Chapter 1506: There Are More and More Perverts These Days
"What's wrong with Master Gu Yi? I found that she was acting a little strange today."
Keira, who came to see Coco, bumped into Gu Yi, and was keenly aware that Gu Yi looked a little different today.
But Keira didn't think too much about it.
Coco changed into a dark gothic lolita dress, and with the help of Kayla, she applied two thick black eye shadows. After feeling that her outfit was 'crazy and cool', she left with Kayla. Family mansion.
The little ones did not go out in the car, but on the skateboards provided by Coco.
After leaving Coco's house, Kayla couldn't help but ask.
After all, Gu Yi blushed like a monkey's butt, which really made Keira curious.
"It's nothing. When I called Master Gu Yi to have breakfast in the morning, I bumped into her doing yoga in her room naked and alone, and I found that she didn't have any hair..."
Children don’t have so many dirty thoughts, so they can ask whatever they want without being embarrassed at all and they don’t feel there are any taboos.
This is especially true for a carefree little girl like Coco.
Kayla is older than Coco, already over six years old and almost seven years old, and is about to go to elementary school.
Logically speaking, Keira should understand why Gu Yi became so weird, but in fact, Keira also felt a little baffled after hearing what Coco said.
The two little guys were riding skateboards along the winding mountain road in Beverly. They had arrived at the community at the foot of the mountain and were about to reach the secondary road next to the highway.
Compared with the expressway, the two sides of the secondary road have a bit more life style. There are many small shops selling daily necessities and cooked food, as well as kiosks selling newspapers and magazines.
When the two little guys passed a newsstand, Coco called to Kayla, and the two of them stopped.
"Adults are so weird. Some things just can't be explained clearly. Anyway, I don't think adults are interesting at all. Your Master Gu Yi is like this. Why don't you have hair? Just tell me the reason. Why hide?"
Keira sides with Coco on this issue.
"Just like my brother, I saw him running into the bathroom like a thief many times in the morning.
Still holding his smelly underwear in my hand, when I asked him what was wrong, he would be aggressive with me and his attitude was quite bad. Come on, isn't it just bedwetting? If it's a big deal, it won't be over until you make it clear. "
As he spoke, Keira changed the topic to her brother, and complained with disdain on her face.
Coco nodded seriously: "That's right, my lord, it's really boring. Master Gu Yi is the same way. Just tell me why she doesn't have Maomao. It's really hard to understand why she has to look so embarrassed and shy." ”
While talking, Coco took out a 10-dollar bill and tiptoed it into the newsstand.
"Boss, give me a copy of Playboy. I bought this for my dad."
Jin Xiantai was not here, otherwise he would definitely slap the little guy. He never expected that Coco would actually learn to use his father as a cover and excuse.
"Boss, why did you buy Playboy?"
Kayla on the side was very confused and couldn't figure out why Coco would buy such a book.
To be honest, Keira is not unfamiliar with this kind of books at all. Her brother has several piles under his bed, and he keeps them like treasures.
Keira once secretly looked through it while her brother was away at school, but it was just some big sisters without clothes. Keira didn't think there was anything interesting about it.
The newsstand owner obviously did not abide by the prohibition of purchasing by minors, so Coco successfully bought a copy of Playboy.
After buying Playboy, Coco stood on the side of the road next to the newsstand and started reading in the street.
Not only did he read it, he also deliberately picked out a particularly hot page in the magazine he was looking at and raised his hand.
"I don't know what Master Gu Yi is so shy about. You see, the big sisters here behave very naturally, and they are all naked."
What Coco said really made people face-palm.
"I will keep this book and give it to Master Gu Yi when I get back so that she can take a good look at it. I must let her learn from these big sisters."
"That's right, boss, I support you!"
The little guys didn't know how weird their words were.
Cocoa's voice was so loud that passers-by looked at her sideways.
The magazine he bought was thrown into his own 'infinite reincarnation' space, and then the little guy and Keira continued on their way.
The two little guys were riding their skateboards all the way on the secondary road, and from time to time they would do some exciting tricks like Jin Xian's, which shocked passers-by and even caused several police cars to chase after the little guys.
After all, in the middle of the traffic flow on the secondary highway, it is quite scary to come and go.
Moreover, a mere skateboard was driven to a speed of 120 miles by two little guys, so how could it not attract the patrol police?
If it were an ordinary naughty kid, he would probably have been paralyzed by the police car behind him, but are Coco and Kayla just ordinary little brats?
Obviously, they would never be frightened. Instead, they became even more excited because of the loud sirens behind them, and played even more terrifying tricks during the chase.
Finally, the police officers chasing the little guys realized that they were not just two ordinary little guys, so they had to ask for help from the special department.
After such a chase all the way, the entire secondary highway was already being thrown into chaos by the two little guys, but there was no accident.
The two little guys just thought it was fun and didn't want anyone to get hurt because of themselves.
So whenever there is a situation where a car is about to crash, the two little guys will use their own methods to avoid such problems.
"Boss, the police car is not chasing us anymore."
Kayla first slowed down, and after looking back, she saw that all the police cars had stopped and had no intention of continuing to chase her, so she prompted Coco who was having fun.
Hearing this, Coco also slowed down and avoided a large truck that was hitting him. He stretched out his hand to pull the large truck that was about to overturn because he couldn't avoid it. After re-fixing the body back to safety, He also looked back behind him.
"It's boring. I thought they would continue to chase me."
It can be seen that this is not the first time that the little guy has 'played' with the Los Angeles patrol officers like this.
Kayla also looked helpless and said: "Boss, call the lawyer. The people from SHIELD will be here soon."
Coco shrugged, took out her cell phone, and dialed a number.
Jin Xiantai has a law firm under his name, which he co-founded with Stark, so it is quite convenient to find a lawyer.
It is precisely because of this convenience that every time Coco gets into trouble, she will seek help from the lawyers at the law firm.
Of course, money still has to be given.
But as the owner of several companies, Coco is not short of money.
Therefore, the legal fees are really nothing to the little guy.
After receiving a call from Coco, the law firm readily agreed to send someone over as soon as possible. There is also a large branch of the firm in Los Angeles.
After putting away the phone, Coco and Kayla stopped on the side of the road and started chatting while waiting for the arrival of SHIELD people and lawyers.
"The real world is not interesting at all. You have to be careful in everything you do, and you can't have fun at all.
So, I still think it’s interesting to play in other planes and time, because there we can play whatever we want without worrying about anything. No matter how much damage is caused, there will be no guys like S.H.I.E.L.D. coming to come. trouble. "
Facing Coco's complaints, Keira agreed very much.
Now Keira has also awakened the Kryptonian talent, and far surpassed her brother. Therefore, Keira began to be like Coco, feeling that you have to be timid in everything you do in real life, and it is far better to do things in other planes. So happy.
In fact, it’s not surprising at all that little ones would feel this way.
You know, in the reality of different time and space, they have to abide by various rules and cannot mess around at all.
And you also have to worry about harming the general public.
But in other planes of time and space, there is no need to have such scruples.
To put it bluntly, even if they destroy a world, no one will come to trouble them, so they can play freely and play as they want.
There is an essential difference.
The first is a question of ‘identity’.
Coco and Keira 'identify' with the different time and space, and both feel that they are part of the different time and space world and a member of the human race.
That's why they care about ordinary people in different time and space.
But other planes of time and space are different.
The little guy has no sense of 'identification' with the creatures in other time and space, and regards them as beings like NPCs.
Therefore, under such a premise, of course the little guys will act without any scruples.
Just imagine, who would value nPC so much?
And this is the point of view of the two little guys towards the creatures in other planes of time and space.
A black aircraft hovered in the sky and began to descend slowly. The huge airflow blew the hair of passers-by into chaos, and some scraps of paper were also blown far away.
It's just that people from SHIELD are here, and Coco and Keira have dealt with people from SHIELD more than once or twice, so they are no strangers.
From the reaction of the two little guys at this moment, there is no trace of fear or nervousness. This shows that SHIELD, which is scary to others, is not that scary in the eyes of the little guys.
When the aircraft descended to the height of the third floor, a guy jumped out from the exit that opened on the side. He was a guy wearing a green tights, green glasses, and a crystal that was constantly flashing green light around his waist.
"There are so many perverts who like to wear tight clothes nowadays. I just don't understand why they like to wear tight clothes so much. Do they not know how disgusting and disgusting their bodies are!"
Coco made a vomiting gesture and complained to her friend Kayla next to her.
Keira raised her hand with an exaggerated expression and said, "Indeed, even my brother has become a member of this perverted group. I personally think that people like them are hopeless. They are probably too narcissistic and have trouble with their figure." Well, my God, his penis is not as big as my brother’s. It’s more like a caterpillar than your dad’s. It’s so disgusting. It’s going to be a nightmare for me for the rest of my life.”
It must be said that Kayla was very aggressive at this moment. I don’t know if it was because of Coco’s influence, but she was already walking on the road that was getting further and further away from being a lady.
The man who had already landed and posed in a self-proclaimed handsome pose staggered after hearing the two little girls’ complaints, and almost fell to the ground.
The blow of the brat’s words seemed to have a great impact on the young man in the green tights…