Chapter 811 We Also Feel Ashamed
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment.
I really didn't expect this to have the function of "x-on:XXX"... This is really a WeChat chat group, isn't it?
It's too down-to-earth.
suddenly.
Lin Fan felt a heavy breath slowly awakening, and the powerful vibration seemed to come from the ground, spreading throughout the entire root network.
"Who, look for me."
For a moment, Lin Fan felt as if he was being watched by a powerful being, and a cold sweat flowed down his face.
The noisy chat group was also silent.
But the serious and tense atmosphere only lasted for two seconds.
Little Xiaoqing: "The group leader is here!"
Little Little Little Big Big Big Red: "The group leader sends out red envelopes!"
Xiao Xiao Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Xiao Qing: "Group leader, don't keep diving, come out to pick up the guests!"
Xiao Xiaohong: "The group leader dresses up as a woman!"
no respect in tone...
"Can't you let me establish an unfathomable image..." The dull vibration seemed to be full of helplessness, "I have pulled you so far, and I have created a group for you, I am easy."
With that said, the administrator casually banned a batch of accounts.
"Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Da Da Da Da Da Da Hong has been banned, and the remaining time is five minutes."
"Xiao Xiao Da Xiao Xiao Qing has been silenced, and the remaining time is five minutes."
Xiao Xiaohong: "One day with a knife in hand, I will kill all the authority dogs in the world, group leader, if you have the ability, don't..."
"Xiao Xiaohong has been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
The corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched slightly, as if he understood why the administrator was ridiculed by the group members.
Proper permission dog.
As the first life born in the resting place of the gods, it must have terrifying strength. It was supposed to lead these descendants all the way against the sky, but the administrator actually used this terrifying strength to build a group and silenced them. For the sake of fun, let these descendants enjoy themselves in the chat group all day without doing their jobs...
"That," Lin Fan said awkwardly, "Administrator, I mainly want to ask..."
"Don't call me the administrator." The dull vibration interrupted: "I have my own name, please call me by my name."
Lin Fan tentatively asked, "Big Green?"
no respond.
"Daqing?"
Still no response.
"Big Red?"
Lin Fan pondered, the names of these guys seem to be of different sizes, similar to codes, as the first one, it must be like vip01, full of dignity...
But seeing that the other party still didn't respond to him, Lin Fan finally couldn't help asking: "May I ask your name..."
"Can't you guess this? As the first life to be born, my name is easy to guess." The dull vibration brought some dissatisfaction, "Forget it, since you asked the question sincerely."
"Then I will tell you mercifully."
"Remember my name, I am... the super supreme, invincible and powerful Dawei Tianlong Boruo Zhufo, the lonely star in the north, the shadow cherry killing, the shocking sky, the fall of the endless hell, the belief of illusory people, being hated The Philosophy of the God · The Truth of Everything in the Universe · Shattering Time and Space の Destructive Fangs · Cursed の Fallen Angel Misfortune Dark Cross · Phoenix's Feather Clothes · Ninety-Nine Eighty-one Monsters Returning to One Sonata · Equivalence from the Other Side The ultimate fire-bathed red lotus, Long Aotian!"
"Do you remember?"
Lin Fan was silent for a moment: "Why did you choose such a name?"
Are you sure this kind of name is easy to guess?
"Don't you think it sounds very powerful?" There was some pride in the dull vibration, "I am the first life to appear here, and I have the autonomy to name myself!"
"It must be to give yourself a powerful name."
Xiaolu: "Dad, that's not what you said when you named me. Just say that the name is easy to remember."
"Little Green has been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
Xiao Xiaohong: "Haha, I'm out again, Grandpa, admit it, you just like to pretend, every time you say that name, it takes five minutes..."
"Xiao Xiaohong has been banned, and the remaining time is one hour.
"
Lin Fan fell silent.
He felt that this resting place of the gods was becoming more and more unreliable.
Then the rules are already very wrong, why are these trees so wrong?
After all, which senior can brew such a strange life after death.
Proper secondary disease!
Not to mention a group of plants that blow water, chat and gossip in secret every day, but the bearer of this plant is still in the late stage of secondary illness... Just that name, can a normal person come up with it?
Let's say it's a name-naming ghost, but the names given to its offspring are all big and small, big and small, red and so on.
Say it doesn't care about the name, but it just made such a long list of names for itself, which is crazy and cool...
This guy should be the kind of narcissist who is in the late sophomore period, and what he wants is the kind that stands out from the crowd...
Lin Fan even pondered that the original intention of this guy to set up a chat group was to hope that a group of descendants would surround him. What is the Northern Lone Star? The big red lotus bathed in fire.
It's a pity that it didn't expect its offspring to be as dishonest as itself...
"So, what exactly do you want to ask?" The dull vibration came again, "My friend, say my name, and I will answer your question."
Lin Fan was silent for a moment: "So you just want me to repeat that name to make yourself sound better, right? Or, you chose this name to make yourself feel better when others call you, right?"
"Ah, this..." The embarrassment that was exposed in the dull vibration, said awkwardly: "Don't care about those details, come on, muster up the courage, and say my name..."
Lin Fan interrupted: "To be honest, I forgot."
"It's okay, I'll repeat it to you again, the super supreme, invincible and powerful Dawei Tianlong Boruo Zhufo..." The dull voice seemed to have a special fondness for his own name.
The main reason is that the children in the group are not old or young, and they don’t call themselves by their real names. Even their wives, wives...grandpa don’t bother to call them, so they just call themselves administrators, or group owners.
Fortunately, I had put in so much effort to come up with such a resounding and awesome name, Klass!
Therefore, this ancestor of the plant is extremely hopeful that he can hear someone calling his real name... It feels so good to think about it!
"Okay, Dalu, stop making trouble, tell me what's going on here?" Lin Fan sent a message with a blank expression.
"Oh, okay... wait, my name is not Dalu, you call me by my real name first!" The dull vibration almost didn't respond.
Lin Fan sighed: "Forget it, don't ask."
The dull vibration became anxious in an instant: "Ah, don't ask me, I'll answer you if you call me by my real name!"
"I really forgot." Lin Fan was speechless, "And the most important thing is, your name is so unreliable, I doubt if the information you told me is also made up by yourself."
"To be honest, you don't know anything about this place, do you?"
Lin Fan looked suspicious: "Do you not know who the god buried here is, what the rules are, and where is the buried place?"
Dalu, who was overwhelmed by the second sense, became anxious when he heard it: "I, why don't I know! I am the first life born here!"
"Listen to me, boy. A god of morality is buried here. The rule is to abide by morality and be polite. As for the place of burial, it is next to me, next to the stone tablet at the top of the island, and the tomb is beside me. Down!"
"It's easy to find, I'm the biggest sycamore tree!"
"Boy, did you hear clearly? Do you still suspect that I don't understand anything?"
Lin Fan smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to know all these things."
"Of course!" Da Lu proudly said, "I am the first life here."
"Boy, start to chant my name devoutly now, as long as you chant my name sincerely, I will answer your doubts."
Lin Fan said cheerfully: "No need, I know everything now, thank you Dalu, I will send you ten tons of excrement when I see you later."
"Ah, you are too polite. Wait, you don't ask anymore? How do you know?" Dalu was taken aback for a moment, and then realized: "No, boy, are you cheating on me?!"
"My name is not Big Green!"
"I've already answered you, hurry up and call my name!"
Seeing that Lin Fan ignored him, Da Lu's tone suddenly softened: "Why don't you ask me something else? Do you really have no other questions to ask?"
"Ask."
"As long as you call me by my name, I will answer you everything... Hey, are you still there, ask me, I really can answer you everything..."
How much Dalu hopes that someone can call him by his name, after all, it is such an awesome name...
However.
"Lin Fan disconnected from the root network."
For a moment, Lin Fan's shock disappeared into the root network.
Little Little Red: "Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard!"
Little Little Red: "The administrator has been tricked again!"
Big and small green: "The group owner is cheated every day!"
Xiaoxiao Daqing: "Group leader, give up, who can remember your name."
Big and small green: "Even if I remember it, no one can hold back the disgust and say it! Group leader, why did you choose that name?"
Big and small green: "If someone really calls me by that name, I'm afraid I'm going to die right where I am. What about falling into hell... Group leader, are you really not ashamed? How can you act like that? name?"
Da Lvqi trembled all over his body: "The name can't be regarded as self-promotion... the name!... Can the matter of choosing a name be self-promotion?"
The root network is filled with joyous laughter.
But soon it was quiet again.
"Little Xiaohong has been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
"Little Little Red has been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
"Big and small greens have been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
"Big and big and big and green have been muted, and the remaining time is five minutes."
The dull vibration echoed in the root system network, and the roots of Dalu were trembling: "Make you laugh, make you laugh, what's so funny!"
"Anyway, it's your ancestor, you don't need to call me by my name, you still laugh at me!"
"Just wait, sooner or later, I will let that kid call me by my name willingly!"
And the other side.
Lin Fan let go of the hand on the trunk, broke away from the root network, and looked at the fruit tree in front of him helplessly.
"You old ancestors, is there something wrong with your brain? I heard that the taller the tree is, the easier it is to be struck by lightning. Has it been struck by lightning?"
"Oh, I'm used to it." The fruit tree held back a smile, its branches and leaves rattling.
Lin Fan was even more helpless: "Is he very angry now?"
"To tell you the truth, he's used to it." The fruit tree said with a suppressed smile, "Who asked him to give him that name, and kept asking other plants to call him by his real name. He doesn't feel embarrassed, we all feel embarrassed. I don't know the child When can I grow up and become more mature, don't be so mediocre."
Guo Shu was taken aback for a moment, and then said helplessly, "Oh, you also blocked me for five minutes, I just couldn't help but laughed a few times..."
"But you don't have to worry about it. Although the administrator is very powerful, he can't talk to friends at most. Forming a group to tease him is basically our greatest pleasure every day. You know, there are very few people on the island. Something interesting happened, we are a little bored here..."
This is true.
These trees and flowers stay on the island and cannot move freely, but it is very boring.
Although there are chat groups for entertainment, but after such a long time, there is nothing to talk about.
At most, we can talk about which rabbit gnawed on which unlucky grass, which golden-horned deer urinated on which unlucky tree, which monkey squatted on which fruit tree, and whether any turtles climbed onto the island...
Even an unlucky little grass broadcasting live in the group that he was gnawed by a rabbit can arouse strong spectators, and a bunch of little grasses around frantically like it.
It was the first time that so many gods came to the island today.
Lin Fan was speechless: "So, your biggest entertainment every day is to form a group to tease your ancestors..."
Lin Fan suddenly felt that these plants are not very serious...
Lin Fan really wanted to know now, which moral god concocted this resting place?
But to be honest, these plants are indeed very qualified and moral. At least after talking for so long, Lin Fan didn't hear them say a bad word.
I didn't even hear the daily inquiry "Grass, is your mother at home?" Everyone used the names "Dalv" and "Xiaoqing" instead of the names of certain plants...
As for flirting with Dalu, it's just a joke at most.
Of course, if he hadn't seen Dalu before, Lin Fan might think this was not very good. After all, treat elders with respect.
But after seeing this big green, not to mention these plants, even Lin Fan couldn't look directly at the first sycamore tree that was born...
It is true to respect elders, but when an elder tells you that his name is "The Lone Star of the North ·... The Feather of the Phoenix · Nine Nine Eighty-One Sonata of Demons Returning to One · The End of Equivalence from the Other Shore" When Yanzhi is in flames and a big red lotus", I really can't respect it!
The key point is that the elder asked you to read the name face to face with eagerness.
Don't talk about respect, I just can't bear to look directly at it, and it's considered extraordinary endurance not to laugh directly.
It's no wonder those little reds don't have the slightest respect for their ancestors... It can only be said that although a name can't determine whether a person is good or bad, it can determine whether a person is funny or not.
Looking at the twitching corner of Lin Fan's mouth.
The fruit tree in front of him shook its leaves helplessly: "Don't look at me, we also feel very ashamed to have such a middle school ancestor."
ask.
The elders in the parents are too naive and like to give themselves strange names, what should I do if it is too embarrassing?
Waiting online, very urgent.
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