Two Thousand One Hundred and Forty-Five I Am a Pink Fungus
"Both of you are wrong. They must all be black fungus. Even if you look at them, they look like ladies. If they were, they wouldn't come to a place like this. Look, the beauty tonight is Oh my, I want to personally verify whether she is black or pink fungus!" At this time, a guy with yellow hair said in a flirtatious manner.
"Old Huang, you are too ugly. You should leave this kind of verification to me." The last man, a fat man with a bald head, looked at Zheng Jie and Xi Qingshui and said with a smile.
"Humph, you stinky men, you have played with so many women, don't you still know whether they are black or pink? Then do you think I am black or pink?" At this time, I had straight bangs and smooth hair. The girl with blond hair and wearing a black low-cut miniskirt looked at a few men and said. I have to say that this girl is quite pretty, and she is considered a top choice in this bar. She is at the level where you can be treated as a princess in the bar. This kind of girl is not easy for men to pick up. Yes, because they have relatively high requirements for men, and they will compare to see who is more handsome and who is richer. If handsomeness and wealth are compared, then she will choose the richer one. After all, this kind of woman only knows I will only spend one night with you, or at most, I will break up with you for a short period of time.
"Let me go, of course you are black, we have both slept together, but even though you are black, I am my favorite, Xiao Liu, they want these two beauties, but I don't want them, you stay with me tonight Right?" Ban Cun Tou said at this time.
"Humph, go to hell, you torment me to death every time. If it weren't for your tossing so many times, I would be a fan now! And you are the poorest among them, why should I be beaten by you? Play!" The beautiful woman named Xiaoliu said angrily. "If you want to play with me, you can play with Xiaona. She is very good in bed."
"Get out of here!" A girl who was also wearing revealing clothes and looked slightly worse than Xiaoliu said, "Don't you play with each of them the most times? You go ahead and I'll pay for it." Play."
"Xiao Na, I really didn't see it. You were completely ruined by us. You were a lady before. It seems that those who are close to black are really evil." Xiao Liu said with a smile.
"Humph, it's not all you who led the bad ones!" Xiaona glared at Xiaoliu.
"Hehe, let's do this. Don't argue with any of you. Just like last time, how about three batches?" Ban Cuntou smiled shamelessly again.
"Get out of here, I'll ruin you!" Xiao Liu glared at Ban Cun.
While they were talking, several people had already arrived at Tang Yu, Zheng Jie and Xi Qingshui, and immediately surrounded them.
"Hey, handsome guy, you are very lucky. You are surrounded by two top beauties. How can you adapt to seeing how thin you are? Why don't you lend me a few to play with, make a friend, and test the black fungus or pink fungus, hehe." At this time, the fat man said. He should be the boss of this group of people, or the richest.
Among the rich second generations who hang out like this, whoever is the richest is the boss. This is also the rule. This makes Tang Yu feel strange. Generally, when rich second generations of men and women hang out, the boss is a handsome guy, but this fat man The oil guy can only be an ugly pig head.
"Master, what are black fungus and pink fungus?" Xi Qingshui asked confused.
"Uh..." Tang Yu was stunned for a moment. Tang Yu naturally knew these Internet terms. Black fungus describes a woman who is very casual in that aspect, while pink fungus naturally describes a woman who loves herself. "They seem to be scolding you."
"Ah! Black fungus, pink fungus?" Xi Qingshui was stunned for a moment. She knew that the words coming from these people were definitely not good words, but she didn't understand it all of a sudden. Suddenly she understood. "Are you referring to this place?" Xi Qingshui took a step forward and pointed at her beautiful legs.
"Gah!" Fatty, Bancuntou, the others, and the three chicks were all extremely shocked. Especially the four guys, their eyes almost popped out. The closer they were, the more real they saw. This time They finally saw that Xi Qingshui's beauty was not comparable to that of Xiaoliu Xiaona and others.
"Uh..." Tang Yu and Zheng Jie looked at each other and felt speechless. They didn't expect Xi Qingshui to do this, but Zheng Jie was extremely angry and her face was red. She often surfs the Internet, so she naturally knows what fungus is. Yes, I had seen it before and didn’t know what it meant. I checked it online, but I didn’t expect it to mean that.
"Uh-huh, did you see that, you bunch of breeding pigs, I knew she must be a black fungus. She can make such a move. If she is not black, is she still pink?" Xiao Liu said with a cold smile.
"Yes, I guess so!" Xiaona snorted coldly.
"Pah! Pah!" What Xiaoliu and Xiaona didn't react to was that they were both slapped, and blood flowed from the corners of their mouths. Their skin was originally tender and tender, but they were slapped hard. , it must have bled.
"You dared to hit us after scolding the people next door!" Xiao Liu looked at Xi Qingshui angrily. He never expected that Xi Qingshui would beat her directly. This was too angry. "Grass mud horse, grab her and play with her hard!" Xiaona suddenly became angry.
"Oh no, you sb cousin, you are looking for death!" At this time, another little girl also pointed at Xi Qingshui angrily, "What's wrong, you are said to be a black fungus, you still don't admit it, right?" Suddenly , she just came forward to take revenge. Xiaoliu and Xiaona are the kind of pure little girls who don’t seem to be very good at reaching out. However, this little girl looked like the older sister in school. Of course, she looks It’s also very wonderful, otherwise it would be impossible to be with them.
"Haha, okay, okay, handsome guy, don't move, and we won't move either. Let's see how the beauties fight?" Fatty, however, took his time and smiled at Tang Yu.
"Haha, okay." Tang Yu smiled.
"Tang Yu..." Zheng Jie was a little worried about Xi Qingshui. After all, the three little sisters were not easy to mess with, and she didn't know what Xi Qingshui's martial arts was like.
"Don't worry, she can do it." Tang Yu smiled. Tang Yu could tell that Xi Qingshui's skills were more than enough to deal with these three Taimei.
"Made, Xiaona, Xiaohu, come together!" Xiaoliu said angrily. "Tear off her clothes!"
"Don't worry, Xiao Liu, she's dead!" Xiao Hu said coldly at this time. Suddenly, the three of them ran towards Xi Qingshui together, waving their fists.
"Fuck you!" Xi Qingshui sneered, and suddenly, he kicked Xiaona directly in the abdomen. Xiaona immediately flew two meters backwards and rolled to the ground with a moan. Xi Qingshui didn't stop, and punched out again, hitting Xiaoliu's door directly. There was only a "click" sound, and Xiaoliu's nose bone was broken.
"Humph, you are so fragile, you must be fake!" Xi Qingshui said with a sneer.
"Ah..." Xiaoliu didn't feel any pain at first, but suddenly she felt blood coming out of her nose. When she touched it, she found that the bridge of her nose was actually collapsed, and she was immediately frightened. The bridge of her nose had indeed been reconstructed. , which makes her look a bit like a baby in a way, so men become obsessed with her and spend money on her.
"Damn it!" The last remaining little fox was furious, "Look at the punch!" Suddenly the little fox punched Xi Qingshui in the face.
"Hmph, you still call this a fist! Dough!" Xi Qingshui suddenly dodged, grabbed with both hands, and suddenly grabbed the little fox's arm, then quickly folded it, and heard another "click" sound, and suddenly the little fox's arm was Fox was directly thrown to the ground by an over-the-shoulder throw, and her arm was also broken!
"Ah! Ah!" "It hurts!" "Ahem..." All three little girls suddenly started to cry.
But Xi Qingshui hadn't finished yet. Suddenly, he quickly stepped forward, and with a "hissing" sound, he quickly stripped the three women naked, and then pinched their waists with both hands: "That's the black fungus of yours, tell me You, I am a pink fungus!"