Chapter 847
Huo Rulong's face flushed slightly, and he was a little embarrassed to say it.
"What's wrong?" Lin Fan frowned and said, "If you tell me, I can help you find a solution."
"This... this..."
Huo Rulong, who had always shown others with a cold and domineering image before, faltered at this moment, as coy as a little daughter-in-law.
Lin Fan wanted to ask a few more questions, but he saw the fat chef running out of the forest with his face flushed and clutching his crotch. Open the belt.
Then.
"Clatter."
The sound of water came.
The scene was very embarrassing.
The fat chef turned around in embarrassment when he finished draining the water: "Well, I'm kidding, but I really can't hold it anymore...You guys talk, keep talking, leave me alone, I'm done."
After the fat chef finished speaking, the brown-skinned girl named Xiaobao also ran out with a blushing face. She was more patient than the fat chef, and ran all the way to the edge of the beach and jumped into the Sea of Perishing Gods.
Then, the frowning brows were relaxed, eyes narrowed relaxedly and comfortably, and he let out a sigh that was finally released after being suppressed.
Then he quickly returned to the forest, blushing and embarrassed to look at Lin Fan and Huo Rulong.
Lin Fan seemed to understand something, and looked at Huo Rulong with a complicated expression: "So, is this the rule that prevents you from going deep into the forest..."
Before Huo Rulong finished speaking.
Lin Fan's expression also became unnatural.
Suddenly, there was a urge to urinate, and I couldn't suppress it at all!
After he entered the forest before, he had been highly concentrated, but after meeting the second prince An Ning, he was so excited that he had no time to distract himself.
At this time, seeing Huo Rulong's team solve their physical needs, Lin Fan suddenly remembered that he hadn't gone to the toilet for four hours since he landed on this small island, and he was released in the Perishing God Sea last time!
Before he had time to say anything, Lin Fan blushed and ran to the edge of the beach, and opened the gate to the ocean to release the water.
Almost at the same time, Cao Dahua, Ji Long, and Zhang Xiaoying who were originally in the forest also rushed out with flushed faces and sweaty foreheads. Naturally, he trotted over with his crotch in his hands.
Four big men, facing the beach side by side in the water.
The scene was extremely embarrassing and weird.
"You came."
"Coincidentally, you're here too."
"Look, I'm farther than you."
"Tch, I didn't even try hard, look... it's amazing!"
All of a sudden, Lin Fan actually found the fun of childhood...
"Don't be ashamed!" Zhang Xiaoying blushed and looked at the backs of the four of them. She could only resist the impulse, and ran not far away with sweat on her forehead, punched a pit on the beach, jumped Go inside and crouch to release.
five minutes later.
Lin Fan looked at Huo Rulong with a complicated face: "I understand now..."
"Well, we are afraid to go deep into the forest because of this rule." Huo Rulong said with a complicated expression, "You are not allowed to swear, and you are not allowed to trample on flowers and plants... These are actually nothing, as long as we foreign gods pay more attention, we will be fine." never mind."
"But the problem is, you are not allowed to defecate..."
Huo Rulong sighed, "Although the exact location of this sacred treasure is not yet clear, we can actually guess that it should be deep in the forest."
"A forest with a radius of 50 kilometers can be crossed in half an hour at most if you fly with divine power in normal times."
"The problem is, it's forbidden to fly here."
"Then I can only walk through the forest on foot, because of the obstruction of the trees and the complexity of the terrain, the speed is much slower than the usual running speed, and we must also pay attention to avoid stepping on flowers and plants. Every step needs to be careful, and we can't run at all. , In this way, it is not bad if we can advance four kilometers per hour."
"If you want to walk to the center of the forest, it will take at least twelve hours. This is a situation where everything goes well."
"If you search carefully,
A delay of two days and two nights is also normal. "
"If you can't go to the toilet for a day and a night, even if you can't urinate... this..."
Huo Rulong's face was full of helplessness.
He is indeed powerful, with dual priesthoods of opposites, and a fusion of fire and water, he is known as the strongest at his age under Bai Zhaoyun.
But the problem is, no matter how strong you are, you still have to eat and drink!
No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine!
Huo Rulong still has some things to say, if they really suffocate to urinate, and then encounter other teams, or meet some divine beasts, in that state of holding back the urge to urinate, it is not bad to be able to display two achievements with one body strength, I can't move my legs if I don't do it well.
A bubble of urine stumps a hero.
Huo Rulong, who claims to be invincible in strength, really did not expect that his biggest difficulty in the battle for the gods and possessions was to hold his urine!
This is not a test of strength at all.
But the tempering of the prostate.
Huo Rulong only hated that he didn't have a steel valve prostate, and even more hated that when he was cultivating hard on weekdays, he didn't exercise to hold his urine... The key point is that no one would have thought that one day he would get into trouble because of holding his urine!
Huo Rulong also thought about whether to take the risk of going deep into the forest, but he was afraid that if he really couldn't hold back after going deep into the forest, he would pee out...
Breaking the rules in the depths of the resting place of the gods, I am afraid that there will be no chance of escape.
"I really didn't expect that a dignified god would be stumped by a piss."
Lin Fan couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
I can't believe it myself.
The people present were all majestic gods, with the ability to raise their hands to make wind and wave their hands to make rain, but in the end they were stumped by a piss...
When Lin Fan learned that he could not defecate anywhere, he still thought that this rule was the same as the rules of "no spitting" and "no swearing", which could basically be ignored.
But think about it now.
This simplest rule is the hardest to follow.
This is the rule that directly hits physiological needs.
"If we don't solve this problem, we don't dare to go deep into the forest." Huo Rulong's expression turned ugly, "How about it, do you have any ideas?"
"Let me think about it." Lin Fan thought carefully.
Lin Fan didn't expect that in this supposedly serious dispute over Shenzang, he would rack his brains to think about the issue of defecation...
Urinate directly in God's Domain?
Impossible, because even if a god enters the realm of the gods, he enters the realm of the gods in the form of the incarnation of divine thoughts.
The body is still in the God Realm.
Come out to pee as soon as you feel the urge to pee?
That's even more impossible.
As Huo Rulong said, under the influence of the rules, they couldn't move fast in the forest, let alone fly, and they had to be careful with every step.
Once you go deep in, you can walk forty kilometers in ten hours. Could it be possible to run back just because you peeed?
And it won't be possible to run out for a while, unless everyone doesn't go deep and only acts on the outskirts of the forest.
As long as you are in the forest, no matter where you pee, you will violate the rules.
"This seems a little inexplicable..." Lin Fan sighed lightly, but then, Lin Fan was slightly taken aback.
He found that his thinking had entered a misunderstanding.