Chapter 55 History of War (Part 2)

Song "Shit All Night"

The word Fang Wenshan.

Jay Chou.

There is a lonely warmth in the canopy under the night.

Raindrops on the green leaves reflect the appearance of strange beasts.

Jumping feet and turning aimlessly.

I don't know where to pull it.

Who is watching the TV wall of the bird's nest?

The leaves of the poplar were pulled and dirty, and no one could finish cleaning them.

Alien beasts can only get used to it and pull on the same kind...

The wall in the distance was encapsulated, leaving only the diffuse odor indiscriminately wounded.

This forest, the empty field.

shit all night...

????

...

Unconsciously.

Its daybreak.

When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the cracks in the ground, Bahuang Yao was the first to open his eyes.

"Well……"

Covering her mouth and yawning softly, the girl looked up and patted Chen Yu on the shoulder quickly: "Brother Yu?"

Chen Yu: "...zZZ"

"Brother Yu? Wake up.

"

With the greeting, Chen Yu didn't wake up, but everyone else woke up.

"Ah?" Duan Ye wanted to stretch himself, but was blocked by the narrow wall. He was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly returned to his senses: "What time is it?"

"It's morning." Bahuang Yao took out his old mobile phone and glanced at the time: "Six twenty."

"Are they finished?"

"I don't know, I fell asleep." The girl hesitated: "But before I fell asleep, around the early morning, they stopped moving."

On the left, Ma Li said, "I slept later than you. When I heard the noise, they seemed to fall apart after they were pulled."

"...Go out and have a look." Duan Ye suggested.

"I'll go." Bahuang Yao raised his hand: "Brother Yu is still sleeping, or I'll go out and take a look."

"No, I can use martial arts. Create a little eye."

With that said, Duan Ye put his hands together...

"boom."

It didn't work out.

Because the elbow hit the wall.

He frowned, immediately changed his posture, and put his hands together again...

"boom."

not yet successful...

"It's too narrow here, isn't it?!"

Bahuang Yao was puzzled and said, "You can..."

But before he finished speaking, Duan Ye glared back.

The girl quickly reacted and changed her mouth: "You can go up and come back after releasing the martial arts."

There are outsiders present.

Duan Ye's ability to use martial arts without vigor, must be kept secret...

"What are you doing?"

At this time, Chen Yu was awakened, and scolded a little irritably: "In the daytime, why don't you let people sleep?"

"Yu... Brother Yu, it's dawn." Bahuang Yao said weakly.

"It's dawn?" Chen Yu opened his eyes a little: "Isn't it just time to sleep?"

Everyone: "..."

"..."

"..."

"Um?"

After a long while, Chen Yu suddenly reacted and looked up sharply: "By the way, are all the alien beasts finished?"

Duan Ye: "It's over."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye on the back of his head: "Then why don't you call me up?!"

Everyone: "..."

"I have to go out and have a look." Chen Yu propped up and climbed up bit by bit: "All that shit is in our mouths, we can't let others steal it!"

Everyone: "..."

Soon, Chen Yu got out of the ground, and as soon as he showed his head and glanced at it, a stench hit his face...

"……vomit!"

Inside the crack, Ma Li raised her head: "Is it disgusting outside?"

Chen Yu covered his mouth and quickly shrank back: "Made... ugh, it smells so bad. Disgusting, really disgusting."

Ma Li: "Then you spit on my head, won't you be disgusting?"

"Ah?" Chen Yu was stunned, and quickly turned to look: "So accurate?"

Ma Li: "In such a big place outside, do you have to vomit into the pit?"

"emmmmm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm used to it. There are no strange beasts on it, I'll let Duan Ye rush for you..."

Everyone, after preparing in the pit for a few minutes.

They crawled out one by one.

And the smell of the ground is really unpleasant.

Although there is no shit, it is better than shit...

"Do these dog shit smell so bad?" Duan Ye covered his nose.

"Dogs don't stink when they poop, but there are cats in alien animals." Chen Yu explained.

"..." Duan Ye was silent for a moment, then nodded: "That makes sense."

"Really... it smells so bad." Bahuang Yao was so choked that tears came out, and he squatted on the ground, retching again and again.

"Don't spit it out."

Seeing this, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and persuaded everyone, "Where is this going? We'll have to fish for beads in the shit for a while."

Everyone: "... vomit!"

"No." Chen Yu corrected: "It's in the shit soup. After all, they're all diarrhea."

Everyone: "... vomit!!"

"Don't vomit." Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I will give you a little knowledge about popular science. When you smell a stench, it means that there are already fecal particles entering the nasal cavity. This is the source of the smell. Eat everything, what is there? Disgusting."

Everyone: "... vomit vomit!!!"

"Chen Yu, if you are alone, shut up!" Ma Li's face turned green.

"Oh yes, and you." Chen Yu patted his head: "Duan Ye, go and give Ma Li a punch."

"……Row."

With a "pop", Duan Ye clasped his hands together, mobilizing the energy in his body: "Wufu who hurts a big mouthful of phlegm and eats it!"

"... Vomit." Ma Li, who had been holding back her vomiting, finally couldn't help it this time: "You two... you're going to die!"

"Whoa!"

The water flow interrupted Ma Li's next words.

After washing away the stains on Ma Li's body, she also soaked her clothes, revealing her graceful figure.

Immediately attracted the attention of many people...

Wiping the smudges on the corners of her mouth, Ma Li looked at Duan Ye with an expressionless face: "Just punch, why do you have to punch with your body."

Duan Ye: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Slip."

Mary: "..."

Chen Yu: "Slippery..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

The girl lowered her head and looked at her subconsciously... her feet were bare, her eyes became a little dark.

"Huh?" Chen Yu pointed at Ma Li's soaked trousers with sharp eyes: "Are you still wearing fishnet socks?"

"That's right." Ma Li bent over and opened her trousers: "There are two in total. Didn't I give you one as a mark? By the way, give it back to me, I still have to wear it."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded and said to Duan Ye, who was beside him, "Give it to her."

Mary: "?"

"Oh..." Duan Ye responded in frustration, then lifted his pants and started taking off his fishnet stockings...

Mary: "??"

Everyone: "???"

"Well, here it is for you."

Mary: "..."

"Don't you want it? Don't want me to wear it again."

Ma Li: "...Martial Arts NTR Kelin's anger-filled Primal Slash!"

...

"Audience friends, where the alien beasts gather, the signal will fail. So we can't understand what happened last night."

"But at dawn, the beasts scattered, and through the footage from the reworked lens, we could see the feces all over the ground..."

In the crowded Bird's Nest Stadium, the five commentators expressed their opinions in each of your words and my words.

"Because of this emergency, we specially invited the vice president of the Alien Beast Research Association, Expert Jia."

The fat commentator turned sideways, revealing an old man next to him: "Jia expert, hello."

"Hello." Expert Jia shook hands with each other gently.

"Last night, did you know the details?"

"Understood." Expert Jia looked at the camera and sat upright: "A certain class released the ball of light, attracting almost all the beasts on the playing field together. Then the signal disappeared."

"Yes." The fat commentator nodded and pointed to the big screen in the distance: "After four o'clock in the morning, the herd dispersed, leaving only a piece of excrement. This is very strange, what do you think, expert?"

"As we all know, alien beasts have group behavior. But from the beginning to the present, such a thing has never happened."

"Yes. We know it didn't happen, that's why we ask you why."

"Then do you know the reason?"

"I do not know."

"Do you know?" Expert Jia looked at the other commentators.

"I don't know..." ×4

"The live audience, and the audience in front of the TV, you know?"

"I do not know……"

"Since I don't know, why should I know?" Expert Jia tilted his head: "Your logic is very strange."

"..." Hearing this, the fat commentator subconsciously wanted to roll up his sleeves.

But in front of the camera, I still held on to it.

The female commentator on the side hurriedly said, "I... We invited you to come, hoping that you can answer questions for the audience. Even if you don't know, as a professional, you should have some guesses."

"Guess...that's true."

"Then please tell us."

"Okay. Based on my years of research and the experience I have learned from human society." Expert Jia said seriously: "I doubt..."

"Doubt what?" the fat commentator asked.

"I suspect they are socializing."

Explanation: "..."

"...Social?" The female commentator wondered: "Shit together? Is this social?"

"Is there any problem?" Jia expert spread his hands: "We humans can gather to eat in order to communicate. It is also reasonable for alien beasts to gather to excrete in order to communicate."

"...The expert said nonsense and was beaten by the commentator, is it reasonable?" the fat commentator asked.

"Of course." Jia expert nodded: "Everything in the world, as long as it happens, it is a combination..."

"boom!"

With a heavy punch, the expert was knocked to the ground.

The fat commentator stroked his long hair and faced the camera: "Okay, then I am very grateful to Expert Jia for his wonderful explanation. Please continue to give the picture to the scene."

"Okay. You can see that as the rain continues to fall. The alien dung begins to flow around."

"It's too bad." The female commentator interjected: "The position of the feces is at a high point in the entire venue. If they continue to flow, the space for players to move will be reduced."

"That's right. After all, normal people don't want to stand on shit. Oh... look, the remaining alien beasts have left. Even alien beasts don't want to stand on shit... eh?"

The fat commentator was suddenly stunned, rubbed his eyes, looked at it again, and was shocked: "What?! What did I see? Someone rushed into the dung heap?"

"Not one person!" The female commentator stood up in surprise: "Yes... it's ten! No, it's eleven! What are they doing?"

"It's too far away to see clearly..." The fat commentator narrowed his eyes and tried to observe: "They seem to be bending over and playing in shit..."

"It's not playing. They're... shit!" The female commentator exclaimed: "They're eating!"

"Fuck! I'm really eating!"

"Still eating and laughing..."

...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Covered with an isolated water film, Chen Yu stood in the sea of ​​feces submerged in his knees and laughed wildly: "The thirtieth! The thirty I have caught!"

Not far behind him, Duan Ye was also wrapped in the water film, pursed his lips, held the woven grass net with both hands, and fished out a dark ball.

"Shhhh."

Tossing the smudges off the ball, he put the ball in front of him to observe it, and couldn't help laughing out loud: "Haha! This is the 33rd one! Brother Yu, you can't do it either."

"How many have you caught in total?"

"We have more than 60 pieces. With Yao Zi, Ma Li and the others, we have to exceed 200."

"Their efficiency is too slow." Chen Yu was a little dissatisfied, and turned back and shouted to the crowd: "They're all in shit, and they're still wearing 'protective clothing', so let's just let go? What's the hypocrisy?"

"The old ladies are weak." Duan Ye pouted: "Although it was a little disgusting at first, but you will get used to it if you soak it."

"You... you are isolated, can you really isolate yourself?" Bahuang Yao smacked the water curtain in front of him with a bitter face.

"This is a martial art used to block the attack of poison gas." Duan Ye's face was bad: "Are you questioning my professionalism?"

"I...I'm afraid the shit will come through..."

"Don't worry, if you can't get through, you can fish it hard!" Duan Ye picked up a pool of shit and threw it on his head: "Look, you can't get in."

"Ouch..." Not far away, Ma Li's face was full of black lines: "Don't do strange actions? The cameras are flying over there. You are shameless, we still need it."

"What is a face?" Duan Ye asked Chen Yu suspiciously.

"No way." Chen Yu spread his hands: "As long as I get the prize for the first place, I can sleep in shit."

"Me too. As long as I get the second prize, I can eat shit."

"It's a little disgusting for you to eat shit."

"You're not going anywhere in your shit..."

Putting the fluorescent beads into the straw basket at his feet, Chen Yu felt that he should boost his morale and speed up the efficiency of the team's feces.

Otherwise, after a while, other players will come to think of it, and there will be competitors...

"Everyone."

After clearing his throat, Chen Yu glanced at everyone: "We are hiding in isolation, very clean, and throw away the psychological burden on Lao Tzu!"

Everyone: "..."

"I studied science and engineering, and I use mathematics to speak."

Saying that, Chen Yu pointed at the feces around him: "Everyone, fetching 18 kilograms of feces in one minute, for two hours, is very easy...Is it difficult? Just 3 kilograms in one operation. Is it difficult?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "It's not difficult at all, what are we afraid of?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "It's just such a mess, doesn't it look like a lot?"

Everyone: "..."

"Telling you all this is actually one thing." Chen Yu shrugged: "Numbers can speak, we don't have to be afraid!"

Everyone: "..."

"Right now, I'm going to make the last elimination. After 30 minutes, whoever has the fewest beads, I'll really throw him in the shit."

Everyone: "!!!"

"Work!"

The speed of everyone's actions accelerated in vain.

Shining fluorescent beads reappeared in the world...

"Buzzing..."

The suspended camera floated slowly, and after finding that Chen Yu and the others were fishing for beads, they were obviously surprised and circled around Chen Yu.

"roll!"

Chen Yu was irritable, picked up a ball of shit and poured it on the camera.

Immediately, it caused a worldwide vomit...

...

ten minutes.

thirty minutes.

Seventy minutes...

When everyone collected more than 400 fluorescent beads, three figures who were also fishing for shit finally appeared in the distance.

Chen Yu saw the other side clearly.

The other party also saw Chen Yu and others.

The movements of all the warriors in the scene suddenly froze, and the momentum of Xiao Sha mixed with the stench, which quickly filled the air.

"Someone is coming."

Standing up straight, Chen Yu drew out his sharp sword.

"choke!"

The sword body penetrates the water curtain and points directly to the sky.

"The visitor..." He said in a thunderous voice, "Who is it?!"

"Who are you?" the leader of the three in the distance shouted.

Chen Yu's eyes narrowed slightly: "This piece of shit was contracted by us, get out!"

"This shit, wrote your name?"

"Just asking if you're going. Don't look for shit."

"We're here for shit. How?"

"Okay." Chen Yu's eyes filled with murderous intent, and his sword qi was like a rainbow: "Since this is the case..."

"boom!"

Explosive energy!

Shit flowers all over the place!

war on shit...

officially sounded...

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