Chapter 2279 He Is Indeed a Madman!

Indeed, with such a big plaque and such big characters, it is difficult not to attract attention.

Sanshan Thatched Cottage, with four big characters, hangs on the edge of the avenue.

There was no one in front of the door and no cars.

Before Yang Fei came, he imagined what this Sanshan Thatched Cottage would look like countless times, but he was still shocked by the scene in front of him.

The plaque was not hung on the gatehouse or doorposts, because there was no gatehouse or doorposts at all. Instead, a few wires were tied to a telephone pole on the side of the road.

A winding path leads to a small building.

It was a two-story flat-roofed house.

Yang Fei knew that don't underestimate this small shabby house. It might be demolished some year and the owner would become a billionaire.

Mouse pulled over and parked the car. When he saw all this, he couldn't help but feel disappointed: "I thought he was some kind of outsider! It turned out to be a gangster! Fei Shao, this person must be a deceitful person who steals his reputation. Let's go, right?"

Yang Fei chuckled: "Now that it's here, let's make peace with it."

Mouse pointed at the words on the plaque: "Master Fei, how good are these words?"

"Amateur level, I guess my writing is better than this."

"It doesn't look good to me! This further shows that this person is a charlatan. There are many swindlers in the charlatan nowadays, who specialize in defrauding people of money by relying on various folk remedies, strange medicines, weird things, etc. I have only seen a charlatan. The wandering doctor said that the secret recipe passed down from his ancestors was actually concocted by himself at random, and he even cured people, and now he has been arrested. "

Yang Fei said: "If he is a liar, it will be difficult for him to deceive me. If he can deceive me, it means that he is better than me and smarter than me. Then I am convinced by his deception. Let's go and have a look. ”

The autumn sun was shining so hot in the sky that the green plants on the roadside drooped their heads. Even the grass was listless, wilted and lifeless.

There was a lot of dust on the roadside, so the house looked a bit gray and particularly dirty.

There is no courtyard gate.

Yang Fei and Moazi walked to the gate.

The door is open.

Yang Fei stood in front of the door and shouted twice inside: "Excuse me, is anyone here?"

No one agreed.

The mouse raised his voice and shouted twice: "Hey, is there anyone?"

Suddenly a voice came from above the head: "Who?"

Yang Fei and Mo Zi were startled and took a few steps back. When they looked up, they saw a furry head sticking out from the roof of the bungalow on the second floor.

Because of the backlight, it looks dark, like a cat head.

"What monster?" cried the mouse.

"You are the monster!" The head above opened its mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, and then it became clear that it was a human head.

"It's a human! It scared me! Why do you have such a long beard and hair? Why don't you trim it and take care of it? It's dirty and ugly!" said the mouse.

"Ugly? In my opinion, you are the ugly ones! I am the most handsome in the world." The head above grinned.

"I'll beat you!" Mouse shook his head.

"Master Fei, this is a mental illness, let's go!"

"You are mentally ill!" the person above yelled.

"Hey, when he curses, he becomes normal." The mouse glared at him.

Yang Fei laughed: "Fellow fellow, we are passers-by. There is no water in the car and we are thirsty. Can I borrow a bowl of tea from you?"

"You have a car, but are you worried that you can't buy water out front?"

"I'm thirsty now. Can I buy a bowl of water from you?"

"Not for sale. I can give you two bowls for free."

"Okay, then I'll drink for free."

"You are really weird. You came to my house to ask for water! I don't drink tea. I only have boiled water. Do you want to drink it?"

"Yes, thank you for your hard work. Please ask your family to give us two cups of tea - water!"

"I'm the only one here, where does my family come from? I don't have a home! Just a house!"

As he spoke, the black head shrank back.

Just when Yang Fei thought that the other party was coming down the stairs at the back, his vision suddenly went dark, and then someone appeared next to him.

The mouse was also startled!

Good guy!

The man above actually jumped from the second floor.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen anyone as handsome as me?" The weirdo flipped up his long hair.

This guy actually looks pretty good, but he’s just too sloppy!

A lot of hair and beard!

Yang Fei said: "I have seen many handsome people, but this is the first time I have seen such a strange person."

"Wait, I'll get you some water." The weirdo said and entered the house.

"Master Fei, based on my experience in the world, people with long hair and beards have very weird personalities, behave eccentrically, and have very bad tempers."

"This is your prejudice."

"Really, Mr. Fei, I've seen a lot of people like this. So when I see people with long hair and beards, I don't like them. If this kind of person is normal, why are he so unique? Isn't it just for the sake of it? Are you trying to make yourself stand out? That’s why people like this have weird personalities.”

"Nonsense!" Yang Fei waved his hand, signaling him to stop talking nonsense.

Mouse clearly said what he said from the bottom of his heart, but Yang Fei didn't appreciate it and could only take back the rest of his words depressedly, saying: "Young Master Fei, jumping down from the second floor is not a big deal, and it doesn't mean he has any advanced martial arts skills. ”

"I know, I was very playful when I was a child, and I often jumped off the second floor roof with my friends." Yang Fei said with a smile.

The weirdo came out with two bowls of water.

Yang Fei took the bowl and said thank you.

However, when the bowl was brought to his mouth, he couldn't drink it.

Because the edge of the bowl was really too dirty!

There was no way to start!

Not to mention Yang Fei, even the mouse, who was used to being casual and hard-working, was also stunned by the bowl.

"Fellow villager, don't you have disposable cups at home?" Mouse asked, knowing that Fei Shao couldn't drink it.

"No. Drink it if you want!" said the weirdo, "If you don't want to drink it, leave, I still have things to do!"

Yang Fei laughed and said, "It's so hot, what are you doing on the roof?"

"I'm looking at the sky." said the weirdo.

"Looking at the sky? In a daze?" Mouse laughed.

"I'm using a telescope to look at the stars in the sky!"

"Hahaha!" Mouse was overjoyed. "Where do the stars come from in broad daylight? You're talking nonsense."

"Humph!" The weirdo shook his head in a speechless manner. "Whether it's day or night, the stars are always in the vast universe, but it's dark at night. We can use the light of the stars to distinguish their positions! Do you think that these constellations go home to sleep during the day? Or are they eaten by heavenly dogs?"

"Huh?" Mouse thought that this was the truth and couldn't help laughing at his ignorance.

Yang Fei asked, "Which constellation are you observing?"

"Neptune." The weirdo said.

"Neptune?" Mouse didn't dare to answer without authorization and asked Yang Fei, "What is Neptune? I've heard of Neptune and Uranus. Is there Neptune?"

Yang Fei said, "As far as I know, although the universe is large, there is no celestial body called Neptune."

The weirdo said, "That's because humans haven't discovered its existence yet!"

"Since it doesn't exist, how can you observe it?" Yang Fei asked with a smile.

"I found it, and I named it! Because there is water on it, it is called Neptune. If the earth is no longer suitable for human habitation in millions of years, we humans can migrate to Neptune. This is a celestial body with an environment very similar to that of the earth!" The weirdo talked freely.

Yang Fei was a little disappointed, thinking, he is really a lunatic! I regret coming here, it is really a waste of time!

He put down the bowl in his hand and prepared to leave.

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