic back.
The history of Jiejiao in the different time and space is very different from the story of the Fengshenbang in the time and space where Jin Xiantai is. For example, the Fire Spirit Mother who was captured by Taishang is still in Jiejiao, and the Turtle Spirit Mother who was eaten by Mosquito Taoist is still alive.
But that's all.
In other words, the glorious Jiejiao that once attracted thousands of immortals now only has these four female immortals left, and now they are made into "girlfriends" by the "invincible" Tongtian Sect Master to deceive people in the secular world.
What is even more strange is that Wu Dang Shengmu and the others actually agreed to it, which really surprised and astonished everyone.
Chi Jingzi was very confused about this.
"Brother, why did Wu Dang Shengmu and the others agree to accompany the junior uncle to do such nonsense? You have to know that if they do this, will they still have a clean reputation?"
Chi Jingzi was absolutely right.
Wu Dang Shengmu and the others are female fairies with names and surnames, and their status in the fairy world is not low, and they are also famous disciples of Jiejiao.
So, they are very concerned about their reputation.
And Tongtian Jiaozhu is so nonsense, what reputation do Wu Dang Shengmu and the others have?
If you tell others, it will become a big joke in the fairy world.
Of course, looking at Tongtian Jiaozhu's current meaning, he must not care about other people's opinions. If he cares, he will not do such nonsense.
Guang Chengzi put his eyes back on the tablet in his hand. The blog he opened has not been closed. There are many photos uploaded by Tongtian in the blog, and those photos are all "powerful dog abuse" photos.
It is said that now Tongtian has become a photo-sharing maniac. He uploads more than a dozen photos of his daily life every day, and each photo shows the happiness of him and the girls, which makes the singles feel miserable.
What about making a loving dinner together!
Eating a candlelight dinner together!
Kissing photos with the girls!
Even the girls who got up early secretly uploaded photos of him sleeping with three other girls. This is a huge blow to the singles!
So much so that everyone believes that the fat man has really counterattacked, and he has really won the love of four beautiful girls at the same time.
What is even more enviable is that the four girls have their own merits, from pseudo-loli to royal sister, which is really enviable.
However, one thing that must be admitted is that through this unusual way, Tongtian, the character of the counterattack fat man, has caused countless people to criticize and envy him, but he has also gained a lot of fans and attention.
God knows if he did it on purpose.
Or maybe it was the final result that he learned the way of "unconventional" from the secular world and actively applied it.
In short, Tongtian, who is now unconventional, has led the girls to great success.
At least now he is much more successful than the original one.
Of course, the most powerful one now is Taishang who does cosmetic surgery. After all, for countless girls, his part-time cosmetic surgery agency is like a holy place.
"You and I know that the sisters and sisters of Jiejiao are very loyal to the little master uncle, and at the same time they are very united, so I can't guarantee that if the little master uncle wants to do this, they will not fully support and cooperate."
Guangchengzi said faintly.
Hearing Guangchengzi's words, Chijingzi nodded silently.
Because Guangchengzi was right, these sisters and sisters of Jiejiao were indeed very united and very loyal to the little master uncle.
So under these two premises, if the little master uncle wants to choose this unusual way, maybe Wu Dang Shengmu and others will really cooperate.
Guangchengzi frowned, raised his hand and rubbed his chin, and continued in a very solemn tone: "Brother, I have watched 135 episodes of "Detective He Nan" anyway, so I have learned some reasoning knowledge. Therefore, after using this reasoning knowledge to analyze, I think that it is possible that Junior Master Tongtian, Senior Sister Wu Dang, and Junior Sister Huo Ling are really having an affair."
PS: "Detective He Nan" is a Chinese cartoon in a different time and space, similar to "Detective Conan" in another time and space.
Puff!
Chi Jingzi almost spit out a mouthful of saliva when he heard this.
His reaction was so big because Senior Brother Guangchengzi was too bold to think, and his imagination was too big.
At the same time, he also felt that it was too unreliable for Senior Brother to use the reasoning knowledge learned from the cartoon to infer the things about Junior Master Tongtian in reality.
And Chi Jingzi also discovered for the first time that his senior brother Guangchengzi actually had the attribute of being funny.
And this discovery really made Chi Jingzi's balls hurt...