Chapter 53 History of War (1)

The dark clouds in the sky drifted slowly.

The space here is quiet...

As Chen Yu's voice fell, everyone present seemed to have been struck by lightning, all stiffened in place, unable to make any sound.

for a long time.

Duan Ye, who had the strongest "immunity", was the first to return to his senses: "This...is this the idea that Yang Jian came up with?"

Ma Li also reacted, her eyes flickering: "Don't worry about the underworld, this method seems to work!"

"Are you guys questioning the wisdom of this deity?" Chen Yu squinted condescendingly.

Everyone: "..."

"Then why are you still standing there? A group of fish-lipped people." Chen Yu snorted coldly: "I don't have enough IQ, so I can't do my job? Go and divide the body!!"

The students in Ma Li's class were shocked, and naturally accepted the command, and quickly picked up the knives and began to "disassemble" the corpse of the alien beast.

"Not bad." Putting away the long sword, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "Being able to see through the difference in IQ with mine, and to recognize the identity of my coolie, I am not a person with a good eye and a low hand. Not bad..."

Hearing the words, the movements in everyone's hands stopped.

But when they looked at each other a few times, they pretended not to hear anything and continued to work hard.

YYSY.

They are really convinced by this technique of "swarming beasts"...

Gradually, Ma Li calmed down from the initial shock and began to analyze rationally: "Cannibalism can indeed cause diarrhea in other animals. But can they distinguish the difference between the same kind and humans? How can they be fed into their mouths smoothly? Woolen cloth?"

"Yes!" Duan Ye suddenly said: "If you force feed one by one, it would be better to kill them normally. Take off your pants and shit, it's unnecessary."

Bahuang Yao raised his head: "?"

"Do you know what is most likely to happen in a team?" Chen Yu suddenly changed the subject.

"What?" Duan Ye was stunned.

"That is, when the team has a wise man, the IQs of the rest will be infinitely negative.

"

Duan Ye: "..."

"I took the ball to the penalty area, knocked the defender down, shoveled the goalkeeper, killed the referee who might have been called offside, and it's just one last kick, can you all kick?"

Chen Yu's eyes were cold: "What's the difference with that national football team?"

Mary: "..."

Chen Yu: "The ready-made human corpses, add their blood, intestines, etc., and mix them with animal meat, can't you?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Even if you respect the dead, but this is the end of the world. The living have not yet been respected. Do you care too much? In the end, as long as their bodies are left for burial, it is much better than exposing the corpses in the wilderness, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Then, with so many of us, even urinating, spitting, and spitting, the 'human taste' is quite enough, right? It's not enough to let blood be let go, and the beasts won't eat it?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Finally, alien beasts chase luminous objects. We have more than 30 fluorescent beads in our hands. We smashed ten of them randomly, crushed them into powder, and sprinkled them on the meat as a seasoning. The color, smell and taste are complete, the alien beasts. Did you eat it?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Will you not pull after eating?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Will there be no beads after pulling?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "When it's dawn, so much shit, not picking up hundreds of beads, is it worthy of my supernatural wisdom?"

Everyone: "..."

A silent silence lasted for half a minute.

Ma Li stared at Chen Yu's "focused" eyes and said, "You...really Chen Yu?"

"no."

Chen Yu stretched out his hand and stroked the top of his burnt head: "It's extremely smart, Chen Yu..."

...

"Crack!"

"Crack clap..."

An hour later, as twenty fluorescent beads were pulverized into powder, the busyness of everyone was coming to an end.

Spreading the fluorescent pieces evenly on the piles of meat, Ma Li turned around and shouted, "Brother Yu, it's alright."

In the jungle, Chen Yu, who was resting, slowly got out.

I saw that he still maintained the state of "martial arts", walked around Roshan, and after confirming that every piece of meat was "bright", he said with satisfaction: "The flesh and blood intestines of those few warriors, have they mixed in? ?"

"Mixed in."

"Where's your shit?"

"...It's all mixed in too."

"When did you mess up?"

"Ten minutes ago..."

"Ten minutes..." Chen Yu narrowed his wise eyes: "Now, everyone goes to drink water, how much water is there, how much water to drink, and try to pee again after ten minutes."

Everyone: "..."

"Next, it's my turn to pee."

After all, Chen Yu made a big jump, jumped into the sky, then aimed at Roshan below, and took off his pants.

"Hmm!" Bahuang Yao and several female students covered their faces in horror.

Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the other boys widened their eyes. Take a look.

"Fuck!"

"Is this the tail?"

"Is there really a long leg between the legs?"

"Gan..."

The night wind, mixed with the drizzle, made Chen Yu's buttocks feel a little cool.

He took off in the air, thinking about the Avenue of the Universe in his mind, and thinking about quantum mechanics in his mouth, but he sprayed a water gun of a different color from his lower body, and rhythmically shook his right hand.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Drops of liquid, dragged by gravity, fell flutteringly.

Sprinkle it on the meat, and the rain and dew are all soaked.

This is a beauty that no artist can imagine...

elegant.

Honorable.

Full of wisdom and tact, with hope and responsibility.

It overlaps with the dark background, corresponds to the obscuring dark clouds, and is in harmony with the wind, rain, and nature.

Together they render a set of pictures that fascinate everyone.

The theme of the picture scroll is struggle.

And its name is art...

"thump."

With his feet on the ground, Chen Yu proudly sucked out the last wisp of liquid, shivered, jerked, and slowly put on his pants.

"..."

The scene was silent again.

"Ten minutes later, allow you to pee for the last time, and then start to act." Chen Yu ordered: "Drink water!"

Everyone gradually recovered, and under Chen Yu's "persecution", they poured water.

Including Bahuang Yao, you have to keep drinking.

And the water source comes from Duan Ye's manufacturing...

Walking on the catwalk, Chen Yu walked to Ma Li's side and said, "You are a little smart. So, I will test you a question."

Ma Li: "ton ton ton ton..."

Chen Yu: "Don't drink it yet."

Ma Li: "Tons, tons..."

Chen Yu: "I will test you, do you think these meats will be eaten by alien beasts?"

"Ton ton..." Putting down the bottle, Ma Li swallowed the water and wiped her mouth: "The possibility is normal."

"why."

"Because it's all animal meat, from the perspective of measurement, there is not much human odor. Even if you sprinkle fluorescent powder, it can only increase some attractiveness. I'm not sure that alien beasts will eat it. Even if you eat it, it is impossible for all alien beasts. will eat."

"...Not bad." Chen Yu nodded: "I was lucky enough to find out a little bit of my thinking. There is a future."

Mary: "..."

"So, it's still necessary to add a little more 'human flavor'." Said, Chen Yu looked at the tomb bag not far away, and frowned slightly: "Duan Ye!"

"Ah?" Duan Ye, who was making water, raised his head in amazement.

"come over."

"What's wrong?"

"That 4th-level warrior, has the blood and intestines of his corpse been added?"

"He...he was buried..."

"Won't you dig it out again?"

Duan Ye: "..."

"go!"

In the face of Chen Yu in the state of "super god", Duan Ye didn't dare to refute, he ran to the grave, and "Shuang" dug out the body and dealt with it.

Chen Yu: "I'll bury it when I'm done."

Duan Ye: "???"

Chen Yu looked up at the night sky and said in a low voice, "A wise man needs to be respected."

Duan Ye: "...It's too damn miserable to be respected by you."

ten minutes later.

Under the surveillance of Chen Yu's wise eyes.

Everyone had no choice but to line up, men first and then women, and they all urinated on Roshan in turn.

Everything is ready.

"Finally, let me finish."

Looking at Roshan in front of him, Chen Yu's eyes were sharp, like a phantom descending into the world, with a "bang", he jumped into the air again! Ready to take off your pants.

Everyone: "..."

"It's also peeing." Ma Li muttered to herself, "Why are you so imposing..."

Bahuang Yao covered his face lightly.

But unlike last time, this time, she even slightly separated her fingers...

However.

As Chen Yu rose to the highest point, he was about to fall and draw a gun. The flames of martial arts burning around him suddenly went out.

martial arts...

Disappeared……

His face changed suddenly!

Strength is infinite, it can form the strength circuit of martial arts, but it cannot be maintained forever...

"Whoosh-"

Both feet off the ground.

IQ has also regained the high ground.

During the fall, Chen Yu looked at the crowd below, at the belt that he had just unfastened, and a desolation swept through his body from the inside out.

"What am I..."

"What are you doing..."

"thump!!"

Chen Yu turned his head down and fell heavily on the ground.

Not moving.

"..."

"..."

The place was silent for a while.

Duan Ye walked cautiously, picked up a branch, and poked Chen Yu carefully.

Chen Yu remained motionless: "..."

Seeing that Chen Yu didn't respond, he poked again.

Chen Yu lay on the ground and waved: "...Stop making trouble."

Throwing away the branches, Duan Ye clapped his hands: "Okay, he's back to normal. Everyone, let's go, they're all gone."

"What happened to him?" Ma Li hesitated for a moment and asked Bahuang Yao.

The girl said quietly: "He... he should be in a better mood now."

Mary: "..."

Leaning down, Duan Ye leaned into Chen Yu's ear and lowered his voice: "Are you back?"

"Don't touch me." Chen Yu started to be a guy, trying to dig with his body and bury himself: "Let me die, thank you."

...

A hundred miles away.

Beijing Bird's Nest Stadium.

Even when night falls, the moon and stars are sparse.

The venue was still brightly lit and lively.

Hundreds of thousands of spectators turned on the lights and fought at night, while shouting and cheering, while watching the content on the huge screen.

On the sidelines, there were also five professional commentators sitting, facing the camera, each and every one of your words.

"Then it can be seen now that with the arrival of night, the choices of the players have calmed down a lot."

"Yes. Because the environment of the venue is cloudy and the visibility is very low, it is easy to be attacked by attacking alien beasts."

"Tonight is almost over. Tomorrow's theme may be more inclined to snatch each other."

"Yes. Tomorrow's dawn will be the time for the real fight!"

"Look! Some classes that collect a lot of fluorescent beads have already begun to bury beads. Because too many beads are gathered together, the light emitted is very strong. It is easy to attract alien beasts and enemies."

"Yes, in the dark night in the wild, light is the scythe of the god of death..."

"Everyone!" In the commentary booth, a fat commentator spoke hastily: "The picture is given to Bahuangyi's class. They still haven't stopped killing alien beasts. Instead, they use the glowing properties of fluorescent beads to actively attract alien beasts."

"This is strength." Another female commentator sighed: "Besides him, who else can slaughter alien beasts in the dark night?"

"It seems that the championship has been locked in advance, let's congratulate Bahuang Yi."

"OHHHHHHHH..."

The stadium, the crowd of spectators gradually boiled.

"Easy God!"

"Dong dong dong!"

"Easy God!"

"Dong dong dong!"

"Easy God!"

"Dong dong dong..."

The five commentators looked back at the "exploded" venue and laughed out loud.

"Now, the only suspense is to see how many fluorescent beads Bahuang Yi can win the second place." The fat commentator stretched out four fingers: "I think at least 400 beads."

"Four hundred? Although Bahuangyi is the strongest, there are only a thousand beads in total..."

"Absolutely four hundred." The fat commentator was confident: "As a professional commentator, this judgment is still there."

"No." The female commentator shook her head: "In the world of warriors, you never know what will happen in the next moment. Maybe Yi Shen makes a mistake and misses the championship."

"Then you have a big chest and no brains." The fat commentator pouted.

"You... what did you say?" The female commentator suddenly became furious.

"Oh, I'm sorry. It should be a small chest and no brains."

The fat commentator spread his hands: "I understand what you want to express, nothing is absolute. But the example given is too extreme. The Eight Wilderness Yi will not be able to win the championship? You dare to say that?"

Hearing this, the other three commentators nodded.

"The Eight Wilderness Champions are doomed."

"No, no, no? No one really thinks Bahuang Yi is not a champion, right?"

"No matter from which angle, Yi Shen can only be the first..."

Hearing her colleague's speech, the female commentator shrugged and said nothing.

In fact, she also knew that the champion must be Bahuang Yi.

Because the highest level is not level 4 in the high school competition, Bahuangyi's terrifying energy conversion ratio is destined to have no rivals...

"Returning to the previous topic." The fat commentator looked at the camera and spread his four fingers: "Four hundred. If Yi Shen can't win the second place with four hundred beads, I will kiss the donkey's buttocks live."

The commentators around were booing.

"Am looking forward to."

"I suddenly hope that Bahuangyi will not kill so fiercely."

"Do you want to see Yi Shen win the championship by a big score, or do you want to kiss your donkey's butt? Tangled..."

On the far left of the commentary, the female commentator was ridiculed. After a while, she suddenly said, "What if Yi Shen loses?"

"..."

The commentators turned their heads in amazement.

The chattering commentary seat is a rare cold scene.

"Yi Shen lost? Ha, ah ha ha ha ha..." The fat commentator opened his mouth wide, and he could see his stomach when he smiled: "If Yi Shen can lose, I will be on the spot! I will eat this computer screen!"

"..."

When the words fell, the audience of hundreds of thousands of people suddenly fell silent.

It's like the whole world is stuck.

The fat commentator was overjoyed.

He thought it was his own ranting that shocked the audience, but when he looked around, he found that his colleagues were also stunned, all staring at the big screen in the arena.

"Um?"

The fat commentator frowned, and subconsciously followed the eyes of everyone, trembling all over.

On the big screen, the originally dark jungle suddenly became bright as day!

A huge ball of light rises into the sky! Like a new day...

"This this……"

Everyone is stupid.

Including all the bigwigs on the podium.

"What happened to the horse?!" Gou Sheng stood up abruptly, his eyes horrified: "Suicide?!"

"boom……"

"Boom..."

next moment.

The world inside the camera shakes violently.

Tens of thousands of alien beasts rushed towards the ball of light frantically, roaring, and roaring.

The entire jungle venue rioted instantly!

...

ps: Added in the early morning.

The body has an old problem again, I can't breathe, and the blood supply to my heart is insufficient. According to my experience, I should have continuous nosebleeds...

After thinking about it again and again, I bought oxygen, and the update time should also change. The guarantee update is changed to around 20:00. Added before 0 o'clock.

If you don't endure it, you will really die... Everyone should go to bed early, and your health is important.

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