Two Thousand One Hundred and Eleven Neurosis

Tang Yu watched Bai Bing and Chu Yarou walk into the supermarket, and sat down on the wooden chairs at the entrance of the supermarket. The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the air was fresh, which was very suitable for meditation. Tang Yu sat down and started thinking about a question, That's the mystery. If you say noon today, a girl will disappear within five days. Who is it?

At this moment, Tang Yu suddenly felt footsteps behind him, and Tang Yu turned his head to take a look.

"Ha!" Just when Tang Yu turned his head, suddenly a "ghost face" appeared, with a completely white face and blood-red lips. What's even more terrible is that this guy looked like he was covered in shit. The stench was extremely bad, and he seemed to be smeared with shit. The red paint is disgusting. If it were an ordinary person, if he was frightened in the dark, he would probably be frightened out of his wits. Even if he died, he would be mentally ill. Even Tang Yu was a little stunned.

"Ha!" Lu Tianhei couldn't help but be surprised, thinking what was going on, why wasn't the other party scared? He has frightened one person to death, and several others have been frightened to the point of going crazy. Unexpectedly, it is not possible to scare this guy. Isn't this amazing? So Lu Tianhei bared his teeth and grinned again. His teeth were all yellow and all black. In order to achieve the scary effect, he hadn't brushed his teeth for half a year. The stench was extremely bad, and there were a few blood-red meat strands nailed on them. This was also intentional. For that.

Lu Tianhei looked at the guy in front of him, but he didn't expect that he wouldn't move. This surprised him and thought, what is going on? Were you scared out of your wits? Lu Tianhei sneered, thinking that he was really frightened, and made a few gestures in front of Tang Yu's face with his hands, but he didn't expect that the other party still didn't respond.

"Haha!" Lu Tianhei was extremely happy and didn't care about Tang Yu. He just looked around to scare other people.

"Wait." Just as Lu Tianhei turned around, a voice suddenly came. Lu Tianhei turned around and found that there was no one behind him. Looking at Tang Yu, could it be that it was him? "You, you're the one talking?"

"Yes." Tang Yu smiled in an exaggerated manner. "You are really scary. Why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

"Gah?" Lu Tianhei was stunned again, thinking that this kid actually spoke normally? "You, are you not stupid? Were you not frightened?" Lu Tianhei thought, if he was not frightened, it would be a failure.

"Well, I was scared to death. Can't you see that I'm very stupid now?" Tang Yu said with a smile.

"Uh..." Lu Tianhei was stunned, thinking that this kid's head must be abnormal, otherwise he would be scared to death if he saw him. "It's okay to be stupid, it's okay to be stupid. Then do you know? I'll tell you, but you can't tell others. In fact, I am not a ghost, I am a real ghost!"

"Ah? So you are a real ghost!" Tang Yu pretended to be surprised again, "I heard that ghosts are not afraid of death. Are you afraid? If you are afraid of death, then you are not a ghost."

"Ah?" Lu Tianhei was surprised again,

Originally, he had come out of a mental hospital and his brain was abnormal. When he heard Tang Yu's words, Lu Tianhei was shocked and said hurriedly: "Who am I afraid of if I am a ghost? Of course I am not afraid of death!"

"Okay, can I give it a try?" Tang Yu said.

"Try? Just give it a try. Who is afraid of whom?" Lu Tianhei said with a smile. At this moment, Tang Yu picked up a brick from the ground next to him and hit Lu Tianhei's forehead with a bang, causing blood to flow profusely.

"Ah!" Lu Tianhei yelled. He didn't expect Tang Yu to really hit him, but he thought he was a ghost. If it hurt, he wouldn't be laughed at by this kid. "I'm a ghost, I'm not afraid, just keep fighting!"

"Pa!" Tang Yu turned his head and took the picture again. At this moment, the blood on Lu Tianhei's head spurted out. Tang Yu was afraid of beating him again so he beat this perverted fool to death. "It seems that you are a real ghost. I am convinced. Get out of here!"

"Okay, okay, thank you. If you want to become a ghost in the future, come to me. This is my business card. I have developed into several apprentices. One of them is in the supermarket, and others are in other places. Okay, bye." Lu Tianhei said and dropped a business card. Tang Yu glanced at it and saw that it was handwritten and had a contact number on it. Tang Yu smiled silently, now society really has everyone.

etc! Is there one in the supermarket? Tang Yu was busy looking through perspective and walked inside.

In the supermarket, Bai Bing and Chu Yarou are choosing women's products at the moment. Women are naturally not shy when buying these together. They just introduce the good and bad to each other and start choosing.

"Beauty, this will be more comfortable." At this moment, a long-haired man suddenly walked out of a container passage, and the man actually held a plastic figure of a man that was still shaking in his hand!

"Ah!" Chu Yarou couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Abnormal!" Bai Bing glared at the man angrily.

"Am I a pervert? Haha, great. I just like people to call me pervert. Now let you try this, okay? You won't be charged, and I will serve you well. Don't worry, it's not me. Use this for your own." The perverted man with long hair slowly came forward.

"Bingbing, Yarou, don't be afraid." Tang Yu walked over directly, hugged Chu Yarou, and looked at the long-haired guy. Unexpectedly, what the "ghost" said was true. There was actually a pervert in this supermarket.

"Tang Yu..." Chu Yarou was extremely angry. She didn't expect to meet perverts here.

"What's going on?" At this time, the supermarket waiter also ran over. The waiter was also a woman. When she saw what the perverted man was holding, she was extremely ashamed and angry. "Pervert, get out, or I will call the police!" "

"Haha, what, do you want it too? It's okay, it will be you after the two of them feel comfortable." At this time, the man said to the waiter.

The waiter cursed again and called the police.

"Do you know you have found the wrong person?" Tang Yu walked forward with a smile, "Do you know you will be unlucky if you do this?"

"Why haha, you want it too? Haven't you grown up yourself? I only serve beauties, not men. Of course, if you want it, I will also make your anus wet." Who knows that the man is also Said with a smile.

"Well, you are hopeless." Tang Yu thought that this was probably a lunatic, and he was accepted as an apprentice by the "ghost" just now. "I have met your master. Your master is very capable and you are not bad. But why are you looking for me and my wife? That is your fault."

"Have you met my master? Haha, my master is handsome, right? My master is much more handsome than me. Wait, why aren't you scared to death by my master!" The man suddenly looked at Tang Yu strangely.

"No, I was already frightened. Didn't you see it?" Tang Yu said with a smile. "Your master is outside. He asked you to get out."

"Really? I think you are stupid too, otherwise how could you be so calm when you see me. Master is outside? Well, I have to go out for a while, three beauties. I will come back later and use this to serve you." With that said, the man hurriedly walked out.

Tang Yu turned around and looked at the frightened Bai Bing and Chu Yarou with a smile: "How is it? Have you bought it? Let's go out."

"Yes!" Bai Bing and Chu Yarou nodded hurriedly. They were already scared of this place, so they had better get out quickly.

The three of them followed Tang Yu outside. At this moment, the man was looking around outside. When he saw Tang Yu coming out, he quickly asked: "Where is my master?"

"Is your master here? How about I send you there." Tang Yu said with a smile.

"Okay." The man was very happy.

"Boom!" Tang Yu kicked out, but it was not a fatal one. He just kicked the kid to the opposite side, hit the wall, and fainted.