This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 15 The Heifer Is Fried

"Pfft!"

The light and shadow of the sword disappeared in a flash. snatch

A level 2 alien beast was instantly killed by a neat knife.

"Boom..."

A dozen or so meters of alien beasts crashed to the ground.

Chen Yu was still burning with surging energy, holding the girl in his left hand and the sword in his right, turning around gracefully, the corners of his mouth raised: "Are you all alright."

"Brother Yu..." Bahuang Yao was stunned for a long time, and quickly wiped the corners of his eyes: "Why did you come out so late, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Duan Ye suddenly said, "Look! What is that?! Dangling?"

Bahuang Yao's subconscious gaze moved down, and his originally pale face instantly turned red: "Ah..."

"?" Chen Yu also came back to his senses and glanced down: "...Fuck!"

He hurriedly threw the girl in his hand, he covered his crotch, and his old face turned purple: "How many are you watching? Turn around!"

Bahuang Yao immediately turned around, covered his face and squatted down, his brain was muddy, and the roots of his neck were red.

Duan Ye looked up and down: "Don't stop it, obviously you can't stop it."

Chen Yu: "..."

Duan Ye: "Is this your latest hobby?"

"Shut up and give me a piece of clothes." Chen Yu scolded: "Forget about burning the clothes again..."

"Huh!" Duan Ye's spirit froze: "Why do you want to add it again? The old exhibitionist is crazy."

"Go away. Who else..." Chen Yu suddenly pointed to Zhang Yanyan on the ground: "You're not dead? Why are you looking here?"

Zhang Yanyan hurriedly closed her slightly squinted eyes: "Ouch...Ouch..."

Putting on the top handed by Duan Ye, Chen Yu found that he couldn't cover it, and stared at the other party's pants again: "Give it to me too."

"Then what shall I wear?"

"What are you wearing, what does it have to do with me?" Chen Yu came straight forward and dragged Duan Ye's pants.

"Don't! What are you doing? Yu... Brother Yu, don't! Brother Yu, don't..."

Half a minute later, the pants changed hands, Chen Yu lowered his head and fastened his belt, his nose twitched involuntarily: "Huh? What's the smell?"

"What's the smell?" Duan Ye wore shorts with a bad expression on his face.

"Why are your clothes so showy? Don't you usually take a bath?"

"Hey...hey..." Zhang Yanyan, who was groaning in pain, immediately closed her mouth.

"Are you a beggar?" Duan Ye was furious: "Why don't you wear it, don't wear it for me."

"Put it on, don't pull it." Avoiding Duan Ye, Chen Yu squatted down and checked the situation of security guard Zhang Tie.

After observing for a long time, his brows were slightly wrinkled: "I'm in a coma, and the bleeding is also serious. I don't know if the internal organs are damaged or not. I need to go to the doctor as soon as possible."

"Then let's go." Duan Ye looked around: "There was too much movement just now, and alien beasts will definitely be attracted."

"Well." Nodding, Chen Yu looked at Zhang Yanyan again, reached out and patted her face: "Hello? How are you?"

"Hand... arm hurts."

"I'll take a look at the stomach." Pulling open the other's hand, Chen Yu glanced at it, and suddenly showed the expression of the subway master: "Uh...the intestines are all out."

Straightening up, he carefully picked up Zhang Tie, and then instructed Duan Ye, "Put those two wounded men on my back."

"Okay. Well, are you going to carry them all back?"

"What? You have a plane?"

"...This road is bumpy, will it aggravate the injury?"

"That can only depend on the destiny." Chen Yu shrugged: "One can save one is one. By the way, put Zhang Yanyan on the top, at least it won't be crushed, and there is a meat pad for cushioning."

"Thank you... thank you." Zhang Yanyan said weakly, a little flattered.

"No thanks. You still owe me eight hundred credits. It's tricky to die."

Zhang Yanyan: "..."

Carrying the two girls, Chen Yu turned his head and glanced at the dusty entrance of the hole, then he restrained his strength, and walked forward quickly along the route he had come from.

"Brother Yu." Duan Ye struggled to catch up: "Bring Brother Tie's phone number, I'll call the school and ask the school to contact the government to send a helicopter to pick us up."

"Okay, in his pocket, take it yourself." Chen Yu hugged Zhang Tie in his arms.

Duan Ye put his hand deep: "Huh? Why is the mobile phone oval?"

"You idiot*, what are you touching in the dark lights?! It's the outer pocket!"

"Oh, oh... why are you scolding me, what are you eating? It's mutated for that thing."

"Shut up. Huh? Where's Bahuang Yao?" Chen Yu stopped.

"Still squatting in the back."

"The child's mental quality is too poor."

"Don't blame her, it's understandable to see dirty things."

"I'll fuck you sir."

"You should try to find animals, people can't, at least they shouldn't..."

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Fortunately, there were no major setbacks along the way.

On the way, he encountered some strange beasts, whose level did not exceed three levels, and was easily killed by Chen Yu, who was always in his prime.

When they returned to Treasure City, it was almost early morning.

After entering the hospital, after several hours of rescue, Zhang Yanyan and her teammate Xu Ruo were out of danger.

Zhang Tie was the most injured.

Intracranial hemorrhage, rupture of liver, insertion of three ribs into stomach...

That is to say, relying on the strength of vitality, if you change to other warriors below the second level, you will not be able to last for an hour.

In the end, after contacting the school, Chen Yu handled the transfer for Zhang Tie, and took the school plane overnight to return to the capital.

"Don't worry, your life is definitely hanging."

The Affiliated Hospital of Beijing University, in the corridor.

Watching Zhang Tie being pushed into the intensive care unit, Chen Yu patted Duan Ye's shoulder: "Jingda Medical is very good. How bad was Bahuang Yao at the time? They were all rescued."

Hearing this, Duan Ye rubbed his face: "I didn't think about it. I just sighed. In less than half a minute, Brother Tie was beaten like this. A level 4 warrior is really too dangerous."

"yes……"

"But I sigh even more, you two haven't arrived yet, but what's wrong?"

"It's not the same." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Bahuang Yao and I are hiding and fighting, we have been running away, we are walking a tightrope. And I also seriously injured a level 4 in a sneak attack. Lost."

Duan Ye was silent: "Brother Tie is trying to protect me, there is no way out, so I can only fight them hard..."

"Yes. And he was in a very bad state at the time. Look at Zhang Yanyan, didn't he almost die because of his stubbornness? It's hard to make up for the difference in grades."

Snap. Through the glass of the intensive care unit, Duan Ye looked at the figure on the hospital bed: "How did Brother Tie defeat Zhang Gang?"

"...Maybe something happened in the dungeon."

The two looked at each other and fell silent.

And Bahuang Yao, who was on the side, didn't say a word from beginning to end. He just lowered his head, wondering what he was thinking.

"Speaking of which, I'm really lucky."

After a long while, seeing the dull atmosphere, Duan Ye smiled reluctantly, holding Chen Yu with his left hand, and patting Bahuang Yao with his right: "In that case, in a situation of inevitable death, none of us died, this is something to celebrate, hahaha …”

Halfway through her laugh, a female nurse walked out of the intensive care unit and glanced at Duan Ye up and down: "Sir, this is a hospital, please don't just walk around in your underwear."

Dan Ye's smile froze.

...

...

"Dong dong dong!"

the same day.

In the morning, eight o'clock. Beijing University dormitory building.

There was a knock on Chen Yu's door.

Slowly opening his eyes, he was confused for a moment, then reacted, got up, got out of bed, yawned and walked towards the door: "Who is it?"

"Chen Yu, we belong to the student union. Please open the door."

"squeak--"

The door opened, Chen Yu rubbed his eyes and observed left and right: "What are you doing?"

I saw two men and one woman standing outside the door, all of whom looked like senior students.

The leading female student took a step forward and said, "Chen Yu, about the events related to the 'Save the Fallen Female Warrior' mission last night, the student council would like to know about you."

"Is Zhang Gang a matter of fairness?"

"For details, a professional will ask you. Now, please dress neatly and follow us to the student union."

"Can't I ask here?"

"Chen Yu, please cooperate with the student union."

After yawning, Chen Yu had no choice but to go back to the room to wash up, get dressed, and leave with the three student council members.

Walking out of the dormitory building, through the martial arts field, the four came to a villa area.

Stopping in front of the fifth villa from the left, the female student stretched out her hand and motioned for Chen Yu to enter: "It's here."

"Um."

Nodding, Chen Yu pushed the door open, and saw Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao standing in the simply decorated hall.

"Hey, so you were called too?"

"I've come a long time ago. I heard that the school attaches great importance to Zhang Gang, and there will be a big boss to come to understand the situation with us." After speaking, Duan Ye stepped forward, grabbed his shirt, and handed it to Chen Yu: " Come."

"Huh?" Chen Yu wondered.

"You smell it."

"What?" Chen Yu sniffed: "What's wrong?"

Duan Ye: "Are you still showy?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Duan Ye walked up to Bahuang Yao again and picked up his clothes: "You hear it, whether it's saucy or not."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"If it doesn't show off, then it's not my problem." Duan Ye said solemnly, "I suspect that Zhang Yanyan urinated on me last night."

"Don't talk nonsense." Chen Yu was poked with a smile: "She's crazy, urinating on you."

Bahuang Yao, who was on the side, suddenly stopped talking.

"What?" Duan Ye's eyes lit up: "Yao Zi, what do you want to say?"

"I..." The girl glanced at Duan Ye and then at Chen Yu, her cheeks flushed: "Yu... Brother Yu, when you came out of the hole last night, it... actually..."

Chen Yu: "?"

Bahuang Yao: "Actually, I didn't see anything..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu was expressionless: "Since you didn't see it, don't say it. Thank you."

"What are you talking about?" Duan Ye interjected, picking up his clothes: "Aren't you discussing how I'm so horny?"

Chen Yu: "You've always been sassy."

Duan Ye: "But this show is not another show..."

"Squeak."

During the bickering between the two, the door of the villa was pushed open.

Three people approached.

Chen Yu and the others were stunned when they heard the news.

厺厽 英雄联盟小说 yxlmxsw.comŶ࡟ 12290 Bahuang Yao took a half step back timidly.

Those three people, the leader is exactly - Bahuang Yi.

"Boom!!"

The door of the villa closes automatically.

Bahuangyi took off his hood and said without any emotion, "President of the University of Beijing, Bahuangyi."

"Boss Bahuang Yi! You still introduce yourself? Who doesn't know you!"

Duan Ye reacted and jumped forward excitedly. He took out a pen from nowhere, lifted his clothes, and revealed his belly: "Yi Shen, can you sign my name? Just sign on the belly button."

Bahuangyi's eyes were calm, and Duan Ye looked at each other.

"hiss."

Duan Ye suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and quickly stepped back: "Ah... I'm joking."

"Today, you are clear about the purpose of looking for you." Bahuang Yi took his two subordinates and went straight to the second floor of the villa: "Come to my study one by one and say everything that needs to be said."

Watching Bahuang Yi walk away slowly.

Duan Ye blinked, looked at Bahuang Yao, and gave a thumbs up: "This... this is too stylish. Your brother is so cool! It's my idol!"

"Yeah." Chen Yu nodded and looked at Bahuang Yao: "Your brother is a heifer who is menstruating..."

Duan Ye: "What do you say?"

Chen Yu: "Blood is awesome!"

Duan Ye shook his head: "No no no, this is a heifer menstruation..."

Chen Yu: "How do you say?"

Duan Ye: "The bull is bad!"

Chen Yu: "No, no, it's a heifer that's menstruating... it's too awesome."

Duan Ye: "No, it's the heifer that's menstruating...it's too awesome."

嘈戅League of Legends YxLm鈅. "It's a heifer that's menstruating... It's not easy for anyone to do it."

"Heifers are menstruating...it's really red."

"Heifer..."

"Boom!!"

The door of the study room on the second floor was suddenly opened, and a member of the student council shouted: "You can let the cow go! Can you cooperate with the work? Come up with one!"

...

The first person to go upstairs was Chen Yu.

Because Bahuang Yao kept shrinking in fear.

Duan Ye had to go to the bathroom to change his hairstyle.

Had to get on him.

Entering the study, without anyone needing to make a sound, Chen Yu sat carelessly on the chair in the middle, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Bahuangyi: "Who sent you here."

Everyone in the house: "..."

The student union member on the left coughed: "Chen Yu, we asked you."

"Oh, it's an old problem, don't worry about it. Just ask."

"First of all..." The member picked up a small notebook and stared at Chen Yu's facial expression: "Why do you want to take on the task released by Zhang Yanyan? Obviously this kind of income is not high, explain your reason."

Chen Yu raised his head: "Vini Baidi crooked C."

The member frowned: "Speak human words."

Bahuangyi said plainly: "You come, you see, you conquer."

"Okay." Chen Yu looked up and down Bahuangyi: "Can you speak Latin?"

"What does this sentence mean?" the members wondered.

"Literally. I came to the mission, I saw the injustice, and I chose to complete it." Chen Yu spread his hands: "As a warrior, taking a mission depends on the benefits, but you can't just focus on the benefits. "

The two beside Bahuang Yi were obviously stunned.

Chen Yu smiled: "Being a martial artist who is worthy of his own soul, this is my way of forbearance."

"..." The members were silent for a while: "...Chen Yu, please be more serious."

"I'm serious."

"Give it to me." Bahuang Yi stretched out his hand, took the subordinate's notebook, and asked in person, straight to the point: "Time is precious, I will only say each question once. Entering the underground fortress of Wangdu City, there will be two level 4 and 12 fair fairs. Level 3, dozens of Level 2 and Level 1. You only have a Level 4 assistant, an anti-water inner ghost, and the rest are Level 1 warriors. How did you survive?"

"Huh." Chen Yu pondered: "According to your comparison, we really shouldn't survive..."

"Answer the question, or describe the situation in detail."

Hearing this, Chen Yu didn't talk too much, and told everything about the situation at that time. Long time reading 9dUxs.

From assassinating all the way into the hall, to Duan Ye's failure to gather Qi and being cut off, to Zhang Tie's triumphant exit from the dungeon, and finally he used level 4 energy to counterattack and smash the enemy's crystal base...

Nothing is missing, nothing is missing.

Except for its own special features, everything that needs to be said is said.

"Then how did you persist until Duan Ye successfully gathered Qi under the siege of many warriors." A student union member said.

"Don't ask about this." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Asking, it is talent."

"It is unlikely that a single blow will seriously injure a level 4 martial artist."

"Don't ask, asking is talent."

"To burn the entire underground fortress is not something that a level 4 energy tide can do."

Chen Yu continued to wave his hand: "Don't ask, asking is talent."

Eight Desolate Yi's two subordinates: "..."

"Please answer properly." Bahuang Yi's eyes narrowed slightly: "Otherwise, the consequences will be at your own risk."

"I always tell the truth." Chen Yu leaned forward and looked at him closely. 厺厽 久读小说 9duxs.com 厺厽

"..."

"..."

In the study, it was quiet for a long time.

Bahuang Yi nodded: "Okay. Then in order to match your speech, show your martial arts strength. I will automatically bring in a level 4 energy model to see if it can reach the level you said."

"Are you sure?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

"Sure."

"...Tsk tsk." The corners of Chen Yu's mouth rose...

...

"boom!!"

Half a minute later, a loud explosion suddenly spread across half of the campus...

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ps: Two chapters in one!

I wish you all a happy new year! Bullshit!

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